Episode 345 Impressions of America
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Sam couldn't help frowning when he heard this, and said: "Flower, what you said is too serious, I said it all, it was just a misunderstanding, since you insist on taking this skeleton soldier, then take him with you, I have no opinion." I nodded: "Very good...... "After thinking about it, it's all up to this point, so I might as well make my words clear at once: "Sam, or what I said just now, we're here to help, so, everything we eat and drink, weapons and ammunition, vehicle armor, helicopter fighters...... It is up to you to provide it, and the most important thing is that you don't give us orders, I only obey the leadership of the Ninth Brother of Fortune. ”
Uncle Sam rolled his eyes and spread his hands: "Okay, okay, what you said should have been, Franco's troops in Spain are also arranged like this, I know that you are our American friends, so they fought side by side with us, for this, I am grateful again." ”
Well, since the old beautiful buddy didn't say anything, I will stop in moderation, and if I talk too much, it will seem that we are nouveau riche and uncultivated, and many words don't need to be said so bluntly. I nodded, smiled slightly, and pretended to be a diplomat: "You are welcome, I hope we can work together happily." ”
Uncle Sam shook my hand again and said with a smile, "But as the master, I still have to fulfill the duties of the Supreme Coordinator...... There are many troops in the Asian, European, and American theaters, and someone must always come forward to coordinate. I nodded, thinking to myself that the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, this is also an international practice, and it is not Uncle Sam who deliberately embarrasses us.
Since the big goal is the same, it will not be good to be tense again, so Uncle Sam has taken a new stand and asked me to inspect his troops. I thought that this guy was not convinced, and wanted to show off their strength to me, but when I walked over, I saw that hundreds of men and women were marching up to welcome and be reviewed.
Sam and I stood side by side in front of the honor guard, and I couldn't help frowning slightly, just thinking that this scene was a catastrophe on the first day of February of the next year, the planes of our North American Expeditionary Force slowly landed on the airfield in San Antonio, which belongs to the state of Texas in the United States, but it is neither the capital nor the largest city in the region.
Uncle Sam personally greeted him at the airport, accompanied by Franco, the leader of the Spanish Expeditionary Force, and some representatives of overseas Chinese. When I got off the plane with Lao Yao, Wen Mushan and others, I was warmly welcomed by the locals, and the people in the whole airport were jubilant.
Uncle Sam wasn't old, I thought he was a tall, white-haired man with a star-striped hat and a goatee drawn by an American cartoonist, but when I met, I realized that he was just a man in the prime of life in his forties. With a long face and small eyes, he is very tall, at least not shorter than a big zongzi. He wore a decent U.S. Marine uniform, a command knife, and a melon-skin hat. He walked up and warmly hugged and shook hands with me: "Flowers, I have admired the name for a long time, I finally have a chance to meet, thank God, it is great that you can come." ”
I was also quite happy: "Sam, I'm sorry we were late, but there are so many people we have to rescue that we can't get out, and this time we just sent a vanguard." Uncle Sam nodded: "I understand you, in fact, you are doing the right thing, we are here to confront the army of the dungeon, and it took a lot of time in vain...... Thankfully, we've woken up, and most of our team is now in North America rescuing survivors. ”
As soon as I heard it, hehe, this guy finally reacted to the taste, and knew that he was robbing the survivors with us, but unfortunately you were born with deficiencies and started late the day after tomorrow, so you can only check some soup to drink. But luckily, the survivors in North America don't have to worry about it anymore.
Franco also came up to shake my hand, but the guy was still mumu and couldn't see what was going on in his heart. Next is the representative of the Chinese diaspora...... In fact, it is not a representative, the entire Chinese population in North America is four or five million, specifically in Texas, it is less than 100,000, as for San Antonio, there may not even be a population of 10,000, this Chinese is likely to be the only survivor. But to my surprise, this Chinese was followed by two of the same Chinese, who also threw a friendly smile like me.
Next, I introduced my entourage to Uncle Sam and the others, needless to say, the old medicine, just six mechanical feet are enough to attract people's attention. When he introduced Wen Mushan, a classmate from North Korea, Uncle Sam really had a strange expression and said, "I really didn't expect the North Koreans to come and help us...... It was a surprise. ”
Wen Mushan didn't speak much English, so he had to trouble me to be an interpreter, and then said in Chinese: "You shouldn't be surprised by this, you have used all your strength and borrowed United Nations troops from more than a dozen countries, but you have not been able to destroy our North Korea, so you should know that we will meet again one day sooner or later." ”
Uncle Sam didn't mind when he heard this, and stretched out his hand to shake Wen Mushan's hand: "So, I'm glad we don't have to be enemies anymore, hahaha......"
Then I introduced Uncle Sam to the members of our personal guard one by one, although the beautiful escort of the old medicine was eye-catching, but as soon as our dwarven girl appeared, she completely stole the limelight, Uncle Sam shook his head and smiled bitterly, and while shaking hands with Yadato, he said to me, "This world is simply amazing...... This guy must be very powerful, right? I don't think I'm an opponent if I fight empty-handed. I quickly told him that it was a dwarf girl, not a dwarf boy, and Uncle Sam was even more surprised.
Next, the introduction of the Tiger King and the Brown Panda, as well as Gaba and Silly Fork, Uncle Sam behaved appropriately this time, and was not surprised at all, and beckoned, summoning the huge vulture from mid-air, and introduced me: "Look at our patron saint here, how about it?" It's called Sandy. ”
When I saw it, it dawned on me that Uncle Sam also had a magic pet. However, after hearing the name of the vulture, the stupid fork couldn't help but be interested, and asked, "Is it a female eagle?" "I'm full of black lines, hurry up and let the stupid fork shut up, although the vultures are not very big, but they are not at all smaller than Hai Dongqing who is only a pound and Ni Yuan, and it is very miraculous at first glance, and it is impossible for people to look at the stupid fork.
But I never expected that when the big zongzi went down the gangway, Uncle Sam's face immediately changed, and his guards also picked up their weapons and aimed at the big zongzi together. I was taken aback by them and quickly waved my hand: "What are you doing?" The big dumplings were the ones we brought to help......"
Uncle Sam was in a hurry, reached out and took out his pistol, and shouted angrily: "Flower, how can you take the skeleton soldier with you?" These guys don't meet God's conditions for creating man, and they still drink blood for a living, they are simply devils. I pushed his pistol away, stopped in front of the big zongzi, and said angrily: "Nonsense, the skeleton soldiers have followed the human civilization, they don't steal or rob, and they have helped civilization a lot, why do you want to say that they are devils?" ”
Uncle Sam still raised the pistol again, and aimed at the big zongzi from me: "Flowers, don't be blinded by their illusions, God does not allow this evil thing to exist......" Aiming at the big zongzi through me is equivalent to aiming the gun at my head, before he finished speaking, the brothers on the civilized side picked up their weapons in a hurry, and shouted: "Put the gun down!" ”
I really didn't expect things to be good, and even the relationship between the United States and North Korea, which we were most worried about, was easily solved, but it was a mess because of the appearance of big zongzi. But that's all the way it is, and it's useless to say anything else, I glared at Uncle Sam: "Grass your grandmother, Lao Tzu brought soldiers and horses to support you, did you send you to the door to put a gun to my head?" ”
Uncle Sam was stunned for a moment, quickly put the pistol back, and explained: "Flower, don't get me wrong, I'm not beating you, I'm afraid that you will be hurt by that skeleton soldier." He turned back and instructed his men: "Put your guns down, everybody." Seeing that everyone put down their guns, he turned back to me and said, "This is definitely a misunderstanding, you can also see, just now my brothers and I pointed our guns at that skeleton soldier, not at you." ”
He was telling the truth, and I snorted, "I don't care what your rules were here, but I'll tell you, don't use your rules to restrain us, although we don't just fight the dungeons for you, but we can let you fight with the army of survivors before we fight." Now that we have come all the way to the United States to fight side by side with you, we should at least take care of our habits, if we don't expect you to play by our rules. ”
I said it relatively quickly, plus I was a literati, and Sam was a military general, so he was not very good at those theoretical words, so he naturally hesitated. I ignored this difference, and when I saw such a simple truth, he didn't approve of it, and he became angry: "Let me make it clearer, we are here to help, not to be the little brother of you Americans, if you are not convinced, as long as you shoot first, Lao Tzu will lead the brothers to fight with you now!" "It's a little familiar, and all of a sudden, the music is melodious, the snare drum gong, the tuba and the trumpet go into battle together, humming and playing a tune, listening to my straight toothache, it's rare that Uncle Sam still put on a solemn face.
I'm a little impatient, thinking about when the fuck is it, and you're still talking about this ** egg...... But a large group of people came up with such a formation to welcome me, as a sign of grandeur, I can't just throw my hands and leave, right? I was about to ask Uncle Sam when he was leaving, when suddenly the drum beat again, and a trumpeter began to blow it, followed by the sound of the drums.
Although I am musically illiterate, I am so familiar with this piece that I only heard half a sentence and recognized that it was the national anthem of our People's Republic of China, the March of the Volunteers! At the same time, I also reflected that the toothache song they played just now also has a great origin, which is the national anthem of the United States, "The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls".
The impassioned "March of the Volunteers" resounded in my ears, and the sound seemed to penetrate the lights near the airport and cast them into the vast earth and dark night sky. The mountains and rivers in the distance, the waning moon and stars overhead, all become more solemn when this song is played. The sonorous rhythm seems to come from the cry of the ancient wilderness, the roar of struggle for survival and dignity. It also seems to announce to the whole world the voice of the Chinese people, the voice of ordinary laborers, we do not want to be slaves, we want a happy life, we want to be people.
From the moment the music sounded to the time it ended, my brothers and I were deeply immersed in it. Many people wept silently, but refused to wipe them. More people, like me, stood solemnly and firmly, as if they were a group of living bronze statues. Looking up, among the honor guards opposite, those young American boys and girls were as solemn as us, and even more devout than us.
It was a long time before Uncle Sam came back to me and said, "Flower, I never thought there was a song that would be so powerful...... Please forgive me, I've heard this song before, but at that time I didn't feel anything at all, at most I just thought it was better and more enjoyable. But today is different, and I can now experience the determination and courage to stand up against oppression, which is wonderful. ”
I hummed over and said with a wry smile: "In the past, you were the world's policeman, and you didn't know what most people in the world were saying. Now that the army of the dungeon has been pushed under your nose, you will naturally understand the meaning of this song, not surprising. Seeing Uncle Sam nodding slightly, I suddenly reacted, Damn, what am I doing now? Why did you still review the guard of honor of the United States...... It seems that this job used to be done by the president of the country, dizzy, but now it's really a big fun.
However, this incident has also aroused my vigilance, people who know how to appreciate music often have grand ideals, or they are idealists, and this kind of person will definitely do great things when they are in power. Of course, if that event is a good thing, it will be an absolute great achievement and a name for eternity. But if the so-called big thing is a bad thing, the destructive power is not ordinarily amazing.
Also, Uncle Sam welcomed me with a "March of the Volunteers" to show his approval of our Fulto system. At the same time, it also shows his categorization of our Happiness system, and when he uses "The Star-Spangled Banner Never Falls" as a foil, he is clearly speaking of his own position and that of the Americans. To put it simply, he could agree to our help, but he certainly wouldn't tolerate us coming to annex or encroach.
After all these diplomatic etiquette were taken care of, we were ushered into the terminal to rest. Lao Yao, along with Wen Mushan, was brought into the battle room. After taking their seats, the coffee was set and the idlers retreated, Uncle Sam took the whip himself, pointed to the sand table on the table with a command pen, and said, "This is the situation we are in at the moment." ”
I looked down and recognized it as the border between the United States and Mexico. I heard Uncle Sam say: "At present, on the Texas side, we have two regimental troops stationed in Renosa, Nuevo Laredo, and Acuña City; On the New Mexico side, there was only one Ciudad Juarez garrison, and one regiment was stationed there; Further west in Arizona, there are three places where troops can be garrisoned, namely Agua Prietta, Hero Nogaras City, and Yuma, each of which is also garrisoned by a regiment. In the westernmost state of California, there are only two garrison locations, New Sicali City and Tecatel City. The city of New Sicali was garrisoned with one regiment, and Tekot had only one battalion. ”
I looked at it and was surprised, "What are you kidding?" Playing with a long snake formation? With such an old front, you still want to defend in an all-round way? Wen Mushan's words were even less face-saving: "What about the reserves? Where are the reserves? The long border line, twelve cities, you put up eleven regiments, plus one battalion, how many troops do you have to occupy? I'm afraid it's going to be 123, right? Do you have so many soldiers? ”
The United States has a population of only 300 million, and including Canada, it is only 340 million, and at most 35,000 people have survived, two-thirds of whom are women and children, and 12,000 or 3 are already all their belongings. And, of course, the strength of the two regiments that came from Europe...... The Americans are not noble enough to let the Europeans be reserves, right?
Uncle Sam couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this: "We have a total of thirty-eight regiments in our hands, counting the two independent regiments from Shanshan, a total of forty regiments...... Of course, all the regiments we are talking about are mechanized troops, and this, a tank regiment has only about 100 tanks and more than 400 people...... It's not the same as your all-infantry regiment. ”
Wen Mushan's face turned red when he heard this, but he still said: "Forty regiments are also 20,000 people, where did you get so many soldiers?" ”
I didn't translate this sentence for him, waved my hand and replied directly: "Don't ask, then you don't need to say, don't you see that the honor guard is all mixed with men and women?" The Americans must have recruited the same number of female soldiers as the male soldiers. "American female soldiers are still very happy, they can go to the battlefield when they fight the Taliban on the battlefield in Afghanistan, but they don't have to go to the front line. British female soldiers are not so lucky, not only have to go to the front, but also carry out tasks.
Now, I don't know how Uncle Sam uses these female soldiers, so I didn't say anything, after all, most of our internal security troops are also girls, and the entire internal security force is also more than 100,000 people, more than our regular troops.
Uncle Sam asked Wen Mushan what he said, I spread my hands and said, "I always thought that the border between the United States and Mexico was parallel to the line of latitude, but I didn't expect it to be so oblique from the Gulf of California on the Pacific Ocean to the Gulf of Mexico on the Atlantic Ocean...... This front is also too long. ”
Uncle Sam nodded: "It's okay, I said it, we have forty regiments, and we also have an emergency reinforcement mechanism and a second and third line of defense." (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.