86_86624 "Did He Sleep You?" Ruan took the case.

It is estimated that Ruan's reaction was too intense, and his words were short but rich in connotation, which made people think about it, and the people around him cast strange glances.

"It's not!" Fang Fang squinted at the curious gazes around him and categorically denied it.

Ruan's nervous face showed a smile again.

Fang Fang lowered her voice, "The pilot is a rare animal, how can the old lady easily let it go?" So to accurately express it, it's not that he slept with me, but that I slept with him! I traveled through most of China to sleep with him, I braved the rain of bullets to sleep with him... Countless I ran into one and I went to sleep with him... Belch! I went to Wuxi to sleep with him! ”

The gloom on Ruan's face had just unfolded, and he immediately gathered together again, and he sat down in a dejected manner, slamming the dining table with his head.

"Heaven, earth, why am I so ill-fated?" He lamented, drawing a lot of eyes.

After a minute of silence, Ruan suddenly stared at Fang Fang's back and franted: "! What do you see, I've put up with you for a long time, are you happy to see others rejected? Mother Hippi don't make me mad! ”

Fang Fang turned her head, and following Ruan's eyes, she saw a person standing behind her, and the fork in her hand fell to the ground with a "dang".

Looking at his calm and relaxed appearance, it was as if he had been standing behind her for a thousand years.

That's what she said she slept with... Xiao Changhe!

Fang Fang only felt a fever on his face, and even felt that his hair was red.

said that he slept with Xiao Changhe, he originally wanted Ruan to die, but he actually let him hear it, what a shame! As for the fake words made up in the text message just now, it is needless to say that they are all exposed, because when they see Ruan, they will definitely not think of "handsome", and it is extremely difficult to think of the words "talented" from his words just now.

However, shyness would only exist for Fang Fang for a fraction of a second, and joy instantly surpassed everything, Fang Fang jumped up, stood next to Xiao Changhe, and took the initiative to pull Xiao Changhe's hand and put it on his waist.

"Let me introduce you," Fang Fang said with a smile on her face, "This is my classmate... Ruan, this is my boyfriend Xiao Changhe! ”

According to daily etiquette, two men should shake hands politely at this time, of course, due to some special feelings, the dominant party may torture the palm of the other, but the other party will generally endure the pain and have a graceful smile on his face.

However, today's plot did not evolve according to this pattern, and neither man meant to shake hands.

"Your Excellency, it's too early to start!" Ruan said fiercely.

"Your Excellency also wants to insert a needle when you see a seam!" Xiao Changhe replied neither humbly nor arrogantly.

"Do you dare to talk to me alone in a place where no one is around?" Ruan provoked, saying the word "alone" very seriously.

"Your Excellency has this intention, do you dare not accompany you?"

"Please!"

"Please!"

The two men strode out one after the other, and Fang Fang hurriedly packed up the lunch box.

Ruan's lunch box is still there, but the rice spoon is gone! Fang Fang looked for his fork again, and it was gone!

Fang Fang rushed out of the cafeteria and chased after the two, catching up with them by the edge of a forest.

Ruan stretched out his hand to stop Fang Fang: "At this time, between the two men, don't come with you!" ”

"Fang Fang, you're just waiting here!" Xiao Changhe said lightly.

Then the two turned around and walked into the woods, one after the other.

"Oh my God, is this the legendary duel?" Fang Fang thought worriedly, and slowly sat down leaning against a tree, "Xiao Changhe, don't get hurt!" Nguyen... I don't love you, but it's best not to get hurt either! ”

Fang Fang picked a leaf and rubbed it in his hands, imagining a duel between two men in the forest.

The forest is full of foliage, covering the sky and the sun.

There was no wind, there was not a trace of shaking of the leaves, and a few round spots of sunlight were quietly imprinted on the ground.

There are insects singing in the grass.

The two men stood silently.

"Show your weapons!" Xiao Changhe said lightly.

Ruan pulled out the rice spoon with a "swish".

"Is this also called a weapon?" Xiao Changhe said abruptly.

"Hehe, it's really a lack of knowledge, I can't even see the origin of this rice spoon! Tell you that there is no defense, back then, the sword-casting master cadre Mo Xie was forced to cast a sword for the King of Chu, and they looked for the ancient Xuaniron to cast two divine weapons. There was still a little bit of this ancient dark iron left unused, so they used this extra dark iron to forge a meal for their future children, and it was this rice spoon! Later, their children grew up eating with this rice spoon, and then asked the king of Chu to avenge their father. After more than 2,000 years of vicissitudes, it has fallen into my hands! Ruan said proudly, "This rice spoon is small and exquisite, hard in texture, can take the enemy's life in a moment, when Bai Xiaosheng in the rivers and lakes lined up the weapon spectrum, he thought that this sharp weapon had been lost, so it was not ranked in the weapon spectrum, otherwise, how could Xiao Li Feidao be ranked third!" The important thing is that in addition to killing people, it can also eat and eat watermelon, which is the best choice for home travel and wild survival! Are you scared? ”

Xiao Changhe's pupils contracted suddenly!

"Where's your weapon?" Ruan asked coldly.

Xiao Changhe slowly took out a small fork from his pocket.

"This can also be considered a weapon?" A sneer appeared at the corner of Ruan's mouth.

"It's just an ordinary fork, but after being modified by experts in my industry, it's taken a qualitative leap! Experts have applied nanotechnology to install the Beidou satellite navigation system and artificial intelligence, which will automatically correct the bearing in a duel, and after testing, the error of hitting the target does not exceed 0.001 millimeters. Xiao Changhe said lightly, "The United States has strongly proposed that China develop this kind of precision-guided weapon, and Russia strongly suggests that China not proliferate this kind of weapon." In order to alleviate external pressure, China has suspended production, so this one is a limited edition, and there are signatures of military experts on the fork handle! Otherwise, how could I give it to Fang Fang as a love object? ”

Ruan's pupils also contracted suddenly!

The insects stopped abruptly, and the insects seemed to feel the murderous aura that filled the air.

Neither of them moved.

Masters compete with each other, and it only means one thing to rush out without discovering the flaws of the other party.

Die!

So Ruan didn't move, and Xiao Changhe didn't move either.

They are all waiting, waiting for a chance to kill with one hit!

It is said that wolves can wait in the snow for three days and three nights in order to pounce on their prey.

Ruan is a wolf, and Xiao Changhe is also a wolf.

At the same time, they are also prey in each other's eyes.

The spot of light in front of Ruan moved.

Ruan's man still didn't move, but his heart moved with the light.

How can you be distracted when masters compete with each other?

Xiao Changhe keenly grasped this opportunity, and his man and fork merged into one and plunged into Ruan's heart.

He has actually practiced to the realm of the unity of man and fork!

Ruan was not to be outdone, and the rice spoon stabbed Xiao Changhe's throat with a chilling murderous aura.

The wind is blowing!

The leaves rattled in the wind, and the spots of light on the ground swayed.

"Poof!" Xiao Changhe's fork was inserted into Ruan's chest accurately.

But Ruan's rice spoon did not pause in the slightest and stabbed into Xiao Changhe's throat.

Xiao Changhe covered his bloody throat, his eyes full of disbelief.

The wind had subsided, only the leaves were still gently shaking.

"You did hit me first, and you hit the position of the heart accurately, but, unlike ordinary people, my heart grows on the right side," Ruan said coldly, "You know the universality of contradictions, but you ignore the particularity of contradictions, so you are defeated." It can be seen that you did not study the course of Marxist philosophy well when you were in college! ”

Xiao Changhe's eyes were full of regret, as if to say: "If God gives me another chance, I will definitely study hard when I take Marxist philosophy, and I will never make up for the exam!" ”

But he didn't get a next chance.

His body shook and he fell to the ground with a thud.

"Fang Fang, the number one beauty in the rivers and lakes, is finally mine!" Ruan Yangtian laughed, laughing and laughing, his voice stopped abruptly.

A mouthful of black blood spurted out of his mouth.

"Seven-Star Broken Intestine Grass!" He covered his stomach and fell, "I can't see that you are good-looking, and you actually hide poison in your weapon!" ”

"Haha, for the first beauty in the rivers and lakes, death is dead, what a pity!" Ruan's voice grew quieter and quieter, and finally, he fell straight down.

"This is how the duel must be! No! Don't die! Fang Fang stood up abruptly, wanting to rush into the forest to stop their duel