Episode 29 Make a fortune
A few of us ran to the third floor in one breath, and saw that Old Man Zhang was giving a lesson to the skeleton soldiers, while Xiao MM was doing it in her chair, listening to the people on the radio, while taking notes, and seeing that we had come up, he said, "Sister Wan, is it Walle?" Kuban contacted this American. β
We all nodded, and then we understood why all of a sudden someone was looking for us. Su Wan asked, "What did this American say?" β
Shaw MM said that the American was called Sam? Blake, a colonel in the U.S. Marine Corps, and his unit are now rallying on the U.S.-Mexico border for a big battle.
Although the Americans are rather bastards and have not squeezed China over the years, they are, after all, a superpower that has been rampant in the world for nearly a hundred years, and they have mastered all kinds of science and technology, and the quality and quantity of weapons are not comparable to those of other countries. If they can hold back the Underground on American soil, we'll save a lot of trouble.
I said Xiao MM, you should quickly ask them how the situation is and what weapons they plan to use against those monsters, and Xiao MM translated my words. Unexpectedly, the voice on the radio suddenly became impatient, and the ground muttered a lot. Xiao MM pouted and said to me: "This guy is angry, saying that how to deal with monsters is their top-secret plan, and they can't talk about it casually to outsiders." As for weapons and equipment, they are state secrets and must not be leaked out. β
When the fat man heard this, he was furious, snatched the headset on Xiao MM's head, and shouted: "you, dead foreign devils, it's all special military secrets, what are you still looking for us for?" Idle eggs hurt?! He roared, and directly the other party, and it took a long time before he stammered: "WhatdidYousay? IcanοΌtundersdantchinaeseοΌwhoareyou?β The dead fat man scolded: "Don't fart with Lao Tzu and speak Chinese!" β
Su Wan waved her hand, meaning to let the fat man stop saying foul words, but she didn't expect a strange voice to suddenly come out of the radio: "I'm not good at Chinese, who are you?" I'm looking for your leader! I want to talk to Brother Jiu! "This guy's Chinese is really not good, worse than Old Master Zhang's Spanish machine language, all single words.
"Don't mess with me!" The fat man was not happy, "his tone is not small...... Are you the head of the Americans? Why did our ninth brother receive you? I'm Yang Toad, just tell me if you have anything. β
This time really put Sam? Colonel Black asked, he was silent for a while, and then said, "Okay, then I'll talk to you." I was wondering, can we help you? The fat man blushed a little when he said this, and even I felt a little embarrassed, it seems that these Americans are still good, and they know that this is a disaster for all mankind, and they should help each other as a matter of course...... I didn't know that I had not finished my thoughts when I heard Uncle Sam change his words and say, "I'm sorry, Yang, I said the wrong thing, I mean, can you help us?" We're in big trouble here. β
Day!
The fat man rolled his eyes and said, "We're not in a lot of trouble here...... What the hell is going on? β
"We're messing ...... here," Uncle Sam stammered, "it's messy...... On the Mexican side, there have been many terrifying monsters, and our reconnaissance plane saw that the local armed forces were resisting, and the situation was very unoptimistic. Of course, we're in a mess, I've only got a hundred or so people around me, and worst of all, we're already the largest armed force in the southern United States. β
After hearing this, I felt a "chuckle" in my heart, and it seemed that the proud and arrogant Americans had not begged for any good fruit to eat, and the largest armed forces actually had only about 100 people. However, they are all professional soldiers, and their combat effectiveness should be much stronger than that of us stragglers. But...... Then it's a bird?
The fat man sighed and said, "We have already thought about the situation over there, but we are no better here...... Uncle Sam interrupted the fat man's words and said, "Please don't be modest, you can gather more than 300 people in such a grim situation, and your ability has made me admire it very much." The fat man waved his hand and said, "Okay, you don't need to shoot the sycophants, just say it, what do you want us to help with?" β
Uncle Sam over there paused, as if he was thinking about the wording, and after a while, he sighed and said, "You know, our US military has a military base in Japan, and in addition to land-based personnel, there are also many ships and planes of the Navy......"
The dead fat man sneered: "Well, you have spent a lot of effort in order to contain China. β
Uncle Sam hurriedly explained: "Please don't get me wrong, our US military has bases all over the world, and our purpose is to maintain global stability and peace...... The fat man was impatient and said: "Okay, okay, everyone knows what you want to do, so don't keep using yourself as Santa Claus." β
Uncle Sam smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, whatever you want...... Now the question is, 'Ronald', stationed near the port of Yokosuka in Japan? The USS Reagan aircraft carrier was also destroyed. Most of the crew was infected with the virus and turned into zombie ......"
I saw the dead fat man's lips move, and the shape of his mouth was clearly the word "deserved", thinking that this dead fat man must be an angry young man, and he had already been angry with Ronald? The USS Reagan's participation in the Yellow Sea exercise was disgusted. I wish the ship had sunk into the Pacific Ocean sooner.
Fortunately, the fat man didn't say anything, and listened to Uncle Sam continue: "Fortunately, several naval aviation officers escaped by chance, and they left the aircraft carrier in assault boats...... Unfortunately, their navigation system was out of order, and we stumbled upon their distress signal and found that they had drifted all the way to Bohai Bay. The dead fat man became vigilant and asked, "Do they want to burn the Old Summer Palace again?" β
Uncle Sam said solemnly: "Yang, in this catastrophe, all of us are victims, we should put aside our previous suspicions, work together, and get through the difficulties together, otherwise the entire human civilization will be destroyed." In the midst of this plague outbreak, every survivor counts. I'd love to free the crew, but the whip is too long for us to ......."
The fat man said: "It's beyond the reach of the whip ......" He probably pointed out for the first time that others used the wrong idiom, so the fat face was quite proud.
Uncle Sam agreed, saying, "Yes, we're out of reach now, and those survivors are two white men and one black, all good fighters. So want to get your help and find them as soon as possible. β
The fat man smiled bitterly: "Big brother, do you think Bohai Bay is your fish tank, you can mix it as you want?" Do you know how big Bohai Bay is? One Bohai bay can fit South and North Korea into it! In such a big place, you sent hundreds of thousands of troops and failed to take it, can we search for these hundreds of people here? β
Uncle Sam ignored the fat man's ridicule, but said with some frustration: "The black soldier's name is Hoffman? Wren, those two white warriors, one named Wallace? White, and one more named Tom? Black...... He is my brother and I want them to live in peace. Uncle Sam was obviously a little discouraged at this, and he muttered, "Just do your best, I will be very grateful, and the rest will be left to fate." β
No wonder this old devil is at this time, and he still has the leisure to talk to us about this, it turns out that among the three missing soldiers, one guy is his younger brother.
After turning off the radio, we had to smile bitterly at each other, and the dead fat man scolded: "it, it's all this time, and I still think I'm an American, so it's awesome, trash!" When he raised his foot, he remembered to kick the radio, and Xiao MM quickly pushed him aside.
Su Wan frowned and said, "I think what Sam said still makes sense, we don't care if those people are American or British, as long as he is a person in our world, we should help, after all, one more person is one more strength." β
"How can I save it?" The dead fat man turned back and said, "So boss, Bohai Bay, how can we save it?" One person sends a lifebuoy, and then we go to the sea to gouge? β
Su Wan gave him a blank look and said, "Are you from outside?" Don't even know that Bohai Bay is an Arctic sea? β¦β¦ Oh, I'm sorry," Su Wan smiled and said, "I forgot, you're really not a local." β
The dead fat man looked at me, and I gave him a literacy sentence: "The Bohai Sea belongs to the seasonal ocean, and there is a period of freezing in winter every year, like now, the thickness of the ice floes on the sea surface can reach more than one meter, and it is no problem to drive a car on it, but the ice surface is generally very slippery......
The fat man suddenly became excited, and shouted: "Isn't this easy to do, let's drive a tracked infantry fighting vehicle and go to the sea for a walk?" β
I shook my head and said, "No, the ice floe on the sea is very unstable, and heavy machinery may not be able to walk on the ice, and because the snow is blowing, the ice is not smooth, so there is no need to think about skate blades or anything." β
The fat man spread his hands and asked, "What then?" Hearing you say that, it seems that you don't even need a dog planer. Could it be that our so-called rescue plan is waiting for those American soldiers to come to our door here? β
"That's not true......" I said to Su Wan: "Brother Jiu, in my opinion, the best search and rescue method now is to use a helicopter, which is fast and flexible, not only can it be used to search and rescue American GIs now, but also in the future, our base will be of great help to the expansion and development of our base." Besides, it's not that we don't have airplanes, the Dalian Coast Guard has several helicopters, the Armed Police Corps also has a few, and the fire brigade has another one. "As soon as I said this, everyone became excited, and the dead fat man said that it was the day, why didn't Lao Tzu remember it? After laughing a few times, he cried again and said with a sad face: "Old flower, aren't you a dry monkey?" We don't have anyone who knows how to fly a helicopter! β
Su Wan stood up and walked two steps to the side of the corridor, and shouted to Huang Haihe on the second floor, "Xiao Huang, come up for a moment." After a while, Huang Haihe came to us with a big ledger and asked, "Brother Jiu, what's the matter?" β
Su Wan asked: "You are in charge of registering the information of the refugees, are there any pilots among us?" Especially the pilots of helicopters. β
We looked at Huang Haihe together, hoping that he would give some powerful news, but how did we know that this kid didn't even turn over the account book, so he said: "No, if there were, I would have suggested to you that all the helicopters in Dalian City should be mobilized, but unfortunately there really isn't." As you know, pilots are an important strategic resource of a country, and the work of training pilots is very complicated, and even the price of an aircraft may not be able to train a qualified pilot. β
The fat man slapped his thigh in pity, and he was very annoyed. I turned back to Su Wan and said: "Brother Jiu, it's not okay to go on like this, we have to train some pilots, I have watched foreign documentaries, it seems that the copying of ordinary civilian aircraft is very simple, let's start with a simple start, and slowly train pilots of military fighters." β
Su Wan's eyes widened and she said, "Pilots who train fighters? What are you going to do? β
Before I could speak, the dead fat man had already leaned over, put his right shoulder against Su Wan's left shoulder, and said with slanted eyes: "It's all this time, Brother Jiu, don't say those boring words anymore." As soon as Su Wan's eyebrows wrinkled, I also swayed closer, and one on the side of the dead fat man, caught Su Wan, and said, "Can't you see the situation clearly?" It's not what it used to be, and now everything has changed. Don't keep thinking of yourself as the stupid patrol officer on XX Street, now you are basically the mayor of Dalian. β
Su Wan coughed dryly, looked at the dead fat man, looked at me again, and said with a sad face: "Don't you know how I became this ninth brother?" What are you talking about now? I know how much ability I have, it's you two bad boys who put ducks on the shelves, and I'm the ninth brother, okay? β
Huang Haihe said beside him: "Brother Jiu, I think what Lao Hua said is right. Now Dalian City is indeed the boss, you don't underestimate Dalian City, even if this city is placed in the whole of China, it is also the ninth largest metropolis, except for the four municipalities directly under the central government, only a little smaller than Guangzhou, Shenzhen and Suzhou and Hangzhou. In other words, at this time, you are already one of the absolute top 10 figures in the national power rankings. Although we don't know the situation in other places yet, but in our experience, people in other places may not be as lucky as us, and I guess it may not be too much to say that you are the first person in China! β
Su Wan's mouth opened wide all of a sudden, and her eyes widened, a little stupid. Apparently she didn't know how powerful she was until now, and she scared herself.
Xiao MM patted the sleeping little fish and said, "Sister Wan, don't fool yourself, okay?" Huang Haihe is very right, in fact, he didn't say that you are the first person in the world, he is already very polite. If you think about our experience in the past few days, and then look at the materials and personnel we have now, not to mention that there is a group of thousands of skeleton soldiers outside Dazongzi as friendly troops...... Didn't you listen to what Uncle Sam just said? He is now the supreme military commander in the southern part of the United States, and he has only about 100 men at his disposal. β
I continued: "Judging from the current survival rate, the team of more than 100 people has at least survived more than a million people...... Are there so many soldiers in the southern part of the United States? If my guess is correct, more than half of the more than 100 people in his hands were temporarily recruited by the militia...... Maybe they held a military base, and the nearby residents rushed over one after another, and men, women, and children, gathered up a hundred or so people. β
Seeing that Su Wan was indeed frightened, Old Man Zhang did not teach the skeleton soldiers to learn mute language from a distance, so he walked over and patted Su Wan lightly on the top of her head, and said, "Girl, don't think so much, as the old saying goes, you have not allowed it since ancient times." Now that you're in such a position, sit down. Don't keep thinking about the nonsense that you are young, have a low education, and have little experience, just work hard, Liu Bang is just a big hooligan, and Zhu Yuanzhang is even more of a little flower...... Chairman Mao didn't even finish middle school, didn't he become the president of the country the same? β
Su Wan was taken aback, and said in shock: "Do you want me to be the king and be Wu Zetian?!" β
I quickly waved my hand and said, "That's later, I'll talk about it later...... Do you remember what the old devil said? Ronald? What kind of soldiers were the three guys who managed to escape on the USS Reagan? I raised my eyebrows at Su Wan and smiled sheepishly: "Did he say aviation at that time?" β
"Oops!" The dead fat man jumped up at once, and said in a lost voice: "Isn't it! He kept saying that he was an assault boat escape, and I didn't think about it. Not bad, not bad, aviation! ...... of naval aviation Isn't that a pilot? He glared at Su Wan and said, "Brother Jiu, it's here, we must find those stupid soldiers!" The technology they have mastered is so important that we must not only find them, but also detain them, and don't think about going back to the United States without spitting out all the ink in their stomachs. β
Su Wan spread her hands and asked, "What's the use of saying so much?" Now the most critical thing is how to find those aviation. The dead fat man glanced at me and acted like a scoundrel: "This is not my job, Brother Jiu, you also know, the fat man and I are just a dozen, and the work of the dog-headed military division has to be done by the old man." β
As soon as I heard it, I knew it was bad, I had just put Su Wan in the duck rack, and now it was time for them to attack me.
At this time, the walkie-talkie in Mr. Zhang's hand suddenly "clicked", and the fat man asked Su Wan inexplicably: "Didn't you say 'yes' and 'no'?" What does it mean to play such a mess of big rice dumplings? β
Su Wan's face changed, and she said anxiously: "It's not good, there seems to be a problem with the big zongzi." β