Chapter 008: A Beastly Monk

Saito Michizo, Oda Nobunaga's father-in-law, known as Mino's pit viper, this is obviously a negative evaluation, what are other people's bulls called "Owari no Tiger", "Kai Tiger", "Echigo Dragon" or something...... Only what this person called "pit viper". It can be seen that his image in the hearts of the Japanese people must not be very good, oh, it's not not very good, it's very bad, according to my understanding, Comrade Viper Dao San Uncle can be said to be the master of thick black science, if you don't even know the meaning of thick black science, you can go to read a book called "Thick Black Study" written by Li Zongwu, this book is a bit lewd, but I like it. Third Uncle Dao definitely hasn't seen anything in "Thick Black Studies", but he is proficient in Thick Black Studies, so he is very lewd.

It's not easy to verify what Saito Michizo was originally called, but it may be called Taro Saito, Jiro Saito and the like, in short, it's just an ordinary public, a passerby. But Uncle Dao is different, he is relatively handsome, and in his current opinion, it is estimated that he is at the level of a male god, and it turns out that his good looks seem to be useless in that era. So Uncle Dao San didn't do anything big like some great people who were born (it is said that North Korea's Kim San Fat can hit a plane with a pistol at the age of 8, and this plane is not the plane you hit, it is a real F-22). I think the name Dao San has always been very handsome, and I think that very handsome names often have two characteristics: I can't understand the meaning and have connotation. Religion often has connotations, so Daosan is his number, and Saito Xero has his own belief one day: Buddhism. The host also gave him a name that was about to be remembered for 10,000 years: Saito Michizo. This event is known as Saito's initiation in history.

There are always a lot of troubles in troubled times, and famine is one of them, but Saito Michizo certainly doesn't belong to the kind of person who can't get enough to eat and wants to go to the temple to eat, I think he has an idea and wants to gain some cultural knowledge. His idea may be very common in us now, cultural knowledge was a luxury in ancient times, look at the relatively developed civilization of ancient China, the literacy rate is only 5%, not to mention small Japan, basically all illiterate. It is impossible for an illiterate person to achieve hegemony, so Uncle Dao did the first thing to enter the temple to study and get rid of the identity of illiteracy. In fact, in ancient times, religious sites in China and the West undertook part of the work of social education, and also "cultivated" a large number of outstanding talents, such as Zhu Yuanzhang, the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty......

Compared with Zhu Yuanzhang's life in the temple, Uncle Dao is quite nourishing (you don't have to go out all day to make a fortune, you have a full meal), and he works very hard, every time he presides over an inspection, he can not fail the course, there is a kind of person who learns well called Xueba, and Uncle Dao was a Xueba when he was young. Forget about the top student, Uncle Dao is still very handsome (as mentioned earlier), I think people with good grades and handsome don't want to be so calm on the outside, their hearts are often wild...... And it's such a wild little bald head Dao San but a lot of bald heads think that he will become a big bald head like a Xiu Zong Junyi in the future, there is no way to learn the Buddhist scriptures well, we often take it for granted that the future of learning is good, there must be a good job, a good character, and there must be money, in fact, we often take it for granted that things are problematic, such as learning Buddhism, I memorize the Buddhist scriptures well, I must think that what the Buddha said is right? There are so many Chinese college entrance examination masters who memorize the Analects and other things, such as drinking boiled water, they may not be able to produce a few masters and sages. Obviously, Uncle Dao took the words of the Buddha Maitreya as bullshit, and told you that I am my Maitreya, Uncle Dao thought so. In other words, this Yixiu Zong Junyi is Brother Xiu who has been talking about it on TV when we were children, and he is indeed a high-ranking monk, and a group of bald heads compare the third uncle of Dao with him, judging from the future performance of the third uncle of Dao, Brother Yixiu should be able to cut through the coffin board.

You must know that Japanese monks can get married, and if they are white, they can vent **, **This kind of bad thing can be better worshiped after venting out, which is probably the idea of Japanese monks. The reason why Third Uncle Dao later did those things that violated the principles of Buddhism was that Third Uncle Dao was too strong, or he felt that the level of the woman who vented to him was not enough. They all think that Lao Tzu is a big bald head like Yixiu Zongjunyi, why does Brother Yixiu have a small leaf as a companion, why doesn't Lao Tzu? Dao San thought so and told you that not all women can become Xiao Yezi, so Uncle Dao San was very distressed, I am so handsome (narcissistic), where is my little Yezi? However, continuing to stay in the temple could not find his own little leaf, so Uncle Dao left the temple......

There are many people in history who have said that "if you are not a sage, you are a beast", among which the relatively famous Zhongxing minister Zeng Guofan at the end of the Qing Dynasty, of course, from the historical merits and performance of Zeng Lao, Zeng Lao did not become a sage, nor did he become a beast. However, I don't think it's possible for someone who dares to say this to become a sage, because a sage wouldn't say such a thing...... So most of the people who said this have become beasts, and I don't know if the third uncle Dao who left the temple said such things, but I'm sure that's what he thought. This sentence is to say that our third uncle, who originally belonged to the sage class of Buddhist scholars, changed careers to become a beast, and ran all the way on the road of beasts and even surpassed beasts...... I am a beast, who am I afraid of? The three beasts were born.

Leaving the temple is equivalent to giving up the source of life, Uncle Dao is a cultured, martial arts (martial arts can be practiced in the temple) and a hooligan with ideas, will such a person feel distressed about life? Obviously not, so Dao San started from people's daily necessities and became an oil seller (it is estimated that when selling things, it is not clean). Since ancient times, this profession has produced many awesome people along with salt merchants:

For example, the oil seller in the Song Dynasty, the oil seller who monopolized the Oiran in the Ming Dynasty, and Zhang Shicheng, the smuggler who seized one side at the end of the Yuan Dynasty, although the third Dao Third Uncle seems to be incomparable, but the first two are definitely not as good as the Dao Third Uncle.

Uncle Dao quickly changed from a salesman to an entrepreneur, he set up a chain store, and the business grew bigger and bigger. It is estimated that he used some bad means against other oil sellers when expanding his business, after all, Third Uncle Dao is a hooligan who knows martial arts......

It is normal for businessmen to seek political status when they are bullish, and the so-called collusion between officials and businessmen is a bit unrighteous in my opinion, but this is also caused by normal human nature, so Uncle Dao, who has money, has begun to be dissatisfied with his current situation (businessmen have no social status in the ancient Eastern world). Besides, the third uncle of Dao still has to find his own little leaves. How can you stop halfway when you're going, right?

At this time, he met a man named Toki Yorigi, Toki Yorii, the lord of Mino at the time (about twice the area of Owari). This person's ability is average, if it weren't for the appearance of Saito Michizo, he might still be able to jump on the stage of history for a while, but history did not give him a chance to continue jumping. On the contrary, history has given Uncle Dao a chance to evolve from a beast to an epic beast, because Tuqi Laiyi has a concubine like a small leaf, and this time and space void Uncle Dao is looking for his own little leaf...... History is sometimes really interesting and exciting, and Uncle Dao's wonderful animal life is about to begin