Chapter 044: Lurking Jiaochun Pavilion
Li Wencai was a little disappointed, this time the officers and soldiers attacked Xiaoru Mountain but they came up with their own ideas, and they took the thieves to take advantage of the fire to rob, and the money, grain, and women were also successfully completed under his own wise command, and he originally thought that Gongzi Xiaobai was going to hold a commendation meeting or something today, but Gongzi Xiaobai didn't even say a word about it, which really made people a little angry.
At the end of the political meeting, Li Wencai walked out of the camp listlessly, only to see a group of brothers circling around Big Yellow Tooth, as if now Big Yellow Tooth had become a fragrant dumpling, and they all clung to it as if they had met their father.
"Didn't the big boss say, this errand is very dangerous, if our identities are exposed, we will have to be arrested, squatted in prison for the rest of our lives, and there will never be a day, you have to think clearly." Big Yellow Tooth said helplessly.
"Let me go, I'm not afraid of death."
"Me too, I'm not afraid of death, I died in Jiaochun Pavilion Lao Tzu admitted."
A group of bandits scrambled to be the first, for fear that they would live for a long time, as if they were scrambling to die.
Li Wencai can understand that these thieves stay in the mountains all day long, not to mention the eldest daughter of the twenty-eight years old, even if it is a vegetable washing aunt, I have never seen a few, all of them have a vegetarian face is green, this time I have the opportunity to go to Jiaochun Pavilion to perform a task, this is simply a beautiful difference, there are so many beautiful girls in Jiaochun Pavilion around, what a happy thing it should be.
Big Yellow Tooth is very embarrassed, the big boss let him choose a few people, I didn't expect this matter to be really difficult to decide, it's not good to choose anyone, so how to change it now, so Big Yellow Tooth shouted: "This mission is very important, but it's not who wants to go, I want to choose someone who has a flexible mind, witty and fickle people, do you think you can?" ”
After Big Yellow Fang finished speaking, a thief raised his hand and shouted confidently: "I can, I am also a very literate person on this mountain, I have studied private school for a year, and I know more than 200 Chinese characters, of course my mind is very flexible." ”
Holding the thief who didn't know the height of the sky, Li Wencai glanced at it with contempt, after reading a private school for a year, he felt great if he could write more than 200 words, what kind of education level did these bandits have, so when everyone was noisy, Li Wencai came to the middle of the crowd with a fan and said: "An old sow has eighteen milks, one step and three swings, one hundred orders and eight steps, and ask you how many swings." ”
After Li Wencai finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed at the thief and asked, "Dare to ask Brother Ren if he can answer?" ”
The thief stretched out his two hands, his lips jumped up and down rapidly, and he counted for a long time as if he were reciting a spell, and then frowned and said, "The ghost knows how much he has put it on, I don't know." ”
"So your mind is not flexible, and you are not qualified to go down the mountain." Li Wencai shook the fan and came to everyone proudly, and then said: "You think that this time down the mountain is too simple, thinking that going to Jiaochun Pavilion to run an errand is a fragrant and beautiful errand, but I don't know that we go this time but pin our heads to the waistband of our trousers, now the officers and soldiers in Xinghua City patrol and monitor day and night, and there are suspicious people who are immediately arrested and tortured, and it is impossible to prevent you from opening your skin and flesh, and now everyone in Xinghua City is in danger, and you are still rushing forward one by one, I really think that I have lived too long." ”
Hearing Li Wencai say this, everyone couldn't help but feel a little worried, let Li Gongzi say this, it is really quite dangerous at this time, the officers and soldiers are so strict, and the image of a bandit like himself is estimated to be targeted as soon as he enters the city, and it is estimated that he will be arrested before he reaches Jiaochun Pavilion, and the gains outweigh the losses.
Seeing that the bandits' faces were not good-looking, Li Wencai continued: "If it were me, I would never be stupid to send to death, haven't you seen with your own eyes how much those officers and soldiers hate, now as long as you catch the bandits, they will not let you die easily, you must be tortured to survive and not to die, use a barbed whip to first open the skin and flesh of your beating, and then rub a layer of coarse salt on you, so that the whole person is like pickled bacon, I don't want to live even if I think about it, tsk, so if I stay in the mountains honestly, When our big boss takes our plan to succeed, wouldn't it be nice to go down the mountain to eat and drink spicy food. ”
Li Wencai's words are indeed in the hearts of all bandits, no one is a saint, no one is afraid of death, what they say about charging into battle is all false, now it seems that they are still honestly staying in the mountains, if the plan of the big boss is successful, it will be to sit back and enjoy it, how many women will not have it at that time, so we can't be in a hurry.
After all the bandits figured out the truth, they were silent and scattered, as if nothing had happened, leaving the big yellow tooth standing in place and looking at Li Wencai with a leisurely face.
"I said what are you doing looking at me with these eyes, have I offended you again?" Li Wencai glanced at the big yellow teeth and said indifferently.
Big Yellow Tooth sneered at Li Wencai, and said in his heart Since the brothers are reluctant to go down the mountain, Xinghua City is so dangerous, then just take this shameless villain down the mountain, so that even if he dies, he can pull a cushion, and don't let this broom star stay on the mountain, and from then on, Da Rushan will be safe.
So Big Yellow Tooth didn't say a word, grabbed Li Wencai's collar with his big hand and shouted: "You are right, Xinghua City is very dangerous, and the brothers are not willing to take risks, so it just so happens that you follow me down the mountain, you look quite clever, if there are officers and soldiers to arrest you at that time, it is estimated that you will be fine, then choose you." ”
"You bastard let me go, I won't go down the mountain with you if I die." Li Wencai was carried by the big yellow teeth, struggling and shouting.
Where will Big Yellow Tooth let Li Wencai go, and the two of them pulled and pulled and walked towards the bottom of the mountain.
I have to say that Li Wencai's plan to capture and indulge in the past is still very successful, otherwise Big Yellow Fang would not let Li Wencai follow.
Although Xinghua City is not as terrifying as Li Wencai said, there are now many sergeants patrolling back and forth on the streets, and the city gate is strictly inspected, it is easy to go out and difficult to enter.
Li Wencai found out that the pass order of Big Yellow Tooth turned out to be the shopkeeper of Qianbuzhuang, it seems that this little white boy really has some means, and he still has a stronghold in Xinghua City, so he entered Xinghua City, Li Wencai quietly asked Da Huangya: "Is this Qianbuzhuang also the territory of our Da Rushan?" ”
Big Yellow Tooth said with a smug face: "That's natural, our power in Da Rushan is very widely distributed, and the proprietor behind this Qianbu Village is the big boss." ”
Li Wencai nodded and didn't ask anything anymore, it's not good to ask too much at this time, anyway, he has now followed Big Yellow Tooth to Xinghua City, and he is one step closer to success, with Big Yellow Tooth's IQ, he would never have thought that this master beside him was Li Wencai, the leader of the bandits.
Jiao Chun Pavilion's business is always so good, twilight is getting thicker, the red lantern is hung in front of Jiao Chun Pavilion, Li Wencai and Da Huang Ya walked in, the old mother who has always been very bright in makeup greeted her again, saw Da Huang Ya and Li Wencai coming, and said with a smile: "Two upstairs, please, the ground word room has been taken care of, just wait for the two of you to go." ”
Li Wencai was a little surprised, the person opened before he came to the room, it seems that Da Rushan and Dongying people have long had a secret line contact, so Li Wencai did not make a sound, the two came to the second floor of the word room, the word room is relatively dimly decorated, after entering the red light building, the tone seems a little ambiguous.
Behind the round Xiaoyue Gate is a big bed, Big Yellow Tooth sat on the edge of the bed, staring at Li Wencai with both eyes, which made Li Wencai a little uneasy, the two big men opened the room, and judging from the style of the current room, it is very suitable for the base, Big Yellow Tooth is now looking at himself like this, could it be that this guy has obscene thoughts in his heart.
Thinking of this, Li Wencai's whole body trembled, he had never had a room with a man, let alone that Big Yellow Tooth was so unbearable, so Li Wencai smiled at Big Yellow Tooth and said: "Brother Yellow Tooth, you two are always in the same room, isn't it a bit monotonous, otherwise I will find two chicks to come in and have fun, entertainment, you stare at me like this, let me be ashamed." ”
"Phew, you think Lao Tzu has thoughts about you, I'm sorry, it's not disgusting, I'm looking at the paintings on the wall behind you, and it's as eye-catching as a pillar, now get out of the way." Big Yellow Fang said with a disgusted face.
Li Wencai turned around and looked, and suddenly his eyes widened, and on the wall behind him was a magnified version of the Spring Palace, painted vividly, red and white, and with the drifting black, the whole picture was very beautiful, Li Wencai carefully appreciated it, and made an elegant evaluation.
"Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island, fair lady, gentleman, this painting is really beautiful, pleasing to the eye." Li Wencai shook his fan and said.
Big Yellow Tooth felt a little inferior in his heart, and he showed off something, so he shouted loudly: "You know a fart, the dove on the painting is obviously not as big as mine, what is there to see." ”
"What's the use of a dove, we pay attention to practicality, and we should be short and capable." Li Wencai scoffed at the uneducated bandits like Big Yellow Fang.
"Do you envy my dove." The big yellow tooth jumped up from the bed suddenly, and the man lifted his hem, as if he wanted to compare with Li Wencai.
The most unbearable thing for Li Wencai is that others compare with him, so he thrust the fan into his waist and said, "Let you see what the Great Eagle King is." ”
As the two spoke, they began to untie the trouser belt around their waists, and at this time they only heard a gentle knock on the door, at this time Li Wencai and Big Yellow Tooth were in a confrontation, so no matter who it was, they said in unison: "Come in." ”
Pineapple Yui gently pushed open the wooden door, then let out a scream, turned around and closed her eyes, and said, "Please respect yourselves, two of you." ”
Li Wencai and Big Yellow Tooth were supposed to be bigger than anyone else, but when they saw that the pineapple Xiaomi came in, the two quickly put on their pants and said: "It's rude, we didn't do anything just now, I just felt dirty and wanted to take a bath, which made the girl laugh." ”
Li Wencai is very strange, why is this pineapple honey honey this time again, it seems that this pineapple honey hiding in Jiaochun Pavilion must be the dark line of Dongying people, if she is secretly arrested, with her own means of ravaging women, the eighteenth class torture is all used, I am afraid that this little girl has a hard mouth. However, judging from the current situation, it is not easy to start, so as not to startle the snake, and it is not too late to start after receiving the task given by the Dongying people.
This book was first published on Kanshu.com