Chapter 95: What If
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The next day, in the morning, at nine o'clock!
The winter sun shone in from the floor-to-ceiling glass window in front of him, shining on Fang Ping's face, warm. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He put his legs on the coffee table, leaned comfortably, drank coffee, and read the newspaper.
Then.
A young man hurriedly walked over, his expression a little solemn: "Fang Shao." ”
"What's wrong?"
"Fang Shao, something happened on the Internet." The young man said, opening a laptop and placing it on the coffee table.
Since the last time there was an incident of smearing soldiers, Fang Ping was severely reprimanded by the family, and the family also assigned him an assistant, and he had to go through the assistant for anything in the future, and he had to discuss with the assistant.
Of course, he didn't stay at the police station for long, and he was released early the next morning, but in the meantime, his family really had to put a lot of effort into it!
What's even worse is that the next evening, his family also received a warning from a certain bigwig: "Take care of your family, don't make trouble again!" ”
So for a period of time, Fang Ping had to stay at home honestly and didn't dare to go anywhere.
But in his heart, the resentment is getting deeper and deeper day by day!
"Su Qin, you wait for me, one day, I will definitely ask you to pay for your blood debt!"
Every morning when he woke up and looked in the mirror, Fang Ping secretly reminded himself in his heart.
It is his motto to repay the eye, not to mention that he has suffered such a big loss!
"What's wrong?" Fang Ping asked while sipping coffee.
The assistant clicked on his scarf, and then on Su Qin's scarf, and explained: "Fang Shao, last night, your fans and Su Qin's fans fought. ”
"Huh?"
Fang Ping was startled, hurriedly put down the coffee, and raised the computer to check it carefully!
I watched it for five or six minutes until I figured out the whole thing, and then I put the computer down!
"That's great!" He slapped himself on the thigh with a snap.
After a while, he couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud, laughing so much that tears were about to come out.
"Su Qin, Su Qin, you are afraid that you would never dream that your scarf would fall under the fire of my fans!"
At this moment, Su Qin's scarf has completely become a carnival place for Fang Ping's fans, even if there is an occasional Su Qin's fan who stands up to fight back, it will be submerged in a moment, and even the waves can't beat a single one.
Fang Ping was very happy, picked up the coffee, replaced the wine with coffee, and drank it all!
"Cool!" He laughed: "Cool! ”
The assistant instructed while continuing to browse the computer: "Fang Shao, but you still can't be careless, this time Su Qin is fighting against you again, it can't be for no reason, I guess, he is just afraid that he wants to step on you!" ”
"He dares!" Fang Ping slapped his thigh, beating himself painfully.
"Fang Shao, whether he dares or not, whether he will or not, our side can't sit still, we can't afford to lose anymore!" The assistant said seriously.
Fang Ping nodded!
They really can't afford to lose!
Since the title of a talented young writer on the first day of the Great Southwest was taken away by Su Qin, his reputation suddenly plummeted!
Although that title is self-appointed by him and does not have any official recognition, it is also a title after all!
But since Su Qin stepped on him to take the throne, his influence has been greatly reduced!
If nothing else, let's just say that his current manuscript fee can no longer be compared with before.
In the past, before Su Qin debuted, his manuscript fee at the highest time used to reach 1,000 words and 1,000 words, but now, no one has opened a thousand words!
The title of young genius writer is gone, so another title -- the first talented young poet of the Great Southwest -- can no longer be lost!
Otherwise, his influence will surely decline again!
He can not care about money, but it is impossible for him not to care about honor and face.
"Looks like I've got to do something." Fang Ping stood up, touched his chin, and pondered.
"Fang Shao, the best way is to defeat him openly!" The assistant cautioned.
Fang Ping glanced at the other party, his eyes were a little unkind: "You don't need you to teach me these things!" ”
The last time he played some small tricks and cleverness, he didn't know that in the end, he lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot.
He was hurt, but he was also a lesson.
Playing those yin people, ordinary people may be able to play, but a sinister villain like Su Qin is really not an opponent, and if he is not careful, he will be used by others and grab the pigtails.
Therefore, the best way is to fight the other party openly.
In this case, even if the other party wants to fight back, he can only come openly, otherwise, once the other party plays yin, his family will have a high-sounding reason to fight back, and the big guy will not be able to say anything!
"Since you want to fight with me in the field of poetry, then okay, let's compete in poetry!"
"I can't compare to you in novels, but write poems, Su Qin, I will let you see what a genius is!"
Fang Ping paced a few steps in the living room, and suddenly had an idea in his heart.
"Fang Hua, record." Fang Ping pointed at the assistant with his hand and said domineeringly.
The assistant was stunned for a moment, and after a moment, his eyes lit up: "Okay, Fang Shao, you say, I'll write!" ”
Fang Ping clasped his hands and paced around the living room one by one, walking five times before he said:
The name of this poem is "If"
If you have a pig, take two green onions and stick them in your nostrils
Then shouted to God
Oh God, keep your eyes open and take a good look
I'm an elephant!
It's not a pig!
If ......"
Fang Ping was a little fluency at the beginning, and the beginning was very ordinary, but in the end, his thoughts were opened, and his inspiration was instantaneous like a diabetes collapse, and in just a few minutes, a poem was completed in an instant.
"Fang Shao, this song "If" is really well written! I've never seen such good poetry! "The assistant was a big ass.
Fang Ping smiled, pondered for a while, and said, "Send it to the scarf!" I want to kill Su Qin in a dignified manner! ”
"Yes!" The assistant nodded and sent the poem out as fast as he could.
The fan war between Fang Ping and Su Qin has intensified!
Last night, this battle was basically a one-sided slaughter on Fang Ping's side, and Su Qin's side had no ability to resist at all!
But after nine o'clock this morning, as more and more Su Qin fans learned about it and hurriedly joined in, although this battle was still very tragic, at least, Su Qin's side occasionally found the field.
However, when the time came to this point, at ten o'clock in the morning, with Fang Ping's song "If" coming out, the little advantage that Su Qin's fan army had managed to build up disappeared in an instant!
"If there is a pig, take two shallots and stick them in your nostrils
Then shouted to God
Oh God, keep your eyes open and take a good look
I'm an elephant!
It's not a pig!
Brothers, why don't I understand who this pig is? So domineering? Stick two green onions in your nostrils and dare to argue with God? ”
Someone immediately replied, spicy sarcasm!
"I don't know, how does it look a bit like Su Qin!"
"Su Qin? Is Su Qin a pig? ”
The Internet is full of mockery and sarcasm!