There are a few celebrities around the sea, there are big north winds, big sticks, big drum music, and now there is another Li Yuting.

None of these subordinates are not afraid of crossing the sea, in their words: "Follow the sea and stay, there is no bottom in your heart!" ”

Anyone who stays with the sea is not safe.

There is a nickname for crossing the sea, called Erniu.

This nickname was given to him by crossing the river.

It is said that once, it was many years ago, when I crossed the sea, I was still a teenager and looked thin. I don't know why, crossing the sea and crossing the river to fight. He picked up a pair of scissors and poked them at the neck of the river, wanting to pass through the river with a pair of scissors. Cross the river and tilt his neck, dodging the fatal scissors. If he had moved slowly, the scissors would have pierced his major arteries. Crossing the river and seeing a dead hand under the sea, there was no way to take him, so he ran away, and chased after him like crazy across the sea.

Since then, Guojiang has given Guohai the nickname Erzhuan.

His subordinates all know the nickname of Guohai, but no one dares to call him that, who dares to call him?

There is no one who is not afraid of crossing the sea. It's really natural to cross the sea, and you can clean up whoever you want!

If you cross the sea and get angry, the first thing you need to do is to set up your eyes. He has a pair of mountain eagle eyes, and as soon as the mountain eagle eyes stand up, then you don't squeak!

Once, Guo Hai and a few of his men were playing mahjong in the house.

Lost across the sea! He was so angry that he snapped and smashed the cards! A room full of people was so frightened that no one dared to squeak.

At this time, the great north wind came in from outside.

There is nowhere to get angry when you lose the cards across the sea, and when you see the great north wind, you are so angry that you shout: "I'll go to you!" "Grab a card and skim to the great north wind!

I only heard a snap, and the mahjong tiles smashed firmly on the forehead of the Great North Wind, and the painful Great North Wind screamed and hurriedly covered her head.

That card is 20,000!

Since then, Da Beifeng has an extra scar on his head, which was smashed by that "20,000"!

Outlaws like the Great North Wind of the Sea Bear are all bears and have to be cured, let alone others!

Bian Zhi'er is the local dialect of Zhaojiagou, which means obedient.

If he didn't have the strength to cross the sea, would his gang of outlaws be able to listen to him? This group of people is a pack of wolves!

Li Yuting once said: "In the wolf pack, you must learn to be a wolf, otherwise the wolves will bite you to death!" In the flock, you must learn to be a sheep, otherwise the flock will kill you! ”

Here's a joke.

crossed the sea to make money and won Zhao Wanchun 5 billion!

Five billion is a lot of money! How did he win?

Zhao Wanchun is a bit of a tiger in Northeast dialect! Tiger means a little lacking in heart. Once, he played money with Zhao Wanchun, crossed the sea and won all of Zhao Wanchun's money.

Normally, don't play if you lose all your money, but this Zhao Wanchun is a stubborn donkey, and said: "Come, keep playing, if you don't have any money, take credit first!" ”

How can anyone play money on credit? Zhao Wanchun is so stubborn!

At first, it was a little bit reliable, but Zhao Wanchun wanted to go back! But Zhao Wanchun lost more and more, and it was hopeless to see that he was turning the book.

Zhao Wanchun lost in a hurry! The stakes are getting bigger and bigger, and later, they're so big that they're boundless!

The bets range from a hundred, to a thousand, to ten thousand. Later, a million, a million bets, ten million, ten million bets.

That's not gambling, it's bragging!

Zhao Wanchun lost five billion!

Of course, this five billion famine, Zhao Wanchun can't afford to be a cow and a horse for eighteen lifetimes!

Later, as soon as he saw Zhao Wanchun across the sea, he ridiculed him: "Wanchun, when will you pay back the five billion you owe me?" ”

Zhao Wanchun always smirked embarrassedly and didn't make a sound.

It is said that Zhao Wanchun was burdened with such a huge gambling debt, and he couldn't raise his head until he died across the sea, and he didn't dare to raise his head to be a man.

There is also a skill to cross the sea, to remember the number of guns.

At that time, almost all of the people who carried guns were Mauser automatic pistols with gun numbers on them.

In the area of Zhaojiagou, within a radius of dozens of miles, no matter who carries the gun across the sea, he can recite his gun number upside down like a few treasures.

What is the size of Zhang Sanbei's gun? What is the size of the gun on Li Si's back? Crossing the sea is all in mind, and there is no wrong number.

As the big brother of the underworld, he rules more than 100 people's guns, in addition to being ruthless, he must also have leadership ability!

Crossing the sea is most afraid of the unity of his subordinates, and the more chaotic his subordinates, the better it is to manage!

Once, Zhang Da Bang and Da Beifeng were carrying the gun number while walking, and because of a gun number that could not be held accurately, the two of them twisted it up.

twisted and twisted, and the two actually scolded.

There is a stone bridge at the mouth of the Liyugou ditch, and two people sit on a stone pier and start scolding each other!

This is the most bullish fight in history. The content of the scolding is based on the life of men and women. Colonizers. Add a flurry of adjectives and verbs to make these expletives sound unpalatable.

The people who were scolded involved in the eighteenth generation of their ancestors, all of them moved out and scolded again, and scolded for an hour, without a single word of the same.

Just when the two of them were scolding inseparably, they crossed the sea.

Looking at the red-faced two scolding gods, the one who had never smiled was actually happy, and said in a discordant voice: "You two are really my living father!" Scold! See which of you two is great? ”

As soon as the two of them heard this, they pressed up, stopped scolding, and began to rubble.

I saw two people fighting in one place, rolling on the ground, one moment I pressed you underneath, and the other moment you pressed me underneath, rubbing up and down like a donkey, that is called an animal!

Guo Hai watched from the side, as if watching the orangutans fight in the animal world, and when he saw that he couldn't tell the winner for a long time, he scolded: "Don't rub the two of you." Don't you two have guns? Do you have the ability to shoot? See which of you two can beat whom to death? ”

", the second master is right, do you have the ability to shoot me? If you don't kill me today, I'll kill you. "The great north wind, a carp stood up.

"It's a mule or a horse, let's walk today!" Although Zhang Da Stick was scared in his heart, he did not admit defeat.

Two people picked up their guns, you pointed at me, I pointed at you, and they were about to die together.

"Alright, it's not so funny! Put the gun away! Second master, I don't want to splash blood! Keep your two lives, and the second master will still point to you to serve before and after the saddle! "Crossing the sea and saying a word.

"Fuck, I'll listen to the second master, let you die!" Great North Wind said.

"Hehe, who's afraid of whom?" Zhang Dabang laughed.

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Crossing the sea, their group of wolves, the most able to bite is the sea, if they are not careful, they bite people, and his subordinates have been bitten by him. These people also often bite each other and fight with each other.

If they are a pack of wolves crossing the sea, the average common people are sheep, deer, wildebeest......

The difference between humans and animals is that humans are civilized animals, but in this society, the weak eat the strong, and whoever is ruthless will have meat to eat.

Zhao Yunwu was cornered by the wolf nest of crossing the sea, wandering aimlessly in the spring breeze in the suburbs, and had not eaten for a day and a night.

Today is the Qingming Festival, and there are many people who go up the mountain, standing on the grave in twos and threes, worshipping their dead relatives.

A round of bright sunshine, the grass on the hillside has just emerged, the octagonal furnace is full of smoke, and the people who go to the grave are very leisurely, while going to the grave, while enjoying the warm sunshine......

Zhao Yunwu's mood was very depressed, and he hadn't slept all night, so he felt very tired, walked to the ground on the hillside, and stopped.

He lay down with his head resting on the butt of the gun, cocked his legs, turned one foot back and forth, and hummed a mountain song.

In a watch, the crescent moon is due east.

Uncle Liang Shan, he's too lazy to read poetry

I miss Zhu Jiuhong

The classmate of ten years

The classmate of ten years

The friendship is so heavy, it's heavy

The people who passed by the ground felt funny when they saw a person lying on the ground lazily singing the two-person turn, how did they know the bitterness in Zhao Yunwu's heart.

sang a drama and sang the sullenness in his heart, Zhao Yunwu was dizzy by the warm sun, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

When he opened his eyes, he found that all the people who had gone to the grave had already descended the mountain.

The hungry Zhao Yunwu walked to a grave, and with a glance of his eyes, he found two steamed buns on the plate.

He was so hungry that he grabbed the steamed bun and bit it, and ate a steamed bun in a few big bites. He picked up another steamed bun, just wanted to bite it, thought about it, put it into his jacket pocket, and kept it.

After eating a steamed bun and feeling much better in his stomach, Zhao Yunwu tightened his belt and walked down the mountain.

Where to go? Zhao Yunwu wanted to go back to the back mountain of Zhaojiagou, because he had promised Ya'er Niang that he would go to Ya'er's father's grave today, and Zhao Yunwu would go to Han Laoliu's grave to have a look.

Zhao Yunwu walked along the mountain road, walked a long way, and finally arrived at the cemetery in the mountain behind Zhaojiagou, and saw Han Laoliu's grave from a distance, Ya'er was holding a roll of burning paper in his hand, kneeling in front of the grave, muttering to himself.

Zhao Yunwu secretly walked around the grave, and the cat was in the grass, secretly listening to Ya'er.

Ya'er and Han Laoliu have a deep father-daughter relationship, although her father has passed away for a year, she still burst into tears when she went to the grave, and muttered: "Dad, my daughter burned money for you, you always collect money!" Do you have enough money over there? ”

"Dad, I got married to Yun Wu, haven't you always been optimistic about Yun Wu, I'm married to him now. We're doing well. Dad, my daughter is useless, and she has no ability to avenge you. Dad, you know what? Yunwu offended the bearded head across the sea because of the unevenness, and yesterday he brought people across the sea to raid the house, smashed the things in the house, and snatched the cattle. Yunwu's whereabouts are unknown now. Dad, you have to bless Yunwu and come back safely......"

Zhao Yunwu originally wanted to come out of the grass, surprise Ya'er, and then go home with him, when he heard Ya'er's words, he was furious, and thought: "Cross the sea, cross the sea, I didn't offend you and didn't provoke you, you bullied me five times, and raided my home, you really don't let me Zhao Yunwu live." Cross the sea, I am inseparable from you! ”

Zhao Yunwu looked at Ya'er's pitiful appearance, and really wanted to go out and hug her, but he didn't do it. If you go home now, it won't be long before you cross the sea and come back to raid your home. Zhao Yunwu didn't want to live in a nest, he suddenly remembered Wu Fangxiong, and now the only way out is to defect to Wu Fangxiong and become a beard.

After going to the grave, Ya'er got up and went down the mountain. Zhao Yunwu looked at Ya'er's graceful back and thought, "Ya'er, it's not that I don't want to live a good life with you, it's that they forced me?" ”

Zhao Yunwu took out the steamed bun from his pocket, ate it in a few gulps, and strode to Yangcaogou to find Wu Fangxiong.