My reputation in this life is completely ruined!

I want to cry a few times like a little lady, and I feel too contrived, obviously I have taken a big advantage, and no one will sympathize with me if I pretend to be a grandson, but I can't say anything about this kind of cheapness, I just think over and over again, how to explain to the ninth brother, how to explain like the third child, how to explain like the brothers......

Oh my God, I'm going to break down! I watched in a daze as Melina got up from me, changed into a snow-white robe, covered her face with a thick face towel, and then came up to me and said, "Honey, do you want to lie down a little longer, or do you want to get up now?" ”

I snorted, thinking to myself what's so good about lying naked on a big stone slab like this? I had to endure my anger and said, "Please help me put on my clothes...... The little girl snuggled up and said softly: "I am your wife, you don't have to speak so politely." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I yelled, "Then ****** you don't hurry up and help me put my clothes on?" What year do you want me to shine? As soon as I finished yelling, she immediately yelled back twice as loud as me: "I'm not deaf, why are you so loud?" Do you want to deny it after taking advantage of me? ”

I fainted, I quickly lowered my breath, and said: "Please help me put on my clothes......" She snorted: "It's almost ......" first took a white handkerchief, wiped the filth on my brother's body, and then picked up the handkerchief and looked at the red blood stains on it, I thought she would put it away like a Chinese woman, who knew that she waved her hand casually, and threw the handkerchief into the trash can next to the bed.

Then she started to dress me, I really didn't expect that when she undressed me, she was more agile than a monkey, and when she dressed me, she was as stupid as a duck, and she couldn't separate her fingers, and it was easy to button my shirt, and I looked down and saw that she had tied the wrong button.

Forget it, this girl is probably playing with big knives since she was a child, and besides, the clothes I wear are indeed a little different from the robes they wear, so I don't blame her. But after helping me get dressed, the girl took it upon herself to tie a black cord to my wrist, and I warned her loudly, "What kind of thing are you?" Just tie me up? "Recently, Lao Huajing encountered something inexplicable, first she was tied to a braid on her wrist by a beautiful snake, and now she was tied a leather cord by a female bandit.

Melina sneered and said, "I've gambled the lives of the whole clan on you, what if you kid runs away?" As he spoke, he tied Piso's order to his wrist. The cord wasn't long, and when it was all tied, there was still a foot between the two of us.

I glanced at the piso and said with disdain: "I've never seen you so heartless, a man has to be tied with his heart, so that he can be tied firmly, you are holding such a broken leather rope, and you still want to tie me?" What are your dreams? Do you think the old flower is your leper dog? ”

Melina smiled, raised her wrist and looked at it, very satisfied: "Such a broken leather cord? She said in my tone before she said, "What do you think this is?" This is the biggest treasure of the thieves, and if it is long enough, it will not be able to run away from an elephant. ”

My hand was pulled by her, and I also lifted it up, and said in shock: "Can't run away with an elephant on a leash?" Melina beamed proudly: "Yes, when our thieves ancestors robbed merchant ships in the Mediterranean, they sometimes simply towed the ships away, and they used this thing to make cables at that time...... Hey, it's been a long time, and now there is only such a small amount left of the housekeeper's baby...... Just right to tie you up. ”

I was dumbfounded: "Grass! You don't have to think so highly of me, do you? The girl turned around shamelessly and whispered, "Just ...... You...... Hehe, I suddenly like you a little...... Of course, I can't let you run away, and I don't have the ability to tie your heart, so I have to tie up your people. ”

I looked up to the sky and sighed, "Learning should give us an antidote, right?" "I thought that we were all happy for a while, and we didn't even know what was wrong with the big zongzi, and we had to find a way to ask for a while. Satisfied, Melina helped me to walk into the big cave and said with a smile, "There was no antidote, but now there should be one." ”

I didn't understand, but at this time, Lao Tzu was in a very bad mood, and he didn't bother to ask, so he closed his mouth when he heard her say that there was an antidote, and was half-dragged and half-dragged by her into the big hole. Everyone was still staring around and waiting, and everyone seemed to be relieved to see the two of us come out.

The dwarf and the manticore were still fighting, the three guys were covered in blood, half of the ears of the Zha Ryo were missing, and the manticore's buttocks and front legs were covered with wounds, and Yadato was not injured, but she was sweating profusely. I've heard Chief Tyxon say that when a dwarf sweats, it's a sign that he's starting to burn out.

Melina put me under the stone table and said to me, "You are the man chosen for me by your ancestors, and your ancestors will bless you." I rolled my eyes and glanced at the big zongzi, and was about to scold him, asking him why he didn't save the innocence of the old flower when he saw death? But when I looked up, I found a problem, although the appearance of the big zongzi has not changed much, but why is the light in his eyes missing from his grandmother?

The light in the eyes of the big zongzi is not the same, but every time his gaze changes color, his ability has improved slightly. At first, I thought he had an upgrade function, but now his gaze is suddenly gone, and the whole person looks like a white skeleton that has been dead for N years, which is really uncomfortable to look at.

Melina said to me, "The venom of the manticore is very domineering, and when it sees blood, there is no second thing that can dissolve it except its own saliva...... Stretching out his hand and whistling, the manticore suddenly broke free from the entanglement of the two dwarven warriors and jumped to Melina's side.

The two dwarven warriors thought that the beast was going to eat me, and they shouted together, and they were about to rush over with their battle axes, but I quickly shouted, "Forget it, stop fighting." "I didn't say much, it was useless to talk too much, and the dwarven warriors didn't understand much Chinese. The two dwarven warriors were also tired, so they stood aside and rested for a while.

Maryna gestured a few times, and the manticore sat down on the ground with some reluctance. The big battle just now must have tired this beast enough, it was like a big wolf dog in summer, sticking out its tongue for a long time, and its mouth was panting, and it couldn't help but flow to the ground.

Melina hurriedly brought a crockpot and placed it under the manticore's mouth...... This scene was so disgusting that I almost wanted to vomit at the thought of drinking the manticore's harazi after a while. I quickly turned my eyes to look at the big zongzi and asked in Chinese, "Man, what's wrong with you?" Are you injured? ”

Da Zongzi's expression was gloomy and he nodded slightly. I thought to myself, "What can hurt you?" Da Zongzi shook his head slightly, but he couldn't elaborate. I thought to myself that the big dumplings are immune to zombies, and they should also be immune to mummies, right, how can they still be injured like this? Even in the face of the scorpion lion, with the martial arts of the big zongzi, he will definitely be able to win it, and he will be able to retreat at the very least.

Da Zongzi is my friend, if you insist on selection, Da Zongzi must be my best friend, and the intimacy may be second only to the dead fat man. Now when I see him looking half-dead, I suddenly get anxious, and I just think about how to help him heal and recover.

Melina listened to me muttering and talking to the big zongzi, and couldn't help but be suspicious, she didn't dare to offend the anxious ancestors, and quietly asked me: "My dear...... You're talking to your thief ancestors...... What ......" I glared at her: "I complained to him that you are simply a tigress and a dominatrix ......"

Melina interrupted me and asked very seriously, "Tigress I know, very elegant animal...... But what is a dominatrix? I let out a long sigh, not knowing how to cope anymore. When this girl saw that I didn't speak, she immediately became suspicious: "Are you scolding me?" ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "Do you think I dare? I have just discussed things with your thief ancestor, and I want his help......" Before I could finish speaking, Melina leaned over and kissed me on the cheek, and said, "Honey, you are becoming more and more like a thief!" He glanced up at the big zongzi: "With the protection of the ancestors, it seems that our thief clan will not die out from now on." ”

I blinked and said, "Actually, I'm talking to the ancestor of the thief clan to see if he can step down from the stone table and participate in our battle himself." Before I finished speaking, the girl crooked her hand and almost broke the crockpot in her hand, and she was shocked and inexplicably lost her voice and said, "Don't mess around......"

My eyes widened and I asked, "Are you kidding me?" Didn't you see that I was very serious about discussing with the guy sitting on it? Melina's face was full of frost: "Please be kind to the ancestors of our thief clan." I looked at the clay pot in her hand and quickly admitted defeat: "Okay, you're almost ready, right?" Not enough? ”

Melina looked down at the clay pot in her hand, nodded, and said, "It should be almost there...... without consulting me, she stood up and left, I was dragged behind by her, like a little pug led by an old lady. I was furious: "Do you want to feed me a few bones?" ”

Melina looked back and said with a smile, "I'm so sorry for you, my dear, I'm going to hold this clay pot in my hand now, so I can't help you...... You bear with it first, it will be fine immediately, as long as this clay pot is filled with water, it will be enough for everyone to detoxify. ”

I asked dissatisfiedly, "Why do you want to mix it with water?" Doesn't it detoxify if you use it directly? Melina turned around, glared at me, dipped a finger in the clay pot, brought it to me, and asked, "Can you eat something like this?" ”

I took a closer look, and the scorpion lion's hala had already condensed into a cheese-like shape, and the slimy was as disgusting as it was disgusting, so I had to sigh and say, "Okay, you better get water first." So she dragged me to the sink and filled a clay pot with water, stirred and melted the mucus in it with her hands, and then pushed the clay pot to my mouth: "You drink first, and you will be fine if you drink it." ”

I glanced at the clay pot: "How much to drink?" She gave me a blank look: "A small sip is enough, haven't you seen that the more than 200 people of our thief clan haven't drunk yet...... Don't worry, I just became a wife, and I don't want to be a widow so soon. ”

Her eyes were so hot that I didn't dare to look at it more, so I quickly took a sip...... I grass! Maryna didn't care about me, dragged me by the hand and brought me to their leader, Tiragon, gave him a sip, and then turned back to me and asked, "Can you move?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I can't move...... Hey? I shook my head and realized that I could really move, and now I was very happy, so I hurriedly got up from the ground, grabbed the clay pot, and gave it to our people to drink first, and Tiragon over there could also move, took the clay pot and began to distribute it to the thieves.

Lu Hu shook his body and stood up, grabbed out a cold dagger with a sparkling light, and without saying a word, stabbed directly at Melina. This guy is a professional assassin, specializing in killing, and his movements are really neat. But Melina's reaction was not slow, she only pulled me lightly, and dragged me in front of her, seeing that Lu Hu loved not to stop, the dagger was about to be inserted into me!

I screamed in fright, and finally the Rhu braked hard to prevent me from stabbing me, but the cold tip of the dagger still touched my neck. Lu Hu angrily withdrew the dagger, and wanted to bypass me to stab Melina, but he was still muttering curses in his mouth: "Lao Tzu hasn't suffered this loss yet!" ”

But Melina is very slippery, turning around, always blocking me between her and Lu Hu, Lu Hu throws a mouse bogey, doesn't want to hurt me, and naturally can't hurt Melina.

was making a fuss, when I heard someone say in a rough voice: "Little white face, it's almost enough, why isn't it over yet?" Lu Hu turned his head to look, only to see that the thieves had drawn out their scimitars, and they almost rushed up. The rough-throated man stepped forward, it was none other than the bandit leader Tiragon, who pointed at Melina and said, "This is my old master. He pointed at me again and said, "This is my new master." He turned his head and told Lu Hu: "No matter which one you hurt, I'm not done with you!" ”

Lu Hu was still unconvinced, Wu Shuyuan grabbed him and hugged him, and said, "Don't make trouble, you see that Lao Hua finally subdued these people...... Besides, you also heard it just now, that woman has become our sister-in-law, how can you still kill her? Lu Hu looked at me straight, sighed, and sat back. The bandit warriors on the other side also withdrew their swords, but the atmosphere was still tense.

Melina snorted coldly, and muttered a lot of Arabic in the field, and the robber warriors listened to it, and became more and more at a loss, and looked at me from time to time. I didn't understand Arabic, so I hurried to see Sun Hongxu, and the guy made a reassuring gesture to me, so I was relieved, it seemed that Melina was convincing those bandit warriors for me.

Sure enough, it didn't take long for Maryna to turn around and say to me, "I've already told you that I'll follow you from now on." Whether it is dead or alive, everyone recognizes it...... But if you dare to deceive us, our thieves will surely cut you with a thousand knives. ”

I looked over to the bandit warriors, and one by one they came up to me and bowed. The Arabs are unruly in nature, not to mention that they have fought with the Crusaders for hundreds of years in ancient times to gain the upper hand, and in modern times alone, there have been two Gulf Wars, a ten-year Iran-Iraq War, and several Middle East wars...... Although the Arabs were defeated again and again, they never bowed their heads and surrendered defeat. Now, as a whole family of robbers bowed down to me in turn, and at last the women and children came up to salute me, and it dawned on me that these men had entrusted me with their lives.

Melina looked at me: "Now that you are the patriarch of the bandits, remember the maxim of the bandits: the best warrior is like a Damascus scimitar." I nodded and said to everyone, "Although you have always made a living from robbery, as Mary said to Melina, it is the environment that is like this, no wonder you are on your own heads. But from now on, I ask you to give up your robbery and be a good person. Our world has completely collapsed, and it is time for all the survivors to help each other, and it is already a blessing from God that your people can survive the onslaught of the virus. Therefore, I ask you to cherish this honor and join me in helping the survivors who are still begging and begging. ”

The warriors of the bandit clan started to talk in a hurry, you and I said one sentence, very lively, but all of them were spoken in Arabic. Melina translated for me: "They said that you don't have to be a thief, you can take the bus, watch a movie, or something......

I laughed too, and said aloud, "As long as you are willing to live peacefully with the majority of people, then all the wealth of mankind will be yours." It's not just a bus to watch a movie, you can do whatever you want as long as you don't hurt others. ”

Now everyone was happy, and one hundred and ten bandit warriors applauded and celebrated, and their anger suddenly became enthusiastic. They surrounded Jian Tianhan, Cao Yijing and others, and asked what was delicious and fun in the outside world. If the Arabs are really enthusiastic, ordinary people really can't resist, although no one can understand Arabic except Sun Hongxu, but the robber warriors don't care at all, they still pull my brothers to ask long and short questions, and talk non-stop.

I really didn't expect the two of us to become so enthusiastic so quickly, and even the two dwarven warriors surrounded them with a large circle of children, talking and laughing. I watched it and couldn't help but sigh, and Melina was stunned: "What's wrong with you?" What kind of sigh? ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "How good it would be if this was a peaceful thing, you thieves are too simple, love and hate, I really want to stay with you...... Unfortunately, we have to go, and there are still countless survivors waiting for us to come to the rescue......"

Melina bent her eyes and asked me, "Are you the reincarnation of the Savior?" Hehe. (To be continued.) )