Chapter 111: The Protagonist on the Stage
Where would the two men who buried Li Wencai alive think that Li Wencai could be so insidious, and actually carried lime powder with him as a sneak attack weapon.
Li Wencai succeeded in one blow, secretly boasting that he was wise and martial, carrying lime powder with him is what Li Wencai often does, this kind of super sneak attack weapon, tried and tested, so watching the two men cover their eyes and wail, Li Wencai picked up a shovel from the ground and slapped the two thugs hard, until the two of them were beaten to the ground motionless.
With a sigh of relief, Li Wencai felt that he was too brave today, and he was definitely extraordinary, and one person put down two strong men, which was unique in Li Wencai's previous PK records, although those two people were blinded, but they won after all.
Although winning is a bit despicable, of course Li Wencai doesn't care, as the so-called soldiers are not tired of cheating, and who is more treacherous on the battlefield, so Zhuge Liang can be angry with Zhou Gongjin, kill Sima Yi in Yin, and laugh arrogantly, which shows that Zhuge Liang is the most yin, thinking about it, Li Wencai is even more proud.
The two thugs were slapped by Li Wencai with a shovel with a blue nose and swollen face, like a pig's head, and their bodies were stained with blood, and now the two were tied to a tree and looked at Li Wencai in front of them with frightened eyes.
"This life is so unpredictable, as the so-called thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, you still want to bury me alive just now, now it's my turn to deal with you, say, how to die." Li Wencai picked his teeth, leisurely like the second uncle, holding a bright boning knife in his hand and dangling it in front of the two.
"Uncle, spare us, we're just doing things." The two of them completely lost the aura they had just now, and now they were beaten by Li Wencai and lost their appearance, where do they dare to be tough.
"Uncle, I heard that Ling Chi's torture is extremely cruel, cutting off pieces of flesh from people's bodies until they are out of breath, uncle, I haven't done this kind of thing, I'll take you under the knife today."
"Uncle, we have silver, we will give you all the silver, you can let us go."
The two of them were already trembling with fright, and begged Li Wencai for mercy, but as soon as Li Wencai heard the words of the two, he jumped up and screamed: "You two bastards didn't say that I almost forgot, Lao Tzu's silver ticket is still on you, it's all my money." ”
Li Wencai began to tear the clothes of the two thugs like crazy, the two thugs shrunk their bodies, holding their thighs and begging, this picture looks like the scene where the flower thief kidnapped two beautiful girls and was about to make a bow to the overlord.
"Please, uncle, don't take it off again, there really isn't a big money left." The two thugs were stripped by Li Wencai and only wore their inner pants, begging bitterly.
Li Wencai began to count the silver tickets with spittle, and after counting, he said happily: "I earned it again this time." ”
Li Wencai's mood suddenly improved a lot, there is no way This silver ticket is too magical, it is good to see it, this is a helpless thing, so Li Wencai said with his hands behind his back: "Uncle tonight, I am in a good mood, spare you two bastards from dying, you just stay here, if someone takes a fancy to the two of you such a charming figure, they will definitely come to rescue you." ”
After Li Wencai finished speaking, he walked in through the narrow door, and when he came to the backyard, there was no one left, Li Wencai guessed that those subordinates should have transported the official salt away, so he hurried towards the front yard, Li Wencai wanted to find Lord Liu, now the thief leader is here, the evidence is conclusive, if those official salt is transported away, even if the leopard master is caught, there is no way to cure his crime.
Li Wencai came to the front yard, looked around and didn't find where Lord Liu was, at such a critical moment, Lord Liu actually dropped the chain, Li Wencai crossed his waist and didn't know what to do, then the woman in Tsing Yi just now came over and said: "Where did you go, everyone is looking for you." ”
"Why are you looking for me, I'm just a supporting role, knocking on the bang." Li Wencai asked inexplicably.
"Now I'm waiting for you to play as a supporting role, our whisper broke his leg on stage, so you can play for him."
Li Wencai was shocked, what kind of dangerous role is this playing, he can break his leg, and he must not be able to get on, so he shirked and said: "It's a knocker down there, and nothing else, so you better ask for another master." ”
Li Wencai was just talking, when he saw the head of the troupe hurriedly coming over with a few people, and said, "Hurry up, now that there is a shortage of manpower, you can go up." ”
The class owner couldn't say anything, waved his hand to his subordinates, and several people put their costumes on Li Wencai's body, and then pulled them on the stage, Li Wencai wanted to cry, what kind of world is this, people are good at being bullied, horses are good at being ridden, is he so good at bullying.
Li Wencai stood on the stage, looking at the people below looking at him, he really wanted to find a hole to get into, but he didn't have any lines, what did he sing.
The head of the class stood next to the stage and shouted to Li Wencai: "Sing, sing, the long pavilion farewell part." ”
"Farewell to the long pavilion?" Where did Li Wencai know what the Changting farewell sang was really embarrassing.
Li Wencai adjusted his mood, he didn't know anything about singing, but now he was chasing ducks to the shelves, and he couldn't do it if he didn't sing, so Li Wencai had no choice but to start singing: "The girl in Datun is so good-looking, with two bombs on her chest." The more I look, the more I love to see, the more I look at me, the more I love to watch, look at the call, we go around the nightclub, step forward and take my sister's hand, ask how much money to go with my brother, you won't go in vain with my brother, brother will take you to drink, we have to talk about the grade, if you want to drink, drink Chivas Regal, you take a sip, I take a sip, let's take a call after drinking, as long as the little sister is willing, she will do anything. Big split, small split, kung fu is not bad at all......"
Li Wencai sang more and more energetically, where had the people below heard such a tongue-twisting yellow joke, they applauded one after another, and even the head of the troupe looked straight at it, is this the bridge of Changting's farewell, the difference is too big.
The applause in the huge courtyard lasted for a long time, and even the thugs who watched the scene were engrossed in listening to Li Wencai's singing, only to see a group of officers and soldiers with long knives running in, headed by the Taichang warden, originally the Taichang warden had obeyed Lord Liu's order to guard outside, these leopard masters' thugs were sent to guard the door, if they attacked rashly, they were afraid that it would be difficult to deal with it, but now Li Wencai sang like this, attracting everyone's attention, so the warden saw the opportunity and brought the officers and soldiers to arrest the thief who smuggled the official salt.
"You're already surrounded, and everyone is on their hands." The warden shouted at the top of his voice.
The warden shouted, but the scene was very embarrassing, and it seemed that everyone didn't notice this group of officers and soldiers, but just smiled and applauded, and asked Li Wencai to come again.
The warden was so angry, these thieves were so arrogant that they ignored themselves, so they pulled out their long knives and walked to the stage, knocked on the table fiercely and shouted: "You are surrounded, now you will be captured, otherwise there will be no mercy." ”
As soon as the warden shouted like this, everyone came back to their senses, and then looked around, and they were surrounded by officers and soldiers, only to see the leopard master suddenly stood up from his seat and shouted: "Brothers, let's join forces to kill." ”
As soon as the leopard master shouted like this, he only heard the sound of drawing a knife, and the whole yard was in chaos.
There was a curtain behind the stage, and Li Wencai was quick-eyed, turned over and jumped off the stage, and got behind the curtain with his ass.
"Singing well, I didn't expect you to have this ability."
"Thank you, it's just a little trick to carve insects."
Li Wencai lay behind the curtain, opened a corner and peeked out, while saying politely, and then turned around suddenly, and suddenly his heart tightened with fright, and he also had a big flower face lying next to him, which shocked Li Wencai.
"Which hero are you, dressed like this?" Li Wencai asked in surprise.
"Hehe, I'm Lord Liu, your kid has made a lot of meritorious contributions, if the case is successfully closed this time, I will reward you well."
"Oh, my Lord Liu, you can't recognize you if you dress up like this, I almost won't see the adult, and the reward is absolutely indispensable." As soon as Li Wencai saw Lord Liu, his heart was full of grievances and sadness, you must know that if he hadn't been clever just now, he would have been buried alive.
"This leopard master is going to let people smuggle the official salt out, but fortunately I sent someone to ambush them at the ferry, so I can catch them, but the thief captures the king first, and I have to restrain this leopard master."
"Of course, the leopard master's men also whipped me, you see I was beaten by them." Li Wencai said, then peeked outside, and shouted: "It's not good, that leopard master actually ran away from the backyard." ”
"Catch him, and I'll reward you with 10,000 taels." Lord Liu wiped a big flower face, pinched the sword trick in his hand, and shouted.
Like a hungry wolf who hadn't eaten for a few days, Li Wencai snorted out, and his figure turned into an afterimage and disappeared behind the curtain.
Lord Liu was shocked, the power of money is huge, and 10,000 taels can turn an ordinary person into a master of light work, so without saying a word, he opened his legs and chased after him.
Only Li Wencai is most familiar with the backyard, and now when he saw that the leopard master ran away from the backyard, he shouted while running: "Follow me." ”
Those officers and soldiers held long knives and ran behind Li Wencai towards the backyard, Lord Liu and Li Wencai wore costumes, and stood majestically towards the backyard, Li Wencai pointed to the narrow gate in the backyard and said: "There is a road to the mountains and forests, and the leopard must have escaped from there." ”
For the sake of 10,000 taels of silver, Li Wencai let go out and chased him out first.
The woods were very quiet, Li Wencai and Lord Liu ran in front, followed by a team of officers and soldiers in hot pursuit, the leopard master led people all the way through the woods, in front of a loess avenue, I saw that the leopard master blew a whistle, and as a result, dozens of people wearing cloth clothes and holding various ice blades ran out from the opposite side in the dark, and these people shouted and killed the pursuers.
Li Wencai and Lord Liu chased at the front, one for 10,000 taels of silver, and the other for closing the case, so the two chased the hardest, but now the situation has taken a sharp turn, only to see the leopard master smile at the back, and wave his big hand and say: "Kill these two singers for me." ”
"Run."
Li Wencai and Lord Liu saw that the situation was not right, and the enemy still had reinforcements, so they turned around and ran, and the officers and soldiers who caught up behind were mixed up with the leopard master's people, and the leopard master avoided the crowd, as if he saw the two people in costumes, and took a step with a steel knife to catch up.
"My lord, don't tempt me with silver in the future, I've stolen my life several times for money." Li Wencai cried as he ran.
This book is derived from the king of books