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A phoenix chariot quietly blocked the door, and on the phoenix chariot, a woman in her forties looked at the angry young man with a smile on her face.

The young man was not angry at the noble lady, so he could only stare fiercely at the fat man with a face full of chrysanthemums next to Feng Yuan.

"Jia Huan, you have been gone for three years, and now that you have finally come back, you don't go to Kunning Palace to see me and say hello to me?

Thanks to you, I still think about your request, help you take care of my eldest sister, and often send some fresh things in the palace to your wife.

You have no conscience! ”

The woman did not have the luxury and arrogance of the world at the moment, and said to Jia Huan, who was full of anger, as if she were a family friend.

When Jia Huan heard this, his anger suddenly froze.

I really didn't want to deal with the people in the palace anymore, but I couldn't escape in the end.

After glaring at the spy who reported the news, Jia Huan had no choice but to make a big salute and say goodbye: "Minister Jia Huan, please say hello to the queen." ”

"That's not going to work!"

The lady on the phoenix chariot was the Empress Dong of the Dynasty, she chuckled lightly and said, "After hearing Wu'er's words, the palace rushed to come, and deliberately took a shortcut from the court to stop you.

You are here to say hello to me, and there is no sincerity at all. ”

Jia Huan said helplessly: "Then Niangniang, what should the minister do?" ”

Empress Dong smiled and said, "You have to go to Kunning Palace to greet me, and I will accept your courtesy."

By the way, where have you been all these years?

How has it not changed at all? But what kind of beauty secret recipe does your goddess doctor have?

Jia Huan, you are not allowed to hide, this palace treats you, how to treat your Jia family, you say it yourself! ”

Jia Huan said: "Niangniang, don't say it, there is really such a recipe, the effect is not bad!" The minister went back, and then sent someone to send Fang Zi into the palace.

The sooner you take care of it, the sooner your skin recovers, the sooner the better, it's too late! ”

Empress Dong is also a woman, and it is the age when Shaohua is no longer and her face is getting older day by day.

Hearing Jia Huan's righteous words, he was really fooled, nodded subconsciously, and said, "Good ......"

"Queen Mother!"

Empress Dong was fooled, but Ying Tian was still awake.

After all, he didn't dare to be interested in anything like that.

Seeing that Jia Huan actually coaxed Queen Dong, he hurriedly reminded him.

Empress Dong is not an ordinary woman after all, and when she came back to her senses, she saw Jia Huan jumping to her feet in anger and scolding Ying Day.

Although she just gestured and didn't make a sound, Queen Dong always felt that Jia Huan was greeting Yingday's mother and sister when she looked at his mouth shape......

Her face was flushed with anger, and she actually got off the phoenix, walked in front of Jia Huan in three or two steps, and grabbed Jia Huan's ears as soon as she stretched out her hand.

Jia Huan's ears, in addition to being pinched by Lin Daiyu and Shi Xiangyun, have been pinched by others.

Now I was embarrassed, and I didn't dare to struggle hard.

It's not that I'm afraid of ear pain, but I'm afraid of hurting Queen Dong.

can only beg for mercy: "Niangniang, the minister knows that he is wrong, ouch, let go!" Don't flash your old ......"

"Bastard! Is the old lady very old? ”

A sentence that should never come out of the mouth of a country, but after being angry by Empress Dong, she said it.

I don't know if her old man heard it and said don't flash your old waist......

After the lesson, Queen Dong was still puzzled, and her subordinates used some strength to turn Jia Huan's ears half a circle.

Jia Huan could only scream, tilted his head and leaned towards Queen Dong.

I smelled an obvious fragrance, and I felt that it was very inappropriate, and I wanted to stay away.

was pulled back by Queen Dong again......

Jia Huan smiled bitterly: "Niangniang, the minister knows that he is wrong, the minister will go back to Kunning Palace with you, you let go of the phoenix claws first, can it be successful?" ”

Empress Dong Sheng was angry and laughed at this grandson, it was not good to do it again, and she was not angry when she twisted her ears, so she said to Ying Day: "Wu'er, kick him twice for the queen mother!" ”

"Huh!"

Ying Tian was so happy when he heard this, his eyebrows fluttered around behind Jia Huan, and he raised his foot and kicked him in the ass.

But he forgot that Empress Dong only grabbed Jia Huan's ear, not Jia Huan's leg.

After feeling the movement behind him, Jia Huan shook his legs.

Although he didn't have the internal strength, with the strength of just one leg, he still overturned the back of the winning day's raw soy sauce......

At the moment of the overturn, there was still an excited smile on his face.

"Ouch!"

Win Sun screamed.

Empress Dong was startled, it could be seen that he rubbed his ass and stood up, and then he fell into his heart, glared at Jia Huan angrily, and said, "You still dare to do it in front of the palace?" ”

Jia Huan said pitifully: "Queen Mother, isn't it too inauthentic for your mother and son to gang up to bully me, a child who no one cares?" ”

Empress Dong smiled and said, "Look at your!" Are you still pretending to be pitiful? ”

Having said that, in the end, he still let go, and after getting back on the phoenix, he looked at Jia Huan and said, "Let's go, go to Kunning Palace with the palace to sit down." ”

Jia Huan couldn't, so he could only follow Feng Yuan.

Ying Sun squeezed his eyebrows and smiled on the side: "Jia Huan, it seems that my mother is even more powerful than my father!" If it weren't for Uncle Thirteen to stop me, I think you would want to do it with my father.

Why are you so honest in front of my queen mother? ”

"You fart less!"

Jia Huan scolded angrily.

Ying Tian is not annoyed, but just laughs non-stop.

"Did you eat bee poop?"

Jia Huan greeted.

Ying Sun raised his middle finger, and said with a thief's eyes: "Jia Huan, you have only been back for a day, and you have made such a big noise."

That Hortai is known as the Killer Demon King in the southwest, and he is also extremely evil when he returns to the capital.

The officials of the six departments, those scholars and waiters, have been scolded by him a few times, and no one dares to say a word.

You greeted his wife today, quack!

Look, it won't take two hours, and I won't be able to pass today, and I will know that you Jia Xiaosan has returned to Beijing! ”

Jia Huan snorted and ignored it.

Ying Tian became a chatter and continued: "Jia Huan, you are so bold, how dare you quarrel with my father like that? ”

Jia Huan said lazily: "Don't be noisy, you won't be noisy in the future, and I won't see your old man anymore."

Win the day, see if you're not bad, I'll give you a suggestion.

Apply to your old man early to open the palace and leave the palace, and after you go out, be an honest man with your tail between your legs.

Your old man is now beginning to believe in Wenchen, that bastard, he has no ability to do it, and the means of struggle are more ruthless than the other.

If you don't go out of the palace, sooner or later you will fight on your head.

When the time comes, you will have to be cooked. ”

Ying Tian was obviously frightened, blinked his eyes, his nostrils dilated, and said worriedly: "Jia Huan, really...... Really? ”

Jia Huan snorted and said, "It's up to you whether you listen or not, anyway, after leaving the palace today, I won't come to this broken place again."

Go back and take my ancestors and the old and young people of my family, and then go back to Qiongzhou Island.

When the group of civil officials forced to Qiongzhou Island, I took my family to the sea.

The world is so big, where is it not good to live?

Then again, your old man is really lacking in heart!

I don't want to think about how far he was forced by the ministers of heaven and earth at the beginning, and when people pat him on the back, they really thought that they were loyal to him from the bottom of their hearts.

Wait, if you continue like this, sooner or later you will be cheated by them! ”

"Smack!"

Jia Huan was complaining, and Ying Tian was also stunned by him, worried, and saw a carved phoenix jade pendant dropped from Feng Yuan, which was smashing on Jia Huan's head.

The two looked up and saw Queen Dong looking at Jia Huan with a majestic face, and said, "Jia Huan, don't talk nonsense."

Your Majesty treats you like a nephew, and believes in you the most.

If it weren't for that, Your Majesty's Ninety-Five, the co-lord of the world, how could you be allowed to talk back again?

All the people of the government and the opposition, go and see, who else has such a holy family as you?

Don't talk about others, you ask Wu'er, does he dare? ”

Ying Tian laughed twice and said, "Queen Mother, even if the sons and daughters collide with the guests, they don't dare to disobey their father." ”

He said to Jia Huan again: "Jia Huan, my father treats you better than me, don't you know what to do, you are really angry with your father."

In the two or three years you have been outside, my father often mentions you.

The master taught me to read history, and there were many ministers of Jane in the emperor's heart.

But except for Huo Huqi in the Han Dynasty, I really can't think of anyone else who can surpass you. ”

Jia Huan said angrily: "Huo Quzhi is a short-lived ghost, are you cursing me to die next year?" ”

On the phoenix chariot above, Empress Dong's complexion changed slightly.

Ying Sun didn't care, and laughed: "No! Good people don't live long, but a scourge like you will be harmed for a thousand years! ”

"Let your mother go...... Ouch! ”

Before Jia Huan's foul mouth exploded, he was smashed down by Queen Dong from above, holding her head and "screaming"!

Empress Dong's face was frosty, and just now she suspected that Jia Huan's silent lip gesture was greeting Ying Day's mother.

Now that she is completely confirmed, this bastard dares to scold like this in front of her.

"Little bastard! If you dare to speak like this, the market will be indiscriminate, and the palace will ask you to go to Jingyang Palace, read for 20 years, and learn good etiquette from the master! ”

Empress Dong said fiercely.

Jia Huan hung his head down, and in the gloating that he couldn't hold back even if he couldn't hold back, he walked towards Kunning Palace together.

kept bewitching Empress Dong, and asked Jia Huan to go to Jingyang Palace and accompany him to study......

The group walked halfway, but saw a yellow gate hurrying over, and after saying a word to Zhaorong in front, the team began to turn.

Jia Huanqi said: "Niangniang, this is wrong, Kunning Palace is in the south, how did it go north?" ”

"What are so many words? Don't ask much! ”

Empress Dong knew that the bastard in front of her was really sprinkled, and even she didn't have a good way, so she simply suppressed it from the beginning and didn't give him a chance to turn the waves.

Jia Huan got a bad luck, and he couldn't do anything about this unreasonable woman, so he had to bully Ying Tian again.

Along the way, the two of you punched me, I kicked you, and laughed and laughed to the Wude Palace.

When they arrived at the ground, they looked up and saw Emperor Longzheng and Ying Xiang standing on the high platform of Dan Majesty looking at them.

Jia Huan's face turned black and he wanted to leave, but unexpectedly, Empress Dong took the first step and grabbed his ear, and said viciously: "What did you scold Yingtian just now?" Dare to scold his mother in front of the palace, tell me, how do you scold on weekdays?

also say a word about your old man, I think I should catch you into the palace and read with Ying Day! ”

Above Ying Xiang walked down with a smile, and after meeting Queen Dong, he smiled at Jia Huan and said: "It's so big, and it's still a child's temperament!" ”

Hearing Jia Huan snort, Emperor Long Zheng's face darkened again, and shouted: "This bastard has always been a dog's face." ”

After scolding, he entered the Wude Hall by himself.

Empress Dong said with a smile: "You are a meritorious person to the society, and you are a person close to the heavenly family."

Now Your Majesty invites you to the host, a queen of this palace, thirteen brothers and a prince, and five sons and one prince, please sit at the table.

Jia Huan, do you still want to hold it up, we ask you not to move? ”

Ying Ri laughed on the side: "Don't worry, the queen mother, Jia Huan will not go home." He hasn't given birth to a son for three years, and his ancestors are preparing to punish him! ”

"Poof!"

Empress Dong couldn't help but laugh and said, "It's really ...... What are you doing in such a hurry? ”

Ying Xiang smiled: "Go in and say, Jia Huan, don't make trouble." This matter is different from what you think, you all understand the truth, do you think the emperor doesn't understand? ”

Jia Huan was stunned when he heard this, and was pulled by Ying Day, and entered the Wude Hall with Empress Dong and Ying Xiang.

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