"If he comes to see me in such clothes, I will kill him for being rude to the elders!"

Zhengde Temple, the father-in-law is waiting for the arrival of his son-in-law, and there is endless murderous aura.

We all know that Owari is an important grain-producing area. But there is also a legend that Owari is rich in handsome men and women, and according to legend, the Oda family is an outstanding representative of them, and when playing the Sengoku history game, Oda Nobunaga is indeed handsome (as if all men are handsome).

The legend also mentions that Oda Nobunaga is very seductive (fuck, it can't be a shemale, right?). When I was a child, I liked to dress up as a girl and dance on the street. It is said that countless men fell in love with it, and I remember reading a news a few years ago about a boy who played maid cosplay and was raped by a man on the way home...... So I'm very worried about the chrysanthemum when Yoshigashi was a child.,Okay, pull some obscene things.,Back to normal.,Oda Nobunaga's dancing may not have the originator of Japanese Kabuki Izumo Akuni.,But it should be pretty good.,So he made countless men fall for it.,I remember reading a report about a pseudo-Niang group in high school.,The "men" in it are all as beautiful as flowers.,I really can't see where the man is (really shame on our man's face),I guess Oda Nobunaga will definitely gain another title in modern times "Pseudo-Niang"... … What do you want Sister Guidie to do?

When the old rascal Viper Michizo saw this Owari pseudo-Niang, his impure heart was ruthlessly destroyed again.

"It seems that I am really old"

For the first time in his life, Nobunaga dressed himself in formal attire on an important occasion, combed his hair, and met his father-in-law with impeccable etiquette, not because I was impolite, but because he was unworthy of my courtesy.

This meeting is historically known as the Zhengde Temple Meeting.

According to historical records, Saito Michizo was impressed by the temperament of the world's first son-in-law and was reluctant to leave. I think history is, so I'm going to rip the egg of history.

First of all, let's take a look, Uncle Dao himself is definitely not the kind of rubbing that Tuqi Laiyi is. Tuqi Lai Yi can naively think that Uncle Dao is convinced by himself, but Uncle Dao doesn't believe that there is such a thing as being convinced, so it is impossible for Uncle Dao himself to be subjugated by someone who is superstitious about strength, even if he is convinced, he is also convinced by strength, not such a nonsense "temperament of the first son-in-law in the world". I am a romantic person, I think history should be romantic, so I use a romantic statement here: Uncle Dao is tired of this world, no matter what Uncle Dao said, he was also a Buddhist scholar, and I personally think that although the probability of Uncle Dao seeing through the red dust is very small, there are still some of them. Okay, I'll admit, I'm this paragraph, so let's talk a little bit serious......

Whether it's really impressed or misanthropic. In short, Uncle Michi-san said after the meeting, "I'm afraid that my sons will have to lead the horses for Nobunaga in the future." ”

It's true that Nobunaga is charming, but what Uncle Michisan said is unfair.

Either he doesn't understand his son,

Either that person is really not his son.

Michizo Saito's little leaf, Toki's concubine accidentally got pregnant when she had an improper relationship with Michizo's uncle. At that time, there was no such thing as "getting pregnant outside, looking for xx painless abortion", so I could only give birth, you must know that at that time, there was no name for Mino Pit Viper, that is, our third uncle Dao had not yet started to do Tuqi Laiyi at that time. So I think the appearance of this fetus has accelerated Uncle Daosan's plan to do Doki Yoriyi.

If it's a girl, then it's not a big problem, and when you grow up, you can find someone to marry. But the problem is that the child was born and found to be a boy, and Uncle Dao is also interesting enough for women, and married Tuqi's concubine as his wife, so this child is the eldest son, and the eldest son has the right to inherit, so the trouble comes, whose son is not to be decided by tossing a coin. At that time, there was definitely no gene screening technology, and it is estimated that little Japan would not even know how to recognize relatives by blood (the high school biology teacher said that blood recognition is pseudoscience).

So in a daze, just raise it like this, Uncle Dao San became the boss of Minong, I think judging from the fact that he gave his son the name of Saito Yoshiryu and didn't discipline this little ghost very much, Uncle Dao San should have wanted to kill this little ghost, pit viper, parents can eat it, not to mention this unknown son. But why didn't you kill this little ghost, I think it's because of love, Uncle Dao has been very good to this wife all his life (the true feelings of the pit viper), how to say that it was also born by my wife, just think it was also born by me, love suppressed the IQ of Uncle Dao......

According to the history books, Yoshilong is a "seven-foot giant", if you look at it this way, half of the boys in our college class are giants, and I am an enhanced version of a giant man (because I am as fat as Torii Qiangemon), and if little Japan saw NBA basketball stars at that time, O'Neal, Howard and the like, would it be said that it was a minotaur (you must know that there is already a Kichihoshi, and it is not surprising that there is a minotaur......

Yilong, who has grown up, has also discovered his own mysterious life. He also began to be depressed, whose son am I? It doesn't matter if he is depressed, the key is that he knows that his titular father, Dao Third Uncle, is also depressed. This is embarrassing, being depressed means that you are in a bad mood, and "Dad" being depressed is nothing more than that your father is in a bad mood, and it is useless for you to be in a bad mood, but it is possible for your father to be in a bad mood and invalidate his inheritance......

So there are many theories about Saito Yoshiryu's rebellion against Saito Michizo:

1 Saito Michizo himself felt that Yoshilong was not his child, and he wanted to abolish him, what did he do earlier, because of love in the early days, and it was too late in the evening......

2, Saito Yoshiryu himself felt that Saito Michizo was not his father, and it was not too late to abolish him. The father-son relationship is very awkward, maybe the word embarrassment is not appropriate, so let's use it like fire and water. Personally, I support the latter statement, but support does not mean that I will adopt it, I put forward my opinion: Saito Yoshiryu feels that Uncle Dao San is not his father, and wants to abolish Dao San Uncle, but Dao San Uncle is his father. Okay, so that's the patch upgrade version of the latter statement. Why did I say that the third uncle is Yilong's father?

Earlier, I mentioned that the pit viper, a reptile, is going to eat its parents when it grows up, and Uncle Dao killed Toki Yoiyi, who gave Uncle Dao an unlimited chance, and Yilong wanted to kill Uncle Dao, who gave him life. Obviously, the perfect inheritance of the pit viper bloodline is, in the parlance of high school biology, a complete match of genetic phenotype.

So I think that the eldest brother of Yilong is the biological son of the third uncle of the pit viper, and the son of the pit viper is naturally the pit viper 2.0