Episode 193 Double-faced girl
After thinking about the whole strategic plan, my psychological face is much brighter, and I feel that this Luan Xiaoting must be wooed well, such a fairy-level beauty, rushing to be our daughter-in-law, also shows that people can afford us not. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info I felt the need to ease the tense atmosphere, so I coughed dryly and said, "Since we have met, we are all fateful, and it is not easy for everyone to survive in this troubled world." ”
When Hu Niu'er heard this, she nodded and said, "Xianggong is right." I quickly coughed dryly and said, "Let's call me presbyopia, my brothers all call me that, and they seem close." Luan Xiaoting was very obedient, and immediately changed her words: "Okay, old flowers." I sighed and said, "Miss Luan......" Luan Xiaoting immediately said: "Don't call me like this, call me Shasha, Sha Sha." ”
I nodded: "I said sand...... I'm hungry, I'm sorry......" Luan Xiaoting didn't mind, and said with a smile: "It's okay, just call me sand, hehe, it sounds so interesting." I sighed and continued to ask, "What's going on with that seventh brother?" Doesn't she know that this is a time of great peril? Why are you still singing against us Fuleduo? ”
Luan Xiaoting laughed and said, "What's wrong with singing against Fuleduo?" Who said that your Happiness is authentic? If Xiaohua hadn't found Xianggong, I wouldn't have bothered to come to Dalian to see Brother Jiu. Rubbed her little face on my face, and said with a smile: "Xianggong and I will go back to Harbin, our family has a lot of people, and there are almost four or five thousand people, you will be the boss directly after you go back, and I will cook for you every day...... Then, she gave me a list of the names of a large number of dishes, what braised pork, stewed chicken, fried bean tendon, choking vermicelli...... It attracted all my saliva out.
Hey, how else to say that the girl in the Northeast is real, I sighed and said, "Shazi, I said can you stop talking about so many delicious foods?" I haven't eaten a bite since this morning. Luan Xiaoting was anxious when she heard it: "Oh, Xianggong, why didn't you say it earlier?" Little flower, stop, stop! ”
The Tiger King was really obedient, he stopped when he said it, it was running fast, and suddenly he didn't run away with his limbs apart, and he inevitably had to slide out of the snow for a long time, and the two of us rode on its back, and almost turned over from the Tiger King's head, and he was in a hurry to sit down, and the Tiger King was caught by me with a roar.
Luan Xiaoting jumped off the back of the Tiger King, patted the Tiger King's body, and said with a smile: "Xiaohua is good, Xiaohua is good, the old flower is not good at riding, don't be angry." Stretched out his hand and pulled me down from the Tiger King, hugged me with a smile like a flower, and asked, "Old Flower Xianggong, do you say, is the sand good-looking?" ”
Of course, I only have to tell the truth: "Good-looking, you are the best-looking girl I have ever seen." Luan Xiaoting was proud: "If you don't look good at rice, I'll get you something to eat." Silly Fork likes to hear the word "eat" the most, and immediately comes to the spirit: "Is there bacon?" ”
Luan Xiaoting smiled: "Of course there is!" You wait. We were parked on a highway, Luan Xiaoting pushed me to sit on the guardrail and scratched my face with her little finger: "Xianggong, wait here, I'll get you food right away." He jumped to the side, drew a short knife from his waist, the blade was thick, and it was very heavy at first glance, crackling, and cut down several branches of street trees, and carried them all back.
I kindly reminded her: "The fire is big and there is no wet wood, but it also needs to be a big fire, how do you light such fresh things?" Luan Xiaoting smiled and said: "This kind of street tree is called Robinia pseudoacacia, and the xylem contains a lot of oil, even if it is a branch with green leaves, as long as it is split in half, it can also ignite ......" Sure enough, I used these branches to light a bonfire, and it burned quite vigorously.
I looked at the campfire and asked in amazement, "There is a fire, but what are we going to eat?" She tilted her head and asked me, "What do you want to eat?" Without waiting for me to answer, he immediately said, "Let's eat some eggplant boxes!" I was more and more surprised, I didn't want to eat the eggplant box, and I couldn't help but say, "What stupid thing are you talking about?" On this cold day, where do you go to find eggplant? ”
At present, the supply of non-staple food at the headquarters of Fuldo is okay, but thanks to our Minister of Agriculture, Lu Jianhan, it is the wild vegetables that he took to Yunnan with the prisoners to collect for us. I heard that the group of labor prisoners couldn't be more satisfied, and they cursed and swore one by one that they would reform themselves, otherwise they would be sorry for their labor camp life of traveling in the mountains and rivers every day...... Vegetables such as eggplant, cabbage and other vegetables have long been out of stock in major bases in the north.
Luan Xiaoting smiled and sharpened a wooden chisel with her short knife, and after putting away the short knife, she said, "Originally, there was none, but since Xianggong wants to eat it, then rustle...... Then the sand will find a way to conjure it up for Xianggong! I looked at the endless snow-covered fields in front of me and left and right, and sneered, "What are you kidding...... Got a fever? ”
The girl was proud, stretched out a white little hand to show me, and asked, "See clearly?" I nodded and said, "Well, it's pretty good." "This girl's hand looks like the result of perennial martial arts, the fingers are thin, the palm is relatively fat, if there are still shortcomings in this girl's body, her palm is the only slight fly in the ointment, and then I have been amazed many times, how can there be such a beautiful girl in the world.
At that time, I was studying her little hands, but when I saw her little hands turned over, I didn't even see what was going on, so I was stunned to find that on her two fingers, there was a golden eggplant box, yes, it was an eggplant box, two thin slices of eggplant, with meat filling in the middle, and the outside was wrapped in Zeng flour.
Yes! Now I was amazed, of course I knew that she was using a special trick to show me magic, but I couldn't see where the mystery was, seeing that she didn't move, her white and tender little hands turned left and right, and every time she flipped, she could use two fingers to clip out a golden eggplant box.
I was dumbfounded: "How did you do that?" Luan Xiaoting didn't say anything, and asked me with a smile: "Xianggong, see if these are enough to eat?" "I realized that she had "transformed" nine eggplant boxes for me, good guys, a whole nine eggplant boxes, where did she hide them beforehand?
I nodded in amazement, but quickly shook my head, what are you kidding, how can nine eggplant boxes be enough? Luan Xiaoting grinned and said, "I'm sorry Xianggong, I brought so many ...... from home" Khan, fortunately, she didn't conjure it out of thin air, otherwise I don't know whether to eat it or not.
This girl used a wooden chisel to make a string of nine eggplant boxes, and roasted them on the bonfire, while roasting, she said to me: "Xianggong, you can be particular about baking things, you can't be too close to the fire, otherwise there will be a smell of oil smoke, and you can't be too far away from the flames, it's not easy to bake, and you will have a bad stomach if you eat it......" After giving me a cooking class, she handed over the eggplant box and begged: "Xianggong, eat it while it's hot, hehe, how about tasting the craftsmanship of sand." ”
I took it and ate one, well, it was so fragrant, I ate four or five slices in one go, Luan Xiaoting pouted in front of me: "Xianggong, you haven't said whether it's delicious or not...... I quickly smiled: "It's delicious." Luan Xiaoting was happy now, and said beautifully: "Then you eat quickly, it will be cold after a while, and it won't taste good." ”
I nodded, divided five by two, and ate all the eggplant boxes. After eating, I remembered that Luan Xiaoting hadn't eaten yet, so she said curtly: "You're hungry too, right?" Look at me......" Luan Xiaoting smiled: "It's okay, I'm not hungry." As he spoke, he took out a large piece of bacon from his bag, and when I saw it, I was relieved, it turned out that we still had so much to eat.
There was no sun on a snowy day, and a few zongzi were gathered around in twos and threes, I changed my face and hurriedly went to pull out my gun, but I saw the tiger king's majestic roar, and those zongzi immediately turned their heads and left. Luan Xiaoting smiled and said: "There are too many zongzi, and they dare to besiege the Tiger King, but when there are few zongzi, they don't dare to come forward to find trouble." "I was amazed and sighed when I saw it, it was the king of beasts, and this majesty really didn't blow out.
But I saw that Luan Xiaoting was very careful to cut off a few slices of meat on the bacon with her short knife, skewered them with a wooden chisel, and after baking, she handed them to the stupid fork: "Hehe, clown eight monsters, this is bacon for you." The stupid fork was not fooled, and only after eating did he say: "This is not bacon, bacon is round." ”
Luan Xiaoting looked at me in amazement, and I had no choice but to say, "I used to feed stupid forks to eat sausages." Luan Xiaoting smiled: "This clown is quite interesting." Ask the stupid fork: "Do you still want to eat?" Silly Fork nodded hurriedly, Luan Xiaoting cut a few more slices of it, roasted it hot and fed it to Silly Fork, and then asked, "How is it?" I'm better than the old flowers, right? The stupid fork understood: "Sister-in-law is the best!" ”
I look at the sky with two eyes, my two big pets, it makes me sad, one is more unprincipled than the other, the brown panda can't beat the tiger king and admit defeat by himself, it's just that he knows the times. The stupid fork that I regarded as the treasure of my heart and liver was actually bought by someone with two pieces of bacon, hey!
Luan Xiaoting used the bonfire to roast a large piece of bacon again, but she didn't give it to us, and took it straight to the tiger king to enjoy. Because the Tiger King had just eaten, he needed to walk slowly for half an hour to help with digestion, so the two of us could only sit on the Tiger King's back and let him wander slowly.
Luan Xiaoting took off her big red coat, put it back and forth, wrapped me in her coat, and the two of them hugged each other and warmed each other by their body temperature. I asked her about her intoxicating body fragrance, and I couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Why are you so troubled?" Isn't it faster for us to fly to Dandong? ”
Luan Xiaoting laughed and said, "What are you talking about stupidly? On such a snowy day, the airport will stop operating, you look at the sky is gloomy, it won't be long before the road will be blocked, if you want to go to Dandong, the best idea is to ride my tiger king...... Don't you think this scene is quite romantic now? ”
I turned my head to look around me, it was snow-capped everywhere, the road in front of me was empty, and the mountains and hills on both sides were undulating. The snowflakes are flying all over the sky, and the Tiger King is already gradually accelerating, and the surrounding scenery is gradually blurred...... Not to mention, it's really a bit of a feeling of going to the end of the world together.
I sighed and said, "Shazi, you are really beautiful, and you are good to me, but you also know that I met Brother Jiu earlier than I met you......" Luan Xiaoting was unhappy: "Emotional matters, is there a difference between first come and first come?" Besides, what's so good about Brother Jiu? If it weren't for you and Captain Yang's help, would she have such a big foundation as Fuleduo? I built my Ark base all by myself. ”
I thought to myself, can you beat it down without the Tiger King? But on second thought, if it weren't for the big dumplings, our Fortune troika would have been finished long ago.
Luan Xiaoting saw that I didn't speak, so she asked, "Xianggong, you tell the truth, do you like Brother Jiu and love Brother Jiu?" How much do you like it, how much do you love it? I thought for a moment: "Tell me the truth? …… Well, I can't say this either...... "This is really the truth, my relationship with Brother Jiu has always been a bit ambiguous, and everyone hasn't made it clear." Although the dead fat man helped me pick out once, he was brought back by the ninth brother.
Luan Xiaoting was proud: "It's still ......" I hurriedly said: "However, if someone dares to hurt Brother Jiu, I will definitely do my best to protect Brother Jiu, even if I take my life, I will not hesitate." Luan Xiaoting listened, was speechless for a long time, and finally sighed: "Xianggong, you still like Brother Jiu very much, she is so happy......" After saying these two sentences, she immediately began to be coquettish: "No, I want it too, you are not allowed to just like her, but also give me a little bit...... Since I'm late, then I won't fight with Brother Jiu, I'll be a junior for Xianggong, right? ”
I was dumbfounded, thinking to myself, what happened to the girls now? Do you have an addiction to being a junior? I felt that I was as noble as an old flower, and I had to help her reverse this value, but unfortunately I opened my mouth several times, but I didn't say anything. Luan Xiaoting was angry: "What else do you want?" I ...... it seems that she is really sad, and she is crying when she speaks.
I didn't know how to comfort her, so I had to cry and tell the truth: "Hungry...... Actually, Xiao San already has someone...... "I haven't finished speaking, suddenly my body was in the air, and I fell off the back of the Tiger King all of a sudden, and my whole body fell into the snow, but fortunately there was some snow, and the fall was not painful."
Before I could get up, Luan Xiaoting had already turned her head across the Tiger King, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her apricot eyes were round: "******, you're so disrespectful, why do you even have a junior!?" I was lying on the ground, and just when I wanted to get up, I heard Luan Xiaoting Jiaojiao: "Don't move, if you move, I'll let Xiaohua eat you." ”
I lay in the snow and didn't dare to move, only then did I understand that she pushed me down, and I couldn't help but secretly complain psychologically, this tigress launched a threat, and it was really not ambiguous. The stupid fork flickered its wings and landed on my head, glaring at me with little eyes, and asked me, "Boss, what are you looking for?" ”
I groaned, "Can I be blamed for this?" Who made you come so late? Come a few days later, maybe the little four. Xiao Wu has a ......" Even I think these words are too ****** shameless, but these words are obviously very effective, Luan Xiaoting really lost her anger, so I heard her ask: "Who is that little three?" Be honest! Then he announced the policy to me: "Be lenient in confession, strict in resistance, if you dare to lie, I will let Xiaohua eat you!" When others asked, at most I would say that you were dragged away by the zongzi and used as a colt. ”
As soon as I heard this, my heart was cold, I was treated as a baby just now, and in a blink of an eye, I was treated as a stinky ****, and now I am actually planning to let me die without a corpse.
As soon as I thought about it, there was no other way, so I hummed and recounted what happened in India, and finally said, "Can you blame me for this?" I can't lose the whole of India because I don't like Yamantha, right? Then I gave her a political lesson, analyzed the current world situation, and showed me the idea of a unified world.
Luan Xiaoting listened, she was speechless for a long time, I was also tired, so I simply didn't say anything, if the sky wanted me to be eaten by a tiger ******, it would be fate. But I immediately dispelled this idea of self-abandonment, and began to chatter and persuade Hu Niu'er: "Why do you bother, there are many men in the world, I am a bastard with old flowers, I am not worthy of you being so good to me, maybe the Tiger King made a mistake for a while......"
Luan Xiaoting didn't like to listen to it, and shouted angrily: "You are the man selected by the Tiger King for me, how can you be mistaken?" I knew that the Tiger King was very important to her, so she immediately rolled her eyes and said with a hum: "You know that I am the man that the Tiger King chose for you, why did you still throw me like this?" ”
Luan Xiaoting was stunned for a moment, quickly jumped off the back of the Tiger King, pulled me up, pouted and said, "Who made you so attentive?" …… Is that Yamantha good-looking? "What kind of role am I? immediately said nonsense: "Don't mention it, it's ugly to death, if it weren't for India, I wouldn't have looked at her......"
Luan Xiaoting snorted: "It's almost ...... She doesn't count, you are not allowed to see her again in the future, and you are not allowed to think about her in your heart, I am still a juni......or" I exhaled, but immediately thought of Su Wan: "That ninth brother is ......" Luan Xiaoting squinted at me: "Ninth brother is the boss, I don't care about her, but if you accompany her for one day in the future, you will accompany me for two days to make compensation, and if you spend one day less, I will break your legs, hum!" Do you hear that? ”
I looked at the Tiger King: "I hear you...... But it's a bit early to talk about that, right? Huo Qubing said that the Huns have not been destroyed, and now we haven't seen the army of the dungeon, so I'll start to mess around, will the brothers under my hands gossip? That's going to affect my prestige. ”
This girl was finally fooled: "Okay, this matter doesn't need to be made public first, but you have to know it in your heart." I immediately nodded in agreement, thinking that Brother Jiu is not a tigress, but now it's good, there is another one, how can I live in the future? We are ...... No, it's our Ning family who is really unlucky...... So he crossed from the new tiger and rushed to Dandong.
The speed of the tiger king slowly increased, running faster and faster, about four o'clock in the afternoon, we finally arrived at the Yalu River, far away, we heard the dog barking in Dandong City, the barking non-stop, Luan Xiaoting turned back to me and explained: "Brother Qi's family has taken in a lot of dogs. (To be continued.) )