[I'm about to enter Beijing.,Need to separate a volume.,Start with the first chapter?] 】

In the third year of Daguan, the river in the same state is clear, and there is a Qinghe [county] person Wu Kai, who understands it thoroughly, so he escapes into the empty door and makes a grand wish......

This passage comes from the Du Mu that Wu Kai just received, to the effect that he witnessed the miracle of the sudden clarity of the Yellow River in Tongzhou twelve years ago, so he was enlightened and determined to become a monk, accumulate virtue and do good, and save the world. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This is still under Wu Kai's strong request, not too exaggerated writing, otherwise, according to Fahai's meaning, he would have to be enlightened and participate in the Buddha from his mother's womb, and as soon as he was born, he swore to heaven and earth, and he was the only one - this is in line with his identity as the reincarnation of the Buddha.

After flipping it over roughly, he threw it on the table casually, Wu Kai sat up straight on the chair, and ordered, "Okay, let's start." ”

"And the man trespassed."

Fahai and Huineng master and apprentice have been preparing for a long time, and when they heard the words, they immediately carried the shaving pick to the front, and Huineng first used fire chopsticks to take out the razor that had been boiled in boiling water for half a day, cooled it with a wet towel, and rubbed it back and forth on the fur of unknown animals a few times, and then respectfully handed it to Fahai.

It stands to reason that when a monk shaves his ordination, he has to go through a series of procedures in the Buddha hall - but Wu Kai is impatient with this?

Anyway, it is written on the degree that he has been shaved and ordained twelve years ago, and now it is just a knife to make up, and the ceremony or something can be saved.

Not to mention, Fahai's skill in shaving his head is hard to obtain, and in a few moments, a lot of hair will fall to the ground - if others experience this scene, it is estimated that they will have mixed feelings at this time, after all, these parents who pay attention to the hair and skin of the body cannot be easily damaged.

But Wu Kai, a traverser, naturally didn't have so many thoughts of egg pain, but felt a lot more refreshed on his head.

You must know that he used to be used to having a long hair with a shawl for most of the year, and he has to fiddle with it like a woman every day, and he doesn't want to be crooked.

After a short period of effort, these three thousand troubles were shaved clean, and as for the scar on the head, it didn't become popular until the Yuan Dynasty, but there was no such rule of self-harm at this time.

Washed his scalp with hot water, and put on the monk's robe made overnight, Wu Kai walked back and forth in front of the bronze mirror with fluttering sleeves, and the dust was not seen at all, but more like a butcher who opened a black shop, as long as the face was slightly colored, it could achieve the effect of not entering the living.

Fahai watched Wu Kai staring at the bronze mirror and frowned, and hurriedly stepped forward and patted the horse and said, "Master, you are called majestic, and the angry King Kong is talking about you......"

"Get out!"

Wu Kai pushed him away with his backhand, and scolded angrily: "You and Huineng think about it carefully here, see if there is anything else to prepare, don't go to the capital to make jokes!" ”

Leaving Fahai and Huineng to check and fill in the gaps in the front hall, Wu Kai wrapped his bald head with a turban, turned around and walked out of the hall, and walked towards the back house - early this morning, the prefect of Cheng sent someone over, it is said that it is the nurse of Cheng Xiaoniang, who came here to discuss the marriage of the two families.

Of course, this is also the result of Wu Kai's tough pressure, otherwise Governor Cheng's reaction would not be so fast.

said that Wu Kai saw that the nurse was trembling in front of him, and he couldn't say a few words, so he pushed her to Wu Yueniang for reception.

This hour has passed, and it must be almost over.

――Dividing Line――

When I arrived in the backyard, Wu Kai hadn't entered the door yet, but I saw that the nurse's smiling face was full of folds, but when I entered, I saw that even Wu Song was accompanying him.

It's just that as soon as Wu Kai entered the door, the nurse smiled and jumped up like a spring, like a plague chicken that was choked by the neck, and she didn't know what to say.

Wu Kai didn't bother to pay attention to her, sat down beside Wu Yueniang, and asked, "How are you talking?" What day is the wedding due? ”

"Today, I changed the eight characters first, and Master Fahai calculated a good day, and I will send the dowry early tomorrow morning, and then set the wedding date by the way." Wu Yueniang said, and bowed slightly to the nurse and said: "The time is really rushed, and I ask my in-laws to be more considerate." ”

"Madame's words are serious, your words are serious!"

The nurse hurriedly changed her salute, didn't dare to look at Wu Kai, and said in a trembling voice: "The old man will go back and explain the meaning of the lady clearly." ”

Waiting for Wu Yueniang to open her mouth to send off the guests, she hurriedly followed the maid out of the living room.

"This panicked, as if Lao Tzu will eat people!"

Wu Kai muttered a little dissatisfied, and Pang Chunmei behind him said: "The master is really right, those officers and soldiers fled back to Dongping Mansion, don't you say that you are a man-eating demon king." ”

Wu Yueniang thought of the appearance of the woman just now, couldn't help but smile and protect her belly, glanced at Wu Song, and said: "The master didn't see it, when Erlang didn't come to accompany her, the woman was like a mourner, and when she saw Erlang's appearance, she suddenly came back to life." ”

Wu Kai didn't react at first, but later saw that Pang Chunmei was also smiling like a little fox, and then he suddenly realized, but it turned out that the nurse saw Wu Kai and thought that Wu Erlang was also similar, so he couldn't do it, and later saw that Wu Songsheng was such a talent, but he immediately changed his smile.

Depend on~

A thin yellow-faced woman dares to think Lao Tzu is ugly?!

When he turned around and saw that Wu Song was still smiling there, he couldn't help but be angry: "Everyone is gone, why are you still here?" Hurry up and get ready, let people make a few sets of festive clothes and prepare! ”

drove Wu Song away, Wu Kai reached out and tore off the turban, and threw it on the coffee table, the bright and bright bald scoop made Pang Chunmei snicker again.

However, Wu Yueniang was touched by the heartstrings, stroked the belly that was already pregnant, and said sadly: "This is leaving, but I don't know when I will come back, when our child is born, the old man is afraid that he will not be able to see it." ”

Wu Kai was also a little depressed, but pregnant women are not suitable for sadness, so he saw that there was no one else left and right, so he leaned in and said with a smile: "Lady, now that the child is almost six months old, I think I should be able to recognize people, or I will let him meet him in advance tonight." ”

"See you in advance? How can this be seen?! ”

When Wu Yueniang saw what he said, she thought he really had some special way.

But I heard Wu Kai stretch out his hand and stroke her belly, and said with a sly smile: "I once heard a story about a young couple who were often happy when they were pregnant, so when the child was born, they angrily pointed at their father and complained: 'It's a person, every time he beats me with a stick, and he has to spit out a mouthful of phlegm when he finishes his work!'" ’”

After the joke was told, Wu Yueniang had already blushed, slapped Wu Kai's paws, and said: "Such a messy story, you should tell Chunmei to listen, don't pollute the ears of our mother and son!" ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly got up and entered the bedroom, lest Wu Kai continue to entangle.