In order to mobilize everyone's emotions, seeing that the guests were almost reminiscent, and their moods were calmed down, Shi Lei came to the stage to say a few words, gag, and then sent the next show. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoSince it was used to make everyone cry, now it is natural to make everyone laugh.

This wave is mostly language programs such as sketch cross talk. This Shi Lei only provided some ideas, or directions, and the rest still had to rely on the people under him to create by themselves.

Because the background of the times is different, everyone's language habits have also changed a lot, so naturally this joke is not the same, and it is likely that it will not be able to achieve the effect of being full of jokes if you directly copy the classic works of the previous life.

And these people did not disappoint Shi Lei. From among the servants, a few specially selected guys who are usually more noisy and have more characteristics in appearance, before they could speak on stage, they used a few simple body movements and facial expressions, and they laughed. Once you actually start performing, the effect is even more impressive.

And according to Shi Lei's requirements, there must be that feeling of tears in laughter, not only laughing tears, but also thought-provoking parts, of course, these are not forced things, the provincial preaching is too strong, and he is not a court platform that engages in the main theme, Li Er didn't mention this request.

Besides, this kind of thing has a very limited effect on these old killers, they are not only mentally mature, they can be regarded as extremely stoic, basically such an external influence can have an extremely limited effect.

Therefore, the entertainment of these shows is the part that Shi Lei emphasizes, and the other parts can only be regarded as raising the style.

After all, with these old killers, although they don't talk about meat jokes in private, this is a bit too big to listen to with thousands of people, and it is not in line with the overall positioning of this theater.

Especially when there were so many demented women at the scene, Shi Lei was afraid that they would be really stunned when they heard the meat jokes.

You might as well wait until the men's session to bring it out and have fun with everyone.

After the sketch passed, it was naturally cross talk that took the stage one after another, and the ones who appeared on the stage were still those old flowers cultivated by Shi Lei himself, all of whom had rich practical experience, were absolutely sharp enough, and the language style was more humorous, which was quite suitable for this cross talk style.

There are also some acrobatics and tricks that can make people worry about their minds, which is called relaxation. Dance and singing programs must also be there, a successful party must always have a richer program, so that it is more impressive.

After lunch, the program must be different again, those noble ladies all went to the hot spring not far away to enjoy the new aromatherapy of the Shi family and the lady's massage service.

Beauty has always been a fatal attraction to women of all ages. Especially after the quiet rise of the Shi family, there are three live advertisements of Cheng Chuyue and Yu Linglong, and the ladies have long been full of yearning for this.

Don't underestimate such a trivial thing as beauty, this is a huge and lucrative industry, and many luxury brands in later generations, which one does not covet this market.

The ladies of later generations ran to smear and smear, patted and beaten, and the monthly salary of ordinary people may not be enough, and the profits in this are unimaginable, much faster than any robbery.

Shi Lei has a lot of authentic palace recipes here, as well as some theoretical support from his later generations, such as what kind of milk bath, petal bath, what he wants is a decent one.

Now that the hot spring has become a ladies' session, these gentlemen can't run over to join in the fun. Besides, Shi Lei said mysteriously that he had prepared a special program for them, and these old and unserious guys smiled tacitly, and they all knew it, and they no longer made up for the hot springs.

After a group of old men returned to the hall and sat down, they were all in shape, and when Shi Lei ran onto the stage and made another opening remarks, he was greeted with a neat boo.

"I didn't expect to be so popular." Shi Lei pretended to be shy. "Woo ......" was another even bigger wave of boos.

"Let's hurry up and serve hard dishes, don't do all these flowers." An old nobleman below shouted and echoed the voice.

"You old pervert!" Naturally, some people wanted to stab him.

"You are a hypocrisy, you are waiting here, it is possible that you are here to cultivate Buddhism." Not to be outdone, he fought back.

"Yes, it's time for the main player to play." Shi Lei stepped down suddenly, and the two partners who had not appeared in the morning came up.

As long as you look at this obscenity, you will know why you didn't get a chance, this is obviously not a drama, or be a down-to-earth talent, they will definitely be able to make a name for themselves in the joker world.

And they are all honest people, they are the same people on the outside, and this meat joke comes as soon as they open their mouths. The artistic conception is far-reaching, and it is a color joke that tests the driving level of the old drivers, and it is like not wanting money, so I will take one out when I turn my face.

The following group of old killers are not serious things, as long as you look at the same obscene smiles on their faces, you know that these guys are all senior jokers and skilled old drivers. From time to time, bursts of wanton laughter erupted on the field.

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost mobilized, the real dish made a stunning appearance. Accompanied by the enthusiastic beat of drums, a group of coolly dressed Persian dancers took the stage with their eyebrows fluttering and sending autumn spinach around, while taking rhythmic catwalks.

What they brought, of course, is a belly dance with a very long history, only to see their plump fat white buttocks, and the rhythm is trembling from time to time, and a touch of tempting white flesh, between the already small and pitiful fabrics, in and out, looming, very hooking.

The well-informed group of old killers, there are still many people who have seen this battle, and they can still be calm and composed, judging the dancers, although there are also some sounds of swallowing saliva, which come out from time to time, and their eyes are inevitably floating towards those bulging plumps.

However, when those few poles appeared, combined with the characteristics of the pole dance of later generations, as well as the sultry dancing posture of the girl groups of those stick countries, and a new set of dances compiled by them, the enthusiastic nobles on the scene almost couldn't control themselves, and went directly to the stage to carry people away.

Fortunately, Brother Xiong has been waiting for him for a long time, and he has already rushed to the gang of nobles in front of the stage, so he didn't do anything embarrassing, let alone develop into a live broadcast.

But with their cheekiness, they didn't care about squatting on the edge of the stage, pretending that they were just here to take a closer look at the scenery.

These pole dancers, under the reluctant gaze of the nobles, still bowed deeply, and by the way, they sucked away the eyes of many fans like Shi Lei, and almost sucked their souls, so they slowly got up and retreated from the stage.

The nobles are looking forward to the following show more and more, but the new batch of dancers that appeared made them a little disappointed.

Although these dancers are quite domineering at first glance, they are also too tightly wrapped, and there are many layers inside and out.

However, after the music started, the first movement of these dancers instantly ignited the audience, and they did not hesitate to throw the silk burqas outside into the air, revealing their graceful posture surrounded by light veils.

Then, in this flurry of applause, accompanied by their equally sultry dancing, the clothes on these dancers' bodies are decreasing one by one.

The nobles were already swallowing their saliva at this time, as if this would calm their fiery hearts a little and relieve their restless feeling of dry mouth.

Until the end, in the scene of a wolf howl, the dancers' small hoods also left the body, like a pair of white rabbits, so grandly exposed to the air, but still not by these nobles to see the whole picture.

Well, as a serious entertainment venue, Shi Lei is definitely very principled here, and he will never let such a vulgar thing happen in front of many elegant nobles, so these dancers are wearing leather boots, or the kind of big boots close to the knees, full of sincerity. (To be continued.) )