Episode 170 Naga Siren
The Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragons refer to: the One Day Being, the Two Dragon Beings, the Three Yakshas, the Four Gandharvas, the Five Asuras, the Six Garudas, the Seven Kinaras, and the Eight Makharagas. Tianlong Babu originally meant "non-human", and later referred to all things in heaven and earth. In ancient Sanskrit, the pronunciation of the dragon is "Naga", so in ancient India, Naga is the dragon family.
The ancient Indian Sanskrit "dragon" and "snake" are not distinguished, and the dragon in ancient Indian mythology is not the divine beast of the antler snake body with a horse face and dog legs and eagle claws in our Chinese's imagination, but only refers to the giant snake in the sea. Now, people have the impression that the upper body of the snake and the lower body of the snake originate from the snake demon in ancient Greek legends, and the Moroga in the "Eight Divisions", Fuxi, Nuwa, and Candle Dragon in Chinese mythology are all such images.
The Naga were originally part of the Night Elf Clan, the upper elves. It is said that in ancient times, Naga enjoyed the honor of the upper elves as servants of the gods. Because of the love of the gods, the Naga were able to enjoy the tribute that people made to the gods without having to work. Although the tributes were given by the gods, they still attracted the resentment of the other clans.
Therefore, when people found out that there were no gods in this world at all, the good life of the Naga clan came to an end, and the Naga became the public enemy of all intelligent species, and were driven down the sea by everyone. What people didn't expect was that although some of the nagas were drowned in the sea, most of the nagas survived and evolved to adapt to the environment. Legend has it that the female Naga evolved very well, with the upper body of a human, which is very beautiful, and her singing voice is also very charming. The male nagas, on the other hand, opted for a boost in strength, they didn't have that ability to sing high psychedelic sounds, they evolved developed muscles and hard scales. The male Naga also has a face that resembles that of a snake, and looks like a giant lizard standing up.
In the face of wisdom, the male Naga are no match for the female Naga at all, so the Naga are still a matriarchal society, and the supreme ruler is the Naga Queen. The status of the Naga clan is determined by the number of their arms, the four-armed Naga are the lowest-level commoners, the best Naga witches can grow six arms, and the legendary Naga queen is a monster with eight arms like Nezha.
Of course, the above part is a legendary summary of the Western fantasy concept. There is a description of Naga, and I am afraid that there are tens of thousands of words to sort it out. But that's all legend, and it's still believed that the Naga are creatures that live in the depths of the sea, and that they use their songs to lure fishermen into the sea's fishermen, trick their boats into undercurrent-filled reefs, and then kill and eat the fishermen and sailors.
I never imagined that I would ever see a Naga with my own eyes, she was standing more than 30 meters away in front of me, looking at me coldly, and Lu Hu curled up on the ground. She was a sea clan, with little clothes on her body, and her two bulging breasts stood proudly, covering her sensitive parts with only two small shells. This dress only makes her breasts more eye-catching.
My heart pounded with fear and I finally understood the true meaning of the Indian sea dragon! Cao ******, the so-called lord of the Yindu Sea Country, turned out to be not a sea snake, but this kind of Indian Ocean Naga who looks like the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea, I am terrified, I don't know how she is going to deal with me. I tried to find my pistol, but in a panic, I didn't know where I had lost it.
Naga on the other side looked at me coldly for a while, and I suddenly noticed that this little girl living at the bottom of the sea seemed to have a nosebleed...... Damn, it turns out that not only is our side very embarrassed, but the life of this Naga is not easy, and I think it must have been hurt by the sound of my bone flute.
At this moment, I was in a good mood, and I sat down with my head held high, gesturing and asking Naga, why are you bothering us? The naga looked at me for a moment and began to respond to my question. She has four arms, and she gestures like a peer, faster than she can speak, oh good fellow, it turns out that this Naga is Singh Daddy's backstage!
I turned my head slightly and glanced at Lu Hu next to me, only to see that he was already shaking. Naga on the other side smugly gestured to me and told me that her singing voice can stun all living beings, and that those companions of yours are no longer capable of coming to your aid, so it is better to accept your fate.
Naga is said to be very evil, almost equivalent to a prostitute, but the Naga in front of me not only did not seduce me at all, on the contrary, it seemed murderous, it seems that after I killed Singh Daddy, I will be responsible for her losses.
I decided to salute first and then soldier, gesturing to tell Naga that I am the leader of the human race, that our well water does not interfere with river water, that I am in charge of my continent, that you swim your sea, and that the covenant of 5,000 years ago should not be violated. The Naga immediately scoffed, gesticulating and calling me a fool, and still believing those nonsense.
When I understood her gesture, I staggered to my feet, and pulled out the paratrooper knife I was carrying at my waist with my backhand.
Because my ear was stuffed with a bullet by Lu Hu in time, so I was not actually injured, I was quite agile, I jumped over, dodged the chain that hit me head-on, saw the opportunity, stretched out my arm, and stabbed Naga hard in the shoulder, the guy seemed to open his mouth and screamed, but my ears were gagged, I couldn't hear anything, I could only see her suddenly grow her mouth, and a chain also fell to the beach.
I was just about to be proud, another chain swept over, and struck me heavily on the chest, this time it was so heavy that I almost vomited blood, and the whole person was also pumped out of the chain a meter or two, and fell on the soft sand.
The Naga swam with her tail swinging, and she was so fast that I knew something was wrong, so I hurriedly got up and stabbed Naga in the neck with a paratrooper knife...... The Sea Clan is different from humans, and I remember that when we did a physical examination of the mermaid princess Sakura Cher, we found that her heart grew on the right side. I don't know where this Naga's heart grows, so I went straight to her neck, and as soon as the neck broke, the fight would definitely be over.
Unfortunately, I could not have been stabbed by a stab in this situation, and my blade was about a foot away from her neck, when a chain swung diagonally knocked my paratrooper knife squarely, and my paratrooper knife fell out of my hand, far away I don't know where it fell.
At this time, I also let go, the whole person fit up, hugged Naga's body, learned the appearance of a martial arts master, and gave her a sweeping leg when I went up, but in a hurry I forgot that Naga didn't have a leg at all, so I kicked her big tail.
The kick was naturally very heavy, and I saw that Naga's face was full of anger, and I had lost one of her four arms, and I had two of her arms held by me, but she had a fourth arm, and she immediately raised it high and punched me in the nose.
Luckily, I was playing against a female Naga, and strength wasn't their specialty, so if I met a male Naga, this punch would probably knock me out. But the female Naga didn't have that ability, although my nosebleed came out from this blow, but it didn't even break my nasal bone.
But this punch also hit me with gold stars, I thought to myself that it is not okay to go on like this, she has two legs less than me, but one more arm than me, I will definitely suffer if I am more than martial arts. In a hurry, I immediately followed the example of a Mongolian wrestler, stepped on a half-step, bent over and stretched out my legs, and used the strength of the milk to slam the board, this medicine is against a human wrestler, I can't succeed so easily, human beings have two feet to support the body, but if it can't work, you can stagger a step and defuse my offensive momentum. However, the Nagas have no legs, and the lower half of their bodies are a large snake tail, although they can walk steadily on the ground, but they cannot fix their bodies well, especially in places like the beach, which is the most difficult area for snakes to crawl, and the rolling loose sand has no way to borrow. Therefore, I pushed hard from above, and with a hard plate below, I immediately threw her on her back to the sand.
I grass your uncle, I looked at the Naga who was turning her white belly on the beach, and thought to myself, you also have today? Immediately pounced, riding on her waist like a horse, this time the distance was close, and I could see Naga's appearance clearly, hey, not to mention, quite a beautiful face of a mature woman, but it is not like the face of an Oriental woman, nor does it look like a Western woman's face, in fact, this beautiful face has the different characteristics of both Eastern and Western women, with high eyebrow bones, but with a flat nose, it looks very charming.
I first punched her the flat nose, opened my mouth and shouted, "Have you taken it?" In this posture, according to the rules of the Mongols, Naga has already lost completely. I wanted to capture the Naga alive, so instead of continuing to punch him a second time, I chose to ask, even though I couldn't hear the voice.
I didn't know I was done yet, Naga had already reversed his big tail and slapped me the head! I grass! How did I forget that people don't have legs, but have a big tail? The tail of the snake is very soft, even if it is not a problem to coil it by itself, the flexibility is very good, and the big tail is so thick, I am dizzy and almost fainted on the spot.
That's when I realized that Naga's biggest threat to me wasn't her four arms, but her big tail. I fell to the ground, looked up, the Naga had turned around, ready to get up, I yelled, turned over and rode on her waist again, this time I was like Zhang Guolao, riding a donkey upside down, the Naga was pressed to the ground by me, and the remaining three arms could not be reversed to attack me.
So I sat down on her waist and dealt with her big tail, but her big tail was difficult enough to deal with, and soon coiled over, wrapped my upper body tightly, and tightened it so hard that it seemed that she was going to strangle me at once, and she was so hard that the scales on her whole tail stood up.
Naga's big tail was very soft, I was wrapped around this big tail several times, both arms couldn't move, and then I found that I couldn't breathe, my ribs had been tightly strained by Naga's big tail, and I was deeply trapped in my abdomen, and my lungs couldn't rise and fall. At that moment, I was scared myself, and if I continued like this, it wouldn't be long before I was strangled to death by this stupid!
I tried to get out of this situation, but the more I struggled, the tighter she squeezed, and I felt the blood all over my body squeezing into my head, and my eyes popping out. I reluctantly rolled my eyes to see if my companions could come to my rescue, but there was silence all around, and there was no one.
Seeing that I am about to say goodbye to this world, I don't want to die yet, especially on the big tail of this brainless Naga. I was in a panic, not only could I not move my body, but my mind also seemed to be bright, and in this situation, what could I do?
It's really an endless road, I didn't think of a way, but I saw a way! I suddenly noticed that there was something very different about the scales of Naga's big tail.
In the past, when we encountered the beautiful snake destroying my sister, we used to study the gender of the beautiful snake, and I said at that time that the reproductive organs of the beautiful snake may be hidden under the scales of her lower body. At the time, it was just a conjecture I made based on common sense, and there was no actual evidence. Unexpectedly, after many days, at this critical juncture, I actually saw living evidence, just close to my chin, after the four slightly larger scales separated left and right, I was finally able to see the legendary object closely.
In order not to be harmonized in this book, we will not carefully describe the shape and performance of the object, anyway, it is similar to the human reproductive organs, and everyone can understand the meaning.
This medicine is in normal times, I saw such a scene, maybe shameless as a presbyopia, and there may be some evil thoughts or something, but now in such a situation where people are going to die, where do I have the leisure to talk about anything else? I had been suffocating for nearly a minute, and I couldn't describe the discomfort all over my body, and I just wanted to get rid of this deadly restraint as soon as possible, so I couldn't care so much, and I lowered my head violently, and bit the thing that I didn't know if it was the genital tract or the excretory hole.
This bite is probably the only trick I can fight back, almost biting off a piece of meat. Naga was suddenly hit hard, and instead of letting go, her big tail tightened as violently as a reflex, which hurt me, and my whole tongue was strangled out. Regardless of how disgusting it was when my tongue went in, the point was that after my tongue was strangled out, I couldn't bite Naga anymore.
At that moment, I even had the heart to cry, like an old flower, how could I be so embarrassed? In a hundred years of life, no one will inevitably die, the key is why should I suffer such humiliation when my grandmother is dying? Could it be that next year's day today is really the festival day of old flowers?
Suddenly, the Naga who strangled me shook all over his body, and suddenly his big tail relaxed, and I was about to lose my breath, so I quickly retracted my tongue from the place where I was in a hurry, and just gasped for breath, Naga's body tightened again, and squeezed out the air that had just been inhaled in my lungs again, I am afraid that no one could imagine how embarrassed I was at that time, and the air flow coming out of the mouth even formed a whistling sound.
I don't know what the hell is going on, I'm in a state of waiting for death, and I don't know how long the evil Siren Naga will torture me before dying. Naga's big tail loosened again, and I quickly inhaled hard, even if I only had one more minute to live, I wouldn't give up.
But this time, Naga's tail didn't strangle me anymore, but slowly drooped down, shook a few times, and then collapsed to the beach.
Although the Kraken no longer attacked me, I had no strength left, so I sat down dejectedly. After a while, Lu Hu staggered in front of me with a pistol, took the bullet from my ear with great difficulty, and said with a smile: "How is it, old flower?" Are you okay. ”
I nodded blankly and said, "I didn't...... It's okay, you ......" Lu Hu gasped and said proudly: "Don't worry, that monster has been shot in the head by me, don't believe it." I followed his gesture and looked back, and by the light of the fire in the distance, I saw that the Siren Naga was completely still, and a bullet hole had burst out of the back of its head, and I don't know if it was a brain or a stained blood or something, it was slowly flowing out of the bullet hole, and it seemed to be really dead.
I exhaled and asked, "Everyone is bewitched by the song of the Siren Naga, how can you be okay?" Lu Hu picked up his pistol, blew on the barrel very chicly, and was proud: "I have said it, I am the best killer, I am the calmest person." ”
I stared at Lu Hu and didn't speak, thinking that this guy is good at everything, but he is a little braggart and too arrogant, could it be that this guy is really the reincarnation of Guan Erye? Bah! Bah! Bah! I glanced at Lu Hu with slanted eyes, and said in my heart that if he was Guan Yu, I would be his grandmother's Cao ****. Although the real Cao Cao in history is a big hero, in folklore, everyone still regards him as a big villain.
Of course, the reason why I spit three times in a row is not entirely because Lu Hu is too good at bragging, but mainly because the strange taste in my mouth is really speechless. Lu Hu took a curly hair from my lips and asked in amazement, "Old flower, what is this?" I stared at it for a moment, and suddenly I felt sick, "Wow! I threw it up. Lu Hu squatted next to me and knocked me on the back and comforted me: "Your beard is just a little different, don't be so sad." "Grass! (To be continued.) )