I looked, what kind of line is this? Hurriedly asked: "Chen Tingyao, don't be joking, if the old car is used as the co-pilot, can you return to Dalian safely?" Chen Tingyao said seriously: "This is a passenger plane, and you don't need to play flying stunts, it's not so dangerous, don't worry, Brother Hua." ”

Then I put my mind at ease and said, "Very well, you can now adjust the altitude and angle of the plane, and choose the area where we will land as much as possible on the large grass field outside the runway of the airport, which is relatively open, so that we will not be able to find each other after jumping." ”

Chen Tingyao agreed: "Okay! He turned back to the old car and said, "Press the red button in front of you first, and then pull the white lever vigorously...... Well, pull! The old car did as he was told, and then asked, "What else do you want me to do?" Chen Tingyao said that he would not need it first, and the old car sighed: "It turns out that this thing is simpler than driving......

I listened to the black lines all over my head, and I had the heart to remind him a few words, think about it, forget it, don't put too much pressure on the old car. I turned back to Big Black and said, "Man, now you're going to teach us how to use a parachute." ”

Hoffman explained in detail, and after saying a few words, he suddenly slapped his head, leaned over and took out a parachute bag from the co-pilot's seat, put it on his back, grabbed a pull tab on the parachute backpack with his right hand, and then said a word in English.

Chen Tingyao explained: "Hoffman said that skydiving is nothing, open the hatch and jump out, check one, two, three, and then pull the pull ring, and it's OK." He ran around, seemed to want to add a few words, thought about it, and said with a smile: "Actually, Lao Huo is right, parachuting is basically that kind of step, you remember that when you land, your legs are slightly bent, don't bend your feet and necks all of a sudden." ”

Anyway, I was really a fool, listening to what the two professionals said so easily, I really thought that skydiving was like going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and I stupidly followed Hoffman, Dead Fat and others to the hatch. When we arrived, each person was given a parachute backpack, and we began to put it on our bodies.

I was busy, and the sound of "stepping on the ......" came out of the walkie-talkie, and I hurriedly got up the walkie-talkie and asked, "What's the matter?" What's wrong with you? I breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "What are you playing all the time...... Ahem, I said big zongzi, it seems that you can only return to the base with the plane, we have to parachute, I can't take you to jump. Now it's sunny outside, and you can't jump on your own. ”

There was another crackling bullet on the walkie-talkie, and I was stunned: "What do you mean?" I told you, we can't take you to jump with ......" The dead fat man snatched my walkie-talkie and shouted: "Comrade Lao Gu, we really can't take you to jump, even if we tie a parachute to your big wooden box, it won't work." The big zongzi didn't listen to the persuasion, and continued to crack the walkie-talkie lid.

I took the walkie-talkie back and said to the dead fat man that it's okay, just leave him alone. At this time, Chen Tingyao's voice came from the walkie-talkie: "All the team members are ready, and they will enter the skydiving area in one minute." Repeat, enter the skydive area after one minute. ”

Da Lao Hei replied with a walkie-talkie: "OK! OK！ "After putting away the walkie-talkie, let's stand in a row, and after everyone was helped, Da Lao Hei opened the cabin door at once.

The wind shook us in the wind, and the old black stretched out a finger to us, then two, then three, and finally waved his hand. The dead fat man turned around and shouted at me: "Old flower, remember to shout one, two, three, don't forget one-two at home ****** again." Before I could figure out what was going on, the fat man jumped out of the cabin door as soon as he jumped up, and he disappeared with a "whew".

My heart jumped, and my heart said this is the beginning? Seeing the brothers jumping out one by one, it was my turn in a while, and I looked out of the cabin to see that most of the previous brothers had already opened their parachutes. The umbrella flowers are blooming vigorously, quite imposing.

But when I looked at my feet, I was really ****** a little dizzy, and when I looked back, there were only me, Lu Haibao and Hoffman left. Big old black gestured to make me jump faster. I said you wait for me to catch my breath first, he nodded, and kicked me out of the plane with one kick.

I grass! I thought to myself, you ****** want to kill me, it's not that I really don't dare to jump, I just need to take a breath...... The blowing wind drilled into my nose and mouth, I quickly closed my big mouth, there was nothing in my ears except the whirring wind, and when I looked down, the green grass was rushing towards me, and I quickly pulled the pull ring. The psychological side has already scolded Hoffman's old nurse all over again, and she has made up her mind that if she can't fall to death this time, she will definitely beat his ass swollen when she turns around.

After a while, I noticed that my parachute bag didn't seem to be opened, and when I turned my head, I saw that Lu Haibao's turtle was floating not far from my head, and the two of us were actually entangled in the parachute.

I was so anxious in my heart, I quickly twisted my body, wanting to separate from Lu Haibao, and Lu Haibao on my head was also anxious, twisting my body desperately. But in mid-air, we have no place to borrow strength, although we have tried our best, but in the eyes of outsiders, it is just a dance of hands.

I hurried to see my American adviser, only to see that Hoffman's parachute had been opened, pulling him farther and farther, and I could only see him gesturing desperately to tell me and Lu Haibao to separate quickly.

I thought to myself, do you need to say this nonsense? If we could have separated, we would have separated a long time ago, and if we were entangled like this, all fools would know that we would have to fall to death together. Due to the lack of parachute traction, Lu Haibao and I landed very quickly, and actually ran all the way to the front of the dead fat man, at this time Lu Haibao and I were already very close to the ground, and I could even see the birds that occasionally flew below.

I'm done thinking to myself, I'm afraid I'm going to die this time. At that moment, it suddenly calmed down a lot, and they all said that who was willing to lose a little bit of three-inch qi, but few people could understand the helplessness of the seven-foot death turned into a spring dream. I thought that good people don't live long, and disasters live for thousands of years~ I think what I have to do is not good, I have to be a military advisor, and I die before I get out of the army, and the hero is full of tears, isn't it the military advisor Zhuge Liang. It's a pity that not only did my wife not marry, the high-ranking officials didn't do it, but I didn't even write a suicide note, so I ****** hang up.

I was thinking about it wildly, when suddenly my whole body shook, and my ears came "Touch!" My parachute opened at the last moment!

The ecstasy in my heart has not yet been condensed, a gray figure flickered and slipped from my eyes, I took a closer look, it turned out to be Lu Haibao's turtle! Then I found him holding a glittering paratrooper knife in his hand, looking at his back, the rope on the parachute had been cut by him.

At that moment, I was really ashamed! Because of his thief background, I have always looked down on this turtle, but what I didn't expect was that at such a critical moment, it was this turtle...... No, it's this hero, this hero who left me the chance to live.

At that moment, tears involuntarily burst out of my eyes, and I don't know if it was really sad or because the wind and sand were too big to blow my eyes. In the hazy eyes of tears, I even had the illusion that Lu Haibao had turned into an angel with white wings, hovering and flying under my feet.

I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly wiped away my tears with my hands, squinted my eyes and took a closer look, oh my God! Lu Haibao really has big white wings on his back!

My first reaction was: this guy has mutated after all! Recall that he was so badly injured, and he recovered so quickly, and the speed was a little too fast! It's too much to describe the speed of recovery. And we are so busy that we don't notice it at all! I was so careless!

But at this time, I am still happier than self-blaming, anyway, Lu Haibao has hope of survival. I hurriedly took a closer look, and when I saw it, my heart was half cold again.

Lu Haibao only has one wing!

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Fools know that wings must be in pairs, whether it is a peacock eagle or a house bird, or even an aircraft missile, it can't have only one wing, and one wing is simply crippled to put it bluntly!

Lu Haibao's wings are really big, I really don't know how he usually hides them, I estimate that his bulging down jacket may only have a thin layer of cloth at all, and the inner space is all used to hide this abrupt wing.

Since there is only one wing, there is no need to think about flying, although Lu Haibao desperately stretched out his big wings at this moment, but it was impossible to fly at all, but he himself was like a bamboo dragonfly, spinning quickly. He spun so fast, I guess if I had fallen into the field, I might have vomited a long time ago.

Fortunately, Lu Haibao was not far from the ground at this time, and soon fell to the lawn. I saw that he didn't fall, but he just stood there staggering badly, and I thought that this would be enough for him to faint for a while.

Since Lu Haibao was fine, my hanging heart suddenly relaxed a lot, and seeing that I was about to land, I quickly followed Hoffman's instructions, bent my knees slightly, and finally stood on the ground. Thinking back to the thrill of a moment ago, it was like a lifetime away.

I was mentally worried about Lu Haibao, and quickly got rid of the shackles of the parachute backpack, ran over and helped Lu Haibao, and asked, "I'm grass, are you okay?" Lu Haibao nodded, and spit out me with a mouth of "wow", I couldn't help but have a mixture of joy and sorrow, and hugged him. He sat down and asked, "When did you grow these big wings?" Why didn't you say it earlier? "I noticed that his shirt was gone, and now he is shirtless, but fortunately it is hot in Thailand, and it is okay to be bare-chested.

Lu Haibao was already dizzy and speechless, and he only cared about retching one after another.

I slapped his hand on the back a few times, and I noticed that his wings protruded just below the right shoulder blade. Looking back, the dead fat man and they have landed one after another, although the landing locations are different from far and near, but fortunately no one was injured.

As soon as I exhaled, I heard the sound of a tin door falling from a building, and I looked over from a distance to see someone looking at us from the open hatch of the only intact plane parked on the runway of Bangkok Airport.

When I saw the survivor, I couldn't help but be overjoyed and hurriedly waved my arms at him. The man looked at it for a moment, and then he started waving his arms at us. The guy was far away from us, about a mile or so, and I couldn't see what he looked like.

I hurriedly pulled out my walkie-talkie and said to everyone, "Guys, are you all safe?" I spotted the survivors, and everyone quickly approached me to assemble. ”

So everyone ran over in front of and behind their feet, and the dead fat man went to see his precious apprentice first, and kept asking this and that, Lu Haibao just vomited and couldn't say anything.

I said let's go find the survivor first, find out about the local situation, and then find a way to get a car so that we can find the ladyboy temple.

Everyone had no objections, so the whole team checked the equipment, and the dead fat man carried Lu Haibao on his back, and we walked all the way to Bangkok Airport.

We landed on an extension of the runway and soon stepped onto the concrete runway of the airport. When I got closer, I realized that there were not many planes on the runway here, and as long as I cleaned it up a little, I could completely stop the A380.

After walking for a while, Ou Xiang suddenly stopped, grabbed me, and said, "Old flower, something is wrong, you see, there are still many survivors here." ”

I stopped to take a closer look, but not only was the guy who had been waving at us coming towards us, but people from near and far were coming up to meet us, and there were at least a hundred or so of them. The fat man said, "Isn't our luck so good?" Found the Bangkok version of 'Fulto' all at once? ”

I frowned and said, "These people walk in such a weird way?" It's like I've seen it somewhere......" As soon as I reminded him, the dead fat man suddenly gasped: "Don't say it, it's really a bit like the dumplings that wander outside the Fullot base every night." ”

Together, we looked up at the blazing sun, thinking that these survivors might have been stunted by the sun. In fact, we ourselves are almost fainted, our group is all from the north, and suddenly we came to Thailand near the equator, it is strange that we are not dizzy, not to mention that we are still wearing thick sweaters, sweaters and down jackets.

The people on the other side walked very slowly, and they all seemed to collapse, these locals inherited the characteristics of the southerners, they were all relatively short, and their eyebrow bones were high and convex, and their length was slightly different from ours. The person in their lead is much taller and is about to catch up with the big zongzi, but his waist circumference is similar to that of a dead fat man.

Our group went up until we stopped seven or eight meters away from those people and asked, "Which of you speaks Thai?" Before he could finish speaking, the dead fat man shouted, "What do you say in Thai?" They are zongzi! When I heard this, I was taken aback, and when I looked up, I saw that the leading guy had already pounced on me!

"Bump!" With a bang, Ou Xiang behind me opened fire, and in such a short period of time, he didn't have time to use a big sniper, and he directly used the May Fourth pistol. In such a short distance, it was impossible to miss with Ou Xiang's skills, and he hit the big zombie's head with just one shot.

What made me feel terrible was that the guy didn't seem to care at all, the strong penetrating force of the May Fourth pistol bullet seemed to have no effect on him, the bullet only hit him in the head, and there was only a shallow blood groove on his head.

Fortunately, the dead fat man broke it in advance, otherwise I would have to suffer a big loss, but even so, I was still thrown to the ground by the big zombie, I desperately pushed his chest with my hand, and the guy bit the air and bit off a large piece of cloth from my down jacket. That's when I noticed that the guy who was attacking me had been expressionless.

The dead fat man flew up and kicked the big zombie in a somersault. Several team members hurriedly pulled me up, and before I could stand firmly, the dead fat man kicked out again with a second kick, and the big zombie who kicked this time rolled over, a little further away from me.

In such a slow effort, a large number of zongzi have swarmed up, surrounding several of us. A zongzi pounced on the dead fat man and bit him on the shoulder, and the dead fat man threw his fist angrily, breaking the cervical vertebrae of the zongzi at once, and the whole head was tilted to the side.

At this time, everyone else also did it, but fortunately, those locals were relatively small, and their strength was far inferior to ordinary people, and we put them to the ground with a crackle. But when I looked up, there was a crowd of people in the airport waiting hall, and I didn't know that there were tens of millions of people rushing towards us.

I was in a hurry and shouted: "Hurry up and break through and retreat!" ”

Lu Haibao struggled to climb off the back of the dead fat man, although his steps were still a little staggering, but his mind was clear, and I hurried over to help him.

At that moment, the dead fat man stared at the little eyes, pulled out the waist knife of the beautiful snake, slashed horizontally and vertically, invincible, and killed a bloody road in a moment, and the other brothers also fired with all their might, and we rushed out of the encirclement of Thai zongzi in one breath. The dead fat man was about to take us to the lawn to escape, I glanced at it, found that there was one person missing from the team, and hurriedly shouted: "Fat man, Zhengyu has not come out yet!" ”

The dead fat man pushed me and shouted, "You hurry up and run away with everyone!" As he spoke, he brandished his short knife and rushed back again. The zongzi were either cut into two knots by him, or they were directly knocked down by him with brute force, and suddenly the people turned over on their backs and became a mess.

A few of us didn't dare to stop, and continued to run on the lawn outside the airport, but a few of us were still wearing sweaters, sweaters, and down jackets! In this weather of minus twenty or thirty degrees, I ran wildly all the way with all kinds of equipment on my back, and soon I was sweating, panting like a cow, and embarrassed.

ran out for more than 100 meters in one go, looked back at the dead fat man, they still didn't break out of the encirclement of the Thai zongzi, couldn't help but be anxious, turned back to Ou Xiang and the others and said: "You stay here to answer, I'll go back and see!" ”