Chapter 3 This boss is a bit big
Gu Yanzhong really didn't guess wrong, Zeng Bu sent someone to take Gu Yanzhong away early in the morning.
Gu Yanzhong gently pushed the door open, a fragrance rushed to his face, he shrugged his nose, and the air was mixed with a strong fragrance of Tieguanyin.
He walked in slowly, and out of the corner of his eye, he obliquely looked at the candlestick in the fall, a thick layer of wax had accumulated on it, and the towering candlestick was like a slender maid, as if he had heard Zeng Bu talk about his heart all night.
"Little, meet Master Zeng!" Gu Yanzhong walked up to Zeng Bu and made a big salute. The corners of his eyes lifted slightly, and he secretly glanced at Zeng Bu.
Zeng Bu's eyes were slightly bloodshot, and the yellowed whites of his eyes made them look like broken spider webs.
Zeng Bu was already a little old, and when he looked at the small sunken sides of his cheeks, the white hair on his temples was like snow in winter, and a few new wrinkles were added on his forehead, as if he had aged a lot overnight.
Gu Yanzhong narrowed his eyes, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and guessed in his heart: He thought about it all night, and it seemed that he didn't seem to have come up with any way.
"Let's get up first!" Zeng Bu's voice was a little dry, and his voice was slightly hoarse. He picked up the cup, and with a slip of his hand, the lid slipped off the rim of the cup. The lid of the cup rotated around the edge of the cup, and Zeng Bu tried to hold it, but he didn't hold it, and the lid slipped off the side of the cup.
Gu Yanzhong's eyes were quick, he took a step forward, caught the lid of the cup, he held the lid of the cup, and said respectfully: "Lord Zeng, drink tea to moisten your throat." ”
Zeng Bu picked up the teacup, looked at Gu Yanzhong, and took a sip of tea lightly before taking the lid from Gu Yanzhong's hand and covering the tea.
Gu Yanzhong looked at the teacup, as a professional thief, his first reaction was: This is the best white porcelain in the Song Dynasty, if it is broken, wouldn't it be a pity.
However, he didn't do too much to observe the white porcelain cup in Zeng Bu's hand, but observed the expression on Zeng Bu's face. He had to quickly observe every slight change in Zeng Bu's face.
After dealing with Zeng Bu a few times, he knew very well in his heart that people who had been in front of the emperor for a long time were very good at hiding their true thoughts. And as Zeng Bu, who has experienced strong winds and waves and sat in this position, this is even better than others.
However, people are always human beings, and they all have joys, sorrows, and sorrows. A person who is good at disguising his expression, after showing a real reaction, will often immediately change to another expression to disguise it. And this real expression tends to stay on the face for three seconds.
These three seconds were an immeasurable wealth for Gu Yanzhong at this time.
"Yan Sanniang, you ......" Zeng Bu twitched the corners of his mouth, the corners of his mouth turned up tentatively when he spoke, and the muscles of his face twitched very incoherently.
"Lord Zeng, forgive me for taking the liberty of going down!" Gu Yanzhong looked at his expression, and had already guessed a few points in his heart, when a person is in a bad mood, the corners of his mouth will naturally fall. He knelt down on one knee and gave Zeng Bu another big salute.
Zeng Bu put down the teacup unhurriedly and said very calmly: "You are!" ”
"Lord Zeng, in the next moment, you are greedy for beauty and cause a big disaster, please punish Lord Zeng!" Gu Yanzhong said and made another big salute.
"How do you think I can punish you?" Zeng Bu's eyebrows are upside down, his nostrils are slightly enlarged, and his voice is low.
"Adult, if you want the villain's life, the villain is willing to give his head at any time." After Gu Yanzhong said this, he "chuckled" in his heart. When he said this, he made a bet with himself.
"If your life can bring me down in one fell swoop?" He said and squinted at Gu Yanzhong.
Gu Yanzhong looked at him, and there was a dark chill in his eyes, and there was a trace of murderous aura in the cold, and a cold sweat was strung directly from his back to his backbone.
Zeng Buyou gritted his teeth and said, "I will definitely kill you!" ”
"Huh." Zeng Bu said, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly unnaturally, and a contemptuous sneer appeared on his face, "However, even if you kill ten of you, you can't bring down Zhang Dun." ”
Zeng Bu said, stood up, looked at Gu Yanzhong with his hands behind his back, and sneered: "Even if I kill a hundred of you, I won't be able to exchange Yan Thirteen Niang." ”
"Damn the villain!" Gu Yanzhong lowered his head.
"You really deserve to die!" Zeng Bu said viciously, "I can't wait to cut you with a thousand knives!" ”
Gu Yanzhong exhaled deeply, before he came, he had already thought of countless things that would happen in his mind, but he could think of anything he could think of.
Zeng Bu's reaction was also expected by him. He didn't answer Zengbu quickly. He made another mental bet on himself.
The corner of Gu Yanzhong's mouth smiled slightly and said, "My lord hates me because I destroyed a chess piece you worked so hard to cultivate?" ”
"Hahaha!" Zeng Bu suddenly laughed, "Do you think you should be cut with a thousand knives!" ”
Gu Yanzhong listened to this laughter, and strangely felt in his heart, the hairs on his body stood up, as if he was adding not milk or sugar when drinking coffee, but chili peppers!
"Haha!" Gu Yanzhong also smiled, he didn't dare to be careless, and said tentatively, "The villain should indeed be cut with a thousand cuts, if the adult wants the villain's life, the villain will wash it by himself, let the adult cut it with a thousand cuts, don't dirty the adult's knife!" ”
"Hahaha!" Zeng Bu glanced at Gu Yanzhong.
The corners of Gu Yanzhong's mouth turned up slightly in a second, and he smiled exaggeratedly, it was a kind of flattery, and said: "My lord, since you are going to shave the villain, can you give the villain a chance to let the villain say a few words before shaving the villain." ”
"Hmm!" Zeng Bu picked up the teacup and said lightly.
"The villain knows why the adult scraped the villain, but the villain is for the good of the adult."
"What?" Zeng Bu snapped, put the teacup on the table, and the lid slipped off the cup and fell to the ground, shattering.
Chen Guang immediately pushed open the door and broke in.
Gu Yanzhong looked at Chen Guang, the muscles on the left side of his face twitched upward, and he said calmly: "General Chen is too nervous, it's just that a cup fell to the ground." ”
In fact, Gu Yan felt very apprehensive and regretful in the center.
Chen Guang looked at Zeng Bu, Zeng Bu did not speak, and his eyes gestured to Chen Guang. Chen Guang closed the door again and retreated.
"Don't be angry, my lord, please listen to the villain."
Zeng Buai ignored the answer and sat quietly.
"The villain dared to ask the adult: Do the adults want to know the affairs of the Privy Council for the rest of their lives, or do they want to be the prime minister above the ten thousand people under one person." When Gu Yanzhong finished saying this, his heart was beating with a "porphyry".
Zeng Bu turned his head to look at Gu Yanzhong carefully, his pupils dilated, his nostrils dilated slightly, and the muscles on his face tightened.
"Please forgive me." Gu Yanzhong saluted again.
Zeng Bu continued to be silent, savoring the teacup in his hand.
"The villain is bold, ask the adult again, do you want to be the prime minister for a while or the prime minister for a lifetime." Gu Yanzhong said tentatively again, and his heart slowly began to calm down.
Zeng Bu lowered his head, and the tea leaves swirled in the cup.
Gu Yanzhong exhaled softly, he wanted to exhale deeply, but at this time he had a feeling that it was difficult to breathe.
"Who will decide whether that person can become prime minister or not?"
Zeng Bu's eyebrows were upside down, and a distinct "small" character appeared on his brow, and the wrinkles on both sides looked like a dry riverbed left after the river had dried up completely.
Gu Yanzhong lowered his head, Gu Yanzhong couldn't see Zeng Bu's completely subtle expression change, he said to himself in his heart: Gu Yanzhong, do you dare to bet. The boss in front of you is Zeng Bu, one of the top political figures in the Song Dynasty.
If you win your bet, you don't know what the outcome will be. If you lose the bet, you may die immediately. Even if you are not afraid of this ancient criminal law, and you use your modern thief technology to walk away in style, then are you willing?
In an instant, the invisible air also became heavy, and he had a feeling of being overwhelmed by Mount Tai.
He swallowed his saliva, clenched his fists slightly, and pretended to be calm: "My lord, do you want to be a prime minister who is replaced by the emperor all the time, or do you want to be an indispensable prime minister by the emperor's side!" ”
Zeng Bu raised his head suddenly, looked at Gu Yanzhong, his eyelids were too up, his pupils dilated slightly, and he narrowed slightly, and said, "Does this have anything to do with Yan Sanniang?" ”
"Yes!" Gu Yanzhong said very firmly.
"I knew that you kid had a lot of ideas, didn't your legs go numb after kneeling for so long?" Zeng Bu said lightly.
Gu Yanzhong stood up and looked at Zeng Bu. There is an expression in this world called seriousness, an expression called desire, and an expression called you have seen through my heart.
Gu Yanzhong looked at Zeng Bu, and he read on his face, seriousness, desire, clarity, and something indescribable. This kind of thing, from the first time he saw Zeng Bu, Zeng Bu had such an expression that he couldn't describe in words.
Gu Yanzhong continued to analyze: "The adult uses Yan Thirteen Niang just to make Yan Thirteen Niang please the emperor. Forgive, in the next fight, how sure are the adults that the emperor can like Yan Sanniang? ”
Zeng Bu's pupils suddenly dilated, his expression was slightly nervous, and he said with a smile: "My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good." What's more, Yan Sanniang is a smart woman, she is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, I believe she will be able to win the emperor's heart. ”
Gu Yanzhong smiled again, whether a person can climb up or not, the key is to grasp the heart of the leader, but to grasp the heart of the leader does not have to rely on women.
He let out a long sigh and said, "Have you ever thought about what if the emperor doesn't like Yan Sanniang?" ”
Gu Yanzhong's tone was even more blunt, and said, "Don't say that Yan Sanniang is unwilling to do this now." Take 10,000 steps back for the time being and say, Yan Sanniang is willing to do things for you willingly. Or even if the emperor likes her, how much time does it take for her to get the emperor's sincerity. ”
"The adults will send Yan Shisanniang in, and Zhang Dian will not choose another woman to enter the palace? Even if Zhang Duan doesn't choose a woman, how can Liu Guifei in the palace be an easy person to deal with? ”
The more Gu Yanzhong spoke, the more excited he became, and said, "Even if Yan Sanniang takes care of all the things in the palace." How sure is the adult that the emperor will tell Yan Sanniang about the affairs in the court. ”
"Yan Sanniang came from a humble background, no matter what capacity she is by the emperor's side, she will be said by the ministers of the court to charm the lord, and maybe Lord Zeng will be implicated when the time comes. Zeng went around in such a big circle, why bother? ”