Chapter 0160: Ridiculous

When Lao Dao heard this, he immediately smiled, put down the broken fan, reached out to grab it, and said in his mouth, "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, it's very good and very good" As soon as the words fell, I saw that his goat's whiskers were shaking, and a bun had already entered his belly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

This ate too quickly, and the master and servant were stunned.

Lu Fei said in his heart: Good guy, let's reincarnate a hungry ghost, I haven't eaten for a few days.

The old Li Tou on the side was even more angry, stared at him fiercely, and muttered in a low voice, "Choke you"

"Dao Chief, slow down, slow down, this is a lot of ......" Lu Fei was kind, but he didn't expect to look down, there were only two of the eight buns left in the blink of an eye, is this to eat the buns or throw them in, I haven't tasted a sip of your wine.

In order to slow down Lao Dao's eating speed, Lu Fei quietly reached out to take the gourd that Lao Dao put aside, and said, "Dao Master self-cultivation, what kind of immortal method do you study on weekdays?"

I don't know if Lao Dao is intentional, but before Lu Fei got the gourd, he took it first, took a big sip, the fragrance was overflowing, and he said with a brush, "It's nothing, just catch the demon and collect the demon."

Lu Fei was stunned for a moment, he ate my bun but didn't give me wine, and he also caught demons, it turns out that you are a warlock in the rivers and lakes.

"Monster hunting? The Taoist is really joking, Lang Lang Qiankun, how can there be a demon in this world", Lu Fei is so calm for the sake of wine, demon, what does it look like?

Lao Li couldn't help but muttered in a low voice again, "I think you are a demon, a demon who cheats to eat and drink."

Lao Dao was not angry, he just cared about eating fragrant buns, and said vaguely, "Demons are mostly hidden in the dark, and they are the most demagogic and harmful to people, and it is rare for ordinary people to see them."

Another bun was thrown into Lao Dao's mouth, and there was only one left on the oil paper wrap, Lu Fei glanced at Lao Dao several times, but Lao Dao still held the gourd tightly.

"Ugh!" Just when Lao Dao was about to make a move on the last bun, Lu Fei snorted, meaning, let's leave one for me.

Lao Dao's hand stopped, glanced at Lu Fei, but quickly picked up the last bun, and by the way, he also pinched it in his hand, and immediately there were a few pale yellow fingerprints on it, and handed it to Lu Fei, "Do you want it?" ”

Hey! Seeing Lao Dao's dirty hands kneading on the buns, Lu Fei couldn't help but sigh in his heart, frowned and said distressedly, "You use it, you use it."

Lao Dao didn't have the slightest sense of modesty, swallowed the dates, the bun was finished, and then he stood up with a full burp, and he still couldn't finish smacking his five fingers one by one, smashing his mouth and saying, "Well, fragrant, it's really fragrant, it's just that the meat is less."

Lao Li Tou glanced at him hatefully, and said secretly: Hmph, can eating white food not be fragrant.

Lao Dao stretched his arms and hung the gourd around his waist, completely ignoring the thoughts of others, "Well, eat and drink, Lao Dao I have to find a place to sleep beautifully", after saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.

Lu Fei was depressed, what's the situation?

At this time, Lao Dao turned around again, picked the leeks on his teeth with his hand and said, "Young man, there have been many demons in Yancheng recently, you have to be careful."

Lu Fei couldn't cry or laugh, nodded, and sarcastically, "Well, yes, I was deceived by a monster by accident", in fact, he was secretly scolding Lao Dao for being a liar.

Lao Dao smiled slightly, "It's a trivial matter to be deceived, it's a big deal to lose your life, these monsters can not only capture people's souls, but also like to take people's hearts and livers for food, then, there is a demon behind you."

Although Lu Fei didn't believe this, he still subconsciously looked back with Lao Li, there was no one behind him, how could there be a demon, this blue sky and white day.

When the two turned back again, even the old way was gone.

"Okay, you stinky Taoist priest, you are here to cheat and drink, you want to run", Lao Li was furious, scolded and ran behind the tree, and when he circled around the tree, he didn't see the shadow of the old Tao, and it seemed to disappear out of thin air.

Lu Fei laughed at himself, yes, he didn't drink the wine. He didn't care about a few buns, in order to fill his stomach, a foreigner could make such a decision, and he was really hungry.

"Less, young master!" At this time, Lao Litou's somewhat frightened voice came from behind the tree.

Lu Fei tucked the flute on his waist and walked quickly to the back of the tree, where Lao Li was stunned with a blank expression.

"What's wrong?" Lu Fei asked.

Lao Li's face turned pale, and he muttered, "Just this blink of an eye, this person, what about the person?"

After he said this, Lu Fei felt that something was wrong, the two of them looked up and down again, and they could see a hundred steps away at a glance, and they couldn't hide people at all, a big living person suddenly disappeared like this, and he suddenly walked even more quietly, going up to the sky and into the ground?

Thinking of this, Lu Fei also felt a trace of coolness rise in his back, but it was fleeting, and he smiled as if comforting himself.

"What a demon?" Old Li Tou was really scared.

Lu Fei grimaced, demon? Just to trick a few buns to eat? How is it possible, besides, there is no such thing in this world at all, maybe there is a blind spot near here, outsiders don't know it, and they can't find people out for a few buns.

"Zi Bu is silent, it's weird, okay, pack up and hurry, rush to Yancheng to stay before dark", Lu Fei raised his feet and went on the official road, striding meteors, he wouldn't take such a trivial matter to heart.

Lao Li Tou's heart was empty, and he couldn't wait to leave here immediately, so he trembled and picked up the bookbasket and followed, turned around after a few steps, and said to Lu Fei with palpitations, "Zi just didn't say anything, he didn't say he didn't believe it."

Lu Feiman didn't care, took out the horizontal flute, played it casually, and a melodious and graceful flute sound went away with the wind.

At the end of the song, Lu Fei put his hands behind his back, calmed down, and raised his chest to the road ahead:

The transverse flute is a song on the road,

Climb the peak and wade through the mountains to cross the dragon pool.

The mountain spirit and water monster have no intention,

But ask the emperor to suppress Sun Shan.

After groaning, he snapped his fingers with his back to Lao Li, "Hurry!" ”

The two figures slowly disappeared at the end of the official road, and Lu Fei smiled at the little episode just now.

Rustling!

Not far from the big tree where Lu Fei had just sat sound, there was a sound of a string of objects being dragged in the grass, and the farmer who was sleeping under the tree was moving slowly, very slowly, towards the darker forest, so indescribably weird, as if something was dragging him, and the farmer was still asleep.

But in another place, a vague shadow is gradually becoming clear, under the big tree where Lu Fei just sat down, a humanoid silhouette is half-hidden and half-embedded in the trunk, as if there is a door on the trunk of this big tree, the figure shook his shoulders, and the whole body walked out of the tree, and the vague outline was also clear, he turned out to be the old Taoist who suddenly disappeared.

At the moment when Lao Dao appeared, the moving farmer suddenly stopped, and the surroundings immediately fell silent.

Lao Dao already knew about this scene, and only heard him shout, "Okay, you are a rat demon who is not in the stream, you can't even hide your demonic energy, you dare to do evil in broad daylight, see me accept you"

Sure enough, a gray squirrel the size of a rooster was crawling on the ground, biting the farmer's collar in its mouth, hunching its body, and it seemed that it wanted to drag it deep into the forest.

Creak!

The giant rat knew that a catastrophe was coming, so he hurriedly put down the farmer and turned around and slipped away.

"Where to escape, trapped demon talisman", Lao Dao was not in a hurry, chanted the spell, his fingers were quickly drawn in the air, and a talisman was quickly completed, waving towards the gray squirrel, "Go!" ”

The grass in front of Lao Dao immediately bent down, as if there was a strong force attacking the giant rat in the air.

Creak!

The gray squirrel screamed, crashed headlong into the invisible trapping demon talisman, dizzy on the spot, rolled a few times, and fled in another direction in pain.

But no matter how hard it tried to survive, it could never break out of the old demon hood until it was exhausted and its head was bleeding.

Once the trapped demon talisman is completed, it is like giving birth to a copper wall of iron that specifically restrains the demon out of thin air, blocking the retreat of the demon, the strength of the mana only lies in the depth of the Taoist technique of the caster, today this unlucky and bold gray squirrel really went out and didn't look at the yellow calendar, the old way to deal with it, that only needs a successful force, the two are not at the same level at all.

Lao Dao walked leisurely, shook the banana fan and walked over, and said with a smile as he walked, "Hehe, don't say it's your little demon who doesn't enter the stream, even if your grandmother comes, don't want to escape from the old way and my trapped demon talisman, you are not deep, this courage is not small, you dare to suck and get angry in broad daylight, hehe, now this demon is really not as good as a generation"

As he spoke, Lao Dao had already come to the gray squirrel, and the gray squirrel knew that it was doomed, so it had to lie on the ground and tremble, its terrified eyes flashing with a begging look.

"Pretending to be pathetic? I've seen too much of Lao Dao, I'm going to be a little later, this life will be killed by you, how can I keep you, Soul Talisman", Lao Dao's fingertips flew again, volleying into the air, and he was going to take the life of this little demon at the moment.

But the strange scene appeared again, the gray squirrel knew that there was no hope of escape, so he propped up the ground with his two hind paws, and stood upright like a man, and he looked like a defeated rooster, and black and brown blood flowed out of his mouth, and the smell was terrible.

The gray squirrel standing upright, arching its two front paws, is learning from the human appearance, and bows his hand again and again to the old Tao who is about to take its life, which is clearly begging the old Tao to spare its life.

When Lao Dao saw this, he frowned, and the soul talisman that was ready to be launched was not immediately cast, even if what the gray squirrel did was contrary to heavenly principles, but Lao Dao also knew that this little demon must be the first time to make waves in the world, because since ancient times, no little demon has dared to do evil in the daytime, this little mouse demon is so abnormal, there should be a reason.

If the demons are also ranked according to the level of the Tao, then this little demon is at most a beginner.

Maybe it's just a little longer than the average mouse, and it happens to absorb some of the aura of the heavens, the earth, the sun and the moon somewhere, and it gets out of the beast as a demon by mistake, and at this time it is hovering at the critical point of turning from a beast to a demon.

Lao Dao's compassion paused for a while, put away the charm, bent down, looked amiable, nodded at the little head of the gray squirrel and said, "Little beast, Dao Ye remembered your first offense, and you haven't had time to do evil, and you have a heart of repentance, so I will leave you alive for the time being, from now on, you have to guard the beast path, and you must not take another step beyond the thunder pool, remember?" ”

The gray squirrel seemed to understand human language, and when he was amnesty, he was excited, and moved the rat's head again and again.

"Hmm!" , Lao Dao straightened up with satisfaction, "Then I will only exorcise the demonic nature in your body this time, and you will be your mouse in the future."

Sou!

Lao Dao pointed in the air, and an exorcism charm shrouded the gray squirrel.

I saw that the gray squirrel suddenly rolled to the ground, and its body twitched for a while, and the body the size of a rooster also shrank and became smaller and smaller, and in a blink of an eye, it was only the size of an adult's fist.

The gray squirrel that has returned to its original form is no longer human, and it has been turned around a few times, a pair of small eyes are peeping around, and a smoke has slipped into the grass, which is really called a head rat.

Lao Dao stroked his goatee and smiled at the fleeing gray squirrel.

Squeak squeak!

Suddenly, there was another scream of a mouse, and the gray squirrel that had just run out more than ten feet away had been trampled into the soil by a powerful big foot, and his stomach was broken, and he was angry on the spot.

Before Lao Dao could speak, a reproachful voice came.

"This fellow Daoist, I chased this rat demon for three days and three nights, how can you let it go"

The person who spoke was the man who trampled on the dead squirrel, dressed like the old man, but the clothes were very neat and fresh, about thirty years old, a golden tooth was slanted into the bun, and he was rubbing the dead rat on the ground with his feet, as if he was afraid that the little guy would not die completely enough, so as to vent his anger for the past three days and three nights.

Lao Dao saw that this person was so heavy, and he lost his good impression at the moment, and snorted lightly, "I said why did this little beast dare to do evil in broad daylight, it turned out that he was chased by you to death, and he wanted to suck his anger to continue his life in a hurry, I have removed the demonic nature in its body, it is just an ordinary mouse now, why do you still want to take its life, it is too heavy."

The young Taoist walked towards the old road, looked at the old road carefully, and after seeing the old road's outfit, he hurriedly arched and said with a smile, "It turned out to be the six-pillar heavenly master, disrespectful and disrespectful, Brother Dao's words are bad, the demon nature is difficult to change, do not cut the grass and eradicate the roots, I am afraid that there will be troubles, once a demon, a demon for life, this is the way of heaven, and the younger generation is doing the way for the sky."

Lao Dao also saw the young Daoist's dress clearly, and said disdainfully, "The little pillar of Heavenly Master dares to call Heavenly Dao in front of Lao Dao?" As a heavenly master, subduing demons and subduing demons, aiming to subdue and educate them, so that they can change their ways, what is the difference between you and demons, don't you know the truth that things must be opposed? ”

The young Taoist rubbed the rat blood on his shoes on the grass, and snorted, "Forgive the junior's eyes, as far as I know, there are only twenty of the Six Pillar Heavenly Masters in the world, I don't seem to have seen you, dare to ask who the senior teacher is?" This is like saying, who are you, what qualifications do you have to teach me.

Lao Dao didn't bother to argue with him anymore, shook the banana fan, turned to leave, and dropped a sentence, "You don't deserve to ask the honorific title of the teacher, young man, so do it yourself"

"You, who do you think you are, as a six-pillar heavenly master but conniving at demons, what qualifications do you have to teach me, isn't your name of the six-pillar heavenly master also climbing up by stepping on the corpse of demons? I don't punish demons, how to improve Taoism, I'm bah, I'm sanctimonious"

The young man was furious, but the old man just didn't hear it, looked for the way Lu Fei walked, and walked away.