Chapter 43: Millennium Tongguan (2)
Hehe, by doing this, I am making amends for a thief like you.
One is to deepen the "father-son relationship" between you and you. After all, since ancient times, only the Father and the Son have paid for their sins; If a minister is guilty, the king will bear it. At this time, you must already be happy in your heart.
Liu Xie, who was respectfully helped up by the three of them, looked at Dong Zhuo, and sure enough, this guy now has a full face of spring breeze on his face.
Dong Zhuo's smug expression, what is it like? By the way, just like in the later life, my own son scored 100 points, and the neighbor's child took a zero duck egg. When talking to my neighbors, I showed such a complacent look of spring breeze.
In doing so, the second is to show the wisdom of the two old ministers, Gai Xun and Zhu Jun, again. I am not like a thief, I don't know what to do, if I am in power in the future, I will definitely be as good as a stream, and I will never do things arbitrarily.
But I just don't know if these two can understand my intentions, so it's better to add a fire to make my wisdom flourish again.
"I have heard that the sages of the ancients must have three mirrors. The husband uses copper as a mirror, and can be dressed properly; With the ancient as a mirror, we can know the rise and fall; With people as a mirror, you can see the gains and losses. ”
Liu Xie stepped forward and grabbed Gai Mengren, stroking the calloused hands of the fierce brother, as if he was looking at an old lover for many years, his expression was full and extremely affectionate: "Gai Aiqing, it is a straightforward admonition." I am still young, and it is inevitable that I will make mistakes in the future. Gai Qing should be the mirror of me, speak out and advise, and do not hide your personal interests. ”
Gai Xun gently let go of the hand of the Son of Heaven, took three steps back, and was about to reach the car door, when he knelt three times and knocked nine times, a pair of tiger eyes, and tears filled with tears: "Minister Gai Xun, I will obey Your Majesty's will, and when I give advice in the future, if I hide my secrets, I will be killed by ten thousand arrows through my heart." ”
After speaking, he bowed and said: Long live, long live, long live!
Liu Xie pulled up Gai Mengren again, glanced deeply, and then looked at Dong Thief.
After hearing this, Dong Fatzi didn't show any difference, and his face was still full of spring breeze.
"Your Majesty, I don't know what to do with our family when you get in the car?" Dong Zhuo patted his head at this moment before he remembered.
I've forgotten why I'm here.
"I went down to Longlin, saw the confluence of Wei, Luoerchuan and the Yellow River here, and wanted to go to Guanshan and see the magnificent scenery of the confluence of the three rivers, so I came here to invite Dong Qing to go together. Since Gai and Zhu are here, why don't they go together. After speaking, he grabbed Gai Xun and Zhu Jun and was about to get out of the car.
"Oh, our family has something important to discuss with these two guys, why don't you let Jia Xu accompany you, Your Majesty, do you think it's okay?" Dong Zhuo would let a fierce man like Gai Xun meet alone with the Son of Heaven.
It's not that I'm afraid of what will happen to the Son of Heaven, but I'm afraid that Liu Xie will be broken by Gai Xun.
When Gai Mengren heard Dong Feifei's opposition, his face changed suddenly, and he shouted angrily again: "The invitation of the Son of Heaven, how can the courtiers resign." ”
As he spoke, an unquenchable anger flashed in the eyes of the fierce brother, like a flood that filled the river trough, wanting to burst the embankment, and wanting to roar out and spray Dong Zhuo.
Liu Xie hurriedly grabbed Gai Mengren, who was on the verge of rage: "Since the three Aiqing have important matters, how can I force them." I went to Mr. Wenhe, Dong Qing is for the country and the people, don't be tired. ”
After the Son of Heaven finished speaking, he secretly clasped the palm of the fierce man's hand, signaling that there was no need to do so.
After receiving the salutes of these three, Liu Xie got out of Dong Zhuo's carriage.
summoned Xiao Yi and instructed: "Go to the imperial dining room, ask someone to prepare the 'five-cooked kettle', I want to have dinner with Mr. Wenhe in the morning of Naguan Mountain, and call General Xu Rong." ”
"Your Majesty, the servants obey the order, it's just that General Xu is selecting a pro-army for His Majesty, and he may not be busy for a while." Xiao Yi reminded cautiously.
This eunuch is not bad, and he thinks very thoughtfully.
"Well, yes, it's still thoughtful. If I forget anything in the future, I can just say it. Liu Xie patted Xiao Yi and encouraged him.
Xiao Yi was encouraged by this, and instead of being pampered, he was more humble: "Your Majesty is busy with state affairs, and there are many things to consider. The duty of a slave is to share worries for His Majesty, which is also the honor of a slave. ”
Looking at Xiao Yi who nodded and bowed, Liu Xie did not stop his humility, maybe in the eyes of their eunuchs, my politeness was a disguised and indifferent treatment.
"You, a minion, are my confidants, and there are more important things for you to do in the future, do you dare to respond?" Liu Xie joked.
Xiao Yi immediately knelt down, nodded his head to the ground, and his voice was sonorous and powerful, not like the weakness of a eunuch: "To be favored by His Majesty, the slave is fortunate to have three lives, and there is nothing else but death to repay him." ”
"Okay, get up, don't say anything about whether you will die or not die in the future, I will put you in danger."
After speaking, he motioned to Eunuch Xiao Yi to get up and let him go down to prepare.
Liu Xie first went to the top of the mountain, on top of Guan Mountain, and looked down on the Yellow River again, which was really another wonder.
After everything was ready, Jia Xu also went to the top of the mountain, and before Jia Xu could see him, Liu Xie stepped forward, took Jia Wenhe, and looked down.
"Mr. Wenhe, please see, the terrain here is high, the shape is dangerous, the north is bordered by the Taotao Yellow River, and the south is surrounded by the towering Qinling Mountains. Since ancient times, only one road has been used to connect the east and west, and it is the throat of the Central Plains for entering and exiting Guanzhong and the Central Plains. Liu Xie pointed to the soldiers and civilians under the mountain, the sheep intestine path that was passing.
"If you build a checkpoint here, it can really be described as 'the mountain is strong and the three assistants are closed, and the door is strangled'."
Jia Xu looked in the direction pointed by the Son of Heaven and saw a small road, located between Guanshan and the Yellow River. After Guanshan, it is even more towering Qinling, and there is no way to go; The confluence of the three rivers here is the most rapid place for the water flow, and there is no ferry.
If a city wall can be erected here, there is no other way to enter the pass than to storm it head-on.
"Your Majesty, if you can seal it here with mud. Then this pass is a success, and its risk is worse than that of Hangu Pass. Jia Xu bowed to the Son of Heaven and completed the courtesy of the monarch and ministers.
This Jia Wenhe is cautious and doesn't want to lose anything, let alone etiquette.
Called Jia Xu, sat down, pointed to the "five-cooked cauldron" and said: "Wenhe, do you know, what is this?" ”
Jia Xuguan looked at the strange pot, the pot was not like an ordinary pot, but there were several copper sheets separated by it, and the pot was divided into five parts, each of which was placed in different ingredients and dishes, and there was a big fire under the pot.
"On the sage, Weichen has never seen this pot, but this thing seems to be ready to be made and eaten." Jia Xu replied respectfully.
"Yes, this is the 'Five Cooked Cauldron 'Five Cooked Cauldrons', which was made by playing with my father when he was alive." After speaking, the Son of Heaven's face showed an extremely sad color.
Jia Xu saw the young man who was a little sad, so he had to comfort: "The first emperor is a rare virtuous monarch and master, and he has made many inventions in his life, Your Majesty should not be sad." ”
There are many inventions, this Jia Wenhe is accurate, this cheap father, he has invented so much in his life that it is enough to make all the kings of later generations embarrassed.
For example, selling official beards not only opened a special store to sell official officials, and publicly sold official officials at a clear price, but also institutionalized and sustained the behavior of selling official beards, and openly sold official positions for 7 years; There is also a harem of glamorous women to wear open crotch pants to make it easier to be lucky, and to build thousands of naked tour halls.
For example, regarding eunuchs as parents, there is a famous saying that has been passed down through the ages: Zhang Changshou is my father, and Zhao Changshou is my mother; What's more, he loves to do business, and he also opened up a "palace market" in the harem, imitating the street market, allowing the palace maids and concubines to play various roles, and he himself dressed up as a businessman and played all kinds of crazy games.
There is also this "five-cooked kettle", in fact, it is the prototype of the hot pot in later generations, this pot is divided into five grids, which can cook a variety of different foods at the same time, and today's "mandarin duck pot", it can be said that it has the same effect.
Later, for some reason, this "five-cooked cauldron" passed to Meng De's son Cao Pi, who was the little cub who forced me to death, shamelessly occupying my father's invention and shamelessly occupying the country of the Liu family.
Although this little rabbit cub Cao Pi is only three years old now, I will not let him go.