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In the afternoon, the survivor troops in the interior of the United States drove over one after another, with the slogan "Fight the invaders, keep the enemy out of the country!" Lao Yao frowned and said to me, "Lao Hua, why do I think it's so unreliable?" As soon as I mentioned that the enemy was outside the country, I remembered that Wang Ming was here. 【】”

I thought about it, don't fucking get us beaten up, so I went to Uncle Sam: "It's too rigid to fight positional warfare, what we need at the moment is movement warfare, guerrilla warfare." With such a vast United States, it is completely possible to put the enemy in and fight it, and if it is as tough as it is now, I am afraid that we will not take advantage of it. ”

Uncle Sam listened but disagreed: "At present, the defense of the front line can be said to be impregnable, the logistics support is very stable, and there are no powerful lethal weapons on the side of the dungeon, just flesh and blood...... Rest assured, we've figured out how to deal with the Petopus Dragon. You stay in the second line of defense with the troops from Europe first, and we will win. "Americans have developed software and hardware, and maybe they have a clever trick.

I was stunned: "Why are we getting involved with the European forces?" Uncle Sam said apologetically: "On the Spanish side, Franco is here, so it's okay to say." However, France's Sarkoki and Germany's Heider did not come, so it was more difficult for their teams to bring ...... We have hardly any people in our hands who know German and French. ”

I was sweating profusely: "We don't have it on our side." "Originally, there was another Sun Hongxu, but now that the situation in Europe is tight, he can't come for the time being. Uncle Sam is very knowledgeable: "Now France and Germany are in the hands of your Fledor, just find a translator." When I arrived, I called the Chinese fellow who greeted me in the cabin: "Hua, this is Mr. Gao Ming, who knows a little French and German, he can help you first." After saying that, Uncle Sam nodded very gentlemanly and went to attend to his military affairs.

I looked at Gao Ming: "Dude, do you know German and French?" "This Gao Ming is not very old, it is estimated that he is only twenty-five or sixteen years old, with black hair, he looks like a human essence at a glance. The guy nodded and walked over: "Mr. Hua......" I quickly waved my hand: "Old flower is fine." Presbyopia is fine. Gao Ming nodded and greeted him with a smile: "I said don't be angry...... I don't know much, just a few daily sentences, a few words. ”

This young man is not very strong, and he has a little sign of a chick, and I thought to myself that if I could say a few words, I would not have to carry you everywhere, so I said, "How many words you can say, teach me now." Gao Mingtong's face was embarrassed: "Do you really want to learn?" ”

I nodded: "Yes, I have been told before that French is the most beautiful language in the world, and I just want to find an opportunity to learn a few sentences." Unexpectedly, Comrade Gao Ming became angry: "Phew! Old flower, you are fooled, which outer space French did the person who said that talk listen to? French is so ugly, it's the same as spitting. Whoever speaks French to Lao Tzu is the most beautiful language in the world, and Lao Tzu spits him to death with a mouthful of thick phlegm. ”

I listened to the sweat: "Is it that serious?" Gao Ming was heartbroken: "The number of French people is really superb, seventy-six does not read seventy-six, read sixty plus sixteen." Ninety-six does not read ninety-six, but reads four twenty plus sixteen. I couldn't help but envy: "The French must be so good at mathematics." Gao Ming cried bitterly: "Almost, addition and subtraction within a hundred, you can read it out directly without a calculator." The most terrible thing is that the phone number is read two or two, not waist 76988472, but 100 plus 60 plus 16, 4 20 plus 18, then 4 20 plus 4, and then 60 plus 12. ”

I thought to myself, if that's the case, I don't have to go to France to find a cutie to ask for a phone, and after the phone report, the gourd baby is all his grandmother's finished reading. Unexpectedly, Gao Ming didn't finish speaking: "In French, all nouns are divided into male and female, beard is a female word, hair is a male word, and keys and locks are female words." I nodded: "When the French open the door, how lively they are." Gao Ming finally concluded: "The gender of all words must be remembered, because the articles of men and women are different, and the adjectives are not the same, and each verb has six conjugations for each tense, and there are a total of twenty-three tenses in French...... In short, those who learn French, in their previous lives, were angels who spit thick phlegm, had a mouth full of men and women, and had to turn the dictionary ten times to speak a sentence. ”

I was dumbfounded and comforted him: "Forget it, since French is so difficult to learn, then I don't have to bother...... What about German? German is always better, right? Gao Ming cried directly: "In order to find a job, Lao Tzu took German classes for nearly a year, and it was unbearable to look back on the past." ”

I couldn't help but frown: "Isn't German the most rigorous language?" Gao Ming hurriedly waved his hand: "Which nebula is the German of which nebula are you referring to?" The number of Germans is really superb, eighty-nine is not eighty-nine, nine and eighty. I was happy: "Why is it the opposite?" ”

Gao Ming cried with a sad face: "The Germans are so good at math, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division are like a stream, 67254 does not pronounce sixty-seven thousand two hundred and fifty-four, pronounces seven and sixty thousand, two hundred and four and five tens, and writes it is g forty-eight letters, and it is not too fucking long." There are no punctuation marks and spaces, how do you recognize that?" I nodded sympathetically: "When you recognize it, the song is all sung." ”

Gao Ming sighed bitterly: "All nouns are divided into male, female, and neither male nor female. I was surprised: "There are still words that are neither male nor female?" "I think Germans are all heavy tastes. Gao Ming explained to me: "The little girl is neither male nor female, and the bed is also not male or female, but the sun is female......"

I couldn't help but sigh when I heard it: "I really owe the ...... of Japan" Gao Ming may feel that it is not enough to hit me, and continue to add fuel and vinegar: "The gender of all words must be remembered, because the articles of male, female and non-male and non-female are different; Plural numbers also have to be memorized as new words, because it is not simply added -s and -es to finish, plural numbers not only add different endings, but also change their diacritics. The requirements for being the subject as the object, the three things of the person, and the preposition are all different. Some prepositions can also be used in two cases, adjectives and adjectives change a lot to make you feel distressed, not only in the four cases of definite articles and indefinite articles are different, but also in men and women are not male or female, there are also plural numbers, a total of 36 variations. What else can I say: "Do you speak German, or do you speak Zhu Bajie?" ”

As soon as I commented, Lao Gao became more energetic: "The most thing is the verb, which is different in front of different people, me, you, he, she, it, we, you, them, you...... There are nine in total, and all of them have different endings. The verb past tense and the excessive ending are also different. And you have to remember both the past tense and the past participle as new words, because the strong change verb is completely irregular, and when the modal verb is dynamically first subjunctive and the second subjunctive, the verb is placed at the end of the sentence. I had to wait for your verb to come out after listening to such a long sentence, and finally I heard the verb, and found that I had forgotten the meaning of the previous sentence. The most annoying thing is the separable verb, the separable verb prefix should be placed at the end of the sentence, and the old man can't say that the last prefix doesn't know what he is going to do. ”

I was really speechless: "You've learned all this, and you're the king of Google Translate Kingsoft Word." ”

Gao Ming looked at me sympathetically: "Do you still learn German?" I'll teach you if you want to learn...... But let's say it first, there is no so-called standard accent in German, the accents in the eastern, western, southern, and northern parts of Germany are different, and some accents are like Cantonese and Hokkien to Mandarin. ”

I completely surrendered and raised my hands high: "Forget it, forget it, brother, you still follow me, I won't study, you have already taught tuition for the Chinese." He led Gao Ming back to the station, stammered and greeted the German troops, the French troops, and the Italian troops, and hurried home.

The first thing I did when I got home was to ask Jian Tianhan to send a telegram to Sun Hongxu, asking about German and French, and to verify whether this Gao Ming was lying to me. It didn't take long for Sun Hongxu to call back: "What he said is basically the truth, but it's not that serious." The languages of European countries belong to the Indo-European language family, and although the Chinese languages are different, the specific differences are not large, at most the pronunciation of each word is different. Tense. The grammar is basically figured out, to be specific, it is somewhat similar to the dialects of various parts of China, but at most it is more disparity. That Gao Ming said that deliberately, I suspect that he is an undercover agent sent by Uncle Sam, you have to be careful to watch out for him. "I showed the telegram to the old medicine, and the old medicine didn't say anything. Over the years, I have seen a lot of yellow-skinned and white-hearted banana people, and these people will not have any national pride and ancestral centripetal force. There is still a big difference between overseas Chinese and ethnic Chinese, some overseas Chinese can go bankrupt to support the Xinhai Revolution and save China, while some overseas Chinese can act as US ambassadors to China and comprehensively safeguard the use of Americans. It's a complex issue, and we don't have to blame everyone. But many times it is sad to think about it, whether it is an American, a Canadian, a New Zealander, a South African, an Australian, it will be proud to say that they are of British descent, but most of them are the same, and the interests of their own country are the first consideration.

The troops on the front line have been urgently mobilized, and even those like us who are in the second line of defense are gradually feeling the pressure of war. Our base is located at the San Antonio City Airport, which is a large area and the overall rear of the entire state of Texas. Our base is closed by the power grid, the Americans are very smart, they don't use that kind of high-voltage electricity, after the zongzi touch the power grid, they will not be electrocuted, but it will make them very uncomfortable, so the zongzi dare not approach.

Each of the four southern states of the United States: Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and California has a general reserve, the so-called second line of defense. For a whole afternoon, all kinds of fighter planes, passenger planes, cargo planes, and helicopters did not stop. The efficiency of the Americans' operations was no worse than ours at home, because of the advanced equipment and even faster than us, and it took them only one afternoon to send a new regiment of troops and countless supplies to the three main positions on the Texas border through the San Antonio airport.

It seemed that a vicious battle was about to be fought, and our side was also preparing for the war in full swing, but I didn't expect that at about four o'clock in the afternoon, an earth-shattering explosion suddenly came from the airport. The guards rushed in and reported: "Report, a helicopter crashed, and the ammunition loaded in the cabin exploded. ”

Yes? Lao Yao and I staggered out and looked at the airport, and sure enough, the fire crows were soaring into the sky, and the smoke was billowing and exploding. No one dared to come over to help in such a situation, so they were in a hurry. How do you know that in less than three minutes, a fighter plane fell from the sky with a somersault, and fell on the airport runway with a snap.

A helicopter is sad enough, and this is another fighter jet...... I don't feel sorry for falling ten fighter jets, but if I fall and kill a pilot, it will kill us. I was in a hurry all of a sudden, and ran to the airport, and ran out a few steps away, when Lao Yao staggered up behind him, he had six legs, and he ran faster than me, and grabbed me and yelled: "Be careful, another one has fallen!" ”

Yes?! I stopped, stunned to look up, sure enough, I saw another F16 fighter plane falling over and over, and the people who were going to rush up to save people like me immediately scattered and fled, all afraid of being hit by the falling plane, a huge base, suddenly into a pot of porridge, fortunately which plane fell directly outside the protective net, I don't know how many zongzi were killed in one breath, and then it exploded and broke into several sections.

At that moment, I suddenly woke up: Damn! How could it be such a coincidence? How could our helicopters and fighter jets be so coincidentally destroyed one after another? Hurriedly turned my head to look at the sky in the southeast corner, only to see an F16 fighter plane flying towards the base again, I saw it fly very close to the airport, it was normal, but I don't know how, suddenly, the plane lost control, tumbling and tumbling over.

I dropped the old medicine, turned over and ran to the tower, the dwarf girl followed closely, and the two of us ran into the tower one after the other, and I yelled at the tower coordinator, "Get the next fighter out of here and land somewhere else." ”

The stupid boy still stiffened his mouth with me: "There is no other airport around here...... I went over and snatched his microphone over, and before I could put it on my head, the guy almost fell down as soon as he reached out and pushed me, and several other navigators also surrounded me, shouting: "Are you crazy?" ”

Yadato rushed up and punched all three of them to the ground. I stood up and shouted into the microphone, "Attention pilots, this is the San Antonio airport tower, there is danger, repetition, danger here, please land at another airport." ”

As soon as the words fell, I heard an anxious voice coming from the loudspeaker: "Tower, Tower, I'm 9527, I'm 9527, what's wrong?" How is our captain now? "How do I know who their captain is? It was probably one of the unlucky ones who crashed the plane, so he shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, how do I know who your captain is!" "If it weren't for this guy's luck, the same character number as Zhou Xingye, I would have been a little polite, and someone else would have scolded his mother earlier.

How do you know that this kid is still not enlightened, and asked: "Then what should we do now?" Where do we land? I held back my anger: "I'm just here...... Don't understand the situation! The kid was also angry: "Then find someone who understands the situation!" ”

I thought about it too, grabbed the collar by the neck, grabbed the guy who pushed me, and asked, "Where else can I land besides here?" The boy snorted and didn't speak, and when he saw that Yadato was about to raise his fist again, he hurriedly said, "Go to Albuquerque." ”

I shook my head directly: "No, Albuquerque City is the second defense stronghold of New Mexico, and it is not necessarily safe there...... Don't fucking go to the battlefield, look inland. The navigator was quick this time, blurting out, "Oklahoma City!" ”

Oklahoma City, the capital of Oklahoma, is a city that is relatively far from the battlefield. I nodded and shouted into the microphone, "Go to Oklahoma City!" Nine-five-two-seven muttered, "I wish I had enough gas." I was only concerned with one other question: "Are there any other pilots besides ninety-five-two-seven?" ”

Nine-Five-Twenty-Seven replied: "No, the Texas front line is relatively south, so this side is equipped with double the number of Air Force fighters...... It's just the four of us. I nodded, "Man, now I just hope you won't be the only remaining U.S. pilot." ”

My words startled both the navigator and Nine-Five-Twenty-Seven, and the two guys said almost in unison, "What did you say?" "There were people walking around at the door of the control room of the tower, and when I looked back, it was Jian Tianhan and my personal guards, so I nodded, took the intercom on the table, and handed it to the navigator: "You can ask other second-line strongholds...... To be honest, I hope I got it wrong. ”

The navigator hesitantly picked up the intercom, and before he could speak, Uncle Sam's anxious inquiry came from inside: "San Antonio airport tower, I'm Sam, you guys over there...... Nothing happened, right? The navigator looked at me and, according to the truth: "Three fighters and one helicopter ...... fell"

I got impatient and grabbed the intercom: "Sam, I'm the old flower, I've stopped the landing of 9527 and let him go to Oklahoma City...... What about other airports? Did something similar happen? Uncle Sam was stunned: "How do you know?" ”

Thinking about how we almost crashed a helicopter in Vietnam, I sneered, "I suspect that the people in the dungeon used a tin can on us...... They don't take it lightly, and when they do, they will make us remember it for the rest of our lives. Uncle Sam was speechless for a long time: "Beautiful mistake...... Sure to be a lifetime...... Now our Air Force is only 9527 people left. (To be continued.) Mobile phone users, please browse and read, a better reading experience.