Chapter 53: Don't Fool Me, My Stomach Is So Swollen (First Update)

The next day is the Dragon Boat Festival.

Because Yu Jun's status in the heavenly realm was not high, he was not qualified to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to eat zongzi, so he had to stay in Fengchi Palace.

This Feng Jiutian is also a large number of people, leaving some zongzi for several subordinates, as well as Yu Jun, but there are very few zongzi left, only one for each person.

Yu Jun carefully peeled off the skin of the zongzi, and looked at the fragrant glutinous rice inside, and the pill was tightly wrapped in glutinous rice.

The pill emitted a colorful light, and Yu Jun's eyes lit up, he had lived in the world for nearly twenty years, and he had lived in the world for so long, so he had eaten the zongzi in the world.

The zongzi in the world are wrapped in dates, and the zongzi in the heavenly realm are wrapped in pills, the dates are sweet and delicious, and they are particularly attractive to eat, but I don't know what the taste of the zongzi in the heavenly realm will be?

Thinking of this, his eyes shone greedily, his mouth opened slightly, and he took a tentative bite, and between the entrances, the glutinous rice was sticky and particularly elastic.

The elixir was in his mouth, it was very sweet, sweet, and there was a trace of extremely thin vitality in the elixir, which entered his limbs from his throat to his limbs, and this kind of vitality was particularly comfortable.

When the body received the weak vitality, they all cheered, and even the vitality was gradually absorbed by Yu Jun, but Yu Jun frowned.

Because he found out that this elixir vitality was only one year!

sighed, "Hey, it doesn't seem to be a good life."

Yu Jun was very dissatisfied, because he knew that during the Dragon Boat Festival, there was a zongzi king, and the vitality in this zongzi king was the most and the richest.

Could it be that the king of zongzi was eaten by other immortals?

Looking around, several subordinates and maids were also eating zongzi carefully, but looking at the vitality floating around them, their zongzi were also a year's vitality.

Yu Jun left the zongzi leaves on the ground, feeling a little lost in his heart.

But lost, lost, he found a reason to ask those maids for leave, and then secretly returned to his room.

Feng Jiutian and Long Sanmei went to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall at noon to bow and pray to the Queen of Heaven and the Emperor of Heaven.

Therefore, now Fengchi Palace Yu Jun is alone, and he can go wherever he wants.

When he returned to his room, Yu Jun's face showed a wicked smile.

As the saying goes, the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high, although Feng Jiutian didn't believe in Yu Jun, he watched from the side when Yu Jun was wrapping zongzi, and saw that Yu Jun didn't steal the pill.

Yes, Yu Jun didn't hide a single pill, but Yu Jun could steal the zongzi, he secretly hid the wrapped zongzi into his clothes, and when Feng Jiutian left, he found a reason to return to his room.

Looking around, seeing that there was no one around, he smiled, "Hehehe, I ate a zongzi before, and my vitality is a year, and now I have thirty zongzi in my clothes, and I don't believe that these thirty zongzi are all a year!"

Seeing that there was no one around, Yu Jun hurriedly locked the door, and then he put the zongzi in his clothes neatly on the table one by one, counting a full thirty.

Because today is the Dragon Boat Festival, Yu Jun got up very early, so the clothes he wore today were very fat, and he could only hide thirty zongzi by wearing such fat clothes.

Smelling the fragrance of the zongzi, looking at the seven-colored light emitting from the zongzi, the corner of Yu Jun's mouth drooled, "Hey, hey, Feng Jiutian can't think of it, although you said that you are limited to me and don't let me hide the pill, but you didn't say that you won't let me hide the zongzi." ”

"I wonder if there is a king of zongzi among these thirty zongzi?"

Yu Jun randomly took out a zongzi from the zongzi pile, and this zongzi was the largest one in it, because Yu Jun knew when he was wrapping zongzi that the bigger the pill, the more vitality there was, that is to say, the bigger the zongzi, the more vitality in it......

He carefully cut off the Yuan Qi rope on it, and then opened it, and inside was a round elixir, which was not big.

Although the rice dumplings are large, there is a lot of glutinous rice.

Yu Jun sighed, "Which one is the one who doesn't have a long heart to wrap zongzi and wrap so much glutinous rice?"

Helpless, although it is said that the vitality is a little less, but after all, it is vitality, he stuffed the zongzi into one mouth, not to mention, although the vitality is very little, but this zongzi is also very sweet.

After eating the first zongzi, Yu Jun looked at the pile of zongzi again.

He opened them one after another, eating a sticky mouth, he ate twenty-nine of the thirty zongzi, but none of them had a lot of vitality, and the most vitality was only two years of vitality, which really made Yu Jun a little angry.

And the zongzi thing is still swollen, he has eaten a full twenty-nine zongzi, and now his body is very uncomfortable.

Looking at the last zongzi, Yu Jun gritted his teeth, "Forget it, Lao Tzu is also working hard to improve his strength"

He gritted his teeth and opened the last zongzi, and when he opened the last zongzi, Yu Jun wanted to cry without tears, because he found that the last zongzi was still a year old.

Yu Jun was blindfolded at that time, just glutinous rice, although it tastes very good in the mouth, very sweet, and delicious, but if you eat too much of this thing, it will be very uncomfortable.

Because glutinous rice is an alkaline food, when you eat too much, stomach acid will come up, Yu Jun wants to spit out these glutinous rice, but the pills in the body have not been completely digested, that is to say, Yu Jun's vomit not only contains glutinous rice but also pills, isn't this Yu Jun guilty in vain?

Therefore, he poured a large glass of water, drank a lot of it, and when he slapped the sound of water in his stomach, as well as the sound of glutinous rice, his face was covered with cold sweat.

It's not that it hurts, it's swollen.

And when the army was lying on the bed with his stomach covered, it was particularly uncomfortable.

In his mind, he thought that he couldn't just admit defeat, after all, today was the Dragon Boat Festival, and it was his only chance, "No, I can't just lie in bed"

Yu Jun got up and opened the door and returned to Fengchi Palace.

Long Yang was eating zongzi, and now her little face was intoxicated and enjoyed, although it was said that the zongzi that Long Yang ate was only a year's vitality, but she was in the heavenly realm every year, and she knew that she couldn't be greedy for doing things.

Because covetousness is very terrifying, cultivation must be steady and steady, this is what Feng Jiutian told her.

Yu Jun's stomach was swollen like a pregnant woman, and when he walked, he could still hear the sound of water in his stomach.

Yu Jun lowered his head and walked to Long Yang's side, "Hasn't Feng Jiutian come back yet?" Yu Jun's voice was very small, as if he didn't want others to hear it.

Long Yang looked at Yu Jun up and down in surprise, and found that Yu Jun's stomach was swollen like a balloon, and he covered his mouth with his little hand and snickered for a while.

"I said Yu Jun, what's wrong with you? I just entered the house, did you steal something?"

Yu Jun hurriedly patted Long Yang's shoulder, "Don't talk nonsense, children"

"If this lets Feng Jiutian know, you can't think of me stealing zongzi to eat."

Long Yang seemed to have made a mistake and nodded sensibly.

Yu Jun looked around, and the maids around him were busy with their own work.

"Longyang, do you know that there are any remaining zongzi in this Fengchi Palace?"

Because there are several zongzi in Fengchi Palace, and each maid eats a zongzi, so when the maids eat all these zongzi, there will be no zongzi in Fengchi Palace.

But Long Yang is Feng Jiutian's personal maid, and Long Yang will definitely know a lot.

Long Yang shook his head, "Brother Yu Jun, there are really no zongzi in Fengchi Palace, just now when Her Royal Highness the princess left, she gave each of us a zongzi, and now there are no zongzi"

Yu Jun exhaled, he stole thirty zongzi before, that was when he was counting zongzi, he hid it in his arms while counting, because the wrapped zongzi were all counted by the army, so before there was no count, Yu Jun hid these zongzi in his arms.

Yu Jun sighed, "It seems that the king of zongzi really has nothing to do with me?"

And at this moment, this Long Yang suddenly remembered something, "Hey, by the way, I went back to Her Royal Highness the Princess's bedroom before, and found that Her Royal Highness the Princess also has a zongzi inside, I think, this zongzi is Her Royal Highness the Princess, right?"

When Yu Jun heard this, his eyes widened, and he didn't look back, and ran straight to Feng Jiutian's bedroom.

Long Yang looked at Yu Jun suspiciously, she seemed to have guessed something, and hurriedly caught up, "Brother Yu Jun, don't eat the zongzi of Her Royal Highness the Princess, Her Royal Highness the Princess is resting in the palace, she told me that no one is allowed to disturb her."

But Yu Jun didn't seem to listen, and went straight to Feng Jiutian's bedroom.