"Sister You doesn't have to shake hands with everyone, and besides, you don't move the position, let them move on their own. Mo Qian relayed Canaan's arrangement.

The one-horned woman was naturally Sister You, she stood still and stretched out her right hand, and immediately a representative of Huaxia stepped forward to hold it.

Everyone in the council has fully understood the situation of the aliens in front of them, and using the body of the earthlings to contact them, it is naturally not intended to use the etiquette of the ontology, and the other party does not mind following the local customs.

Holding his hand and feeling Sister You's body temperature, the other party stopped and immediately let go.

Followed by the other four, who consciously took turns to shake hands with Sister You.

Not far away, there are special personnel to take pictures, these photos represent the friendly meeting between the earth civilization and the black ball civilization, and will soon be made public to the world.

After the five permanent members finished shaking it, the representative of Yindu stepped forward, but Sister You had already withdrawn her right hand, obviously with no intention of continuing.

Just kidding, how can the representatives of more than a hundred countries on the scene hold it all?

There was no way, the representative of Yindu could only withdraw his hand in embarrassment, and hesitated for a long time without daring to make a request.

Soon, the representatives of the Fifth Standing Committee entered the living room with Sister You.

Originally, there were only a few stately seats, and all the delegates would be here to talk to the aliens.

However, after Sister You's stomach rang just now, the advisory team decisively changed the plan, rearranged the venue, and instructed the chef team to prepare the best food immediately, maybe it would be useful.

When Sister You entered, there was already a large dining table inside, but the incident happened in a hurry, and they didn't have anything on it.

"Ms. Heiqiu, you mentioned reception earlier, so can we understand that you are an official diplomat?" asked the Huaxia representative.

Unexpectedly, Sister You sat down and said: "No, our civilization will not have formal diplomatic relations with the primitive civilization. ”

The "......" scene was very silent for a while.

The advisory group is also quite disappointed, this sentence is too shocking.

"We are not primitive, you may not know us, we have a prosperous culture, reasonable order and law, scientific civilization structure and industrial system ......"

Sister You said: "I know, but it's very primitive, we have our own standards. ”

"......" everyone said that it was too difficult to chat!

The advisory group said: "Technological leadership is arrogant capital, saying that we are primitive is primitive, and we don't even have room to be strong." ”

"The strong set the standards, and we can only follow their standards. ”

The representative of Huaxia fixed his mind and said: "What kind of civilization is not a primitive civilization? And before that, what was the diplomatic relationship between us?"

Sister You said: "If you have the ability to find us, we will think that you are not a primitive civilization, otherwise you will always be a primitive race within our territory." ”

"......" everyone was dumbfounded, this standard is too domineering.

A professor in the advisory group was very pessimistic: "The primitive groups in the territory?"

"I see, I see! It's like the great geographical discovery of the year, where the colonists found the primitive natives, but the natives didn't know where the colonists came from. The two cannot establish a reciprocal exchange at all, and they will always impose and accept it unilaterally. ”

Back then, the natives only knew that the colonists came from somewhere in the sea, just as they only know today that the aliens came from somewhere in the starry sky.

I can go to you, and you have to come to me. Regardless of the difference in military strength, this is the basic premise for the establishment of diplomatic relations.

When people discovered the earth, they also directly encircled the entire earth into their sphere of influence.

At this moment, the earth is like a tribe in the Amazon jungle, and they don't even know that others occupy the whole of South America.

"I think that the backwardness of science and technology cannot hide the brilliance of civilization...... You must also be a mature and orderly civilization, and we very much look forward to peace and friendship with your civilization......" said the delegate eagerly.

Sister Yu interrupted impatiently: "Enough! stupid pacifist!"

Everyone was stunned, and this sentence was too heavy, which immediately caused panic among some of the deputies.

Fortunately, Sister You said: "You don't need to repeat words like peace and friendship over and over again, war comes from interests. If you had the qualifications to be invaded, I would not sit here at all, and there is no point in your peace-loving nature. ”

"We won't go all the way to fight a primitive race, we have all your resources, and the universe is everywhere. ”

"Please don't keep repeating such nonsense, I feel like my wisdom is insulted. ”

Although Sister You spoke mercilessly, many representatives put their minds at ease and felt sweaty.

The advisory group also breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's right...... That's right...... That's right, the elements on the earth, all rocky planets have them, and there are no special rare earth resources on the earth except for life. ”

"Yes, wars have to have a purpose, unless it's humiliating or something, they don't bother to invade the civilization of a single planet. ”

If aliens attack the earth for resources, it is no different from retardation, as long as the mining capacity is sufficient, the earth is almost a poor planet for aliens.

As for the technology, it is even less interested, the other party's technology is already so high that they can't understand it at all, and the technology that can cross the vast interstellar space is higher than they don't know where it is.

Afraid that their technology will explode and overtake, it will not exist even more, the detectors have arrived, and they only need to stay here, and their development can be monitored forever.

The Advisory Group believes that it is a simple matter for the black ball to destroy all the man-made things that fly out of the earth.

In all this, the earth civilization has neither a threat nor any profit in the eyes of the other party, it is simply a mascot.

This is a very safe identity for the current earth civilization.

"So, will you allow the civilization of Earth to continue?" asked Wallace.

Sister You said calmly: "I only came here to play on behalf of an individual, and for the primitive civilization, the discoverer has the right to dispose of it." Let me tell you the truth, I found you on my newly purchased territory. With Sirius as you know it, all the star systems within eighteen light-years in diameter have recently become my private property. ”

"Technological bottlenecks themselves limit you, and in my lifetime, you may not be able to pose any threat to me. Leave your future to my descendants. ”

"......" The crowd did not know what to do to face this reality.

Fortunately, at the same time, I feel very cruel and pathetic.

The Earth can now be safely developed, but they are in the private domain of a highly civilized individual, and perhaps in the distant future, people will suddenly choose to destroy them.

The advisors soon realized that their chances lay in the alien in front of them.

This alien must be stabilized, and he must have a great affection for the earth, so that it is possible that when the earth civilization threatens the other party in the future, the other party still does not choose to destroy them, in exchange for more time.

Preferably, you can trade with her and get some real benefits.

"Ms. Blackball, we have a thriving arts culture, how do you feel about the previous performances on the beach? Actually, we still have ......," Wallace said.

"What? is that art?" said You.

Wallace's body stiffened, and he felt that he couldn't talk anymore this day.

Fortunately, at this time, a group of special service personnel came in with a dinner plate, and the Huaxia representative immediately diverted the topic and said, "We have prepared a sumptuous lunch for your stand-in." ”

Sister You said calmly: "I have briefly understood your recipes, and many ways to deal with them have destroyed the nutrition of the ingredients. The stand-in is very nutritious and does not need to be supplemented. ”

Everyone is a little lost, this alien is too difficult to entertain, the first impression is very important, people's visit this time, if the earth is not interesting, people may not come again in the next tens or hundreds of years.

When I come back next time, it may be a devastating blow, or a clean-up.

But the resources are not attractive, the technology is even more garbage, the aesthetics are not the same, the art is not eye-catching, and even the food does not need to be eaten, what else can be done on the earth?

Several delegates looked at each other, racking their brains in thought.

At this moment, I feel like a PR to talk about business with a big customer, if you want to take it, you must give it first, but the aliens seem to be a little bit oily and salty.

The prepared luncheon was still served and placed on the table.

But Sister You didn't look at it and said, "I don't need to eat......"

As soon as ......the words fell, his stomach rumbled again.

Seeing this, the Huaxia representative said: "I know that the energy you take in for your stand-in must be a more efficient way to eat, but didn't you say it? ”

"Maybe our food isn't much to you, but we're really sincere. ”

It's really the aliens themselves who said that when it comes to stand-ins, it's good to treat them as earthlings.

Sister You listened and said, "Your behavior seems very ridiculous in my eyes, but I can understand you. ”

"I only take one bite ......"

After that, he grabbed a piece of meat with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth.

Seeing that she took a bite and still didn't react, the Huaxia representative sighed and asked people to close the price.

However, this time, Sister You stopped: "Don't move, I'm talking about the magnitude of the body." ”

As he spoke, he stuffed another mouthful of meat, and his expression was very subtle.

"Hmm......" I saw her bite after bite, and a plate of meat was eaten.

Everyone exchanged glances slightly, and someone asked, "Have you finished eating a bite of your body?"

"No, let's do it again. Sister You said with a strange expression.

The Huaxia representative demonstrated how to use the tableware and said, "Maybe you can try something else." ”

Sister You frowned, poked another piece of fish meat and put it in her mouth.

"Huh?" Sister You raised her eyebrows and ate the plate of fish again.

......