Chapter 5 Troubled Names 5
So, I asked my mother, "Can a person control the frequency of skin release at will?"
"Ahh Mom was stunned for a moment, paused for a moment, and then exclaimed.
I could hear that my mother was defenseless, and I asked her like this, which surprised her, and in a hurry, she couldn't answer.
"Mom, please!" I became proud, thinking that I would embarrass my mother by holding on to my mother's soft spots, following, and chasing after the victory.
It seems that I belong to a girl with a bad heart, and I like to see other people's embarrassment.
Even for my mother, I don't want to miss an opportunity to be funny.
Is this a prank of mine?
"Oh oh! Mom followed and answered my questions.
Supposedly, she can not answer, disdainfully retort to me, nonsensical questions, children just talk nonsense!
With a few words, my mother will be a scoundrel and will not have to answer my questions!
Mom was very concerned about my question and answered it seriously!
Oh! Mom was fooled! I got caught up in the word game! I couldn't stop laughing.
"Oh! Mom!" I smiled and shouted softly, very affectionately.
I want to see my mother's jokes, but I have to pretend to be very warm on my face, which is enough to disturb her heart, thinking that I care about her in addition to loving her.
Hehe, when I think about it, I want to snicker in my heart.
It turns out that a well-behaved daughter, in front of her parents, can be so bad and funny!
"Uh-huh!" Sure enough, my mother hummed twice very kindly, and her heart and her voice were full of love.
It seems that the mother absolutely likes children and loves her own flesh and blood.
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, it turns out that it is the state of my mother at this time.
I was a little moved, a little funny, and more proud.
It's good to be a child! It's cool to be a daughter! Enjoy the love of your parents.
Now, I'm going to tease my mom and make her realize her mistake and stop sleeping in a separate bed with her dad.
Although I care so much about my mother, when I grow up, I don't want to sleep in the same bed or in the same room with the man I love the most.
Of course, I want to cultivate the goddess and cultivate the truth.
That is to say, after my emotions are up, I want to hug the boy and make out with him.
However, after my enthusiasm disappeared, I stopped cultivating the Goddess Cultivation.
When a boy is not careful, he will let go of his skin, which seems to be an uncontrollable behavior, which makes me sick.
Of course, there is another important point, that is, I will also involuntarily let go of the skin!
In addition, I also emit a very smelly skin, and even make a loud noise.
If, when I put the skin, I was cuddling with my boyfriend.
You can imagine how my boyfriend would react and how embarrassed I would be!
My boyfriend will definitely laugh at me secretly in my heart for my lack of upbringing.
At the same time, he would hate me and have nauseous feelings.
I go! Skinning will be associated with upbringing, it seems that people who have received a good education will not let go of their skins!
I'm a top student in college! I'm a graduate student! But I'm still skinny!
It seems that the matter of releasing skin has nothing to do with cultural accomplishment, it is just a reaction of the individual's body, and no one can avoid it!
I recognize this problem, and the point is that my boyfriend, he must not know the same level of skinning as I do.
So, I was worried that he would laugh at me and look down on me, so I had to sleep in separate beds with my boyfriend after love.
What's funny is that my boyfriend thinks it's his sound that affects me!
Because, once, he couldn't hold it back, and put a skin in front of me, a very loud volume, and the key is that it emitted a thick smell.
I cursed and covered my nose.
So, my actions made my boyfriend scared, and then blamed himself, listening to my suggestion, sleeping in separate beds and rooms, he immediately raised his hands in approval.
He loved me very much, and he was afraid of losing me, so he had to obediently listen to me.
However, he didn't know, and I was even more afraid that he would care about my skin!
Now, my mom has committed the problems that I have in the future, and I want to help her and correct her behavior.
Of course, at this time, I have not experienced the influence of letting go in love, so I don't understand my mother's mind, and my intuition is that my mother is too sensitive!
Perhaps, it has something to do with his eating, for example, eating beans, or vegetables, etc., will produce gas, which is excreted from the body, which is the skin!"
I smiled and explained to my mother.
I wanted to redeem their love life, and at that time, I intuitively thought that men and women who did not sleep together were affectionate lovers.
"Uh-huh! What you said, yes, I can understand, the question is!" Mom replied gently, and at the same time, she wanted to speak again and again.
Come to think of it, mom has her reasons.
However, at that time, I never thought that sleeping in separate beds and rooms had a deep meaning, but it was my mother's secret idea.
It turns out that my mother knows that everyone will let go of their skin.
Because, she often puts her skin, and she is also a stinky ringing skin.
Of course, sometimes, my mother put her skin and didn't make a sound, but at this time, her body would be shrouded in a thick stench, very disgusting, very nasty smell.
No wonder, when eating and drinking, or, when everyone gets together, watching TV movies, and chatting, my mother always hurries out.
It turned out that she was going to release the skin! For the sake of face, she had to run out and release the skin!
However, there are also embarrassing times, when her mother has no time to react, she is about to let go of the skin, and in an instant, the sound of skin sounds, and the stench spreads.
"Oh!" The people around will be surprised, and then everyone will cover their noses with their hands and look disgusted and nasty.
As a result, mom will become a guy that everyone hates.
However, this kind of skin, a sudden attack, no one can defend against it!
It seems that there is no effective defense against the stinky skin.
I didn't speak, but I looked at my mother with an expectant look.
At this time, I did not speak, but it was better than speaking, and my mother had already deeply felt how much I wished that she would say all the words quickly.
Mom can't flash my thoughts, can't break my heart, I'm her baby girl.
Besides, if my mother's heart is not spoken, it will be uncomfortable to hold it in my heart, and she can only say it to me.
"It's normal for your dad to let go of the skin, but he likes to put the skin! With him, he always wants to put the skin, it stinks!" As she spoke, her mother covered her nose with her hand, indicating that she was disgusted.
"Huh!" When I heard her say this, I couldn't help but laugh: "There are still people in the world who like to put their skins?"
"Oh, I believe it!" Mom responded.
But when Dad doesn't have a skin, he won't!" I said with a smile, trying my best to get more out of my mother's words.