Episode 265 Green Apple

I was in a bad mood, but after listening to the words of the mermaid girl, I became even heavier, and simply squatted on the floor, and said with a wry smile: "You may have heard of it, I was not a big person at all, but a little author who wrote Internet saliva." Pen ~ fun ~ Ge www.biquge.info I don't want to fight at all, I, like you, hope for world peace, and hope that everyone can live happily...... Of course, I don't have any racial discrimination, I talk about old Maozi and Filipino maids, South Sticks, North Sticks, and Little Japanese, but in all fairness, I don't think I'm much noble, in fact, as long as they are willing to live peacefully with me, I don't mind living with them. I looked at Sakura Cher, "This kind of thinking should be the same for you sea clans." ”

Sakura Xue'er leaned her head over: "Old flower, since you think so, why don't you think of a way to stop this war?" Now I only smiled bitterly: "Am I not stopping it...... Tomorrow I will take everyone to run, and avoid going to war directly with the Sea Clan. Sakura thought for a moment and suddenly said, "Or maybe we have another way to counteract the hostility between the Sea Clan and the Human Race." ”

I looked up blankly: "What good can you do?" Ying Xue'er's little face suddenly turned red: "You can marry me......" I didn't squat for a while, I sat directly on the ground, and my eyes widened: "What are you talking nonsense?" I'm a human, you're a mermaid, how can the two of us get married? ”

The mermaid girl's eyes were bigger than mine: "Why can't you get married?" I looked down at her fishtail, scratched my head, and snorted: "This...... This ......" Sakura Cher's face suddenly turned redder than the big red cloth, and she said angrily, "Where do you think of it?" I just said that I would marry you, but I didn't say that I would marry you...... And what are you ......?"

I still didn't understand, so I asked stupidly: "Then what do you mean to ......" The mermaid chick slowed her breathing and said: "I mean to get married, hold a wedding ceremony, and find a way to let everyone know that the two of us are married, so what will the people of the human race and the sea clan think of us?" ”

I thought for a moment: "Most people think that the two of us are insane. ”

Ying Xue'er slapped the water angrily: "You are the psychopath!" You don't approve of such a good idea! As soon as the two of us get married, the Terran and the Sea Clan will immediately become relatives, what kind of war are we fighting? ”

I sat there, but I couldn't help but be convinced. In fact, Ying Xue'er is right, marriage is the best way to eliminate hatred, and there are countless actions to maintain peace through marriage policies in history, the most famous examples are Wang Zhaojun who married the Xiongnu Khan, Princess Wencheng who married Tubo in the west, and even the legendary legend of Xiangfei in the Western Regions, are all living examples. As for the Western world, the royal families of Britain, Norway, Finland, France, and so on, basically in the Middle Ages, in order to maintain peace, they all married each other. Of course, Europe is more outrageous, just a few royal families, marriage with each other is inevitably inbreeding, several generations down, as a result, the later European county lords are shorter than the other, and it can be regarded as a wonder in the civilized world.

Of course, there is another big flaw in the marriage system, that is, it ignores the feelings of the parties, which is a typical arranged marriage, and there is no emotional run-in period, so it can be done directly. Although most people swallow their anger for the sake of profit, the two of them live in a daze. Of course, it is not excluded that some people are lucky, and the two of them have a good temper and a good life. However, there are also a few cases that are made into a pot of porridge, and it is not uncommon to kill wives and husbands.

"Hey, hey, hey......" The mermaid girl slapped the edge of the bathtub with her hand, and said with a little dissatisfaction: "I have made such a big sacrifice, what are you hesitating about?" If you don't like to live with me, you can go to your lover, I don't have an opinion, anyway, our marriage is for others to see. ”

I stayed for a long time, and finally sighed and said, "Forget it, don't think about it, we'll send you home tomorrow......" This mermaid girl's character is actually not bad, and it is obvious that she is still a good girl who is willing to sacrifice her happiness for everyone's happiness.

Unexpectedly, my words directly overturned the hornet's nest, and the mermaid chick was furious: "What do you mean? Don't you want to marry me? What am I not worthy of you? Besides, it's not your business alone, is it? Can't you sacrifice it for the sake of the whole human race? ”

I took this barrage and quickly explained: "Hehe, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that, I meant to say, it might not be useful at all." Sakura was surprised: "Why is it useless?" I spread my hands: "My influence is limited now, even if I can tell the news of our fake marriage to the vast majority of the Terrans, but how can we inform the Sea Clan?" People who talk to the vernacular will definitely not believe it, although I have an artificial fish gills and can follow you into the sea, but it is estimated that it will take less than two minutes to be mummified by the vampire king. ”

I patted her on the shoulder and said with a wry smile: "Forget it, don't think about it, eat something first, and I'll go home tomorrow." He put the food plate in Sakura Cher's hand, sighed, and walked out.

As soon as I went out, I was stunned. It occurred to me that this mermaid chick wouldn't like me, right? I turned around at the smooth door panel, looked at the shadow inside me, and thought to myself that such a guy could be considered an ordinary talent, and he dared to say that he was handsome and chic, but in fact, it was just like that, and he threw it into the crowd, and it was not conspicuous at all.

But I feel more and more that something is not quite right, in the last month or so, I really deserve to be a presbyopia, this peach blossom luck has become a disaster, and it can't be pushed away, and one is more than the other, when it comes to the mermaid chick, even the relationship between the sea clan and the human race has been raised, dizzy.

Not far away, the brown panda waved at me, and the silly fork squatted on my shoulder to greet me: "Boss, it's time to eat." "Oh, I just remembered that I hadn't finished my meal yet. I haven't even eaten it, and the stupid fork is even more hungry, no wonder it's in a hurry. The starling bird of the old tree man squatted on the head of the brown panda and combed its feathers, and the Scottish sister flower sat a little farther away playing chess, occasionally looking up at me, and smiling a little strangely.

I thought to myself that the two Scottish imps must have heard the conversation just now, better than I did...... At this time, I realized that these two little things are useful for spying on others, but when the two of them are usually fine, one of them pays attention to me.

Sitting in front of the brown panda, I didn't have any appetite at all, so I broke off a piece of the bread I had eaten, fed the stupid fork, and gave the rest of the half directly to the brown panda. As soon as Silly Fork greeted, the starling bird immediately pounced down and ate breadcrumbs with Silly Fork, and the brown panda over there didn't dislike me for being dirty, and swallowed most of the bread into his stomach in one bite.

I paused for a moment, and suddenly it occurred to me that not only the peach blossom luck has been going on recently, but it seems that my popularity is getting better and better, and everyone who meets me will soon become my friend, brother, and assistant...... Could it be that Su Wan is right? Do I really have a bioaffinity? I was born with the ability to make strangers like me?

After thinking about it, I'm still not sure, after all, there are many extreme examples there, the old vampire Martin Giovanni, just when I let my guard down, escaped, and there was only one Pang Boss, who didn't take me seriously at all, and definitely wanted to kill me.

I was stunned, Jian Tianhan sent the official newspaper of the day, and I took it and took a look: "On the 14th day of the first month of the second year of the catastrophe: the first batch of helicopters transferred back from Japan has arrived at Qingdao Port with the freighter, and Yaojin's brigade is still behind; Ho Zhisheng's eastward advance into Fujian was blocked, and he is currently trapped in Pucheng County in northern Fujian Province. Navy Chief Xiao Meimei has sent carrier-based aircraft to reinforce; Zhou Haihai's subjugation of Guangdong was unfavorable, and the headquarters had already asked Guizhou Gong to come to the rest of the ministry to support; Heilongjiang Luan Xiaoting has sent people to stand firm in the Tengda base of Waixinganling, and is advancing to the next stronghold, Neliuengri, the ground is cold, dripping into ice, and two helicopters have been dropped one after another, although there are no casualties, but the headquarters has forbidden Luan Xiaoting to venture north again; General Moon Mushan of North Korea sank a suspicious ship near Busan, and it turned out that the people on board were not zongzi but Japanese survivors, but unfortunately when Moon Mushan and others rushed to the rescue, they found that the dozen or so Japanese had fallen into the icy sea and drowned......"

I can only feel very sorry for the news of the unfortunate death of the Japanese survivors, of course, it is not ruled out that they were deliberately sunk by Bunkiyama, anyway, there is no proof of death now, and it can only be like this. However, Luan Xiaoting's incident of dropping two helicopters reminded me that it seems that it is still a bit early to take over Siberia.

I didn't say anything all night, got up early the next morning, moved my hands and feet, and after eating something, I continued to beckon everyone to move. About half past six o'clock, our side began to prepare for the exchange of prisoners of war with the King of the West Sea. After the helicopter, fighter plane, and tactical missiles were ready, Sakura Xueer was lifted onto the helicopter. This time, I was determined to send her home, so I had the iron fence outside the large bathtub removed early.

Sakura stayed quietly in the bathtub, not saying a word, looking at me intently. I didn't even have the courage to look at her, and I just looked out the porthole.

Our helicopter group soon passed through the Irish Sea, approached Dublin, the capital of Ireland, and came to the coast of the open sea, standing on the helicopter and looking down, sure enough, we saw more than 200 Terran survivors standing lazily on the beach, some of them showed us their butts, and many more gave us the middle finger.

Mary's next door! These idiots really thought we were here to save them, so I gritted my teeth and ordered, "Shoot!" "We brought a total of 100 attack helicopters, and 30 Chinooks, needless to say, attack helicopters, in addition to the overwhelming bullets, there are also air-to-ground missiles, although the remaining 30 Chinooks are not equipped with missiles, but we are equipped with 20 dwarven musketeers, the firepower is more fierce than the Black Hawk attack helicopters, and the "Imperial Army" below is jumping.

"Bump!" "Bump!" “……”

After the huge bomb landed, it blew up the dirt pit of the boss and the boss on the beach, and many guns and ammunition hidden in the beach by the "Imperial Cooperative Army" were blown into the sky. The "Imperial Army" scolded loudly, and then realized that we were not here to drill the trap at all, and hurriedly took out the weapons hidden in the sand and fired at our helicopter group.

But it was too late, the resistance of the "Imperial Allied Army" was too ridiculous, hundreds of attack helicopters, carrying these hundreds of heavy machine guns, killed all the traitors below in less than a minute, several missiles and bombs, and left them no way to live at all, and when the missile group was densely covered, not even a complete arm could be found on the beach.

However, such a wild bombardment exposed all the secrets of the Sea Clan, Sun Hongxu pointed to the beach below, and said with a smile: "You see, the old Sea King actually played with us and ambushed so many elite soldiers on the beach. "Let's take a closer look, isn't it, in the sand at the foot of the "Imperial Cooperative Army", there are not only a lot of guns and ammunition hidden, but also a lot of demonized sea crabs squatting under the floating sand. Originally, we couldn't see it from the outside, but it may be that the old Sea King planned to let the sea crabs suddenly attack us when we accepted the survivors.

It's a pity that our purpose is not to save people at all, we are here to kill people, we didn't even bring a ton and a half of gold that we talked about, after a heavy machine gun bullet sweep, the Imperial Association army is not a single left, but it didn't hurt the demonized sea crab much. But by the time the missiles and bombs were over, the crabs couldn't stand it anymore, and they were blown to pieces, their flesh and blood were blurred, and the whole beach was covered with corpse debris.

The vampire kings who were lying in ambush farther away rushed out, screaming, and hurled a throwing gun at our helicopter. The vampire king has a lot of strength and can throw the throwing gun very high, but unfortunately the first time they used the throwing gun, the accuracy was a mess, 99% of the throwing guns were missed, and the blind cat hit three or two of the dead mice, and there was no concentration of the key point of the helicopter.

However, this moment frightened us a lot, and we quickly raised the group of helicopters and quickly retreated.

I walked up to Sakura Cher's large bathtub and couldn't help but feel a little sad: "It's time for you to go home." The mermaid girl said nothing, and looked at me with beautiful eyes open, as if to look me into hers. I gritted my teeth, pretended not to see, and reached out, with one hand on my shoulder, and the other hand on the fish's tail, and fished the mermaid girl out of the large bath.

Sakura didn't say anything, and naturally stretched out her arms and hugged my neck.

The mermaid can't leave the water for too long, Jian Tianhan hurriedly opened the helicopter door, I hugged the mermaid girl to the cabin door, and said: "I hope that next time we meet, we will not be enemies......" Lu Hu grabbed my belt behind me and reminded me loudly: "Drag it out and let go, don't let her stumble on the landing gear." ”

I nodded, leaned out a little, and threw it out...... Then I was shocked to find that she didn't let go, and her arms were still around my neck! Although a mermaid is not heavy, it is not light, in fact, the weight of the mermaid is about the same as that of the human race, not to mention that this little girl has gained a lot of weight recently, Leng Ding might as well drag her, I almost fell down, fortunately Lu Hu and they dragged me behind me.

But this time I pulled my upper body out of the cabin door, and half of my body was pulled out of the helicopter, and I was terrified, and shouted, "Let go!" The mad girl just didn't let go, grabbed me by the neck, and kissed me on the mouth.

Oriental people are not good at kissing, my impostor nymphomaniac is especially skilled in this area, hanging upside down like a big fool outside the helicopter, eating tofu for a mermaid, hundreds of fighters in hundreds of helicopters around, plus countless sea monsters on the beach not far away, witnessed this wonderful kissing feat in amazement, at that moment, almost all the Terrans and Sea Clans were stunned.

I was so dizzy from the kiss that I forgot to resist, and let Sakura Xue'er's slippery **** swim in my mouth, and after relieving myself a little, I found that the mermaid girl's arm was trembling uncontrollably.

At that moment, I suddenly felt a little sad, I wasn't sure if Sakura Xue'er really liked me, but anyway, in front of the public, on the battlefield of your death and life, she dared to show her love for the human race with practical actions, when I thought of this, I couldn't help myself anymore, and I reached out to hug her body.

But the mermaid girl had worked hard to the extreme, and suddenly she fell, and at that moment, I only saw a smiling face full of tears, like sadness, joy, helplessness, and happiness...... I never thought that a person's expression would have such a complex meaning, but this face disappeared all at once, and the perfect curve of the mermaid girl's body like flowing water, between her unconsciousness, made the body that fell from a high altitude turn its head downward, and "coo-dong" sank into the clear blue sea, without even a wave.

I was pulled back into the cabin, shh

After returning to Coventry, he stepped off the helicopter in a trance, and the dead fat man ran over from another helicopter and scolded with his head and face: "Grass! Are you stupid? Why put Sakura back in? I skimmed out the conversation I had with the mermaid girl last night, and after listening to it, the dead fat man became even more angry: "Look at you, is there such a stupid person as you?" The princess of the human family and the fish have all said that for that part, your ****** is still like a dead wood, yes, so you don't know how to open a little! ”

Martin Bruch also walked over and sighed, "I can see that the mermaid girl loves you very much...... How can you push her back into the sea with your own hands? ”

I stood dumbfounded, my nose was sore, and I felt like crying. (To be continued.) )