The heavy rain flooded the entire mountain forest, and the two people came to the land temple in front of them in the dark, only to see that the front was just an abandoned small temple, and there was no trace for a long time.

Li Wencai and Liu Yuer were both soaked by the heavy rain, standing in the temple, their clothes were constantly dripping with water droplets, Li Wencai looked at Liu Yuer beside him, his hands were clasped in front of his chest, his lips had turned purple, and he was doing mechanical trembling.

Lonely men and widows coexist in a broken temple, both of them have become silent at this moment, although Li Wencai thinks about the wet beauty in front of him, but he just wants to think about it, and he will not commit a crime or be beaten; And Liu Yuer deliberately avoided Li Wencai's gaze, and was a little worried in her heart, her appearance was exposed in front of a pervert, what if he was violent to himself? Yes, my aunt's kicking is not a game, this pervert dares to be disrespectful to his aunt, so he will cut off his children and grandchildren.

Li Wencai felt that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, coughed dryly, went to get some hay to light the fire, and the two of them lit a fire and sat opposite each other. And inside the ruined temple, the firelight is swaying, the wind is gusting, and there is a strange atmosphere.

Liu Yu'er is a girl after all, looking at the broken prayer flags swaying around, the surrounding lights flickering, and she was a little scared, but Liu Yu'er was a strong person, so she said tremblingly: "I want to take off my wet clothes and dry them, you can't peek." ”

Li Wencai snorted and laughed, looked at Liu Yu'er's cute appearance with a small mouth, and said disdainfully: "The ghost peeks at you, my brother has always been above board, and if you want to see it, you can see it clearly." ”

Li Wencai didn't say it, it's okay, this sentence of 'ghosts peeking at you' is nothing in normal times, but in this stormy little temple, it has another artistic conception. Liu Yu'er's little face turned white, glanced at the black land statue, and cautiously walked towards the back of the land statue.

"Ahh Liu Yuer just walked behind the land statue, and ran out as if she had seen a ghost, one hand tightly grasped Li Wencai's arm, and the other pointed behind the land statue, her pretty face turned pale.

Li Wencai's face was even more ugly than Liu Yu'er, but he still maintained a polite appearance and said: "Men and women don't kiss, girls, please respect yourself." ”

Liu Yuer reacted at this time, because she was too frightened just now, so her fingers pinched Li Wencai's arm fiercely, so she retracted her little hand like an electric shock, revealing an innocent expression.

"Wow......" Li Wencai seemed to be nervously unresponsive, and only screamed miserably after Liu Yuer let go of his hand, his painful facial features were distorted, and he said in his heart that this chick was really ruthless.

Rubbing his arm vigorously, Li Wencai smiled evilly, let you pinch Ben Shao, if you don't scare you into a neurotic tonight, it will be considered Ben Shao, so Li Wencai also pretended to be frightened and said: "Don't be afraid of Ben Shao, even if it is a vampire, you are not afraid of hanging ghosts." ”

Li Wencai said and walked in front of Liu Yu'er and walked towards the back of the god seat, how can there be any ghosts and gods in this world, Li Wencai saw that behind the god seat was just an abandoned stone, this stone didn't know if it had been carved, it looked like an evil god, and it looked a little hideous.

"Ah, what a ghost." Li Wencai yelled and turned around and ran.

Liu Yuer was even more frightened, and grabbed Li Wencai's clothes and didn't let go.

"That kind of evil ghost likes a girl with fine skin and tender flesh like you the most, but there is Ben Shao, and he can definitely suppress that evil ghost, don't be afraid." Li Wencai patted his chest with an oath.

"Really? How could he not move. Liu Yu'er was a little stunned, and even believed Li Wencai's nonsense.

"Of course he didn't dare to move, Ben Shao is the body of seven kills, this kind of ghost sees Ben Shao where does he dare to do nonsense, you can rest assured to change your clothes, Ben Shao is guarding on the side, to ensure that it is okay." What Li Wencai said was the same as the truth, but he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, is this girl having a problem with her IQ, or is she too simple.

Liu Yu'er pouted, a little aggrieved, but seeing that Li Wencai said so badly, she had no choice but to say: "Then you will guard on the side, but you must close your eyes and not peek." ”

"Ben Shao is a humble gentleman, he has always been above board, and he will never peek." Li Wencai had an evil smile on his face.

Liu Yuer turned around and came to the dark place and glanced at Li Wencai, who pretended to be a gentleman and turned his back to hum a little song. Liu Yu'er slowly took off her soaked robe, and there was only one belly pocket inside, and the snow-white ketone body was exposed to the dim firelight.

Li Wencai twisted his head 180 degrees at a speed invisible to the naked eye, and when he saw Liu Yuer's perfect figure, he couldn't help but tremble, he couldn't see it, this chick had such a good figure, her ass was so upturned, but her breasts were smaller, and she was simply a little steamed bun.

Liu Yuer took off her clothes and put them on the wooden frame next to the fire, and saw that Li Wencai was still facing the wall with his back to the wall, shaking the fan in his hand, and she liked this person a little more and felt a little less disgusted.

"If I don't say yes, you can't turn around and hear it?" Liu Yuer was only wearing a red belly pocket at the moment, staring at Li Wencai vigilantly.

Li Wencai felt funny in his heart, Ben Shao has a lot of ways to deal with chicks, and he will definitely let you obey, so he said slowly: "It's a long night, and I don't want to sleep, so it's better to tell Miss Liu a story." ”

Liu Yu'er was frightened, the wind and rain outside, and the temple was even quieter, so she nodded and said, "Okay, you just talk to the wall." ”

"What's that...... Let's first tell a story about Tang Seng learning scriptures, saying that Tang Sheng passed by the daughter country to learn scriptures, and saw that the female king was as beautiful as a flower, delicate and beautiful, so he couldn't help but have sex with the queen, but the queen sighed and said, it's really unfortunate, this king's menstrual tide, I'm afraid it can't be as the monk wishes. As a result, Tang Seng was surprised as if he had won the lottery, oops, the poor monk is here to learn the scriptures. Li Wencai couldn't help laughing after speaking, in his previous life, he had such a vulgar hobby, and he was afraid that he couldn't write poetry, but if he told a meat joke, he would come with his mouth open.

"Indecent, don't talk about this, change to a different one." Liu Yuer didn't understand what Li Wencai had in his head, and how to tell the story was so obscene.

Li Wencai said like a big bad wolf seducing Little Red Riding Hood: "Okay, let's change to a different one, it is said that there is a scholar who went to Beijing to take the exam, and it was raining heavily, so he slept in a ruined temple, and every night the scholar read until late at night and fell asleep on the desk, and then felt that something was touching his neck, and he ...... Two ......"

"Why did something touch his neck, what was it?" Liu Yuer asked stupidly, not realizing that what Li Wencai was telling was a ghost story.

"But when the scholar woke up, he found nothing, like a dream."

"Why is that?" Liu Yu'er blinked her big eyes, a little uneasy.

"Hmph." Li Wencai's tone suddenly became cold, coupled with the silence of the small temple, these cold snorts echoed in the broken temple, and then only Li Wencai was heard to say quietly: "On the last night, the scholar deliberately didn't sleep to see what was knocking on his neck, so he lay on the desk late at night and pretended to sleep, but something knocked on his neck, so the scholar slowly opened his eyes and looked at his head...... I saw a corpse dressed in white dangling in the air hanging from the head of the beam, and it was the foot of the hanged ghost who touched the scholar's neck. ”

"Ah......" Liu Yu'er shouted, and suddenly rushed behind Li Wencai, hugged Li Wencai's waist tightly, and trembled like a frightened deer.

Li Wencai's treacherous plan succeeded, this is the legendary 'throw in his arms', although he is a righteous gentleman, and a beautiful woman takes the initiative to send it to the door, if he is indifferent, it will be called incomprehensible, Li Wencai slowly turned around, and wanted to get up and down, and groped on Liu Yuer's perfect ketone body, but the tentacles were not as smooth as they imagined.

Li Wencai looked at it fixedly, and couldn't help but be disappointed, when did this chick put on her clothes, she made a mistake, she made a mistake.

Liu Yuer was frightened, but when she saw Li Wencai's lustful eyes, she shyly took a few steps back and sat next to the fire, and Li Wencai glanced at her and said, "You are really a bad person, it is scary to tell ghost stories." ”

Li Wencai didn't take advantage of it, couldn't help but sigh, and couldn't help but walk towards the outside of the temple.

"You...... Where are you going? Liu Yu'er saw that Li Wencai was about to walk outside, for fear of leaving herself alone in this dilapidated temple, and asked nervously.

"Ben Shao is going to pee, if you want to go, then let's go together." Li Wencai said with a wicked smile.

"Hmph, who's going to be with you." Although Liu Yuer was stubborn, she was frightened by Li Wencai just now, where did she dare to stay alone in the broken temple, so she followed Li Wencai to the door and said, "You can't go far, I'll wait for you at the door." ”

"You can't peek, Ben Shao is still a virgin."

"Phew, shameless, I'm too lazy to look at you." Liu Yu'er took a sip, but it was a shame that Li Wencai, who was out of tune, was here tonight, otherwise he would be frightened by himself in this broken temple.

Liu Yu'er sat in front of the fire in a daze and fell into deep thought, looking at this Li Wencai's hippie and smiling face all day long, he looked like a prodigal child, but he was not a big traitor, thinking of the scene of this guy holding his hand and running away desperately in the afternoon, Liu Yu'er unconsciously showed a smile on her face.

But Liu Yu'er didn't know that when she was evaluating this person in her heart, a pair of colored eyes were looking at her.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?" Liu Yuer came back to her senses and saw Li Wencai standing at the door, like a hungry wolf, her eyes full of greed.

"Oh, then Miss Yu'er looks really the most beautiful person Xiaosheng has ever seen, not only does she look good when she wears men's clothes, she looks better when she wears women's clothes, and she looks better when she doesn't wear clothes...... Hehe. Li Wencai said with a smile.

"Hooligans, what's going on in your head all day." Liu Yu'er glanced at Li Wencai, and then asked tentatively: "That, why did you drag me to run away with me in the afternoon, don't you have a better chance of running alone?" ”

Li Wencai was overjoyed when he heard this, this is the time for him to change his performance, so he lifted his pants, learned the appearance and tone of a humble gentleman and said: "Miss Liu doesn't know, Xiaosheng has been kind since she was a child, she doesn't take a stitch from others, she helps the old lady cross the road, and helps the police uncle catch the thief, she is simply a natural living Lei Feng, in the afternoon, I saw that the girl was surrounded by a gang of villains, if she didn't come to the rescue, I am afraid that the girl would be ...... by those villains" Speaking of this, Li Wencai beat his chest and paused, and then Li Wencai sighed: "Ah, Who made me so kind by nature, as the so-called road saw injustice and pulled out a knife to help, not to mention that it was a big beauty who was rescued, of course my brother is duty-bound......"

Li Wencai couldn't stop playing this role, spitting stars and talking for a long time, until he was satisfied, he suddenly turned around and said to Liu Yuer with a smile: "Miss Liu is now the five-body throw on the ground that I admire, I just want to throw myself into my arms and promise each other...... Hey, I said, why did you fall asleep, it's so rude. ”

Li Wencai found that Liu Yuer had dragged her chin at some point, fell asleep with her eyes slightly closed, and the angry Li Dacai stomped his feet, and said that he had been talking about the dog's stomach for a long time.

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