Su Wan looked at Lao Che, Ou Xiang, Jian Tianhan, Wu Shuyuan, Sun Qi and the other five people, and said with a wry smile: "It's really too little for just a few of you to go...... But Jing'er will never let you take it away again, and at the headquarters of Fuldor, the beautiful girl team can't always be leaderless. He glanced at Jian Tianhan and sighed: "And Wang Xiaoyuan is also going back to the headquarters of Chengfei in Sichuan, Yaojin went to Japan, and there is only one Gong Laiyu left in Chengdu, which is definitely not enough." ”

The three of them looked at each other and were speechless for a long time, and then I was anxious: "It's definitely not okay for the six of us to go to Yunnan, we ......" The dead fat man said with disdain: "What are you afraid of?" Didn't Lu Haibao already bring a team over? When the time comes, the two of you will be about twenty people. I followed it for half a day, and my strength was still not small. ”

I looked at the expressions of the two of them, thought about the current situation, and had to accept my fate: "Okay, six people are just six people, but you have to send us a pilot, right?" Even Dr. Zhao Qingshan knows that we can't go to Egypt on foot, so don't you two want us to hike into southern Xinjiang? Su Wan smiled and said: "Don't be sloppy with me, don't you have an old car, although he is not a fighter pilot, but Airbus and helicopters can already be driven." Besides, when the fat man went to Yunnan, he had to take a pilot with him, and now Jin **** drove the J-20 back to the headquarters of Flerodo, Xu Ningqiao followed Lao Wa to Shanghai, and there was only one Wang Yong left by my side, but it was really difficult to dispatch. ”

I sighed and said Okay, okay, you are all poor and there is only one trouser left, I won't let you ****, which provoked Su Wan to give me a fierce look.

After saying goodbye to everyone, taking the brown panda and the stupid fork, Yu Duanwu personally drove us to Liuting Airport, picked a regional airliner, and climbed up the plane one after another. The dead fat man wanted to greet Xiao C, and also followed our convoy to the airport, he stood on the side of the runway and greeted me warmly: "Lao Hua, go to Yunnan and stay away from the female compatriots of ethnic minorities, don't let people give you Gu, there are insects all over your body, it's not fun." ”

I waved my hand and told him to get out of here: "Okay, okay, I know, with your little C as an example, I won't mess around with flowers and grass in my life." ”

After getting on the plane, everyone sat down, and the old car pulled up the plane and took off. Yu Duanwu prepared a lot of bundles of bamboo brooms for the brown panda to make a tooth sacrifice...... Brown Panda's daily recipe is now fine food, after the little Lori nurse Fang Min personally prepared the recipe, but the brown panda likes to eat bamboo, no one can change it, anyway, it likes to eat it, and the big bundle of bamboo adds up to not as high as a bowl of rice.

Our plane took off from Qingdao and flew to the southwest, and the desolate towns and villages along the way felt very depressed. When I came to the cockpit, I saw that the old car was still studying a large map while driving the plane, and I couldn't help but have black lines on my head: "Man, don't tell me you can't find Yunnan there, that's a big target of hundreds of thousands of square kilometers." ”

The old car smiled, he didn't forget to rub his hands first when he was so busy, and then smiled: "It's okay, it's still easy to get to the destination." Pointing to the ground under the porthole, he said, "Let's go south along the Beijing-Guangzhou Railway and we can reach Guangzhou." From Guangzhou to the west, it takes more than half an hour to reach Kunming. ”

I'm listening to the black lines all over my head, and he still uses the plane as a bus to drive! Looking at the direction instruments on the plane, our plane was indeed flying all the way south. Anyway, there was nothing to do, so I chatted with the old car about driving. Wu Shuyuan sat in the co-pilot's seat, still thinking about going to Japan to show his skills, and was taught a hard lesson by me.

The idea of the old car is still good, and now we don't have a satellite nav, in case we fly to the wrong place, it will delay things. Fortunately, the Beijing-Guangzhou Railway was very eye-catching, and soon took us all the way to the sky over Guangzhou. The old car was proud: "See, drive west from here, just in time to reach Kunming." "I looked at the silent Yangcheng at my feet, trying to see if there was any sign of survivors, but it was quiet below, and there was nothing.

Soon after, we flew near Nanning, the capital of Guangxi Province, and I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Old Che, although your idea is a bit stupid, it still works." The old car smiled and said, "As long as the plane is not broken, we will be able to reach Kunming soon......

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, the fuselage of our plane suddenly shook, threw me in a row, and finally got up easily, and asked, "What's the matter?" I heard Wu Shuyuan report with a sad face: "Old flower, one of our aircraft engines went out, and now only the engine on the left is still turning." ”

As soon as I heard it, I was anxious: "What should I do?" "I can't even drive a car, I only got stupid when I encountered such a problem, I didn't expect the level of the old car to be about the same as me, and I said: "Yes, what should I do?" When I heard this, I almost cried and shouted, "Hold on! He turned around and shouted to Jian Tianhan: "Little sword!" Hurry up and send an urgent report to ask what to do if the engine on the right side goes out. ”

Over there, Jian Tianhan hurriedly went to send a report, muttering as he sent: "Is it too late to ask for advice like this?" "Unexpectedly, as soon as the telegram was sent, someone replied with a telegram, just two words: Forced landing!

I'm dizzy! I staggered a few steps, returned to the cockpit, and shouted to the old car, "Crash landing!" Don't fly anymore! The old car hurriedly nodded, urgently pulled the brick direction, and said, "Then we can only go to Nanning Airport to land...... Hey, old flower, you can sit down! ”

I said in my heart that you don't talk nonsense, let's fly your plane well! Seeing that it didn't help, I had to reflexively go back to my seat and beckon everyone to fasten their seat belts...... Because of the example of Lu Haibao's successful landing at Kunming Airport, we didn't think about parachuting at all this time, and we just brought a lifebuoy with each person. I blew up the brown panda's lifebuoy and took it in my hand and put it on its head vigorously, but the brown panda's head was very big, and the small lifebuoy was stuck on its skull and couldn't fit on, how did it look like the black cat sheriff's big cap.

With the old car "hold on to the ......" and exhale, our plane landed, fortunately our plane also has an engine, this time the accident was not dangerous, but when we climbed off the plane one after another, I saw that the clothes behind the old car were soaked.

The old car came over to me and complained: "I said Lao Hua, we can't go on like this, say that we have to recruit a group of flight maintenance engineers, you said that if we were killed directly just now, how wronged we are!" ”

I was also frightened, standing in a daze, looking at the messy planes around me and the dilapidated terminal in the distance, I was stunned and asked, "Is this ...... Is it Nanning? Ou Xiang pointed to the tattered plaque of the terminal: Wu Hu International Airport, and said: "It should be, but it is definitely not an urban area, and the airport cannot be located in an urban area." ”

I nodded, and when I looked back, I felt a little relieved to see the brown panda holding a large bamboo broom behind my butt. Seeing that the brothers were all fine, he exhaled even more. The old car rubbed his hands and asked me, "Old flower, what should I do now?" We have to be at least seven or eight hundred kilometers away from Kunming, or let's find another plane to travel. I immediately nodded and said, "Lao Che, Wu Shuyuan, you two go and get off the plane; Xiaojian, you immediately send a telegram to Brother Jiu to inform us of our situation...... His grandmother's, that Lai Yong must have been born to be a killing god, and the shelf was big enough, and before they met, they trapped the two squads of our Fule Duo one after another! ”

The team members immediately started work, leaving Ou Xiang and Sun Qi to guard me. Sun Qi's Chinese has never been very good, so Ou Xiang said to me: "Old flower, when we find that General Lai, let's beat him up first." I also thought that he had a good idea, so I replied, "Very well, when the time comes, I will go up and hold him by the waist, and you will give him a fist according to his nose, so that his nose will not bleed, and I will not take you with me on the next mission." ”

Ou Xiang knew that I was joking, but he was still a little worried and said, "But since that Lai Yong is a general, he should have two hits, right?" Otherwise, when the two of us go up, we are no opponents, isn't it a shame for us to be happy? As soon as he said this, I had no idea, so I laughed and said, "If it doesn't work, let's do it, and after rescuing him, I don't pay attention to him and give him a stick...... Let's just say that the zongzi beat it, even if General Lai is angry, there is no proof of death. ”

Just talking nonsense, there was an exclamation from the old car in the distance, and Ou Xiang picked up his big sniper at once, I didn't understand what was going on, he had already fired two shots in a row. I looked in the direction of the muzzle, and saw the old car and Wu Shuyuan rolling down the spiral ladder of a plane in embarrassment, and ran away. In the cockpit of the plane behind them, a lot of zongzi rushed out one after another. I looked at it and secretly complained, and shouted: "The zongzi here are not afraid of the sun!" He hurriedly picked up his gun and shot, covering the old car and Wu Shuyuan and ran back.

The old car turned white with fright, and shouted, "Old flower, there are a lot of zongzi in the cockpit of that plane...... I quickly told him that I saw it. was directing everyone to fight back, and I saw that the large and small planes parked at the airport began to climb out of the zongzi one after another. With a shout, everyone turned around and ran.

Ran out for thousands of meters in one breath, tired of all of us, glanced at the end of the airport runway, a tractor parked, the old car quickly climbed up, tried it, and said with joy: "Okay, you can use it!" "We all climbed up with all our hands and feet, and the brown panda was reluctant to give up its bamboo broom, so we had to let it carry it.

The car started quickly, but this kind of aircraft tractor is a special model, not only the chassis is very low, but in fact the whole car is very low, less than my shoulder height.

And this thing doesn't seem to be fast, and we sit on it all the way down the national highway, always feeling too slow, too slow, too slow. It's still the old car that is more good, and he turned around and beckoned us: "Let's use it first, it's better than running away." As soon as he said this, everyone accepted their dissatisfaction.

It didn't take long for us to receive a call back, it was from the dead fat man, he said in the telegram that the editor C had arrived in Qingdao, and comforted me and said that you slow birds fly first, let's meet Yunyun in Kunming, and make me half angry.

But as soon as we left the airport terminal, we began to feel that we had made the right choice. Guangxi is simply full of zongzi wandering around the streets, and the situation is very similar to Thailand. The road is also congested, our tractor is like an icebreaker, driving hard, it is easy to leave the vicinity of the airport, and when we reach the border of Nanning City, the front bumper in the cab has already hit the curve. As for the rice dumplings that blocked us along the road, they were all twisted under the car by the old car.

We didn't dare to enter the urban area of Nanning, ran around the urban area of Nanning for a small half circle, drove on the ring highway, and headed all the way to Baise. It was easy to enter the Guangkun Expressway, and there were a lot fewer vehicles on the road, and there were a lot fewer zongzi, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

After calculating the distance, there are about 700 kilometers left. At our current speed, if we want to reach Kunming, we can already burn high incense when we arrive before dark.

How do you know that the more urgent it is, the more chaotic it is, when Kankan ran to XXX County, our car actually broke down again, I sat in the back compartment and asked, "Can it be repaired?" There's no car to be found around here. I saw the old car come out of the cab, angrily kicked the car door, and said, "Bad bird!" There's no fuel left for this damn thing. He turned around and asked me, "Presbyopia, this thing is too good for drinking oil, isn't it?" When I was at the airport, I saw that the fuel gauge also indicated that there was more than half of the fuel, so I ran a few steps and there was no fuel. ”

I said you were stupid, and you actually came to me and asked, I don't know if I'm blind?

We all climbed out of the car in frustration and looked around, and the vacuum was open, not only did there be no car dumplings, but we couldn't even see a small village.

Everyone had no choice but to get out of the car and walk. Not to mention the speed of the eleventh tram, of course, it was slow to get home, Jian Tianhan muttered: "If you continue like this, it is estimated that you will be able to go to Kunming next month." When I heard this, I was even more depressed, but seeing that the morale was a little frustrated, I encouraged everyone: "Okay, okay, don't pull a donkey's face, let's go down this road, we can reach Baise, where is the red cradle, let's take the Long March again...... Anyway, you don't have to go far, you can always meet the village car or something. ”

So everyone encouraged the spirit, took a big stride and continued to walk forward, who knew that they walked more than ten miles in one breath, and did not meet a car, it was easy to see a small village, we all ran to the vicinity with a telescope to see, there were a lot of zongzi on the street, at least one hundred and ten, but there was no car or anything, and the tractor did not see one.

I put the binoculars down and sighed. Ou Xiang next to him also looked at it with the sniper's telescope...... After looking at it for a long time, he said: "Old flower, I see a lot of bicycles ......"

"What?" I almost got angry when I heard it: "Do you want to ride a bicycle to Kunming?" "How much better is that than walking? But on second thought, it's not bad, at least it's much better than walking. So I raised my binoculars again and looked at the small village from afar, only to see the sign at the entrance of the village that read: Redwood Village.

Looking inside, I saw a lot of bicycles parked in front of many people's houses, large and small. I looked back at everyone and thought it would be okay to get on my bike and walk for a while, and I would always see cars or something.

So we all leaned over, and under the cover of the wild grass on the roadside, before we could get to the place, we were discovered by the rice dumplings, who ran over like hungry wolves seeing little sheep. I was just about to beckon everyone to shoot, but the brown panda suddenly roared, put down its bamboo broom and rushed up, slapping one by one, and in ten minutes, the zombies in the village were wiped out.

Jian Tianhan shook his head and sighed, and said, "This thing of zongzi is really a waste of firewood in the south. I also agreed, and said: "If this is in Dalian, two or three zongzi can tear down the anti-theft door with bare hands, and even the dead fat man does not dare to easily pick up the zongzi, and the regional difference is too big." ”

We didn't dare to delay the time, so we divided the big bundle of bamboo brooms, one or two per person, and went up to meet the brown pandas.

When we arrived in the small village, we each found a bicycle, and the brown panda was too large to continue walking, so we clipped its bamboo broom to the rear frame. When we got the bike up, the brown panda trotted all the way behind, and the guy was physically strong and couldn't get out of the air.

Ou Xiang's car is the best, far ahead, and Wu Shuyuan is also good at riding, closely behind. The old car is the most rubbish, tired and panting, more embarrassing than walking.

Jian Tianhan followed me and said, "Lao Hua, why do I think something is wrong?" This place is too clean, isn't it? How can you not see a bicycle without seeing it? Was it taken away? I couldn't figure out the way, and said: "This is really hard to guess......" As he was talking, Ou Xiang in front suddenly stopped slowly, pointed ahead, and said: "Lao Hua, I know why there are no motor vehicles around here, look there." ”

I looked in the direction of his finger, and sure enough, I saw countless motor vehicles lined up in the courtyard of a large building in the distance, from heavy trucks and trucks to cars and motorcycles, and there were countless of them, at least thousands.

We all stopped, and Wu Shuyuan said in surprise: "There...... It seems to be the elementary school of hope! How can there be so many cars in the yard? The old car was already tired, and he said with a sigh: "Whatever, I guess it's also a survivor base." ”

Since it was a base for survivors, it would be easy to do, and we were tired and hungry, so we wanted to find a place to rest and eat, so we went all the way to the Hope Elementary School.

I really didn't expect that we would be here, and we will see the ugliest side of human nature. (To be continued.) )