"You don't know what a nightmare is?" Lin Yi looked at Xiao Mu with the same eyes as he looked at animals in a zoo and asked. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Why do I have to know?" Xiao Mu asked with a confused face.

"It's a nightmare, it's a nightmare, how do you want me to explain it to you." Lin Yi couldn't understand Xiao Mu who didn't even know what it meant to be "stunned", "It's in "Dream of Red Mansions", Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng have been in a nightmare, both of them almost lost their lives, and the whole Jia Mansion jumped with chickens and dogs, and Jia Mu and Mrs. Wang cried so much that they couldn't live!" ”

"I've read "Dream of Red Mansions" before, but why can't I remember the plot you said......" Xiao Mu recalled the literary reserves in his mind, and found that he didn't have the memory of the paragraph that Lin Yi had just said.

"You even remember that Xue Baochai participated in the draft and got a box of palace flowers, and you used this example to give me suggestions on what gifts to bring to Wang Jingyuan's house, why did Jia Baoyu and Wang Xifeng get into such a critical plot, but they didn't remember it?" Lin Ye's heart was also broken at this time, and she had to sigh that Xiao Mu's perspective of reading was really unique.

"I just read "Dream of Red Mansions" and flipped through it in a casual way, and of course there are many plots that I can't remember." Xiao Mu said confidently, "Moreover, I really don't think there is anything good about "Dream of Red Mansions", it is written about a group of women crying and crying, which is far from "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". ”

"That's why you don't understand literature." Lin Yi scoffed at Xiao Mu's arrogant argument that ""Dream of Red Mansions" is far worse than "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and he didn't bother to refute Xiao Mu's amateur view.

"All in all, a nightmare is a nightmare, you can't understand it, and I can't help it." Lin Yi spread his hands out, indicating that he could not do anything.

"How can there be no way?" Xiao Mu obviously hasn't given up yet, "Then again, what's the nightmare?" How is the character 'yǎn' written? You tell me and I'll see if I recognize ......."

Although Lin Yi had already seen that Xiao Mu should really not know what "Nightmare" meant, he still looked like he took it for granted, and he didn't seem to have any sense of explanation for this word, "Nightmare is a nasty disgust above, and a devil's ghost below, by the way, the left side of the word 'disgust' should be written longer, and the word 'ghost' below should also be wrapped......"

"The top one is 'disgusted', the bottom one is a 'ghost', and that one has to be written a little longer......" Xiao Mu repeated Lin Ye's words, writing this word in his heart according to Lin Ye's description, and then suddenly said: "Isn't this the 'nightmare' of nightmares, you just say nightmares, you have to say a 'nightmare', so I didn't even understand what it meant." ”

"Of course I know it's the 'nightmare' of nightmares, but what that little eunuch told me is 'nightmares', and I'm just truthfully restoring his words." Lin Yi made a decisive counterattack to Xiao Mu's complaints, "Also, we have to find the reason for everything from ourselves, why can I and Empress Zhang all understand?" I don't think you'll know what 'stunning' means at your level of intelligence. ”

Lin Yi's counterattack was very sharp, Xiao Mu didn't find the right words to refute for a while, it is estimated that the Ming Dynasty generally used the expression "Nightmare", so Xiao Mu had to temporarily avoid its edge, and diverted the topic.

"And what was my state when you came?" Xiao Mu felt that this topic was good, and at the same time, he wanted to know very much, so he asked.

"Well, I'd like to see it." Lin Yi's attention was indeed attracted by this topic, and she recalled what she saw and said, "When I first came, I saw you convulsing all over, as if you had committed a sheep epilepsy......

"Like a sheep madness, this female madman can really describe it." Xiao Mu sneered in his heart, and asked again, "And then?" ”

"Well, I was about to continue." Lin Yi said, "Not only did he twitch all over, but he also had words in his mouth and said some nonsense......"

"Oh? What did I say? When Xiao Mu heard that he had even spoken, he suddenly came to his senses, after all, it is a very shameful thing to dream and talk in his dreams, especially in front of so many people.

Moreover, if he said something irrelevant, if he really said something embarrassing, then Xiao Mu would really have no face to see! So Xiao Mu immediately cheered up and asked.

Then Xiao Mu saw Lin Yi's playful expression, which made Xiao Mu's heart even more bottomless, for fear that he really said something that he shouldn't have said.

"When I came, I heard you keep muttering things like 'spam search engine, you can't find it', 'try another keyword', 'smashed the computer' and so on." Lin Yi described it playfully, and then asked with a wicked smile, "Could it be that you have lived in Daming for a long time, are aesthetically tired of ancient beauties, and then become horny, and dream in broad daylight to search for some small movies that are not suitable for children?" If it's healthy, how can you not search for it? ”

"Poof." Xiao Mu listened to Lin Yi's words, and almost spit out the soup he was drinking, "The most I searched for was information about you, but it turned out to be something inappropriate for children in your mouth......

Xiao Mu smiled in his heart, Lin Yi hooked herself with the children's suitability, and quickly denied it, "How is that possible." ”

Looking at Lin Ye's expression of disbelief, Xiao Mu didn't bother to explain, or Xiao Mu also knew that if he really explained according to the real situation, I was afraid that Lin Ye would be furious and take out that feather duster to commit murder, so Xiao Mu no longer dwelled on this issue, but continued to ask, "That's all I said?" Anything else? ”

"Well, that's probably all there is to me when I came, and I don't know what else you said before I came." Lin Yi briefly recalled and said, and then asked in a tone of "We have a good relationship, you tell me that I will definitely not tell others", "Hey, you don't hide it, although to tell the truth, no one here laughs at you." Are you searching for unhealthy things in your dreams? ”

"How could I possibly do something like that? You are completely in the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! Xiao Mu knew that Lin Yi had heard only this, and he could confirm that he didn't have any handle in her hands this time, and he replied confidently, "Let me tell you the truth, I dreamed that I traveled back again......"