"Failed again, hey, the debts are high, the girlfriend broke up, the family turned against each other, and only a fat body remained." A drunk little fat man on the side of the road became more and more angry the more he spoke, "Thief God, am I Liu Tian here to suffer all my life, you bastard, doing business, the house is demolished, the girlfriend of 6 years, ran away with someone, and swept away everything from me, I regret it, I regret that I am not a monkey, I can't stab the sky." Before the words were finished, a few uncles and aunts passing by said bluntly, "The social pressure is really great, and I am crazy again." I didn't go far, boom, a thunder sounded, I looked back and saw that the little fat man was gone, only a pit was left, and I quickly called the police, and ten minutes later, the police came to block the scene, and the matter was over. It's just that in the apartment next to it, an old man said something like this: "Boy, the opportunity is given to you, so you can do it yourself."

After saying that, he slowly disappeared.

At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the eunuch dictatorship, the general He Jin did not listen to Yuan Shaojin's words, and insisted on recruiting Dong Zhuo into Beijing. Zhang Rang and others learned that they deceived He Hou's trust, recruited He into the palace, and killed him. Yuan Shao and his brother Yuan Shu led the troops into the palace, and killed people when they encountered them, and their Yuan Highway ransacked the palace and obtained hundreds of cars of jewelry, gold and silver treasures. In 189 AD, Dong Zhuo entered Beijing, Yuan Shuguan saw that his military horses were strong, worried, drunk all day long, and he couldn't afford to get drunk, so he cheapened Liu Tian.

"Wake up, it's time to go to court." A woman's voice sounded in her ears, "My head hurts, where am I," Liu Tian opened his eyes and saw that he instantly drooled, such a beautiful woman. "Beauty, where am I, did you save me?" Liu Tian said with a saliva in his mouth. "Master, I'm your maid Xiaohong, don't you know me?" Xiao Hong knelt on the ground with a puff and said with a crying voice. "I'll go, labor and management are unlucky, and your TV station will still come to fix me, when I'm a fool?"

Liu Tian habitually touched his stomach, and then was shocked. "I'll go, what about the meat on my body, my more than 20 years of precipitation, labor and management are left with a body of meat, and you still give me a whole (too narcissistic)." "Master, you have always been like this, I will immediately find Wang Tianshi to show you," after speaking, he hurriedly ran out. Liu Tian ignored the headache and got up to see that the room was full of antiquity and magnificence. I didn't see a mirror after looking for half a circle, but I happened to see a basin of water underground, and when I looked down, I saw a sharp beak and an eagle's nose, a mouse-eyed monkey gills, a short stature, and a pale face.

Staggered back to bed, and understood a little in my heart, I took the shit luck and caught up with the crossing tide, I don't know who it became. Fortunately, I have read a few novels, I can only pretend to have amnesia, just thinking of this, there was a rush of footsteps outside, Liu Tian hurriedly lay down, looked up, the maid who had just run out led a group of people in, led by a robe, took out a black pill from his body and was about to pour it into Liu Tian's mouth, "I rely on this thing to be poisonous" Liu Tian thought to himself. Stretched out his hand to knock off the black hand of the Taoist priest, and said angrily, "What are you kid doing, you want to harm labor and management," the Taoist priest was directly frightened and cried, kneeling and said, "My lord, this is the dragon and tiger pill you usually like to eat. "My day, my predecessor was still a pervert." Get up, Lord Ben has drunk too much, and when I wake up, I forgot something, tell me who I am and what year it is. The Taoist priest sighed and said, "My lord seems to have lost his soul, this year is 189 A.D., and you were named the general of the Han Dynasty by the Son of Heaven the day before yesterday."

"What I'm Yuan Shu, no, I want to go home, I want to go home." Liu Tian hurriedly said, "Master, you have finally made up your mind, and your subordinates will go to prepare immediately." A big man hurriedly ran out. Hey, where are you going, do you know where labor and management are going? "Master, a letter from your eldest brother," said Xiaohong. My eldest brother, Yuan Shao's kid (thought to himself), "Bring it quickly." Liu Tian said. Open it and take a look. Most of them didn't know each other, so they threw the letter to the Taoist priest to "read". The Taoist priest was directly paralyzed when he saw it, and said, "The master's eldest brother sent a letter saying that Dong Zhuo wanted to establish a new emperor and wanted to borrow Yuan's power, but he didn't obey at the beginning, Dong Zhuo wanted to kill him, and the highway went quickly." After the Taoist priest finished speaking, he looked at Yuan Shu (it will be called Yuan Shu in the future). Ordered to go down, the whole house went up to all actions, the whole family moved, and went back to my hometown Nanyang, "No, everyone left, leaving the little red costume Yuan Shu to change clothes, during which he moved his hands and feet, and he was happy. Yuan Shu went out to take a look, nearly a hundred carts, full, Yuan Shu said loudly, "Take away the gold and silver, and the grain and grass needed on the road, and distribute the rest to the people, three hours, hurry up, labor and management are fleeing, not vacation." ”

No, everyone should arrive, a black-faced man came to Yuan Shu and said, "My lord, the king should have 1,500 soldiers and horses, including 600 sword soldiers, 500 archers, 400 cavalry, and 500 family soldiers. "Yes, the people will listen to the order, and the king should be." The youngster will be in ''. "Order you to receive 1,000 military horses, take my token, and when the materials are adjusted, set off immediately, escort the family, and the materials go first, there must be no mistakes." Yuan Shu gave the order for the first time, and he was not familiar with it, but he just felt that it was enjoyable. "The last will obey." Wang Dang answered and prepared to go, Yuan Shu looked back and thought to himself (Yuan Highway, Yuan Highway, let me change your life, give people money, change your bad reputation. Three hours passed, Wang Dang led 400 sword soldiers, 500 archers, 100 cavalry, and the rest was left to Yuan Shu, "It's still too weak, there are hundreds of millions of people in Nanyang, just ask God, let me arrive smoothly." Yuan Shu muttered to himself, left Yuan's mansion, made the rest of the ultra-luxurious carriage, and drove towards the south gate. On the way, he saw the Xiliang soldiers oppressing the people, Yuan Shu suppressed the anger in his heart, Xiaohong cried and said, "Master, my father and mother died at their hands, fortunately the master saved me that day, Xiaohong will repay you for saving your life as a cow and a horse." ”

"In the coming day, I will raise millions of troops, calm the Dong thieves, and avenge the innocent dead." Xiaohong knelt in the car and buckled her head to Yuan Shu again and again. Yuan Shu took Xiaohong in his arms and wiped her tears. said, "I'm crying like a little cat, the lord hates women crying the most, and he is not allowed to cry in the future." "Well, Xiaohong replied shyly, and then buried her head in my arms. The carriage had been gone for half an hour before it suddenly stopped. Wang Dang's deputy general Yang Rong came to report, "My lord, the city gate guard will ask for money, otherwise the city gate will not be opened." "Let him go, or General Ben will kill him." Nuo, Yang Rong went to reply, and then, I heard a shout of killing, "My day, it's really a fight, it's troublesome along the way," After a while, Yang Rong came to report, "Lord, it's an honor not to disgrace your life, kill the enemy general, the head is here." Yuan Shu looked down and saw that the bloody human head almost vomited. Stabilize your mind and say loudly, "Write down the credit, and reward it in the future." All the troops shouted "Thank you". Yuan Shu responded loudly, "Out of the city".