Chapter 020: Genius
The latticework of the wooden lattice hut was pushed open with a great force, and two pots of daffodils fell from the windowsill.
"Oops."
Li Wencai and Zhao Jia didn't have time to dodge, they were hit by the falling flower pot, and their faces were pierced like hedgehogs, and they screamed in pain.
Tang Caizi poked his head out, with an angry face, where did the little hooligan squat here to eavesdrop, he originally wanted to open his mouth to reprimand these two disciples for not being polite, but when he saw that these two people turned out to be his own students, one of them was Li Wencai, who had been hospitalized for several days, and opened his mouth, but he didn't know what to say.
"How did you two end up here?" Tang Caizi asked with a cold face.
"Teacher, don't blame, the two of us are just passing by, and I screamed because I saw two rats just now." Zhao Jia was very righteous, and he took the lead in lying, and his face was sincere, his face was not red and his heart was not beating.
"Why did you say something like 'Guanyin sitting on the lotus' when you saw the mouse?" Tang Caizi was puzzled.
Li Wencai said: "Back to the teacher's words, the student really didn't know shame when he saw those two rats doing such ambiguous things in front of everyone, so he reprimanded him loudly. ”
Zhao Jia was stunned on the side, he thought that he was already very good at lying, and he was already able to do it without blushing and his heart beating, this Wencai brother is even more powerful, he can actually pick up the lie with sound and color, twists and turns, this is the gap between masters, and I will have to ask for more advice in the future.
Tang Caizi didn't care if what the two said was true or not, so he snorted coldly and said, "Since you're here, come in and listen to the music." ”
"I can't help it, students are used to hearing it outside, but they are really not used to it when they go in." Zhao Jia said seriously.
Although polite and polite, these two people don't want to go in to see it, just now they have heard the point where women go up and men go down, and after entering, maybe they can appreciate the fawn girl's style without clothes, so the two of them squeezed their eyebrows, and squeezed in one after the other.
After entering, the two of them were a little confused, the situation in the room was not as glamorous as the two of them thought in their minds, only to see a mahogany bed sitting on a beautiful woman wearing a pink light veil, this woman was slender, black hair hung down behind her shoulders, a hairpin was inserted in the bun, her face was like a goose egg, white and clear with bright light, her eyebrows were picturesque, and there was a charm between her eyes.
There was a piano in front of the little deer girl, and it looked like she was about to play it, which made the two uninvited guests a little disappointed, such a beautiful night, Tang Caizi came all the way to listen to the piano, it was really unreasonable, Li Wencai was very puzzled, and now it has been basically determined that Tang Caizi did not raise the fact.
At this time, I saw Tang Caizi sitting on a small stool in an orderly manner, and then said to the two students behind him: "You sit in the back and listen to the little deer girl play the piano." ”
Looking at Tang Caizi's current posture, Li Wencai and Zhao Jia suddenly understood what it meant to be a woman on top of a man, it turned out that the deer girl was sitting high on the bed, and Tang Caizi was sitting below like a good child, his eyes were at a forty-five degree angle, his face was on his cheeks, and he was seriously posing and listening to the piano.
Li Wencai and Zhao Jia also sat on the small stool behind, following the example of Tang Caizi, holding their cheeks in their hands, inserting the folding fan into the back of their necks, and began to listen to the fawn girl playing the piano.
Li Wencai listened very carefully, his eyes did not blink, but when he looked carefully, he found that the eyes of this thing were staring at the full chest of the fawn girl, under the neck as white as mutton fat, a deep ravine separated the two plumpness, although the two plump were covered by the pink belly pocket, but Li Wencai relied on imagination, you can imagine, what a spectacular scene it was, can only be described with two lines of poetry, half an acre of square pond opened, and the sky and clouds and shadows wandered together.
"Good, good." After listening to a song played by the deer girl, Tang Caizi couldn't help but clap his hands, and then turned around to see what his two students understood, after all, listening to the piano is an elegant thing.
When Tang Caizi turned around, his good mood disappeared in an instant, and he saw that his two unfortunate disciples were still sitting there in a daze, without blinking their eyes, and the most annoying thing was that the old man who was drooling was unaware.
"Ahem, it looks like you're listening very carefully." Tang Caizi coughed twice with a dark face and asked.
"It's over, the fawn girl is done, oh mom, I listened too seriously, I said that the aftermath was lingering, and it didn't stop for three days, and I still feel that the sound of the piano is winding in my ears." Li Wencai came back to his senses and began to make a big fuss.
"Brother Wencai is really right, and the younger brother feels the same way." Zhao Jia hurriedly said.
Li Wencai was contemptuous for a while, he finally got a few elegant words and was taken advantage of by this kid, it was really shameless, just now he was obviously drooling when he saw the little deer girl, this will pretend to be the same as a righteous gentleman.
Tang Caizi touched a few strands of mustache on his chin and said, "Since you all said that the little deer girl plays well, what kind of good method is that." ”
"Well...... this" Li Wencai and Zhao Jia are both a little short of words, and they don't know what to say.
Tang Caizi stared at Li Wencai for a long time, only to see that this guy's eyes kept rolling, and he was living like a thief, where did he have the slightest scholarly temperament, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart that this Li Wencai was called a talented man in Liuzhuang's ten miles and eight villages, whether the rumors were wrong.
Li Wencai arched his hand and said: "Don't hide it, sir, from the sound of the little deer girl's piano just now, the student can't help but come up with two lines of poetry. ”
"Oh, let's hear it." Tang Caizi asked curiously.
"Half an acre of square pond is opened, and the sky and clouds and shadows wander together." Li Wencai read it out seriously, and only Li Wen knew where to hear it from the sound of the piano, but from the fawn girl's breasts.
"What a poem, I can actually think of such a landscape from the sound of the piano." Tang Caizi finally showed an appreciative look.
Tang Caizi said with satisfaction: "I heard that the literary talent has been talented since childhood, and the landscape paintings painted are a must, the old man also likes to paint some flowers and plants when he has nothing to do, two days ago, Li Yuanwai personally visited the door, asking me to forgive you for the crime of deceiving the teacher, and also took a landscape painting you painted to the old man, the old man suddenly felt that you are a talent, and you can paint the landscape at a young age, so I think you are a plastic talent, before you collided with the old man, forget it, I know that you didn't mean it, so you go back to the academy to study in the past two days." ”
After Li Wencai heard the bad news, his face suddenly darkened, reading is an extremely boring thing, besides, he has offended Liu Dacai, the head snake of the academy, if he goes back, it must be a dead end, thinking of this, Li Wencai couldn't help but sigh a little, and he didn't know what happened to Liu Yuer's little lady, she wouldn't be given anything by Liu Dacai, thinking of this, Li Wencai was still a little worried.
"Don't you want to go back to school?" Tang Caizi saw that Li Wencai's face was ugly, and he was stunned for a long time and didn't know what to think, so he comforted: "Wencai, you are a piece of reading material, it is not okay to do other livelihoods with your small body, you are not as good as those craftsmen when building houses, and you are not as good as those sedan chairmen who carry sedan chairs, how good it is to be a scholar, you look at me now." ”
Tang Caizi said very sadly, as if it was an extremely honorable thing for him to visit a brothel now, Li Wencai couldn't help but despise it from his heart, you are an old white face, you don't give money for eating girl's tofu, it's really shameless.
Although Li Wencai scolded tightly in his heart, he still squeezed out an ugly smile on his face and said: "What Mr. said is that as a first-class cripple like me, I can only write obscene poems, and do it right, hey, life is sad, life is sad." ”
Li Wencai's fake lament made Zhao Jia next to him can't help but cover his mouth and snicker, although he and Li Wencai have just met, but they hate to see each other late, of course they can see that Wen Caixing is actually a piece of reading material.
Tang Caizi's face turned pale, and he reprimanded Zhao Jia: "Criminal, I haven't said anything about you, you haven't been absent from school for the past two days, what have you been doing?" ”
"This ......" Zhao Jia was suddenly asked by Tang Caizi, and wanted to make up a reason, but he couldn't say that he was addicted to squatting on the wall and listening to sex in the past two days, and he couldn't extricate himself for a while, and he abandoned his studies.
"Mr. I don't know, Brother Zhao has been learning to paint at home for the past two days, and I heard that the landscape and spring tour pictures are lifelike, and the younger brother is willing to bow down." Li Wencai hurriedly relieved Zhao Jia, and winked at Zhao Jia proudly after speaking.
Zhao Jia was grateful to Li Wencai from the bottom of his heart, Brother Wencai was too righteous, and he stepped forward at the critical moment, and Zhao Jia gave Li Wencai a grateful look.
"I didn't expect it, Zhao Jia turned out to be so diligent, and the old man was very relieved." Tang Caizi stroked his mustache and said with satisfaction.
"The teacher taught well." Zhao Jia arched his hand and said.
"Then you can take that picture of the landscape and spring to the old man to see, and the old man can open his eyes."
“……”
Zhao Jia and Li Wencai suddenly froze in place, Zhao Jia looked at Li Wencai viciously, it was all your bad idea, what to say is not good, but to say such a difficult thing, this is over, it is difficult to draw a big king by yourself, where will you draw a picture of spring.
"What's wrong with the two of you, why are your faces so ugly, the old man wants to have a poem with the deer girl, or you ......"
"The student said goodbye."
Zhao Jia and Li Wencai spoke in unison, stood up, and turned around and ran out of the room without looking back.
"You bastard, where can I draw a picture of You Chun, don't you make it difficult for me to ride a tiger?"
Walking outside the room, Zhao Jia changed his grateful look just now, and wanted to strangle Li Wencai to death, and said angrily as he walked.
"Okay, I was wrong, I'll go back and tell the teacher right now that you've been squatting on the wall in the Qinglou for the past two days." Li Wencai said and turned back.
"Come back, forget it, I'm kidding, why should Brother Wencai be serious." Zhao Jia seemed to have practiced changing his face, and when he saw that Li Wencai was going to find the teacher, flowers immediately bloomed on his face, pulling Li Wencai as if he were his own brother.
Li Wencai took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, stuffed it into Zhao Jia's hand, and said mysteriously: "This is a casino that has just opened next door, I heard that there are many novel ways to play, I guarantee that you have not played, I am now a senior member of the casino, if you go, report my name, and I promise to give you a nine-percent discount." ”
When Zhao Jia heard this, he patted Li Wencai's shoulder and praised: "Good brother, you are righteous enough, it is really good for me to report your name when the time comes?" ”
"Absolutely, I don't believe you can try it now." Li Wencai smiled brightly, and with a sense of evil intent.
The two were talking, only to hear a noise downstairs, and then a figure rushed upstairs from the hall of Yi Citron like a tornado, and several thugs shouted in the back, I don't know if the man ate the overlord chicken, and ran away without money.
This book is from the Book King