Chapter 143: Fat Sea Teases the Police
As soon as Ximen Ken came in, he felt that this kitchen was very strange, and it seemed that the kitchen was already open, but he didn't have time to think about it before he got in.
After all, Ximen Jian is still a half-grown child who is only 17 years old, in fact, he is not afraid of those pseudo-police scum, but he just doesn't want to spoil this kitchen, and he also has the heart to hide cats and cats with them, fight them, and have fun.
Several pseudo-policemen who chased Ximen Jian also moved quickly, and they thought that Ximen Jian was seriously injured and had no ability to resist, so they relied on their courage to chase after Ximen Jian.
When they came out of the woods, they chased for a while, and suddenly found that Ximen Jian was gone, and in front of them was a large courtyard, and there was a big slippery house in the courtyard, which they recognized as Golden Hook Middle School.
A leading little policeman thought that Ximen Jian must have run in, so he climbed over the courtyard wall one by one and walked into the kitchen, and he also shouted noisily and blatantly said that he wanted to hunt down the murder suspect Ximen Jian.
At this time, on the small kang in the back kitchen of the canteen, the chef Da Dahai, who was taking a nap, and the proprietress of the kitchen, Xianhua, were woken up, and they opened their eyes very reluctantly and rubbed them.
Here is an introduction, we have already explained in the above book, after Dongyang and Ximen Jian eliminated Wu Xiong and drove away Wang Lanjun, Li Tiezhu and Xianhua returned to the team and followed the large army of Zhan Dongyang.
A few days ago, Li Tiehammer and Xianhua followed Zhan Dongyang back to Jingou and secretly helped Zhan Dongyang and Zhao Dakang rescue Meihua and Dakang Niang, and learned that Jingou Wu Mei let Jingou Middle School resume classes and restore the cafeteria, considering that Wang Lanjun and Wu Mei did not know Xianhua, and although she participated in several operations, she did not reveal her identity.
Because, every time Xianhua acts, she is masked. In order to strengthen the underground power of the Anti-United Nations in the Golden Hook, it was decided to let Xianhua continue to lurk in the Golden Hook, and with a giant anti-United Nations fighter nicknamed Fat Dahai and a chef, pretending to be a husband and wife, they returned to their old business and contracted the kitchen again.
However, the fat sea and fairy flowers turned out to be real, and the kang on the ground was so confused.
Huge Hai scolded: "Who? Noisy and shouting, woke up Lao Tzu, you don't want to live? ”
Xianhua also scolded: "Who made you naughty last night?" I don't sleep, I just think about that little, and toss people for half a night......"
Fat Dahai opened his eyes and said, "Hehe...... I can't help the organizational decision, besides, this life is short, you have to enjoy it, you can still do it while you are old now, otherwise you won't have the energy to do that kind of thing when you are fifty or sixty years old. ”
After that, he glanced at Xianhua, hugged her delicate body, and kissed her little face vigorously!
"Oops!" Xianhua touched her little face that was numb from being kissed by the fat sea and said, "You? In broad daylight, look at your dead virtue. ”
At this moment, five pseudo-policemen swaggered into the house.
The little boss who walked in front saw the action of the fat sea kissing his wife, so he laughed and said, "Oh, you two are really interested, and it is still in broad daylight...... Do you still that...... Hey...... Why can't you get into a quilt at night? ”
Fat Dahai suddenly saw so many pseudo-policemen coming, so he became alert, and saw that they were talking very uncivilly, and scolding, he was very unhappy, and he was woken up by them just now, so he said to them: "What are you doing?" This forcible break-into of a house in broad daylight, isn't this a toss-up? ”
A big chubby policeman said, "What's the matter, don't you know Lao Tzu's police uniform, Tu Lao Hat?" ”
Fat Dahai glared at him: "Who do you say is the old hat?" Lao Tzu is a foreign chef, a chef who cooks for the teachers of the Imperial Japanese Army! ”
"Bullshit Chef!" The little boss stepped forward and scolded: "It's just a ninth-rate stinky cook, fat like a pig, you dare to talk back to the police, you don't want to fucking live?" ”
Fat Dahai said, "What are you talking about?" Who doesn't want to live anymore? Let me tell you, this is a school run by the Imperial Japanese Army, you should be a little quiet! ”
The little leader said: "We are from the Heijiliao Provincial Police Department, and we are ordered to arrest Ximen Jian, the key culprit in the Manchukuo murder case!" ”
"Huh? What Simon Kin? Xianhua was startled on the side, and quickly pretended to be scared and hid behind the fat sea.
She thought, could it be that Ximen Jian's little rabbit cub was hiding in the kitchen?
When Fat Dahai heard this, he frowned and glared: "What?" What kind of bullshit is to be committed, Lao Tzu is a canteen here, there is food, but there is no murder, but if you want to eat, you have to spend money......"
The little boss also widened his eyes, looked at the fat sea and shouted, "You fucking nonsense, what kind of mess are you messing around?" Less nonsense! Lao Tzu asked you, did you see a big man and a half-grown child with a steel fork in his hand, a bow and arrows on his back, and an old foreign cannon? ”
Fat Dahai said: "My wife and I were taking a nap on the kang in a daze, and we were woken up by your ghost crying wolf howl, what can you see before you go down to the ground?" ”
A policeman felt that Fat Dahai's words were very wrong and was about to have a seizure.
The little boss said, "Don't talk nonsense with him, search quickly!" ”
Seeing this, Xianhua hurriedly tugged at the placket of his clothes with her little hand behind Fat Dahai, and whispered: "The sea, our house is a heavy kitchen, we can't let them search casually!" ”
"You dare!" Fat Dahai hurriedly got off the kang, stood at the door leading to the kitchen, like a wall, stared at them and said, "See you dare to go one step further?" This is an important kitchen place, which is related to the health and safety of more than 300 teachers and students of Golden Hook Middle School, and there are Japanese teachers, you can't just go in! ”
"Huh?" As soon as the little leader heard that there was a Japanese teacher here, he hesitated and said, "We are also on official duty, and we also saw Ximen Jian come in with our own eyes, you fucking get out of the way!" ”
"No way!" Fat Dahai's attitude was very resolute, and suddenly his little eyes rolled and he smiled and looked at several policemen with contempt and said: "Hehe, I'm standing here, if you move Lao Tzu half a step, Lao Tzu will let you go in and search." ”
"Huh?" Several policemen glanced at each other, and they all felt that this fat sea was like a wall standing there, and seeing that he weighed more than 300 pounds, it would take a little effort to move him half a step, but he was a little unconvinced.
The little leader said, "How many of us are together?" ”
Fat Dahai said, "You guys try one first!" ”
"I'll come first!" A big policeman came over and was eager to try, and when he came to the fat sea to compare with him, he was much thinner.
He struck a thoughtful pose, stretching his arms and teasing his legs. Then, he made a horse-step posture again, stood firmly in front of the fat sea, and suddenly pushed his palms out to him.
"Smack-" The palms hit the fat sea on the chest hard, but he didn't move!
The fat policeman was bounced back by the reaction force of the fat sea's chest.
"Kick and stare at ......" The fat policeman took a few steps back.
"Bah-" He grinned and grinned for a long time before he got up.
"Hehe...... "Fat Dahai was happy, and grinned: "Come on, even if you come with a few wine bags and rice bags, you can't move Lao Tzu?" ”