1949 You're a prison guard
Long Xiaoqicai didn't care if Forgotten Island was a big prison or something, and he didn't care if the warden was old or not, and he didn't want to ask what form this prison would continue to exist.
All he wanted to know was why these guys were going after him?
If you talk about going to prison, is it okay for Lao Tzu to go to jail too? You're a prisoner, and I'm a prisoner too, okay?
is born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other.
"Why are they chasing me?" Long Xiaoqi looked at Ivy and asked, "Why are they chasing me?" As soon as I got up the mountain in the morning, I was chased by a hunter and ran all over the world......"
"It's not all over the world, it's all about prisons." Ivy corrected.
"Well, it's a prison run, it's no different." Long Xiaoqi continued with great annoyance: "In the evening, I finally ran out of the mountain, and I had just sat on the beach for a short while, and another person hiding in the sand wanted to kill me. dragged me into the sea like a water ghost, and if it weren't for this broken gun in his hand, Lao Tzu would probably have been killed. ”
The more Long Xiaoqi got angry, he had been mixed up for so long, what big scene had he not seen? But here I almost got killed twice, and I can't do anything about it.
He thinks he is very strong, this is self-confidence, the self-confidence summed up after so many years of fighting.
Today, he is not confident anymore, because the two perverts he met are indeed too strong and too strong.
"The hunter you are talking about is called the mountain god, he is a murderer, he once killed more than sixty people, and finally was chased to the primeval forest, where he spent more than ten years." Ivy tilted her head and thought for a moment and continued, "When the mountain god came out of the forest, he couldn't speak. As for the water ghost...... He is called Haizhongsha, and it is said that he destroyed all the ships of a fleet overnight, and killed more than 200 soldiers on the other side, which is the most terrifying felon. ”
Mountain gods, sand in the sea, this will Long Xiaoqi know their names, but the question is what can he do if he knows their names?
He just wanted to figure out why these guys wanted to kill him, that's all.
If it is clear why he was killed, then the situation on the Forgotten Island will also be clear.
"Ivy, they're all criminals, right? This Forgotten Island is a paradise for criminals, right? Long Xiaoqi asked.
Ivy nodded, pursed her lips and smiled: "That's right, uncle, you finally know that this is a prison, and all the prisoners here are imprisoned." If you don't even know that, you're a stupid uncle. ”
This little girl was laughing at Long Xiaoqi, but Long Xiaoqi had a lot of them, and forgave the other party's ridicule.
"Then the question is, I'm also a criminal, they're also criminals, everyone is in prison together, why do you have to kill me?" Long Xiaoqi said extremely unhappily: "Even if you form a gang in prison, you don't know how to kill people?" Hey, besides, even if you have to worship the gods when you go to prison, they give the newcomers a dismount, and they won't kill me, right? ”
This is what Long Xiaoqi can't figure out the most, according to normal logic, it is normal for him to come to the prison as a prisoner and face some dismounts, after all, he is a newcomer.
But when you come, you will be hunted down, which is not quite right.
"Uncle, are you sick in the brain or are you in the water?" Ivy winked and said, "If your brain is sick, then heal; If your brain gets wet, get some more sun. ”
"Little girl, don't think I dare to kill you." Long Xiaoqi said fiercely: "I'm a person who kills people without blinking, I don't believe you go outside to inquire." ”
Long Xiaoqi felt very depressed, a little girl here can be so aggressive, isn't she really afraid of herself?
"Cut, uncle, I know you." Ivy jumped out of bed, circled around Long Xiaoqi with her hands behind her back and said, "Hunting head, the only hunting leader in the hunter school." You bombed a base in the United States with 500 missiles, and then you bleed the head of the delta...... By the way, you are still the king of Africa, marry the Mayan princess of Saudi Arabia...... Uncle, I know about you, it's nothing big. ”
This little girl actually knows these things about his Long Xiaoqi, and she still says it's not a big deal?
"Are you pretending to be mature?" Long Xiaoqi glared at each other.
"I'm just a kid, I just go out a lot and hear a little more." Ivy spread her hands and said, "Actually, you're also amazing, but you're a little silly." Uncle, you say you're so stupid, is it a miracle that you've survived until now? ”
The words changed Long Xiaoqi's face.
You can insult him, but you can't insult his wisdom.
Being called stupid, this is the first time, from childhood to adulthood, who doesn't praise him for being smart?
"Little girl, you can't talk nonsense, although I'm not very smart, but I definitely can't get in touch with stupidity." Long Xiaoqi squinted his eyes and made a vicious voice: "I'll give you a chance to apologize now, if you apologize to me, I will forgive you for your rude behavior." ”
"Ha, if I shout now, many people will kill you in no time." Ivy pursed her lips and said with a look of disdain: "Don't scare me, it's useless to me." Even if you kill me, it won't change the fact that you're a fool. ”
"Shut up, I'm smart, I'm not stupid!" Long Xiaoqi was furious.
"You're stupid, I just don't shut up." Ivy shook her head: "Even if you kill me, you'll be a fool, and you'll be a super stupid." ”
"When I dare not kill you?"
Long Xiaoqi was furious, he couldn't stand a little girl talking to him here.
Only his share of bullying the little girl, not the share of the little girl bullying him.
"I'm the only one who can tell you the truth, and if you kill me, won't you be a super stupid person? My Mr. Prison Guard! ”
After saying this, Ivy stuck out her tongue and jumped onto the bed with a sly expression.
"What do you say? Mr. Prison Guard? Long Xiaoqi was a little confused.
"yes, do you think you're a criminal? Do you think a criminal can enter the house of the prison elder who is immortal? Can you stay in his house for half a year? Ivy stood on the bed, crossed her arms and smiled, "You're a prison guard, you know?" You enter not as a criminal, but as a prison guard. Criminals are relative to prison guards, so they will do everything they can to kill you. ”
"I ...... Is it a prison guard? ”
Long Xiaoqi's eyes were about to pop out, and he didn't know when he would become a prison guard.
What is this? If you become a prison guard, you have to be hunted down?
"Yes, you're a prison guard." Ivy nodded heavily: "This is a prison, in addition to the prisoners, there are also prison directors and prison guards. The old prison guards are dead, and you are the new prison guard. Because you're a new warden, the prisoners are going to kill you. ”
"!" Long Xiaoqi glared and shouted, "The old immortal is still the prison warden, why didn't these prisoners dare to enter his house?" ”
"Uncle, can you not be so stupid? Is it still a prison without a prison warden? Ivy kept shaking her head and said, "There is a prison warden, this is a prison, but the prison guard is not a prison warden!" ”
Although what Ai Wei said was more tongue-twisting, Long Xiaoqi understood.
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(End of chapter)