Chapter 538: I went to Wu Meiniang to practice scraping
Yi'an shook his head. Road! "I'm afraid my family will think it. Do you have a family that the seven people will not know? Ling Zun Lingtang knows that you have such a big brother as me, and it is too late to be happy, how can you say that you rely on me for everything? ”
Seeing that Qiu Renjie's face was even redder, he said again: "Brother, you have been out for a day." If the body is cold, don't bake the stove like this, it will make the body uncomfortable, sit in the house for a while, take it slowly, wash your hands and face with warm water, don't bake the fire directly. ”
Qiu Renjie sighed, left the stove, and said: "Big brother, aren't I also afraid that you will be gossiped about, and if all the scholars who have fallen off the list bite indiscriminately, saying that you are unfair, then it will be difficult for you to do it?" ”
Wang Ping'an snorted and said, "It's hard for me to be obedient, what is so difficult for me to do?" Brothers. Let me tell you, your backer is me, and my backer is the prince, even if others want to bite me, they don't dare to bite me. Moreover, let others know that your backer is hard, and the harder the backer, the less others dare to offend you. When you enter the officialdom, you will understand that the protection of officials and officials is not just a joke. Even if someone bites me, I don't need to make a move, naturally someone will suppress the matter for me and sell me favors. If you don't believe me, write to Ling Zun and see if he is the same as I said! ”
Qiu Renjie had a hard scalp and said stupidly: "The family, not only my father, but also others!" They, "Gotta think about them!" ”
He said it vaguely, not intentionally hiding anything, but he was just embarrassed to say it, hasn't the little sister of the Wu family become his family yet, and what Wu Meiniang asked him to do, he was even more embarrassed to say it, a manly man, how can he be swayed by a woman!
In fact, he is now being controlled by women, that is, by Wu Meiniang! He is not the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty now, and Wu Meiniang is not the little person of Empress Zetian, but even if he is a small person, Wu Meiniang is also a grade above him!
Wang Ping'an hummed and frowned: "I don't feel at ease if you go out to live alone, but if you have to think about other family members, that's the only way." Don't go out to look for a house, tomorrow you go to the medicine restaurant to find Hamiti, just say that I said, ask him if he has a suitable place to live, you move there, find a quiet place, save people from disturbing. ”
Qiu Renjie was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "Okay, then I'll go find him tomorrow!" ”
Wang Ping'an remembered something and said: "I haven't had time to say that Wu Meiniang has a younger sister, I'm afraid she is a little older than you, and she has already decided on a family affair, but she hasn't passed the door!" ”
Qiu Renjie sighed, when Wu Meiniang hinted to him, she didn't say anything about her sister's marriage, and she didn't even mention what her sister looked like or how old she was.
Just like countless young and ignorant teenagers, Qiu Renjie is also very ignorant, he likes fantasy very much, and he always thinks that the "dream lover" is always in a good way, and he always thinks that the little sister of the martial arts family is the young version of Wu Meiniang, who is one size smaller, what is the marriage or not, he never thought about it at all.
Seeing the surprise on his brother's face, Wang Ping'an hurriedly explained the matter, and finally said: "It's not that I haven't passed the door, as long as the raw rice has not yet been cooked, I have a way to do it." What can be done, fortune telling is an excuse to quit relatives, it's a big deal to find a fortune teller, scare and scare the family, saying that as soon as the little sister of the martial family marries in the past, his son will immediately get worse, maybe we don't need to mention it, the family will have to take the initiative to withdraw from the family! ”
"Big, big brother naturally has a way!" Qiu Renjie relieved his mind a little, but only slightly, but he was worried again, and said: "Big brother, you said that the family didn't marry the little sister of the martial family early, could it be that it was not just a fortune teller's crow's mouth, or some other reason?" For example, the little sister of the martial arts family is extremely ugly? ”
Wang Ping'an was furious and shouted: "At this time, you are afraid of this and that, and you are afraid that people will be ugly!" What did I tell you at the beginning, fair lady, gentleman, but you have to see that. Lady, you can be a good girl! As a result, you are fascinated, you have to say it, now I have told Wu Meiniang, the little sister of the Wu family will enter Beijing in a few days, if you regret it then, won't you greatly offend people, do you want to live in the future! "Wu Meiniang's little sister, you either stay away, if you make do with it, you have to ask for it! Otherwise, you would even dare to play with her sister, I really don't know how the dead word is written. Wu Meiniang won't kill you, because that's too cheap for you, she will kill your whole family directly, and be the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, you don't have a chance!
Qiu Renjie thought in his heart: "Do you want to live in the future?" No, what ability does Wu Meiniang have to keep me from living? ”
Wang Ping'an said again: "No matter whether she is beautiful or ugly, you are not allowed to dislike it, and after meeting, you can only allow the little sister of the martial arts family not to want you, and you are not allowed to want her." Even if she looks like a race without salt, you have to want her, the ugly wife's family treasure, I don't understand! ”
Qiu Renjie stiffened his head and said, "Ming, I understand." I was also impulsive at the time, and I felt a little hasty and regretful
Wang Ping'an roared angrily: "Don't regret it! ”
Why is the big brother so reacting! Qiu Renjie saw Wang Ping'an furious for the first time, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to sit down, stood up, and obediently suffered!
Wang Ping'an gasped, and it took a long time to calm down, try to calm his tone, and said, "Brother, eldest brother is for your good, you are young and ignorant." Do things impulsively, and you must not do this in the future. Also, the little sister of the martial arts family, "She, she, her life is hard, you have to be good at others, you must not be a negative person!" ”
Qiu Renjie thought to himself: "I haven't even skimmed the eight characters, why am I a negative person, why did the little sister of the martial arts family let the eldest brother react so much?" ”
He said: "Yes, the younger brother listens to the eldest brother for everything, and the younger brother will do whatever the eldest brother says!" ”
Wang Ping'an hummed and said, "You're tired for a day, go back and rest early." And also. Don't think about it anymore, don't you hear it, steady down, how old are you! ”
Qiu Renjie agreed repeatedly, not daring to stay in the house longer, as if fleeing for his life, he fled when he went out.
Wang Ping'an took off his clothes and took a bath, and when he got into the bathtub, he was still thinking: "Really, if you can marry Wu Meiniang's sister, how much green smoke does your ancestral grave have, and you are still afraid that people will be ugly, I really don't know what to say!" ”
Qiu Renjie fled back to his house, closed the door, and thought, "Tomorrow I will go to Hamiti and settle the affairs of the house." Also, the eldest brother looked very annoyed just now, could it be that he was afraid of losing his trust to Wu Meiniang? Oh, yes, he and Wu Meiniang are this and that, if I regret it, he can't explain it to Wu Meiniang, I'm afraid that people will show him a face. Really, it poured the anger on my head! ”
Sitting on the bed, he thought again, "Don't let me not want her." Is she the only one who doesn't want me? In fact, if it really doesn't like the eye, so that she can't look down on me, but also make others like me one by one, everyone will have to work hard. But if you let someone else... Horn me. That's so easy to do, it's not difficult at all."
Lixia Temple.
Wu Meiniang's face was solemn, and she said: "It's difficult, it's really difficult, don't dream!" ”
Wu Meiniang is a big palace maid, she lives in a room, in the easternmost part of the Lixia Palace, and other palace maids live not adjacently, she didn't live here, she lived in the best room in the palace, but yesterday she moved, moved to the most outermost room, the reason on the surface is that this room is big, very spacious, she likes to live in a big room.
In fact, she lives here to facilitate a tryst with Li Zhi, as soon as she comes here, she is far away from other palace maids, and when it gets dark, other palace maids basically won't come out to run around, it's so cold, even if it's convenient to get up at night, it's also convenient in the house, and her secret won't be revealed; Second, this room is in the easternmost part, closest to the main hall of Deli, it will be very convenient for Li Zhi to come and go, and there are flowers outside, if you want to hide, it is easy to find a place to hide.
In the room, only one candle was lit, and the candlelight was dim, but for the men and women who had a tryst, this kind of light was the best, and if it was bright, it would be no mood.
Li Zhi went to the Ganlu Hall during the day, asked Li Shimin to say goodbye, accompanied his father for half a day, fulfilled his filial piety, and returned to the Lizheng Hall in the evening. also found a job for Shi Aiguo to do, and took everyone away, so he secretly slipped through the small door to the Lixia Palace, pretending to watch peonies at night, and Wu Meiniang "just happened" to work hard and plant peonies at night, as soon as they met, they both entered the house.
At this time, Li Zhi, holding a jade plate in his hand, stood in front of Wu Meiniang, and said with a smile: "How can this be a dream, and I haven't slept, we are both awake!" ”
Wu Meiniang shook her head and said, "However, I have never been stupid, and I don't know how to do it at all." Scraping. Listening to what you just said, there are so many taboo places, and it's too difficult, I really can't learn it all at once. ”
Li Zhi smiled and said: "I didn't learn it immediately, and the technique is still very different, so I have to practice more." Shi Aiguo is not here, I can't find anyone to try it, and I can't trust others, so I came to find Mei Niang! ”
Wu Meiniang sighed and said, "Isn't Yuecai going to teach me and let me shave you?" Why is it now that you are doing exercises with me, isn't that becoming you shaving me? ”
Li Zhi sighed and said, "Yes, that" Yes, Mei Niang is so smart, you can understand before I finish speaking. small
He shook the jade board and said with a smile: "I'm going to scrape my father, I'm afraid that my father will feel uncomfortable, so I, as a son, of course, must feel it first, and know what discomfort there will be, so that I can avoid it and scratch my father." ”
Wu Meiniang hummed and said, "That's why I'll shave you." However, it's really hard to learn, I'm afraid that if I don't learn well, I'll make your tongue uncomfortable! ”
Li Zhi said: "It's okay, I'm not afraid of discomfort, but I'm afraid that Mei Niang will be tired." So, after you have shaved me, I will give you the tongue again."
I heard Shi Aiguo say that after shaving and losing weight, my whole body was very comfortable, and I slept sweetly
"You're afraid I'm tired!" Wu Meiniang spoke softly and smiled charmingly.
This smile made Li Zhi laugh so much that his whole body was paralyzed and his whole body was hot, and he said: "Mei Niang, it's really hot in your house!" But it's better to be hot, and it's hot to scratch the idiot, and if it's cold, he has to take off his clothes when he speaks.
Wu Meiniang was in a hurry and hurriedly said, "Don't." I really have to scrape! This is the palace, what can I do if I am seen? She hurriedly reached out to stop Li Zhi and didn't let him take off his clothes.
Li Zhi grabbed her hand with his backhand and said with a smile: "What can I do in the palace, it's getting late now, and no one will come to disturb me."
Wu Meiniang said: "That's maybe, who can say for sure what is going on in the palace!" ”
Li Zhi grabbed her hand, grabbed both hands, refused to let go, and said proudly: "I can say for sure, I said that if no one comes, no one will come, if someone really comes, I will drink this bottle of scraping oil,"
The voice has not yet landed, Princess Li Yiren! Concubine Li Zhi let go of Wu Meiniang and almost went limp, not with happiness, but with horror!
Wu Meiniang was also so frightened that she almost screamed, she never expected that Li Yiren would come so late!
The two of them were only stunned for a moment, and they immediately reacted, they had to hide, this is not the Lizheng Palace. Li Zhi shouted, no one dared to come in, this is Wu Meiniang's house, Wu Meiniang shouted, no one will listen to the little princess, let alone listen, she has to come in!
Li Zhi was so anxious that he didn't know where to hide, but there was a big cabinet in the house, so he wanted to hide in the cabinet!
But Wu Meiniang grabbed him, the cabinet couldn't hide, it was full of things, it didn't matter if people went in, but the cabinet door couldn't be closed!
At the critical moment, how can I manage a lot, Wu Meiniang pointed to the bed and motioned for Li Zhi to get in! Li Zhi couldn't, so he had to bite the bullet, pull off the sheets, and get under the bed!
Wu Meiniang is a slave class, her bed naturally can't be too particular, there is no surrounding area, commonly known as a four-sided bed, and the top of the bed is not "dust-bearing." "That is, there is no bed cover. But fortunately, in order to prevent moisture, the bottom of the bed is empty, but even if it is empty, the height above the ground is very low.
Li Zhi got under the bed, there was a wooden board on his head, and a brick floor under him, the brick floor was cold, and because of the low height of the bed, he couldn't even move, so he could only lie upright on the ground, how uncomfortable it was.
Wu Meiniang put down the sheets, and before she could clean up, she heard someone outside: "Meiniang, open the door, it's me." ”
The little princess came to visit in the middle of the night, and it didn't matter if Wu Meiniang didn't go out to greet her, but if she said to her, "I'm asleep, you can come back tomorrow if you have something." This is not good, it is not compatible with the identity, even if you fall asleep, you will wait for the clothes to open the door.
Wu Meiniang stiffened, trembled, and shouted: "Come, come!" She turned, walked slowly to the door, squeaked, and opened the door.
As soon as the door opened, Wu Meiniang was almost so frightened that she sat on the ground, and saw two rows of palace maids standing outside, all carrying lanterns, and in the middle were several small eunuchs carrying a small chariot, and Li Yiren was sitting on the chariot with a hand stove.
Seeing Wu Meiniang coming to open the door, Li Yiren smiled and said: "Meiniang, why do you live here, I thought you lived in the palace, how warm the palace is!" ”