Nothing was said all night.

What else can I say? The current Comrade Zhu Youzhen is eager to become a 70-year-old man immediately, so that he will not have any ideas. The problem is that the beauty is on the side, and it is inevitable that the heart will be ape.

Rui'er still thought about it thoroughly, let Zhu Youzhen sleep on the bed, lay the floor by himself, and didn't let him take off his clothes to sleep, so as not to have evil thoughts and endanger his life.

No matter what you say, Zhu Youzhen didn't have the face to let the woman lie on the ground, and he slept on the bed. In the previous life, the spirit of "ladies first" has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and grabbing things and positions with women is basically a hooligan.

But after crossing over, it turned upside down, everything is close to the man, the woman can only stand aside, and even when she eats, she can only wait for the man to finish eating, and pick up some leftovers.

Zhu Youzhen is used to being a grandson, but now he suddenly becomes a grandfather, which is really a little uncomfortable. At his strong request, Rui'er had to switch places with him and slept on the bed nervously.

In fact, Zhu Youzhen has another layer of ideas. If you sleep in bed by yourself, if you get up in the middle of the night to pee, mix it carelessly, and fall on Rui'er, it is difficult to say whether you can hold it. It seems that there is some truth in the phrase "men should be cruel to themselves", otherwise, I am afraid that they will not be men and will directly become half-orcs.

The maid blew out the candles, closed the doors and windows, and silently exited the bedroom. In fact, it was not too late at this time, according to the time, it was just over eight o'clock in the evening. But there were no TVs, no computers, no entertainment, and no bed.

Outside the hall, everything was silent. Zhu Youzhen lay on the ground depressed, listening to Rui'er's even and calm breathing on the bed, but he was tossing and turning, unable to sleep, and suddenly thought of an important question: Even if he couldn't help but touch the woman, but if he fell asleep, he had a covered bridge dream, how could this be calculated, whether the poison was sent or not?

Thinking of this, he was so nervous that he quickly kicked the thick quilt away to reduce pressure and irritation. The problem is that it's the middle of winter after all, and despite the charcoal fire, it's not too warm in the bedroom. After a while, Zhu Youzhen was so frozen that he shivered, so he had to cover the quilt again, and at the same time repeatedly and silently chanted: Eliminate distracting thoughts, don't think about anything!

But people are often like this, the more you don't want to think about something, the more it drills into your head. Zhu Youzhen was the same, although he closed his eyes tightly, trying not to look at or think about Rui'er not far away, but her graceful figure and beautiful appearance have always lingered in his mind. He had just tried to think about Wei Zhongxian, Guan Ning and the others, and wanted to occupy the position with a disgusting picture, but the queen, Yiyi, Simei and others involuntarily appeared again.

With such a fierce struggle in his inner thoughts, how could Comrade Zhu Youzhen sleep peacefully. He tossed and turned over like a pancake for most of the night, until it was almost dawn, and then he fell asleep groggyly.

And in the dream, Zhu Youzhen was also not at ease. One moment it was Rui'er who wanted to have a candlelight dinner with him, another moment when Yiyi and Simei wanted to play a mandarin duck bath with him, and one moment when the queen wanted to start an affair with him. When his heart was shaking and he was about to move, behind these beauties, heroic images such as Bull Head and Horse Face, Death Reaper Luke, and Lady Ga Coconut appeared, which frightened Zhu Youzhen and turned his head and ran.

Suddenly, he sat at a mahjong table and slaughtered the Quartet, and his comrades-in-arms were Huang Taiji, Li Zicheng and Wei Zhongxian. If you want to talk about playing mahjong, Zhu Youzhen still has a lot of experience, and I think that with my experience in college for several years, I can clean up a few of your old antiques, which is not handy.

But when I looked at the card in my hand, I couldn't help but gasp: either the limelight or the nine, it was extremely rotten. And the other three, at the moment, are waiting for their cards with a wicked smile on their faces, and it seems that Hu De is not small.

Finally listened to the cards, it turned out to be thirteen, just come to the limelight nine can win the card. Zhu Youzhen had never played such a big hand, and he was very nervous while being excited.

At this time, it was his turn to touch the cards, and he touched it with anticrisy and looked at it, and was dumbfounded: it was a Wu Wan. From the beginning of this game to the present, he hasn't seen a single 10,000 cards, he vaguely feels bad, don't you want to shoot three times, right?

Seeing Zhu Youzhen's hesitant appearance, Huang Taiji, Li Zicheng, and Wei Zhongxian became impatient, and urged repeatedly: "What are you doing with that thing, it's slippery!" ”

"Forehead drop God, the sky is about to brighten!"

"You meet here first, let's sleep first!"

Zhu Youzhen said angrily: "Urging hair! I'm not out! ”

The three of them didn't do it: "What do you mean, you can't afford to play, you want to play tricks!" ”

Zhu Youzhen said forcefully: "Isn't it okay for me to be the prime minister?!" ”

The three of them were stunned, and then they got up one after another to copy the guys, and wanted to beat Zhu Youzhen in groups. Zhu Youzhen was so frightened that he ran away, and the three of them chased closely behind. Zhu Youzhen was chased to the sky and had no way to enter the ground, and he couldn't run anymore, seeing that eighteen weapons were coming straight to him, he shouted: "Ah! ~~~~~~”

"Lord Wang, Lord Wang! Wake up! It's a nightmare, right? ”

Zhu Youzhen slowly opened his eyes, and there was still a kind and lovely Rui'er in front of him, who was helping him wipe the cold sweat on his forehead. He breathed a sigh of relief, thinking back to the scene in the dream, and he was also amused by this ridiculous dream.

But suddenly, a vague thought came to mind, and he quickly opened Rui'er's hand and sat up with a pout.

Rui'er thought that he was nervous again, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word.

Zhu Youzhen frowned, thinking hard, and that thought gradually became clear in his heart: he fell into the reincarnation of history, and there was an unchangeable unlucky fate waiting in front of him. But is this fate really unchangeable?

If according to the development of history, Zhu Youzhen will first endure in Beijing for a few years, and then wait until the apocalypse hangs up, and becomes Emperor Chongzhen. After more than ten years, the Houjin army entered the customs again and again, Li Zicheng and Zhang Xianzhong rebelled again and again, until finally, the Beijing division was broken by Li Zicheng and hanged himself on the coal mountain.

But what if the cards are not played according to common sense, and history is not allowed to develop according to the original process? It's like playing cards, you know you want to put a cannon, why don't you just make a big deal, or just smash the can?

Between the lightning and flint, Zhu Youzhen had already produced several plans in his mind.

Plan 1: Find a corner directly and hit your head to death.

Advantages: Simple and easy, the Ming Dynasty will not be buried in their own hands, and they don't have to hang the coal mountain.

Disadvantages: It is better to hang the coal mountain, and you can live for a few more years.

Conclusion: No.

Plan 2: After becoming the emperor, announce the dissolution of the Ming Dynasty, Huang Taiji and Li Zicheng You can play as you want, it has nothing to do with me.

Pros: No need to die.

Disadvantages: too cowardly, too shameless, historical sinner.

Conclusion: No.

Plan 3: Not the emperor.

Merit? If you are not in your position, you will not seek politics, take a step back and open the sky, and be content and happy、...

Disadvantages: There is no power of the emperor anymore. If you don't have it, it's better than dead!

Conclusion: Doable!

After figuring out this section, Zhu Youzhen suddenly became excited, thinking in his heart: From ancient times to the present, how many heroes and heroes have beaten their heads in order to grab the emperor's throne, it can be seen that this emperor is not so easy to be. But if you don't want to be an emperor, it's too simple, in a word, three words: I won't do it! Isn't that the end of it?!

With a beautiful heart, this thing couldn't help humming a little song: "Fly through the fog, see life clearly, and clearly grasp your way; After the trek, you can always see the sun and return to the original ~~~~~~."

Rui'er on the side was dumbfounded, and after a long time, she cautiously asked: "Lord, what kind of tune is this, the concubine has never heard it!" Although the words are simple, they have a timeless meaning; Although the tune is quirky, it is novel and unique! Can the prince tell the concubine which lyricist did it? ”

Only then did Zhu Youzhen realize that he had shown his feet carelessly, and hurriedly covered up: "Oh... You said the author, I can't remember it clearly, it seems to be surnamed Zhou, right? ”

Rui'er shouted happily: "Surname Zhou? That's the same surname as the concubine, what a coincidence! Lord, do you know this lyricist, the concubine really wants to get to know him, and see who can make such a wonderful song! ”

Zhu Youzhen had no choice but to answer vaguely: "This... I know him, but he doesn't know me, and if you want to meet him, it's hard, it's hard! ”

Looking at Rui'er's somewhat disappointed look, Zhu Youzhen was a little unbearable, and comforted: "Actually, it doesn't matter if you don't see the real person, and the old eyebrows are not much to look at." But I'll sing a lot of his songs, and I'll sing them to you slowly when I have time. ”

Rui'er became happy again when she heard this, and pestered Zhu Youzhen and said, "Lord Wang, you can sing it to your concubines now!" At this moment, she regained the playfulness of her girlish nature.

Zhu Youzhen's heart trembled, his crotch tightened, and he almost became animalistic, so he quickly cleared his throat pretendingly, and was just about to sing "Flower. Heart" and other love songs coaxed Rui'er, and a sharp, sweet and greasy voice outside the door suddenly sounded: "Lord Wang, Niangniang, it's time for breakfast!" ”

Your uncle's Guan Ning, you can really manage it! When this prince was about to show his singing voice, you came to make trouble again!

However, Zhu Youzhen was in a good mood at this time, and he didn't care too much about Guan Ning. Since you can get rid of fate, you have to plan for the future. It's not easy for buddies to travel through a trip, the emperor is not right, at least be a rich man, three wives and four concubines, this can still be had! Since this Guan Ning is in charge of the Wenhua Palace, he just has a family background, and the whole financial plan or something. When the time comes, the ligature word side by side, the wind is tight! As for the wheel of history, where love turns, we must not be that unlucky praying mantis!