I heard this story from my grandfather.

My grandfather was a ninety-year-old man in good spirits, and he told me many witty and interesting stories! corny

Howe's story is one of them.

Old tyrant, I don't know who his surname is? I was born in my grandfather's hometown around the end of the Qing Dynasty.

My grandfather's hometown was a remote ravine in the mountains of western Liaoning, and there were few households in the last years of the Qing Dynasty. Those people are all Shandong people who came here in the eastern part of the country.

The old tyrant is a great Shandong man, with a short figure, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a full beard, and a very bold personality!

Legend has it that the old tyrant has 500 catties of strength!

Why is the old tyrant so strong? He had four kidneys!

Is there a person in the world who has four kidneys? There is no medical evidence. But the people in Tunli back then said that the old tyrant had four kidneys.

If the kidneys are sufficient, the strength will be great!

The following story is the story of the old tyrant hitting the ghost.

I don't know what year or month it was, it is estimated that the old tyrant was in his thirties at that time, and he was working on the lead-zinc mine in Zhaojiagou.

Legend has it that it was late one night in late July, and a deserted moon hung in the sky, and the old tyrant returned to the village after work. He had just drunk a few taels of soju in class, and he was a little drunk, and he walked on the country road with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

It was pitch black and eerily quiet, with the occasional bark from afar.

Due to work, the old tyrant often walks alone at night. Originally, he had a flashlight pinned to his waist, but the flashlight ran out that night, so he had to walk forward in the dark.

There is about five miles from the mine to the village, a dirt road, and the woods on both sides. In the past, because there was a flashlight, I didn't feel that this road was not easy to walk, tonight I drank a little wine, when I saw the wind, a little up, the old tyrant wanted to go home immediately, sleep comfortably, but his feet did not obey the call, and he wanted to go but could not walk fast.

"Damn, why is today's road so difficult......" The old tyrant scolded secretly.

finally entered the tunzi, and the old tyrant suddenly saw something appear on the road, like a person but not a person.

The old tyrant rubbed his eyes, looked at them fixedly, and thought: What is it?

The old tyrant really drank too much, and he was already bold, so he asked loudly: "What are you doing?" ”

The thing was silent.

The old tyrant is strange in his heart! Pick up the thing behind you.

The thing knew that someone was pulling it behind, so it got into the running road of a family, shrunk a ball, and gave the old tyrant a back.

The old tyrant didn't think much about it when he was drinking, he walked over in a few big strides, hit the back of the thing with his fist, and shouted, "What are you doing?" Why don't I tell you to squeak?

The thing jerked around......

The old tyrant screamed in fright and passed out......

Later, I don't know who found the unconscious old tyrant next to the mill road, and carried him home. The old tyrant couldn't afford to get sick, and he lay down on the kang for more than a month, and he almost didn't die.

Looking at the blackened old tyrant in Yintang, people knew that he must have seen something he shouldn't have seen.

"Old tyrant, what did you see that night?"

"Hell! Oh my god, it's scary! "The old tyrant has palpitations.

"What the hell does a ghost look like?"

"Mom, such an old man with a big tongue!"

Are there any ghosts in this world? The old tyrant really hit the hell! It is said that people who drink alcohol and walk at night are prone to attracting ghosts.

Whenever grandpa talks about this, he always laughs, the old tyrant has four kidneys, and he has seen ghosts, it's really one

A strange man!

In Grandpa's story, strange people and wonders emerge endlessly!

Grandpa said that there were many people who had the ability in the past, and the old tyrant was nothing! The following story is enough to prove that there are people outside of people, and there are heavens outside of heaven.

It is said that the story of the old tyrant spread ten, ten and hundred, so that the government heard about it. The government heard that it was in a ravine in western Liaoning

There was a man who had four kidneys and 500 pounds of strength, and he wanted to invite this person to the government's army and promote him

He's a military general or something!

It didn't take long for the government to come down and visit the village to visit the thatched house.

The old tyrant, who was working in the fields, saw a bearded officer riding a fast horse, and in the blink of an eye approached.

"Excuse me, are you an old tyrant?" The officer asked.

"yes"

"I'm the battalion commander and adjutant of the Northeast Army, and I want to ask you to go out of the mountain"

"Oh"

The officer dismounted and wanted to test the strength of the old tyrant.

The old tyrant rolled up his arms and sleeves, squatted on the horse, competed with his hands, and lifted the carriage weighing more than 300 catties with a bull roar.

"Your strength is okay! But ......"

The officer changed his tone and said the word "but".

The old tyrant thought to himself: My strength is so great! Why can't you do it? Looks like you didn't like me!

The officer pursed his lips and saw two rice buckets, a bucket of rice and a bucket of vegetables, on the ground. These two barrels are about thirty pounds.

"What kind of food did you eat?" The officer turned out to be from Shanxi.

"How can there be good food in the ravine, hehe" the old tyrant smiled.

"Oh"

"It's a family of three's lunch."

The officer didn't say a word, loosened his trouser belt, opened his belly, and snorted and ate all the two buckets of food, making the old tyrant look stupid!

It turns out that this officer's amount of food and strength is several times greater than that of the old tyrant!

The old tyrant is willing to bow down.

The Shanxi officer rode away on horseback and did not take the old tyrant with him. Because the old tyrant didn't get into his eyes.

Although the old tyrant has great strength, compared to that officer, he is still a little behind!

"Grandpa, was the military attache in the army really that powerful at that time?" I asked my grandfather because I suspected it was coming

The bottom is true or false.

Grandpa smiled mysteriously and said, "This is still fake!" ”

I know my grandfather, who always has that smile every time he tells a godly story.

If the officers of the old army were really so powerful? Why is it not written in the book.

A story is a story, you don't have to dig deeper, hehe!

In this way, the old tyrant failed to go out of the mountains to serve the government, planted the land all his life, and became a mountain village man for a lifetime.