The moon was dark and the wind was high, the evening wind was howling, and a few dog barks were heard not far away.

Liu Yuer led a group of subordinates to kill the generals with big sticks with thick bowls in their hands, and the subordinates behind them followed Liu Yuer with hemp ropes.

Peng Jingang saw the situation and knew that Li Wencai was finished now, so he greeted him with a smile and said, "Isn't this Mrs. Li, why did you come to Jiafu in the middle of the night?" ”

Liu Yu'er gritted her silver teeth angrily, and said angrily: "I still want to ask you, how did you lure my husband here, did he come to find that concubine?" ”

"Brother Wencai, no, we didn't see it at all." Peng Jingang said seriously, and deliberately raised his voice when he spoke.

Li Wencai was drunk in a daze at this time, where could he hear Peng Jingang's voice, at this moment Li Wencai had already pressed Xia He on the bed, stripped off and only wore a flower pants, and the pig's mouth was still arching on Xia He's chest.

"Quack, it's really unseemly, the second lady is actually a D cup." In the attic, Li Wencai was lewd. Laughter.

Everyone looked up in unison, and saw two figures reflected in the attic window, and the two figures were hugging each other, using their legs and feet together.

"What an adulterer and adulteress, she came to steal people on the first day of her wedding, how can you live this day, Li Wencai, you bastard, there are ready-made beauties at home who don't go to pity, and even go outside to steal fish, see if I don't break your dog's legs." Liu Yu'er gritted her silver teeth, picked up the big stick, took a broken step, and pinched the sword trick to kill the past.

Peng Jingang frowned, Brother Wencai, it's not my brother, I won't help you, I can't do anything, there is a good saying, there is a good saying, there is a life to be done by God, but you can't live if you do it yourself, you are dead. However, Peng Jingang, as the guardian of Jiafu, still couldn't watch Liu Yu'er mess around, so he shouted: "Stop Mrs. for me, Jiafu is a heavy place, how can you break in casually." ”

A thin Jiafu family stepped forward angrily, his legs were aggrieved, he tied his horse steps, and stretched out his hand to stop Liu Yu'er.

Liu Yuer didn't even look at the thin man's family, and with a wave of the big wooden stick, the thin man flew out, Liu Yuer put the stick in front of him, and shouted imposingly: "Death to the one who stands in my way." ”

Peng Jingang was stunned, once this woman is crazy, it is best not to provoke her, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable, so he nodded and said with a smile: "Just kidding, Madam is good to go." ”

Liu Yuer turned her head and went up to the attic like a whirlwind, and then kicked open the door, and at this time, Li Wencai was only wearing a pair of flower pants, hugged Liu Yuer and said: "You just call it, no one will pay attention to you if you cut your throat, who is Lao Tzu, even if someone comes, don't dare to do anything to me." ”

"You scoundrel let me go, someone is really coming."

"If you don't know me, the ghost will believe it."

"She is cloaked in a cloak, and she has a big stick in her hand, and she walks towards you step by step." Xia He pointed behind Li Wencai and shouted in horror.

"Hehe, you young master, I'll tell ghost stories." Li Wencai turned his head with a lewd smile, shook his head drunk, squinted his little eyes, and suddenly froze.

"I don't dare to do anything to you, right, you are quite capable, you ran out to steal people on your wedding night." After Liu Yu'er finished speaking, she waved a big stick and hit Li Wencai.

Li Wencai was frightened by this, so he woke up most of the time, looked at the bed, and exclaimed in surprise: "What's the matter, young master, why did I come here, who got Ben Shao here." ”

"Pretend, you will continue to pretend." Liu Yuer stretched out her hand and grabbed Li Wencai's ear and twisted it, and Li Wencai, who was in pain, screamed in pain.

"Don't beat the lady, I got drunk, and somehow I ran here in a daze." Li Wencai argued.

"Hmph, ghost obsessed, I think you're fascinated by this vixen." Liu Yu'er stretched out her hand and pointed at Xia He, and said angrily.

"Who do you say, who are the vixens, you ask him if I asked him to come." The second lady did not show weakness, with a little tear in the corner of her eyes, Chu Chu pitifully stretched out her jade arm and pointed at Li Wencai, her eyes were full of grievances.

Liu Yu'er grabbed Li Wencai's collar and asked, "Did you say that this vixen seduced you?" ”

Li Wencai nodded painfully and said, "Yes." ”

"You bastard, you tell the truth, did I seduce you?" The second lady was furious, grabbed Li Wencai's collar, and asked angrily.

Li Wencai shook his head and said, "No. ”

"Is it or isn't?" The two women asked in unison.

"I ...... I ......" Li Wencai was aggrieved like a scolded primary school student, lowered his head, glanced at his mouth, squeezed his eyes hard, and squeezed out two tears, now is the moment of nine deaths, they all say that women are fickle animals, this is not false at all, Li Wencai has known the two women for so long and did not find out that these are two tigresses, hidden very deeply, there is a song that is really good, the woman under the mountain is a tiger, you must avoid it when you see it, this is really a lesson in blood, I will never do such a stupid thing in the future.

When the time came to test his acting skills, Li Wencai's whole body trembled mechanically, then rolled his eyes, and the whole person fell unconscious when he walked to the ground.

"Xianggong, what's wrong with you, you can't die, what if you have three long and two short, what can I do." Liu Yuer and the second lady rolled their eyes when they saw Li Wencai suddenly fainting on the ground, their faces turned pale with fright, and they squatted aside and cried and shouted.

"The malignant tumor that has been around for many years has finally spread today, and my life is short, but I still have a lot of wishes in this life that have not been fulfilled, how I hope that the two of you can be with me, woo woo." Li Wencai was so angry that he sobbed like a terminally ill patient.

"You have to live well, whatever you ask, we will agree to you." When the two girls saw Li Wencai's sadness crying, they couldn't help crying.

"Actually, I don't have much wish, I just hope that the two of you are like sisters, help each other, our family is in harmony, the first day of the new year Yu'er sleeps, the fifteenth summer lotus sleeps, and at the end of the month, we have a reunion of one dragon and two phoenixes, what a good thing it is." Li Wencai said with a wink.

Although the two girls were reluctant to listen, Li Wencai was like this now, and he couldn't be stimulated too much, so the two girls had to nod.

Li Wencai grabbed Xia He's little hand and stroked it and said: "It's really rude today, how can I do such a beastly thing, now it's like this, I've seen everything that should be seen, I've seen what I shouldn't see, I've touched everything that shouldn't be touched, and I've touched everything that shouldn't be touched, if the second lady doesn't hate me, choose a good day and an auspicious day another day, I'll propose to Master Jia, let's do it." ”

Xia He pursed his lips shyly, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, and said with infinite tenderness: "Xia He swore that the man who saw my body would either kill him or marry him." ”

When Li Wencai heard this, his face suddenly turned pale, damn, I didn't expect this little woman to be so extreme, maybe she wanted to kill Lao Tzu.

"Now, how can a little girl still have the face to marry another wife, I just hope that my son can treat me better and propose to my father as soon as possible." Xia He's voice gradually became much quieter, and her pretty face was already flushed.

Perfect, just too perfect!

Li Wencai praised himself in his heart, and then continued: "Actually, I still have a wish, I didn't want to say it, but I guess I won't have a chance to say it if I don't say it again." ”

"Say whatever you want, if we can do it, we will do it."

"What, you all know that the young master is pure and kind by nature, so when I fought against the thieves a few days ago, I saved a woman in the Qinglou, I saw that the woman was lonely, very pitiful, so I moved my heart of compassion and took her in the academy, you see that we now have a big mansion, so I want to take her home, you are sisters, she is sisters, how happy we are to live together as a family, and there is one more person to sleep, you don't have to work so hard." Li Wencai was lying on the ground, rolling his eyes and thinking, there was no appearance of a dying person at all, as if he was looking forward to a better life in the future.

The two women couldn't help but be stunned, how could there be another woman, how many good things did this bastard have outside, although the two women were very angry, but Li Wencai was now a seriously ill patient and couldn't be stimulated too much, so the two women endured it, nodded and agreed.

"In that case, let the subordinates carry me back, it's tiring to lie down." Li Wencai said angrily.

Being able to save the day in the case of nine deaths and one life, and killing three birds with one stone, and solving the problems that have not been overcome for a long time, what a clever mind can think of, Li Wencai, Li Wencai, you are a genius.

Li Wencai praised himself fiercely, and was carried to the new house by the subordinates, Liu Yuer carefully helped Li Wencai to sit on the edge of the bed and said: "You lie down for a while, I will call the doctor to see if your disease can be cured." ”

Li Wencai grabbed Liu Yu'er's hand and said, "It's too late, it is estimated that the doctor has already slept with his wife in his arms, so what, why don't we rest early, we haven't entered the cave room today." ”

"You're sick like this, and you still have a mind cave?" Liu Yu'er asked in surprise.

"If you can't try it, you will know, lady hurry up and untie your clothes, I don't have much time, in case I kick my legs, my father is angry and small, and the Li family is big, do you know that my Li family has been passed down from generation to generation, my father is such a single seedling, and I am shouldering the glorious mission of passing on the ancestry."

"You're so bad." Liu Yuer shyly pointed Li Wencai's nose with her index finger, hooked her jade arm around Li Wencai's neck, pressed her plump chest on Li Wencai's body, and then asked an unsolvable question: "Who do you say is beautiful between me and that Xia He?" ”

"Of course you're pretty." How can Li Wencai's IQ be stupid, to tell the truth, this is the same as who his wife and mother saved first when they fell into the river. In fact, Liu Yuer and Xia He have their own merits, just like the actresses of the island country, they are both beautiful, but they have their own characteristics and skills.

When Li Wencai was proud that his answer was perfect, Liu Yuer pouted and said dissatisfiedly: "You are lying." ”

"Did I lie, how did you see that?"

"Consciously." Liu Yu'er got off the bed with a twisted face, and then walked towards the door, saying as she walked: "Today, you can go to your own cave room, I want to sleep with Yu'an." ”

"Damn, I'm going to have a fart room by myself, you and Yu'an won't be ...... It's unreasonable......"

This novel is from Reading Rim