Episode 288 What an accident
As soon as the news of the land bridge was taken in fifteen minutes, Zuo Jia, the head of the new regiment, was obviously taken aback. No matter how stupid www.biquge.info person is, she understands that we are deliberately making things difficult for her, but the military order is like a mountain and has to obey it. After Zuo Jia was stunned, he immediately began to order: "All ready, bayonet!" ”
As soon as I heard it, I jumped up directly, I, get on the bayonet? Stupid you? Just about to rush over to stop her from messing around, Sun Hongxu grabbed me: "It's okay, let's take a look first." Before I could say yes, I heard Zuo Jia shouting over there: "Stop shooting!" Luan Xiaoting had a cold face and shouted before Zuo Jia: "Xiaohua, go!" ”
The Tiger King and Gaba had already retreated, but when they heard the order, they immediately jumped out. The heavy machine guns had already punched out a large open space, and even the Tiger King had to take several columns in succession to get close to the enemy. As soon as his body fell into the army of zongzi, he immediately pounced and fought. The tiger king has a huge body, and a tiger tail is especially powerful, and it swept away countless zongzi with a crackle.
As soon as the tiger king rushed out, Gaba and the brown panda also pounced, and the three fierce goods rushed into the army of zongzi, rampage and invincible...... Zuo Jia wasted no time in waving his hand: "Blow the trumpet." A soldier next to her really took out a yellow and clear military trumpet, put it to his mouth and blew it: "Tick tock, tick tock, tick tick ......"
The heart-rending sound of the horn can awaken the passionate pride hidden in the hearts of the descendants of Yan and Huang, and the soldiers of the direct Beifeng Battalion brought by Zuo Jia from Harbin shouted, and pounced on them with bayonets. The 700 people from the headquarters of Fuldor, who were later replenished, saw that the main force rushed up, and they also followed like a group of fools.
I was full of black lines, and I turned around and asked Tiger Girl, "Have you ever done this?" Luan Xiaoting took out the short knife she was carrying and said, "When I just came out of the mountain, I didn't have a gun at all. Jian Tianhan saw that Hu Niu'er was about to rush up, so he quickly stretched out his hand to stop: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, you don't want to take the lead." Luan Xiaoting likes to hear others call her sister-in-law the most, and after listening to Jian Tianhan's words, she nodded beautifully, calmly put away the short knife, and said with a smile: "Okay, then the credit for this period will be credited to Zuo Jia." ”
When she said this, I realized that Zuo Jia was gone, and hurriedly used a telescope to look, and the land bridge in front of me was crowded with people, and I couldn't tell who was who. Luan Xiaoting smiled and said, "Don't look for it, Zuo Jia must have rushed to the front." I was dumbfounded: "The people in your base are all martial arts?" ”
Luan Xiaoting shook her head in amazement: "No, Zuo Jia turned out to be an art teacher in a kindergarten, and she didn't know any martial arts." "We're all dumbfounded, kindergarten art teacher? This time, even Sun Hongxu jumped up: "She doesn't know martial arts, what is she going to do at the front?" ”
Luan Xiaoting snapped our fingers: "First, it can motivate morale; second, it can command the soldiers to fight at close range; Third, we can clarify the subtle situation of friend and foe on the battlefield......" I nodded: "There is no need to talk about the fourth, just these three are enough for us to learn." "I don't understand until now why Brother Jiu is so jealous of Luan Xiaoting, although the number of people in the Haierbin Ark Base is not very large, but as a local powerhouse, Hu Niu'er's status is definitely first-class, the reason is very simple, her team has the most primitive courage, even if there are no guns and ammunition in their hands, with only a bayonet, they dare to fight hand-to-hand with the zongzi.
This kind of courage is also shared by many of our happy people, and the dead fat man once used a big kitchen knife to do zongzi regardless of the danger. However, under the condition that the conditions of our many people are getting better and better, it is more of a systematic leadership in the style of nine brothers, or in the form of a ****** with powerful offensive and defensive weapons, to occupy an invincible position. And our most important courage has been neglected by us.
Seeing that our team rushed forward, it didn't take long for Zuo Jia to pant from the walkie-talkie: "Lao Hua, the land bridge has been taken, four people are slightly injured, no serious injuries, no sacrifices, ask for instructions on the next step." "I secretly pick a thumb brother in my heart, this girl is a material that can be made.
When you arrive at a new place and start a full-scale rescue, the two main things are to receive an arsenal and then to find the first helicopter. The first helicopter, in particular, was the key to the whole operation. With the first helicopter, it is possible to take this helicopter to find the second helicopter, and then two to four, four to eight...... I nodded: "Commander Zuo, take your people first to seize the nearest arsenal as soon as possible." ”
Our arrival was very sudden, although there were 780,000 or 800,000 zongzi on the entire Oahu island, but they were not concentrated on Pearl Harbor, but scattered on this island of more than 1,500 square kilometers.
Zuo Jia took some of his brothers to seize the weapons depot, which is the general headquarters and general logistics center of the US Pacific Fleet, and there is definitely no shortage of weapons and ammunition. I tuned the walkie-talkie to the channel of Xuning Bridge: "Xuning Bridge, order the aerial reconnaissance unit to take off." "We now have more talent and equipment, and we often get things done with less.
Within minutes, two F15s were roaring from the Ford Island airfield, flying around the skies over Oahu, and soon, the pilot Rayhong reported: "Report to the old flowers, there is a helicopter on the roof of Honolulu City Hall; A helicopter was parked in the courtyard of the city fire brigade; There are three Black Hawk helicopters and one Chinook helicopter at the Coast Guard station......" Another pilot, Tie Wuming, also reported: "A large number of Black Hawk helicopters have been found at the US military air station, with a total of no less than 20 helicopters, as well as reconnaissance helicopters and anti-submarine helicopters of various types......
I gave a sigh of encouragement and asked, "Where is the nearest helicopter to us?" Tie Wuming replied, "The closest helicopter to you is parked on the roof of the arsenal that Commander Zuo has seized. "Haha, this is really God help me, hurry up and tell Zuo Jia: "Hey, hey, Zuo Jia, I'm Lao Hua, just on the roof of the arsenal you seized, there is a helicopter, send someone to receive it immediately." ”
About an hour later, I sat down in the office chair of the commander-in-chief of the U.S. Pacific Fleet, opened the drawer of my desk, and saw a box of fine Cuban cigars, picked it up and smelled it, and frowned: "Aren't Americans forbidding their own people to smoke Cuban high-end cigars?" How can you still find this thing here? "A good Cuban cigar is very expensive, it costs 500 US dollars a piece, which is equivalent to more than 2,000 yuan a piece, which is a complete luxury.
Sun Hongxu looked noncommittal: "The law has always been customized for the people. I nodded, and looked up to see a picture of an old soldier on the table, with a majestic appearance...... Hey, after a while, I picked it up and threw it in the garbage basket.
Typing the computer on the table, he found the distribution map of the US military base at Pearl Harbor, nodded, picked up the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Wang Hao, can you hear me?" Wang Hao's voice came out of the walkie-talkie: "Here, Lao Hua, what are your orders?" I sighed: "Leave a company to garrison Ford Island, take the rest of your men and horses into the main island of Oahu, and assist Commander Zuo to clear the zongzi." ”
Wang Hao also took the reserve team to the main island of Oahu, and Sun Hongxu pulled over a map: "Laohua, the location of the big island of Hawaii is in the south, and there are only a few small islands separated from Oahu, where the population is very sparse, although the area is seven or eight times larger than Oahu, but it has only 130,000 people. ”
I touched my bald head: "What I have always wondered is why the dungeon people set the hostage exchange location on the island of Hawaii, and also specify that it should be on Mauna Loa Volcano...... Don't they know that it's one of the largest living volcanic areas in the world? In case of a volcanic eruption, it will be burned to the jade. ”
Sun Hongxu said with a smile: "Don't think about it so troublesomely, I guess they chose the location of Mauna Loa Volcano, the reason may be very simple, specifically the island of Hawaii is the largest island in the Hawaiian archipelago, and Mauna Loa Volcano is the highest place on the island of Hawaii...... If the specific location is set on the highest peak of Mauna Loa, then it can only be explained by the best location to be found. ”
Luan Xiaoting looked at the map and said with a smile: "Have you seen it, there is an observatory on the top of this Mauna Loa volcano." Sun Hongxu said: "That observatory is a cosmic microwave background radiation array telescope cooperated by Taiwan and the United States, which is located on the top of this mountain and has been observing since the beginning of the month. ”
I nodded, "So, we have to get to that observatory early." He looked at his watch: "We can't delay any longer, let's bring our weapons and helicopters, and go to the Mauna Loa Volcano Observatory right away." Sun Hongxu had bad intentions: "Ask Commander Zuo how he is preparing." ”
Luan Xiaoting didn't know what the plan was, so she used the walkie-talkie to contact Zuo Jia: "Zuo Jia, we have to organize people to go to the big island of Hawaii as soon as possible, how many helicopters and weapons have you received over there?" Zuo Jia's voice came: "There are more than 30 Black Hawk helicopters and five Chinook transport planes; The arsenal received three or four, but one was a missile depot, which we don't need for the time being. ”
I took the walkie-talkie and said, "Commander Zuo, immediately mobilize ten Black Hawk attack planes and three Chinook transport planes for me, with the corresponding manpower, and bring enough weapons and ammunition. ”
Zuo Jia said yes over there, and then he was speechless. Jian Tianhan handed over a telegram and said with a smile: "General Wen is so well-informed." I took it and saw that it was a telegram from Moon-Seok Mountain of North Korea: "Chief of General Staff Hua, I got news from the official newspaper that you have taken a large army to attack Pearl Harbor of the US Army in Hawaii." On behalf of my Korean comrades-in-arms, I would like to express my sincere respect to you, it seems that Pearl Harbor is indeed an ominous place, and every time it is attacked it has suffered heavy losses. If necessary, I am willing to immediately go to Hawaii with the North Korean soldiers and work hard for the cause of the liberation of the whole world by the Fortune people......" I saw the black lines on my head, and sent Jian Tianhan to call Wen Mushan back: "Don't ****** nonsense, is this a sneak attack?" I'm here to rescue survivors from Hawaii. You honestly make heavy machine gun bullets for us at home, don't think about those things that don't matter, when Lao Tzu leads the troops to do the mainland of the United States, he will naturally take you. ”
Half an hour later, he replied: "Lao Hua, the helicopter formation is ready, and the helicopter to meet you has landed at the entrance of the headquarters, please come down quickly." ”
Oahu is not far from the island of Hawaii, the distance in a straight line is only about 200 kilometers, our helicopter formation flew for about an hour, and finally saw the Mauna Loa volcano in the distance, this behemoth at an altitude of more than 4,200 meters above sea level slept peacefully there, and there was not a trace of movement.
The Black Hawk attack aircraft and the Chinook transport aircraft are both technologically mature products of the United States, and both are suitable for use in plateau areas, especially the Black Hawk attack helicopters, which can even fly as much as 5,800 meters and fly normally. Zuo Jia still has a little organizational talent, and the ten Black Hawk attack planes are all fully armed and carry a hundred fighters. During the Vietnam War, when Chinook flew at a low altitude at full speed at a speed of 200 km/h, it basically did not need the escort of other aircraft.
The scale of the Mauna Loa Volcano Observatory is not large, our helicopter formation hovered over it, observed it, and found no abnormal situation, Zuo Jia landed first in the helicopter, and after confirming that it was safe, he gave us a gesture and told us to land.
When we arrived at the place, we found that there was not only one observatory in this place, but two observatories in the north and south, and there was a sign on the north observatory that said Mauna Loa Volcano Observatory, and when we looked back at the observatory in the south, there was also a big sign: Gemini Observatory.
In this area of less than one square kilometer, there are eleven buildings of all sizes distributed in a circle, Sun Hongxu waved his hand, and Zuo Jia and a hundred and ten brothers scattered and rushed over, first to clean up the nearby zongzi. I took the walkie-talkie and tuned into the public channel: "Try not to destroy the equipment here." "It's a shame to say that I don't know much about the Mauna Loa Volcano Observatory, but I still know a little about the Gemini Observatory. There is not just one Gemini observatory, there are actually two, one right in front of our eyes, and the other in the Andes Mountains of Chile.
The Gemini Observatory was built as part of a multinational project to erect 8.1-meter-long binoculars on mountaintops in Hawaii and Chile, and the main reason for the simultaneous construction of two identical observatories was that it would allow astronomers to see the entire sky through remote control at sea level.
It is a well-known project that was built and managed by a consortium of the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, Chile, Brazil, Argentina and Australia.
Unexpectedly, after Zuo Jia and the others searched, they all reported that there were no zongzi. I looked at the road that stretched out of the mountain, and thought to myself that the scientists here must have turned into rice dumplings and slipped away. In any case, the mountain at an altitude of 4,200 meters above sea level is basically a forbidden area for life.
I was thinking about it when I suddenly heard someone shouting in Mandarin with a Hong Kong and Taiwan accent: "Don't shoot...... Are you Taiwanese? We were all stunned, and we turned around and raised our guns together, only to see that on the roof of the tallest building, an Oriental yellow man in a white coat was standing there with his hands raised, baring his teeth and showing friendship to us.
I nodded and asked, "Yes, we are Chinese, and we went to Hawaii to rescue local survivors." Are you ......" When the man heard this, he was immediately stunned and asked, "Is there a mistake?" How can the survivors of Hawaii need you to rescue them? Won't the Americans come on their own? ”
Hu Niu'er snorted: "The Americans can't control this place anymore, and now Hawaii is under our management." The guy immediately fussed: "What? The ** of your continent, are you going to provoke a third world war? Hu Niu'er was angry: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get out of here!" ”
The guy was startled, his glasses almost fell off, and he quickly reached out to hold it, pouted his buttocks, and rowed to the ground along a rope, introducing himself: "My name is Chen Shuipian, and I am an astronomical scientist sent from Taiwan." I nodded, and roughly explained the current situation, and finally said, "Don't count on your Americans, they are still facing off against the armies of the dungeons on the American continent." ”
Chen Shuipian was stunned for a while: "I'm ...... I don't believe ...... "Martin? Bruch came up with a wry smile and said in English: "Don't be stupid my friend, now that the whole of Britain has fallen, the current Queen of England has taken the survivors of LinkedIn to the headquarters of Fleurdo." Chen Shuipian looked at Little Martin's Western European appearance and was stunned.
I gestured around: "What's going on here?" I mean, where are all the dumplings? Chen Shuipian looked at me stunned: "How is it in Taiwan?" Are there any living people? I nodded, "One more point, but it doesn't seem to be very good." I heard that the green camp advocating independence is making a fuss about independence...... "His grandmother's, before I finished speaking, Chen Shuipian became excited: "Taiwan is going to rise up?" We're going to be independent? My eyes widened, thinking to myself, I had only heard of traitors and traitors before, but I really didn't expect to see one here, I asked with a high voice: "Are you from the green camp?" The guy stared at the little eyes and was proud: "I am Taiwanese, I love Taiwan!" ”
"Fuck you......" I was angry, raised my leg and kicked him down: "Fuck you, after Lao Tzu goes back from here, he will immediately lead the troops to liberate Taiwan, and throw all your green-haired turtles into the sea to feed Wang Ba." Thinking about it, I was angry, and I went up and kicked it several times.
Chen Shuipian was kicked by me and screamed, Sun Hongxu pounced on me and stopped me, Hu Niu'er pointed at Sun Hongxu's nose and scolded: "Are you blind? Such a person still explained it to him? It was a kick that kicked Chen Shuipian on the tail vertebrae, Chen Shuipian straightened up in pain and screamed loudly.
Sun Hongxu didn't even look at Chen Shui, and turned around to stop Hu Niu'er: "Don't worry, don't worry, listen to me," pointed to Chen Shuipian lying on the ground with his hand: "This kid's name is very special, very similar to Taiwan's previous 'puppet president' Chen ****...... I had the impression that he wasn't much of an astronomer, I thought he was a biologist. ”
Yes? Biologist? Biologists run to work at the observatory? I waved my hand, asked someone to pull up the old water tablets, and asked, "Say!" You are obviously a biologist, why did you come to work at the observatory? Chen Shuipian covered his buttocks with both hands, his mouth was crooked, and he couldn't speak. Hu Niu'er glanced at Chen Shui's crotch, turned around and said, "Lao Hua, this guy has a very hard mouth, or I'll kick it again......"
Before the words fell, Chen Shuipian thanked him and took out a hand to cover his crotch, and said with a sad face: "I said...... I say...... We received an invitation from the Americans to say that a strange animal had been found in the nearby volcanic magma field, which they suspected was the legendary fire phoenix ......" (to be continued. )