As the saying goes, if the tiger doesn't threaten you, I will be a sick cat, and Huang Feihong will not make a foot and you will be a joke when I am a child. Li Wencai's trick counterattacked Dongmei, a delicate little Lori, to convince her, and her usual appearance of being invincible in the house was swept away, and now she is like a well-behaved little girl in front of Li Wencai, so that she faces east She doesn't dare to face west, let her beat the dog she doesn't dare to pick chickens.

Be ruthless, be ruthless with women, and be even more ruthless with women. After cleaning up Dongmei, Li Wencai suddenly felt that he was a man, and he couldn't even clean up a little Lori, how would he mix it up in the future, it was a shame to lose the face of the traverser.

Looking in the mirror, Li Wencai showed a smile with eight teeth, although his body was scarred, but fortunately his face was not injured, he was a person who ate by his face, and after being happy, Li Wencai began to lie on the desk, holding a brush and frowning with a serious face, in order to steal his painting career to the next level, he still had to work hard, so Li Wencai was ready to write a love letter to Qiu Xiang for Tang Caizi, so that he would have a reason to enter Qiu Xiang's room to steal, oops, it was so smart.

"Hello Qiuxiang, my sister, my brother is about to kill you, I can't sleep alone every night, I can only see you in my dreams, holding hands and looking at tears, I am very speechless." Li Wencai struggled to write a line of sour words, and because his knowledge level was very limited, he even looked at each other with tears in his eyes, and he was speechless and choked into a very speechless speechless.

Holding his masterpiece, Li Wencai was very satisfied, saying that there were absolutely very few girls who could let him write love letters in his previous life, if he wasn't a beautiful fairy, how could he be lucky enough to let himself write love letters.

Li Wencai sighed a few times, carefully put the love letter into his arms and was about to go out, when the window was slammed by a heavy object, and a big hole was rotten, Li Wencai was startled, is there an assassin, Li Wencai picked up a wooden stick from behind the door, and said that Li Wencai's hut is the most indispensable thing to do with this kind of stick, because he lives in a warehouse next to the kitchen where firewood is piled up, and his status is low, so there is really no way.

Li Wencai took a stick and went out to see, just by a big willow tree against the wall, a figure was swaying in the air in the wind, looking like a stunt for making a movie, but this person used a rope to hang himself in the air and looked very embarrassed, kicking his hands and feet, and gesturing at Li Wencai with both hands.

"Damn, I'm so fucking arrogant, I dare to be so blatant when I climb over the wall and enter the room." Li Wencai didn't say a word, took a broken step, pinched the trick to kill the past, and wanted to knock this thing with a stick.

"Wencai, it's me, I'm Mr. Tang." Shaking in the air, he grinned happily when he saw Li Wencai coming.

Li Wencai wiped the sweat from his head, and sighed helplessly: "I said sir, what kind of play are you playing, cheating can't be so high-profile." ”

Tang Caizi was sweating profusely, and whispered: "Do you think I am willing, I flew a pigeon, but I never got a response, so I risked my life to be killed to find you, I climbed the willow tree just now, and accidentally stepped on the air and hung on the tree." ”

Li Wencai held his forehead, it was really embarrassing, it was so unprofessional to steal the affair, so he said: "Don't hide it, sir, the pigeon that passed the book has died, and now only I am still holding the position, Mr. rest assured, there is a talented person here, and no one can snatch Sister Qiuxiang." ”

Tang Caizi nodded with satisfaction, it was not in vain to be able to teach such a promising disciple, so he asked, "What's the situation here?" ”

Li Wencai frowned and said: "The situation has changed, there is a thief who has also taken a fancy to Qiu Xiang and is going to make a black hand tonight, I advise Mr. to make Qiu Xiang earlier, but there will be nothing left when it is late." ”

"The old man has always done things naturally, and I'm afraid it's not good for you to say that I'm so reckless." Tang Caizi said very embarrassed.

"Don't be awkward and pinched like a girl, it's what a man does when he says he does, there is no aphrodisiac on his body, I will find a way to let Qiu Xiang meet you in a while, you coax her to eat the aphrodisiac, and when she gives birth to a baby next year, you are the child's father, no matter how much Master Jia opposes, he can't let the child have no father."

Tang Caizi has always done things above board, but now when he hears Li Wencai say this, he is very ashamed, this method is too despicable, if people know that they are so dirty, how can they have the face to see people.

"I didn't bring aphrodisiacs, but if you can get Qiu Xiang to come to see me, I will definitely find a way to get her to come with me." Tang Caizi still has some dignity, compared with Li Wencai, a scumbag and shameless villain, Tang Caizi feels that he is an upright and kind person.

Li Wencai looked down on Tang Caizi very much, he had such a good plan, looking at how many people in the world could think that Tang Caizi was really sick in the brain, so he stretched out his finger and said: "Don't forget our agreement, you promised to paint for me." ”

"I've already drawn a picture of the Ladies in Spring, you can hurry up and do something for me."

"One won't work, I want two."

"Well, I promise you, if it happens, the old man will paint you two."

Li Wencai thought for a moment, then stretched out another finger and said, "Plus a picture of the Spring Palace, you can look at it." ”

Tang Caizi is hanging on the tree, where do you still have the heart to fight with Li Wencai, and said in his heart that this kid is really despicable, taking advantage of his own trouble, he ruthlessly extorted bamboo, he is simply a bastard.

Li Wencai smiled slyly and asked Tang Caizi to wait, and he would go to work immediately.

"I'm still hanging from the tree, you bastard, put me down first." Tang Caizi was angry and wailed in mid-air.

Li Wencai trotted and came to Qiu Xiang's attic, seeing that the lights were still on upstairs, Li Wencai tiptoed to the door of the room, knocked on the door and said: "Sister Xiangxiang hasn't slept yet, I'm a little talent, a messenger sent by Tang Caizi." ”

Li Wencai's voice sounded at the door, Qiu Xiang opened the door, and saw that Li Wencai was smiling at himself obscenely, and then he got in, Qiu Xiang saw Li Wencai's appearance, like a weasel stealing chickens, he always felt very awkward, why did Tang Caizi send such a person.

Li Wencai came to Qiuxiang's room and took a deep breath, the woman's room was so fragrant, she didn't want to leave, but it was important, so Li Wencai took out a love letter and said: "Mr. Tang has sent a letter again, Sister Xiangxiang, please see it." ”

Qiu Xiang took the letter and looked at it, her brows furrowed, when did Tang Caizi write such a sensual love story, and he couldn't sleep at night, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in his eyes, he was very speechless, what does this mean?

"Sister Xiangxiang, Mr. Tang misses you very much, in fact, this is understandable, you said that a big man, it is the age of the dragon spirit and the tiger, sleeping alone with a pillow, how lonely it should be, that ......"

"If you're alright, please go out." Qiu Xiang blushed and pretty, Li Wencai, an obscene thief, said something so explicit, not disgusting.

Li Wencai shook his head and said, "Sister Xiangxiang, don't hide it, Tang Caizi is already waiting for you on the willow tree in the backyard, and he said that he really wants to see you for the last time." ”

Qiu Xiang was shocked when she heard this, and asked urgently, "What's wrong with him?" ”

"Actually, it's nothing." Li Wencai touched his nose, and then said: "It's just that Mr. Tang is hanging on a willow tree now, if he is discovered by the family in Jiafu, it is estimated that he will not live long." ”

Qiu Xiang was suddenly confused, how could she hang on the willow tree alone, so she said anxiously: "Then what if I leave, if someone finds me out of the door, my father will definitely be angry again." ”

Sure enough, Li Wencai deliberately left Tang Caizi on the tree to make Qiu Xiang anxious, so he smiled and said: "Sister Xiangxiang, have you forgotten me, I will come in handy at the critical moment, Sister Xiangxiang can go, I will risk my life to stay here, dress up as you, if someone comes, I will help you cover." ”

Li Wencai's words were righteous and awe-inspiring, and Qiu Xiang was grateful from the bottom of her heart, so she bowed to Li Wencai and then hurried out the door.

Watching Qiu Xiang leave, Li Wencai carried his hands like a leisurely weasel, his eyes were sinister and looked around the room, and there were two Tang Caizi's landscape paintings hanging on the wall, so Li Wencai quickly took down the two paintings, rolled them up and hid them.

Seeing that there was a dresser in Qiu Xiang's room, Li Wencai sat down happily, picked up a layer of rouge gouache and applied a layer to his face, then printed a red lip with red paper, and drew his eyebrows a few times.

Li Wencai knew that if he was really discovered by Master Jia, he would also be implicated, and the family law would be inevitable at that time, so in order to avoid the pain of flesh and skin, Li Wencai dressed himself up carefully, pretending to be a woman is not only necessary for software, but also for hardware, so Li Wencai ran to Qiuxiang's bed and found a pink belly pocket under the pillow, Li Wencai looked at the pink belly pocket, and was about to have a nosebleed excitedly. If Qiu Xiang was lying on the bed in this belly pocket and scratching her head to herself, it would feel too ecstatic.

After Li Wencai squinted his little eyes for a while, he took off his long shirt, quickly changed into the pink belly pocket, and stuffed two paper balls into it, after everything was rectified, Li Wencai couldn't believe that he was so beautiful in the mirror, if he went to the Qinglou to make a guest appearance as Sister Yao, it is estimated that the business would be good.

Li Wencai was very proud in his heart, his small waist twisted coquettishly in the mirror, pinched the orchid finger in his hand, and said sharply: "Son, you are here, the slave family is about to kill you, don't be so anxious, it's a long night, we have time to be happy." ”

After saying these shameless words, Li Wencai got goosebumps and fell to the ground, he was so cheap, he was a pure man, how could he learn to be a woman.

When he was bored, there was a sudden knock on the door, which scared Li Wencai like a frightened mouse, jumping up and down, but after looking at himself, he calmed down again, he is now Sister Qiuxiang, what is there to be afraid of, so Li Wencai swooped to the bed and screamed: "Who, in the middle of the night, everyone has taken off their clothes and slept." ”

"Cousin Qiuxiang, we have made an appointment to chant poetry tonight, but I specially brought a bottle of aged Huadiao, let's drink tonight, isn't it beautiful."

Li Wencai heard that something was wrong, his voice sounded a little familiar, and then his eyes widened, recalling Zhao Jia's lustful appearance, it turned out to be this shameless, before Zhao Jia looked for Li Wencai and said that he would go to Qiuxiang's room at night to smash Huanglong, at that time Li Wencai didn't sleep all night, and he didn't take it to heart at all, and now he suddenly thought of such a stubble, and he cried bitterly in his heart, Zhao Jia, a pervert, is not small, and the background is a strong pervert, what should I do.

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