"Brother Li, what's going on, Lord Professor seems to be a bit evil today, is he panicking after eating too much lunch?" Unlike other people's happiness, Xiao Dayou, who is also mediocre, is not willing to recite poems at all, but there is no way to change the professor's proposal, so he can only guess very boringly in the audience. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You're wrong, if you're really full, it should be a bitter gourd face, look at him so happy, I'm afraid he went to the Qinglou brothel last night." Li Yang was also worried about the poetry being opposed, and the words he said were even more malicious, only to hear Xiao Dayou nodding frequently.

"Well, that makes sense, Brother Li is insightful. But this professor looks at least half a hundred years old, can you stand it when you go to that kind of place? Saying that, Xiao Dayou shook his head with pity, but the range of his movements was too large, and he accidentally attracted the attention of the professor.

"Hmm, Xiao Dayou, stand up." Xiao Dayou's face was full of obscenity, and the experienced professor could see at a glance that this kid was bubbling with bad water in his heart, and his eyes turned to his heart.

"Huh? Oh. Xiao Dayou stood up with trepidation in his heart. To say that he is not simple, his family is a wealthy businessman in Shuzhong, and he was also the number one demon king in Fuxue back then, and he is a hundred times stronger than the original Li Yang.

It's just a concubine in the family, and he is playful by nature, and his personality is not the slightest calm, Master Xiao was ruthless, and personally went to the mansion to have a close conversation with the prefect, and sent him to the Guozijian to study, which means that he will eat and drink to make an iron job for this life, and the province will lose the family business that he will give him after a hundred years and starve.

Such a character, in terms of knowledge, is only a star and a half stronger than the current Li Yang, and now he is shouted by the professor, and he is not panicked.

These are all things that Xiao Dayou has quietly told Li Yang behind Kang Bingwei's back in the past few days, who made his two life experiences so similar.

"Brother Li, it's up to you!" Xiao Dayou was sick and went to the doctor and whispered, in order to have a good time, he deliberately got rid of the slightly dull, but the knowledgeable Kang Bingwei came to sit at the left and right tables with Li Yang, and in this situation, only this brother can help.

Hearing this, Li Yang only felt that his head was big for a while, and asked himself to help, isn't this a big joke in the world? However, the brothers begged each other, so naturally they couldn't shirk it, and hurriedly responded: "Do your best, you must do your best!" ”

"Okay, and listen to the couplet. Spring, summer, autumn and winter are all changes in heaven and earth. In the professor's opinion, this kind of Shanglian is really simple, and the reason why this is the case is that he wants to test how Xiao Dayou can learn, if he answers directly without thinking, then he has to rack his brains to think of a difficult one. If he can't answer, then he will save himself the effort and just teach him a lesson.

"Uh...... Hmm......" Xiao Dayou tilted his head to look left and right, and almost bit his fingers. His feet were not idle, and he quietly kicked Li Yang, whose brows were wrinkled into a pimple next to him.

It's a pity that Li Yang is inferior to him, how can he think of the next link, he glanced at Xiao Dayou with an apologetic face, and shook his head slightly.

Seeing him like this, Xiao Dayou knew that he had been completely planted this time, and no longer pretended to think, but directly pretended to be pitiful, and lowered his head in shame.

The professor smiled coldly, his face changed, and he reprimanded: "Xiao Dayou, you can't figure out such a simple connection, how have you learned all these years!" Punish you to copy the Analects of the Analects and revisit the teachings of the sages! ”

Xiao Dayou, who has been trained for a long time, knows that he can't quibble at this time, otherwise it would be more than just copying the Analects. He sighed and said respectfully, "The disciple obeys." ”

The professor still liked this attitude, his face softened, and he waved his hand and said, "Well, sit down." ”

"Brother Li, if we talk together, you have to help with this copying of the Analects." As soon as Xiao Dayou sat down, he began to share the pain.

Where would Li Yang agree to such a thing, he opened his mouth to convince people, and before he could spit out a word, he heard the professor say: "Where is Li Yang?" ”

was stunned for a moment, Li Yang only felt that his heart was cool and cool, it was over, it was really difficult to be a brother now.

The small movements between Li Yang and Xiao Dayou naturally can't escape the eyes of the professor, but Xiao Dayou's performance is too flamboyant, and the professor's first knife is naturally on his head, and now that the main culprit is cleaned up, Li Yang, who is an accomplice, will not escape his fate.

"Adults, students are here." Continuing his own style, although he beat the drum in his heart, Li Yang was still so polite, trying to win the love of the professor, and his subordinates were trying to save some affection.

But the filthy appearance of the two had already annoyed the professor, and it was no longer useful to pretend to be good children. With a cold smile, the professor said, "Li Yang, do you have a link?" ”

This is not nonsense, if I had it, I would have told Xiao Da that I would have it, and I don't know that we have reached the level of a professor with this IQ.

"Adults are famous all over the world, and this is really profound, and the students are not talented, so they really can't think of the next link." Directly a high hat buckled on the professor's head, and at the same time built a ladder for himself, it is reasonable that we can't come out.

Scholars love a name, and the professor is no exception, and his face suddenly turned red and smiled, this Li Yang knows that he is an extraordinary learner, and he is a student with a heart.

"My lord, don't listen to his nonsense, Li Yang is a well-known dull talent in my Hangzhou Mansion, not to mention that he did the right thing in poetry, he can't even recite the words of a sage like the Analects, he is a notoriously stupid talent who doesn't know the history of books and doesn't understand the meaning of the text!" This voice Li Yang is too familiar, and there is no one else except Zhang Mingyang.

I don't know the history of the book, and I don't understand the meaning of the text, Li Yang doesn't know if Zhang Mingyang, the birdman, made it up temporarily, but when he said this at this time, it was clear that he was demolishing his own platform, which was really hateful.

hated itchy, but Li Yang couldn't make any excessive moves at this time, after all, he was in a big public situation, and he really didn't want to stay in Guozijian.

"Zhang Mingyang, what do you want to slander me like this!" I can't move my hands but can only move my mouth, Li Yang immediately asked without thinking.

Zhang Mingyang glanced at him resentfully, for Li Yang, he was no longer the original mentality of teasing him, but regarded him as his enemy, because he attributed all his experiences in the dormitory to Li Yang deliberately isolating himself!

Now listening to Li Yang asking himself, Zhang Mingyang was not afraid, and said with a disdainful face: "How did the facts I said become slanderous against you, if you don't admit it, then recite a passage of "University" for me to listen to." ”

Insult, Chi Guoguo's insult, Zhang Mingyang is also a powerful character, one sentence forced Li Yang into a dilemma, not to mention whether he can recite "University", even if he can, he can't memorize it, if he really recites it, it is a child's style, such an IQ is either a dull talent or a mentally retarded.