Hu Shi smiled and said, "Your fine skin and tender meat are as smooth as dough." The pen %fun %pavilion www.biquge.info it's a little hot, isn't it making you tired for a while? ”

"Haha!" The strange man laughed wickedly.

"Slut! Guan Shiqi scolded secretly in his heart: "A pair of dog men and women, how can they have so much to say!" ”

Guan Shiqi thought that it was best for his wife not to behave out of line as the villagers said, even if she did, she was willing, and it was her fault that she was busy working outside and neglected her wife. It's better that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized. is to catch the rape in bed, Guan Shiqi just wants to teach his wife a lesson, beat the wild man hard, let the two of them express their position, make a guarantee, or set up a note, and from now on, they will never communicate again.

Guan Shiqi stood outside the window, full of regret and hesitation, and at the moment when he was contradictory in his heart, Yuan Ji's question came from inside the house: "Baby, how does your man's body compare to mine?" ”

Hu Shi said coquettishly: "How can he compare with you? It's like a jackal, with rough skin and meat! It's just that if you do this, you'll be so dog-spirited and finished in a while, how can he understand a woman's heart! ”

After hearing this, the official was like five thunder empowerments, even if his wife was unfaithful to him, he did such an unsightly thing, and secretly spoiled himself. As the saying goes, a husband and wife are a hundred days a day, and it seems that my relationship with her has been broken.

Cease! A brain surged into his heart, and for a while, his anger did not come from one place, his emotions were out of control, and the gods sent ghosts, prompting Guan Shiqi to make up his mind to decisively punish this pair of dog men and women.

So, Guan Shiqi temporarily suppressed his anger and squatted outside the window without a sound and waited for an opportunity to start.

A pair of dogs and witches quickly fell asleep after the clouds and rain.

Guan Shiqi found a rope and held it in his hand, skillfully and quietly opened the door of the house, tiptoed into the house, opened the "Huo Liangzi" in his hand, and saw a pair of dog men and women sleeping soundly on the kang with their heads facing south and north.

Guan Shiqi took a closer look, it was not bad at all, the wild man was Yuan Ji, the son of the enemy. The anger in Guan Shiqi's heart burned, and he gently put the rope on Yuan Ji's neck and jerked it violently.

Guan Shiqi had a lot of strength, and Yuan Ji struggled a few times in his sleep, and then he didn't move.

As a result, Yuan Ji's dog died, Guan Shiqi gently took off the rope, slipped out of the house, took the door with his hand, and was discharged from the hospital over the wall.

Guan Shiqi calmed down outside the gate, then shook his body and knocked on the door and shouted: "Wife! Open the door, your man is back! Wife! Open the door, I'm back! ”

When Hu Shi heard Guan Shiqi's shout, he was immediately shocked. When the husband comes back in the middle of the night and sees himself sleeping with a wild man, isn't this just catching an adulterer in bed? It's worth it.

Hu Shi shook Yuan Ji who was sleeping beside him in a panic, and his mouth was anxious, "Get up, get up, my man is back!" ”

However, man just doesn't move. In the panic, Hu Shi suddenly realized that something was wrong! Why didn't this dead ghost move and shouldn't be called?

Hu Shi hurriedly lit the oil lamp, took the oil lamp and looked at it, "Ah! Something is wrong, people are dead! ”

Hu Shi was stunned, a weak woman faced a big man, dragging, dragging, pulling, pulling, pulling, nowhere to hide, how is this good? The husband's call outside the gate continued, and it was tight for a while, and in desperation, he went out of the house and opened the door to let the husband in.

As soon as Guan Shiqi entered the house, Hu Shi trembled and fell to his knees, burst into tears, and told her husband all about it, truthfully explaining the whole process of dating Yuan Ji behind her husband's back and hooking up with adultery. What I didn't expect was that the adulterer died unexpectedly on his own kang tonight and was bumped into by you......

After hearing this, Guan Shiqi angrily scolded the crown: "***, you slut who does not abide by women's morals, ruin my reputation and ruin my family style." ”

"If you want to beat or scold, it's up to you, it's my fault!" Hu has been out of proportion.

"You are so bold enough to get a wild man to come to the house for fun, and you are happy to die on your own kang!" Guan Shiqi was still angry, and continued: "Okay! Tonight, I will send you to see the official immediately, and let the county magistrate see how capable my wife is Guan Shiqi. I don't want to say anything, if the county magistrate concludes that you are the murderer of this wild man, then you should have a good taste of squatting in prison and killing your head! ”

Hu burst into tears, regretting that he shouldn't have met Yuan Ji in the first place, and he shouldn't have done such an outrageous thing. She knelt on the ground and begged bitterly: "Husband, it's too late for me to say anything, it's hard to buy regret medicine if you have money, you should beat or scold as you like." However, for the sake of the face of the husband and wife, please don't send the official, from now on, I will be a cow and a horse, and everything will be up to you. ”

"Then what do you say about this dead body?" Guan Shiqi asked Hu Shi loudly.

"Hurry up and find a way to get him away! I'm scared! Hu pleaded.

"Now that I know I'm afraid, why bother in the first place when I knew it was like this? How come you don't know to be scared when hooking up with wild men? ”

"I was wrong, I was a sinner, I didn't want to go to prison, I didn't want to be beheaded!" Hu completely collapsed.

Guan Shiqi's anger subsided a lot, and his tone softened a little: "Okay! You get up first and let me think about it! ”

Hu got up from the ground and stood aside obediently.

Guan Shiqi pondered for a while, looked at Hu Shi and said, "You hurry up and put on clothes for this dead ghost, and I will send him away!" ”

How dare Hu not listen, and hurriedly dressed the deceased Yuan Ji.

Guan Shiqi picked up the deceased and carried it on his shoulder, and quickly walked out of his house, he planned to send the deceased back to the deceased's house.

It was dark, there was no moon, and I was in a hurry. Halfway through, Guan Shiqi tripped and almost fell. He turned his head and looked, oh! There was a man lying on the ground, probably drunk, and he didn't bother to see who it was, so he hurried away with the dead body on his shoulders.

When passing by the door of the second uncle of the family, Guan Shiqi suddenly remembered that the second uncle Guan Minglu was a wealthy household in the village. He was at odds with his father and often had quarrels with him. When Guan Shiqi's father fought that lawsuit with Yuan Fei five years ago, he was still gloating. Guan Shiqi's father begged him to come out to testify, but he not only did not come forward to testify, but also spoke badly.

Guan Shiqi knows that Guan Minglu is a villain who is selfish and disregards family affection.

All right! Aren't you devoid of affection? Then I'll find you something to do.

Guan Shiqi sent the deceased into the courtyard of Guan Minglu's house through the courtyard wall, climbed over the wall into the courtyard himself, and helped the deceased to stand up, and placed it on the outlet of Guan Minglu's grain hoard, pretending that the thief was lying on the grain hoard outlet to steal grain, and all arrangements were stopped. Then, Guan Shiqi found a stick in the yard, knocked the grain hoard a few times, coughed a few times, pretended to be the sound of a thief stealing grain, and hid in the shadows.