33. Clouds and rain are coming (A)
But said that at this time, Xiang Youer had just come out of the well, but found that he was in a house and entered, and he was a little worried in his heart, and he shrank at the mouth of the well and waited for a long time, and found that no one was passing by, so he probed his brain and drilled out, and then he showed his skill of stealing food from the courtyard of the house, tiptoeing, hiding and touching outside. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info he was already very hungry in his stomach at this time, so he identified the direction and touched it in the direction that might be the kitchen.
It's strange to say, he hid cautiously along the way, but he didn't see a maid or maid in the house, and this courtyard is not deserted, but why is it so weird? Could it be that the people in the Fuzhong at noon are taking a collective lunch break?
Although he was suspicious in his heart, his stomach was already growling, so he did not stop at his feet, and went out of the courtyard into the southwest direction. After a while, I found the kitchen, and when I had to open the lid of the stove, I screamed bitterly, it turned out that this stove may have not been used for a long time! In a kitchen of Nuoda, except for some salted meat, salted fish, dried peppers, etc., swaying in the wind, there is nothing to eat! Xiang You'er was bored, opened her pants and pulled a bubble of stinky urine on the side of the stove, just about to find a way to leave this unlucky place. At this moment, he heard two footsteps coming in the direction of the kitchen, Xiang Youer was happy to pee, and he also had the idea that this was an empty mansion in his heart, so he didn't notice the two approaching, and when he heard their footsteps, it was already too late, and the two were already close to the kitchen door. Xiang You'er was shocked, the thoughts in his mind flew around, and there was no hiding place left and right, the water tank was too small to hide, the beam was too high and he couldn't jump up, and the two seemed to have armor friction when they walked, thinking that they should be sergeants, even if they were ambushed and waiting for the opportunity to plot, they were not ten percent sure that they could fight these two people, so they had to grit their teeth, endure their own urine, and get into the kitchen stove with their short head and feet, which had not been used for a long time, and suddenly got into a person, and three or four rats instantly burst out of it, Squeaky and ran towards the kitchen door.
At this time, the kitchen door was pushed open, and a man cried out, as if he was very afraid of the rat that ran out, and the other man laughed and said, "Wang Qiudan, you dare to be a soldier at such a young age!" Hurry up and go back and hug your round Ercui coquette! ”
The man who was frightened by the rat just now begged for an egg "oops", as if he was very angry at this sentence, held it for a long time, and said: "I hate it! Dong Jief, you are so bad! People are just afraid of these little animals! "The tone of his voice is high-pitched and quite sharp.
When Dong Qiudan heard this reply, he smiled even more happily, and strode into the kitchen, while Wang Qiudan was still muttering in a low voice: "Anyway, we also have Ercui warm beds in our house, you Dong Jiefart, you can't even afford to marry a main room, but you like men......" muttered to this, Wang Qiudan suddenly "ahhh
As soon as they stepped into the kitchen, both of them let out a long sigh, and Dong patted the stove and said, "Damn, this good kitchen is now a place for wild cats and lazy dogs to pee. ”
Wang Qiudan also sighed and said: "You and I deserve to offend Colonel Huang, and we were sent to this Hu Shilang's house on an errand...... It's actually nothing, it's just why the person who delivers the food doesn't come for a long time, it's past noon, but the people are starving to death. Now people can't leave their posts without permission, but they can't, so they have to starve until it's time to change shifts...... "It's very resentful."
Dong took a sip of his ass and scolded: "Mother, if the surnamed Huang meets Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will definitely pick up his pants, so cool ******!" Dare to send Lao Tzu alone to guard the errand here! As he spoke, he rummaged around, as if looking for something.
Wang Qiudan seemed to be quite jealous of Dong Jie's words, and his voice trembled slightly: "Actually...... In fact, Captain Huang is not alone with you, besides, you are not alone, people, aren't people also excluded...... I just went to the colosseum to deliver the food, and I didn't have time to deliver it...... "The more I talked, the more I thought about it, the more broken it became."
Dong Qiyu may have known the personality of this Wang Qiudan for a long time, and he didn't pay attention to Wang Qiudan's thoughts, and he was still rummaging, Wang Qiudan didn't seem to be able to read anymore, and asked, "What are you looking for?" ”
Dong replied: "If you want to make a fire to cook, you naturally have to find firewood, although there is no rice, but there is some meat." Well, well, found ......"
Xiang Youer curled up at the bottom of the stove, originally listening to this sissy was quite interesting, but suddenly heard that the two people outside said that they were going to make a fire, and their hearts suddenly cooled, and they secretly screamed that it was not good, and they wanted to move their bodies, but they couldn't move because the place was too small. Just when I was at a loss, suddenly there was a pain in the critical part of my buttocks, but it was a firewood stick that stabbed in.
Xiang You'er was so out of body that he was about to scream out when he was stabbed by this, but he hurriedly bit his lower lip and didn't make a sound. Na Dong poked a few times, only to feel that there was a lot of dust in the furnace, although it was soft, but the firewood stick could not be stuffed into it, so he had to skim the firewood stick in half and stir it up in the stove.
Xiang Youer was tossed upside down by this, and was almost ready to go out to fight. But at this time, a wild cat scurried into the beam of the house, the wild cat saw the salted fish hanging on the wall, "meow" a joyful call, stretched out and pounced on the beam, picked up half of the salted fish and grabbed the door, Dong fart and Wang Qiudan were furious, waving a firewood stick and chased out.
Xiang Youer was overjoyed, secretly screamed the blessing of the Elvis Presley, and shrank back to get out of the stove, but when it was about to come out of the oven, there was a sudden "ding" sound, and the long sword he brought out from the ground was stuck obliquely at the mouth of the furnace, Xiang Youer was in a hurry, and pulled desperately, but he couldn't move a bit, and then the footsteps sounded again, but it was Dong Jiefang and Wang Qiudan who came back.
Xiang You'er was helpless, so she had to get into the stove again. But I heard Dong Jie's fart scolding and scolding: "******, if you want to cook a fish to fill your stomach, you will be robbed by a cat, and you will be unlucky...... Now there is only half a piece of salted meat, and it is meat anyway, so let's cook it and eat it together, and we will have to suffer until the time of the day. So saying, he went to turn over the pile of firewood.
Wang Qiudan sighed faintly at this time: "It is said that Lord Hu Xiaofu is an upright official, and when he was still worrying about political affairs in the middle of the night, he was broken in and assassinated by a bearded man with a pockmarked face...... Look at this such a garden, as soon as the family was separated, it became like this in just a few days! It seemed that the wild cat had aroused his endless sorrow at once.
Dong Qifart also suspended his work at this time, and said disdainfully: "You know a fart, I heard that the assassin is a blue-faced monster who is ten feet tall and uses the Fang Tian painting halberd used by Grandpa Lu Bu, and he still has three heads and six arms, so I desperately pushed the night shift, and the yang energy in this mansion is heavy during the day, and the monster can sleep......"
Xiang You'er hid in the furnace, and when she heard their words, she couldn't help but gasp out of breath, but fortunately she stopped in time and didn't laugh. At this time, he already knew that he was in Hu Xiaofu's mansion, which was assassinated by Ah Bai, and he had already heard Ah Bai talk about the assassination when he was in school, but Ah Bai only felt that this was a way to find his master, and he said it very naturally, and Xiang Youer also knew that Hu Xiaofu was a bully and corrupt official, and he didn't care about the assassination in his heart. Unexpectedly, the rumors in the market spread more and more, and they turned Ah Bai's white-faced boy into a monster with a green face and fangs.
He gasped out of breath, but he was also heard by the two outside, Wang Qiudan was so frightened that he jumped behind Dong Qi's fart and screamed: "Demon ...... Monster...... There are youkai! ”
Dong Jifu laughed and said: "Hahaha, it's just a mouse, you still say that there are really monsters!" Although the laughter was loud, it was also a little trembling, and it seemed to be a little melancholy.
When Xiang You'er heard this, she pursed her mouth in the furnace and screamed as she learned from the mouse. He usually goes to the house to steal food, and learning how to call a mouse is a good skill, so the two outside finally put their minds at ease. But I heard the king begging for eggs and shouted: "Oh, people in such a ghost place really don't want to stay anymore, you said that there were ten people on duty a few days ago, but why did they have to be transferred to the perium?" People are afraid of ......" is stomping his feet while talking.
Dong said: "Haven't you heard, the Colosseum will execute a Demon Sect elder named Wei Qi tomorrow, it is said that he has a very thick foundation in the rivers and lakes, and it is estimated that he is also involved with the previous Jianghu Thunder Hall." It is rumored that he has a golden hoop stick in his hand, and one hundred and ten officers and soldiers can't hold him, so he has to transfer the three thousand soldiers of our Jingzhao Mansion to defend...... My brother is a bastard, and he's right......"
At this time, Wang Qiudan interrupted: "No, isn't Wei Qi going to be late at Xishikou, or tomorrow, I have also taken leave with Huang Xiaoguan, and I want to take my aunt to see the excitement!" ”