Chapter 51 I want to make a cheap move
Zhou Yu glanced at Lu Ren from afar, and muttered, "Don't despise him. Who does he Lu Yihao think? Before he became a beggar, he was just a beggar on the street, and it has only been ten years since he came out, but he can be famous all over the world in these ten years, and he is only over thirty years old, how can he be a person with a false name? I thought that I was with him during today's banquet, but in the end he sent me back with a word, which shows that this person is indeed worthy of his name, and it is no accident that he was able to do his best from Cao Gui's hands that day. ”
Lu Su took a light breath, he had suffered a lot when he fled from Yuan Shu's hands, so he naturally knew how difficult this kind of thing was. And Yuan Shu is a "dry bone in the grave", which cannot be compared with Cao Cao at all, so the difficulty of Lu Ren's escape from Cao Ying is obviously much greater than Lu Su's escape. As soon as he thought of this, Lu Su couldn't help but softly admonish Zhou Yu: "In this case, Gong Jin must prevent Lu Yihao from using a strange strategy to resolve your gentle secret plan." ”
Zhou Yu lowered his head and pondered for a moment, and when he looked up again, he smiled a little smugly: "Count, stand according to the situation." When Lu Yihao got out of Cao Ying, Cao Yi was focusing on the Guandu war and had no time to doppelganger, so Lu Yihao's departure back then occupied a momentum. Now that the situation is all over me, although Lu Yihao has a strange plan, his momentum has been lost, I am afraid it is difficult to make a difference! ”
Saying that, Zhou Yu suddenly sighed softly and said: "Zijing, although you and I are full of military books and have a lot of strategy, when it comes to enriching the country and strengthening the army, we are far inferior to Lu Yihao. If this person assists my lord Wu Hou, in the future, when Wu Hou wants to achieve the hegemony of the world, and you and I want to build a historical fame, we will definitely be able to make Wu Hou worry-free about money and food, and strong horses and soldiers! Now that there is such a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I will not let it escape from my hands! ”
Lu Su said: "What if he insists on refusing to assist Wu Hou? ”
Zhou Yu's face turned slightly cold: "I'm afraid that he can't help this matter!" My plan is to stand according to the situation, and since he is already trapped here, he will either obediently assist Wu Houtong to become famous in history, or he will only die...... is so comparable to the talent of Han Xiang Xiao He, if it is used by others, it will be too dangerous. If it's really a last resort...... I am willing to bear the infamy of harming the virtuous for Wu Hou! ”
“……”
looked at Zhou Yu with a resolute face and murderous intent. Lu Su really couldn't say anything at this time.
However, the resoluteness and killing intent on Zhou Yu's face quickly faded. After closing his eyes and muttering for a moment, Zhou Yu opened his eyes again and looked at Lu Ren, who was still standing on the bow of the Seahorse, his eyes were full of expectation, and he sighed lightly: "Lu Yihao, you are a smart and powerful person, I hope you don't force me to kill you, I really don't want to do that, both public and private." If you and I can work together as Wu Hou's ministers, and no matter how famous the history is at our fingertips, we can play the piano and flute together in our leisure time and share the exquisite rhythm, wouldn't it be a great blessing in life. Can it also be passed on to future generations as a beautiful story like a child and a boya? ”
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"Ahh
After a loud sneeze, Lu Ren reached out and rubbed his nose, and said secretly in his heart: "Who is talking about me behind my back?" Could it be the American wolf? ”
Looking back at the three pairs of surprised eyes at the table behind him, and then smiling apologetically at the three of them, Lu Ren turned around and thought hard about countermeasures. It's just that although Lu Ren's mood has calmed down at this moment, he is not a wise pig brother after all. In the face of the trap set by the American wolf, where is the countermeasure that can get the best of both worlds so easy to come up with?
Together, Brother Pig was full of wisdom, and Lu Ren couldn't help but sigh bitterly in his heart: "I said Brother Pig, where are you still fooling around now?" When I return to Xiangyang, I won't take you out in advance and throw it to Liu Bei...... Back to Xiangyang? How can I go back now without anyone being offended? Brother Pig! If you encounter these things, how will you solve them......
"Hey, wait. Why do I have to follow Zhou Yu's train of thought and confront him head-on? Isn't it looking for death to confront him head-on? It's ridiculous, as a modern person, what I'm best at should be all kinds of cheap tricks. But now I'm always thinking about how to deal with Zhou Yu's tricks seriously, why do I do? Or have I been unknowingly assimilated by the ancients over the years? ”
A flash of light suddenly flashed in his mind, and then Lu Ren's index finger touched the center of his eyebrows and activated the chip and began to check the information: "Yes, why am I so confused?" I can't be as cunning as those strategists. But I have a lot of information, whether good or bad, but it is the result of the wisdom of these historical figures, and I may be able to find some similar examples from this. ”
The first thing to read was the fragments of Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu's battle of wits before and after Chibi: "Of course, of course." I can't just talk about it on paper, but I happen to have a tactical talent like Xu Shu next to me, and what I need to do is to come up with a framework for the idea of the subject, and then Xu Shu will help me fill in those details. ”
After carefully watching the sections and paragraphs, Lu Ren habitually took out a small notepad and pencil from his bosom, and listed the people around him one by one according to the camp of the enemy and the enemy. As he wrote, Lu Ren suddenly wrote a name, and the aura in his mind flashed again. After checking another piece of information, Lu Ren's face showed a sinister smile, and the pencil in his hand also drew a heavy circle on this name:
"That's right, it's a key person! But you can't do too much, otherwise you're really looking for death, and it's important to stop in moderation at about the same time. ”
Then Lu Ren wrote down a few related matters on the notepad: "The details of these links are not what I am good at, so it is better to hand them over to Xu Shu and them to help me plan it later." ”
Thinking of this, the smile on Lu Ren's face was even stronger, but he immediately realized it again: "Wait a while!" I told Xu Shu and them before that since Zhou Yu wanted to yin me, then now someone must be secretly spying on me, why did I forget it now? If I am overjoyed, I will turn around and discuss with Xu Shu, isn't it telling Zhou Yu that I have already figured out a way? No, you have to act! ”
As soon as he thought of this, Lu Ren raised the small notebook in his hand towards the starry sky, and deliberately chanted loudly: "Hmm...... Turn Zhu Pavilion / Low Leaning Household / Shine on Sleepless / There Should Be No Hate / What is the Biased Towards Another Time / People Have Joys and Sorrows / The Moon is Cloudy and Sunny / This Matter is Difficult to Complete / I Wish People Were Long / Thousands of Miles ...... Gong Chanjuan. ”
Xu Shu and the three of them froze for a moment, but except for Gan Ning, Xu Shu and Shi Tao immediately high-fived softly...... In fact, not only Xu Shu and Shi Tao, but even Zhou Yu and Lu Su in the shadows over there almost applauded. After all, Mr. Dongpo's words that have been passed down through the ages are not covered.
Lu Ren turned around, shook his head at Xu Shu and the three of them and said with a smile: "Lu Ren is not good at poetry, and occasionally I feel that I can write such a few sentences, which makes everyone laugh." ”
Xu Shu said: "Brother, why did you say this! This sentence is delicate and elegant, and it is really a rare sentence. ”
Lu Ren smiled and walked to the table, picked up the wine glass and poured it into his stomach, wiped his mouth casually after pouring, scooped up a full cup and walked to the bow of the boat and said with a smile: "It's rare for me to be able to write such a good sentence, and I should congratulate him when I float a lot!" ”
Raise a glass and refill ...... However, it didn't really pour into the stomach, but it all leaked on the placket. After going back and forth like this several times, Lu Ren's steps also pretended to be unstable. Seeing this, Xu Shu hurriedly got up to help, and Lu Ren put his hand on Xu Shu's shoulder, and suddenly whispered: "I'm drunk, Yuan Zhi, you quickly help me back to the cabin." Guangyuan, Xingba and go back to bed to rest first! ”
How smart is Xu Shu? immediately understood what Lu Ren meant, and hurriedly glanced at Gan Ning and Shi Tao, Gan Ning and Shi Tao reacted quickly, pretending to help Xu Shu help Lu Ren to the hatch and then sighed and returned to their own boats.
On the other end, Zhou Yu and Lu Su were savoring the words that Lu Ren chanted, and after a long time, Zhou Yu asked Lu Su: "Zijing, what do you think of the words that Lu Yihao just chanted?" ”
Lu Su said: "Although the words are beautiful, they are quite lonely. What does Gong Jin think? ”
Zhou Yu smiled smugly: "My plan has been accomplished, but I can only use wine to drown my sorrows!" ”
At this time, in Lu Ren's cabin, Xu Shu almost roared after listening to Lu Ren's words, and it was not easy to stabilize his mind, and he lowered his voice and said to Lu Ren: "Brother! How, how can you come up with such a trick? ”
Lu Ren shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands again: "Isn't this a little helpless right now?" Zhou Yu: What kind of person is that? The general countermeasure, he had expected it a long time ago, and I could only play with him with those who were just an axe. Only this kind of unexpectedly cheap trick may be able to make him mess up. As for me, it doesn't matter here, anyway, my reputation in that kind of thing has always been bad, and the only thing I'm worried about is that you have to make it clear to Xingba and Guangyuan in secret, otherwise they will despise my character, and I will be too wronged. ”
Xu Shu hesitated: "Why don't we think about other strategies?" ”
Lu Ren shook his head: "It's too late for me to make a plan." Even if we could think of it, we didn't have much time to do it. ”
Xu Shu glanced at Lu Ren with a very strange gaze, and even his tone was quite weird: "Brother, brother, I now have some doubts that you were really forced to make this decision, or if you have been thinking about it for a long time." ”
It stands to reason that Lu Ren should of course immediately say that he was helpless, but Lu Ren looked up at the sky outside the porthole at forty-five degrees, and said, "This matter...... It's really a little unclear. ”
It's really unclear. Because Lu Ren, as a traverser, will always have the kind of dream of the modern sling family in his heart, even if Lu Ren has experienced a lot of things, and even has an unforgettable relationship with Wan'er, but as a normal male creature, driven by the cheap in his bones, he will still think about stealing something fishy.
It's just that Lu Ren has always grasped this "degree" very well, which means that Lu Ren usually just thinks about it. And this time it was forced to this point, forcing Lu Ren to meet him with cheap tricks. And thinking about his target object, because of the cheap product in his bones, Lu Renzhi really had a little expectation...... (To be continued.) )