Hemorrhoids love to gasp a few coarse weighs. Pat Wu shouted! , good poetry, very good, Wang Ping is good. My drums play better, if I hadn't beaten them. Let the flower boat stop in front of him, how can we hear such a wonderful poem! ”

Everyone in the flower shed, including his father Fang Xuanling, couldn't bear it in their hearts and snorted together! You're embarrassed to say that you made it all on purpose!

The scholars are unhappy, what kind of drum are you beating, let Wang Ping'an show his face, a good poetry meeting is about to become his special session. After working hard for a while, I made three poems, which doesn't compare us all!

Fang Yiai was originally a thin-skinned person, but now he only needs to look at Princess Gaoyang, and his skin is thicker. No, for the sake of their own dignity. This matter must not be done like this, Wang Ping'an must be embarrassed, so that the princess will lose interest in him!

Princess Gaoyang over there, whether her interest in Wang Ping'an has increased, that's another story, but now she is very interested in Fang Yiai, and said vigorously in her heart: "Prepare a big bathtub for you." You sit in a basin, and I myself pour water into you. A bucket, and another bucket, and another bucket,"

Fang Yiai praised twice, and shouted: "It is not only a poetry meeting, but it is also such an unprecedented, so it is natural to make hundreds of poems, so that you can have fun." Why don't you let me beat the drums again! So saying, he took up his handkerchief and put it over his face again!

Fang Xuanling in the flower shed over there can't stand it anymore, and his son has become a joke! Look at Fang Yiai's face, blue and quiet, and then look at Princess Gaoyang's face, it is also blue and quiet, the faces of the two of you are one color, you are still so difficult for others to be Wang Ping'an, what do others think?

The people in the garden are all clever and intelligent, as long as you think about it, you will know which door you are eating, and our old house has become a vinegar jar! Even if you can't think of it, you can't think of it if you can't think about it? You're not ashamed, I'm ashamed, it's just a shame for the royal family and the Fang family!

Fang Xuanling stood up, and was just about to speak, when he suddenly felt someone pulling him, so he heard Chu Suiliang say: "Forget it." The child is young and ignorant, but you are an important minister in the court. Don't be angry, stop scolding him, let him keep knocking! ”

The eldest grandson Wuji also said: "Don't be impatient. As long as the emperor has nothing to say, the child will knock if he wants to, if he has anything to say, go home and talk to him, and he will be beaten. Scold when you scold, but at the meeting, you still have to save face for him, even if it's for the princess's sake! ”

Fang Xuanling sighed: "I'm not going to beat him and scold him, I'm going to wipe his ass!" ”

Coughing, Fang Xuanling said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, this poetry meeting is so grand, and there are so many envoys to participate, such a grand occasion is rare, it is better to let the old minister beat the drum to wish the monarchs Yaxing, can the emperor approve it?" ”

Li Shimin breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, his son is not sensible, but he is sensible when he is a father, and he finally stood up! Nodding and smiling, "Okay." I, the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, would like to beat the drum for the poetry meeting, which is a beautiful talk. It will surely be emulated by future generations! "Laughing.

Fang Xuanling walked out of the flower shed and came to the source of the ditch, smiling on his face, but he said in a low voice: "Little beast, you did a good thing, why don't you go back to the princess quickly!" ”

Fang Yiai saw that his father came in person, and then he came back to his senses, his head was hot just now, and he was too impulsive, and he actually caused trouble! He handed the handkerchief to his father with blank eyes, and then walked back to the flower shed in a daze, and sat down beside Princess Gaoyang!

Princess Gaoyang didn't say anything, Chai Lingwu came over first, and said with a smile: "Brother Fang, your shoulders are not sour, do you want me to rub it for you?" ”

Fang Yiai was stunned for a moment. Didn't understand what he meant.

Chai Lingwu smiled and said, "Let's two brothers." Who's with whom, you're welcome! As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to massage Fang Yiai's shoulder, and said, "Oh, beating the drum is a hard job, if it were for me."

Princess Baling slapped his hand and glared at him. said: "What are you rambling about, be careful to go home and take a bath to serve!" ”

Princess Gaoyang looked at Fang Yiai, and said softly: "Hello, donkey" You can beat the drum!" If you're tired, when you go home, I'll boil bath water for your wife, wipe your back, and relieve your fatigue! ”

Fang Yiai sighed, thinking: "She's not angry, it seems that I escaped a catastrophe, and I don't have to kneel on the washboard when I go home at night!" Take a shower, yes, it's a treat! ”

He was still at a loss, but when he heard the princess gently rubbing his back, he said happily: "Then I will bother the princess, and my husband is a little frightened!" ”

Princess Baling and Chai Lingwu are the two sons. Shook their heads and sighed together, Fang Fuma, Brother Fang, you are not necessarily favored, but after going home at night. But it's going to be frightening, and we can already see it!

The prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, an important minister of the imperial court, personally played the drums, and the scholars were all excited. This is the big man, although the love of the house is the respect of the horse. But he is not a heavyweight, which is half a point like his father. The old prime minister of the house is in high power. It is a big man who can influence the admission of next year's scientific examination, and this kind of person beats the drum, which can be regarded as having some taste.

The minds of the scholars became complicated again. Although Wang Ping'an's poetry can be called the first, there is no need to compare with him, but there is still a second and third. These rankings are still very important to them, and the poems are not as good as Wang Ping'an, it doesn't matter, as long as they are general, they can show their faces in front of the prime minister. Then I went to his house to ask for a confidant or something. The chance of winning the exam will be doubled!

In the hearts of countless people, they began to silently recite again: "The flower boat stopped at me, and the flower boat stopped at me"

Fang Xuanling sat down behind the drum and said with a smile: "Wang Ping'an has already made two poems, even if it is two rounds, it is better to start releasing the boat and come to the third round." What do you think? ”

The scholars clapped their hands together and said, "According to what Lord Fang said, start the third round!" ”

Someone had already run to the ditch, retrieved the flower boat, and put it back at the source!

Fang Xuanling looked at the flow of water and calculated the time. He ordered a handkerchief to be put over his eyes. He is a frank gentleman, and naturally he will not rely on his skin like Fang Yiai, so his eyes are tightly blindfolded, and he can't see the outside at all!

But Fang Xuanling is scheming, he is a hundred times stronger than his son, if you want to stop the flower boat in front of anyone, you still need to look at it with your eyes, it's just like a joke!

Fang Xuanling had already calculated the time and location before he put on the handkerchief, he wanted to let the flower boat stop in front of Ashina Qi'er, and then let the child come out to make poems, it doesn't matter if he can't do it, it's okay to sing, sing the things on the grassland, and the monarchs and ministers of the Tang Dynasty can use the topic to wave. If it weren't for this, "What are you doing here, enjoying flowers and composing poems?" No kidding, everyone's busy!

Fang Xuanling held a drumstick in his hand and ordered: "Let the boat go." When that's all that, start drumming!

Everyone in the garden looked at the flower boat intently, this time the old prime minister Fang personally beat the drum, I don't know who the flower boat will stop at. This time it's not like the previous two times, if this time it stops in front of someone, then whoever will show their faces, even if they can't make poems, it doesn't matter, Dafang Xiaozhuo drinks the wine in the boat, shows his own chic face, and does it with grace, and a session is also a thing to show his face, it will be spread and become a beautiful talk!

Knock knock, knock knock, drums beat endlessly. Countless eyes are staring at the flower boat, who will stop in front of it?

People in the park pay attention, and people outside the park also pay attention!

In front of the small dirt bag, Ma Mingmei said anxiously: "What can I do about this, the house horse can't help Wang Ping'an." Now that the old prime minister has changed houses, their father and son are in battle, Wang Ping'an is afraid that it will be bad, I have never heard of it, who can make four poems in a day! ”

Qiu Tingxuan also nodded and said: "Yes, if Wang Ping'an can do this in a day, it will not be talented, but appalling!" ”

Ma Mingmei grabbed his sleeve and said, "Then you should think of a way, what kind of ability does the old prime minister have, if he is difficult to be Wang Ping'an in person, then what can we do, we have to help him!" ”

Qiu Tingxuan thought to himself: "The prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, what kind of person is the old prime minister, it is impossible to be careful, and it is difficult for a common man!" Seeing Ma Mingmei's anxious appearance, he nodded and said, "Okay, then let's help him!" ”

He walked to the small earthen bag, pulled the sluice, lifted it upward, and opened it all, and the water flowed down the canal into the garden, and the water was rushing in an instant!

After turning on the water, Qiu Tingxuan said with a smile: "It's okay this time, fortunately, we are here, we can control the water flow, now that the water flow changes, the degree of drifting of the flower boat will also become faster, even if the old prime minister Fang can calculate the time, he will definitely make a mistake!" ”

Ma Mingmei was overjoyed, stretched out his thumb and shook it at Qiu Tingxuan, and said, "You are so smart, you can come up with a good way to control the flow of water, but you can't change me!" ”

Qiu Tingxuan grinned, he grew so big, and it was the first time he was praised by a beautiful woman and his liver was pounding. I'm a little embarrassed!

In the garden, the drums are beating!

The little flower boat drifted along the current, drifted past the flower sheds of civil and military officials, and came to the flower sheds of the envoys. Suddenly, the boat drifted faster, and the boat moved abruptly, and it quickly drifted past the trellises of the messengers, and came to the trellises of the scholars!

The scholars all sat upright. The critical moment is coming, and everyone silently recites in their hearts: "Stop at me, stop at me"

Boom, the drums stop!

Li Shimin sighed in the flower shed in the middle. I thought: "I said Fang Aiqing, the old prime minister of Lian!" Why didn't I see it before, you actually protected it short, and you protected it so inexplicably. In broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, even if you want to protect the calf, there is no such a Dharma protector. It's so obvious! ”

Fang Yiai was dumbfounded, no, Dad. You can also see that the princess and Wang Ping'an have an affair, so you go on the field in person to repair Wang Ping'an's kid?

Princess Baling suddenly came over and said, "Fang Concubine, this is a bit too much, don't go too far." People are terrible, some things are obviously one, but if they are passed around, they will become two, and maybe they will become three, and you don't know how others will teach the Fa.

In case it is randomly arranged by some nasty people. How will you behave after you call me sister? ”

After a pause, she added another sentence and said, "This time I am talking about my sister, I am referring to your princess!" ”

Chai Lingwu also came over and asked, "Brother Fang." Does the old lady of your house often give the old prime minister a bath to serve? ”

The teacup in Princess Gaoyang's hand fell to the table with a bang! She was stupid, thinking: "Wang Ping'an and I have nothing to do, very innocent, why does my father-in-law think of me so much, I even have to go into battle in person to repair Wang Ping'an" Alas, I was wronged, I haven't done anything, I haven't had time to do it, why are you like this!" ”

Li Zhi pressed his temples and sighed. What a headache! Li Ke had a smile on his face, the more chaotic the better. The more chaotic he was, the happier he became, and he looked up at the sky again. I thought to myself, "It's a nice day and the sun is shining. Cloudless

Ma Mingmei and Qiu Tingxuan, who were outside the park, were still full of laughter, but this time they finally helped Wang Ping'an! But as soon as the drumming stopped, their faces changed!

Ma Mingmei's mouth flattened and said, "You, you, this and this."

Qiu Tingxuan was just the opposite of her, opened his mouth wide and couldn't close it, and said, "I, that and that,"

As for the scholars in the garden, "The scholars are speechless and ask the heavens, sir, we have nothing to say to you, you are too uninteresting for you!"

In the flower shed over there, Chu Suiliang couldn't cry or laugh. said to the eldest grandson Wuji: "I said Wuji, you said that Brother Fang's family, what did you eat this morning, why did the two of them eat bad stomachs?" ”

The eldest grandson Wuji couldn't cry or laugh, and he couldn't say anything!

Fang Xuanling took off the handkerchief on his face and said with a smile: "Who's turn to make poems this time?" He looked at the flower boat in the ditch. At this time, the flower boat had already drifted far along the current, and it was impossible to tell whose it was stopping when the drum stopped just now. But all the people in the garden had strange faces, and no one answered his words, and he himself did not know who should make the poem!

Just when everyone had nothing to say, they suddenly heard someone clapping their hands, and a crisp voice sounded: "Okay, you can listen to Wang Ping'an's poems again!" "The voice is innocent and romantic, it is all joyful, it is the little princess Li Yiren!

With two knocks, the drumstick in Fang Xuanling's hand fell onto the small drum, and the old prime minister was taken aback, thinking, "Could it be Wang Ping'an again?" No, I'm accurate in terms of time, how can it be safe, absolutely impossible! ”

It turned out that just now when the flower boat was beating the drum. degrees suddenly accelerated. Passed through the trellises of the messengers. came to the scholars' flower shed, and as soon as the drums stopped, the small wooden pulp of the boatman on the flower boat pointed to Wang Ping'an's body, the position was quite right, and he couldn't hide if he wanted to!

Wang Ping'an's upper body was straight, he looked at Fang Xuanling, and thought: "Brothers in battle, fathers and sons in battle, the ancients don't deceive me!" The old prime minister of the house. I admire it under it, I admire it immensely".

Qiu Renjie asked in a low voice: "Big brother, can you do it, if you can't do it, just do it." Drink the wine and admit the punishment! In one day, he made four poems in a row, and no one seemed to be able to do it in his heart, although the eldest brother was outstanding. But in one morning, let him make four poems in a row, this is really too difficult!

Once is normal, twice is a coincidence" Even if it's a coincidence, but the third time the flower boat can be suddenly added, and it points to Wang Ping'an's body, then this can only be providence!

Everyone in the garden, who would have thought that there were two people standing next to the sluice gate outside, this kind of cheating method is unprecedented!

Li Shimin sighed and said: "Wang Ping'an" is not sick, good boy, God's will is like this, just let you do poetry again, and you will appear." Let's do one more! ”

Even he sympathized with Wang Ping'an, counting the new poems to be made, this is the fourth, come on. Don't be a proposition, don't be difficult for the child anymore, poor see!