"Brother Shuangsheng, sister-in-law is so handsome!" Wang Erdan said.

"Isn't it? It looks like the Seven Fairies descending to earth. Zhang Ergouzi stammered.

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and go to bed, right?" Zhao Yunwu blew out the oil lamp.

The three of them lay down and slept in their clothes. Since Zhao Yunwu became a beard, he has never taken off his clothes to sleep, for fear of being attacked at night and having no time to get dressed.

Their guns were placed on the side of their pillows. When they have a beard, they can't sleep soundly all night, and even a cat barking at night will wake them up.

In the East House, Erlong slept soundly, Ya'er and Xiu'er didn't feel sleepy, and whispered.

"Sister-in-law, do you regret marrying my eldest brother?" Xiu'er asked.

"My sister-in-law has never regretted it." Ya'er said.

"Sister-in-law, can you tell me about you and your eldest brother?"

"Hehe, what's there to talk about."

"Tell me?"

"When your eldest brother was young, he wore a pair of open pants and giggled when he saw people. My father loves to tease him the most, Yunwu, make a pot of wine for the sixth uncle. As he spoke, he touched him.... Haha, "Hehe, when the eldest brother wore open crotch pants, he didn't have you, how did you know?" ”

"I listened to my dad. Yunwu was greedy when he was a child, and often went to my house to steal things to eat. Once when I went to my house to steal sweet potatoes, my family's big was amazing, chasing him behind, leading him with a sharp mouth, scaring Yunwu so much that he ran while crying. When he was a child, he didn't have as much courage as he does now. Once, he went to my house to play, fell asleep, and urinated on the kang. ”

"Hee-hee, that's fun!"

"Yunwu likes to listen to my mother sing the two-person turn, when he is naughty and doesn't sleep, my mother shakes him, humming softly in his mouth. The wind is light, the moon is bright, and the leaves cover the windows...... Humming and humming, he fell asleep. ”

"Sister-in-law, you sing so well, can you sing it again?"

"What are you singing in the dark? Look at the wolves. ”

"Huh"

"It's good if people don't always look long. A few years ago, your eldest brother was still a simple young man, but it's only been a few years, and it's changed so much! In the past, when I heard the word beard, I was scared, I never thought that your eldest brother would ......."

"Sister-in-law, don't think too much, eldest brother is not a bad person."

"Don't talk about it, go to sleep, you have to get up early tomorrow."

The next day, as soon as it was dawning, Ya'er got up to make breakfast. When Zhao Yunwu got up, breakfast was already ready. Since Zhao Yunwu became a beard, this is the first time to eat at home. The meal was very delicious, Zhao Yunwu said: "It's still delicious at home!" "Well, the rice cooked by my sister-in-law is so delicious!" Wang Erdan was full of praise. "Delicious, sister-in-law will serve you another bowl?" Ya'er snatched Wang Erdan's rice bowl and filled him with a big bowl.

"Kid, how old are you?" Grandma asked. "I'm 20!" Wang Erdan replied. "I'm 19 years old." Zhang Ergouzi replied.

"You two are so young, why do you have beards?" Grandma asked. Zhao Yunwu said: "Milk, they are all hard-working!" I couldn't live anymore, so I became a beard. Grandma sighed and said, "So that's the case?" This time I know the door of the big grandmother's house, and I will come often when I have time in the future, and the big milk will make you delicious. When the beard is hungry and full, how can there be a good meal at home? Wang Erdan and Zhang Ergouzi were a little sad when they heard their grandmother's words, and tears rolled around their eyes.

"Alas, Erlong, look at these little brothers, how difficult is it to come out at a young age? Compared to them, you are simply falling into a honeypot of blessings. Erlong was full, wiped his mouth, and asked, "Brother, where is your sleeve?" "Given to someone else!" "Brother, what are you doing for others? I don't have a gun yet? ”

"You dismiss me from that thought, won't you? It's enough to choke on a beard in our family! What's up? You want to be a mustache too? Zhao Yunwu said with a smile.

Grandma said: "Don't listen to Erlong, last time you went to Fengtian, Erlong bought a gun, and asked someone to break it after a few days." Erlong, why don't you have a long memory? Do you still want to carry a gun? "The last time was the last time, and now it's just borrowing two guts from others, and I don't dare to break my gun?" My brother is so majestic now! Who dares to bully me? ”

"Erlong, if you dare to carry a gun, see how I clean you up?" Xiu'er grabbed Erlong's ear and twisted it hard. "Oops, it hurts! Hurt! The family burst into laughter.

"Sister-in-law, why don't you say anything for a long time?" Xiu'er asked. "It's okay, today is June 6, and I want to go to the temple to burn incense." "Okay, I'll go with you!"

Zhao Yunwu said: "Let's go together?" Ya'er smiled: "You go your way, my sisters and I are companions, and we are just talking on the way!" "That's fine! Then let's go first! Zhao Yunwu got off the kang and put on shoes. Wang Erdan and Zhang Ergouzi got up from the edge of the kang and followed Zhao Yunwu out of the house.

The three of them went straight to Shuanglong Temple. Shuanglong Temple is the territory of Minghuai, although Minghuai is a fake monk, but the incense in the temple is very strong. June 6 is a big temple fair, come to burn incense and worship the Buddha, join in the fun, there are a lot of people doing small business, on a dirt road outside the temple, the crowd is like rushing to the market, lined up a long line. People from all over the country rushed here.

The first acquaintance Zhao Yunwu met on the set was Li Yuting. Li Yuting is Zhao Yunwu's kowtow brother, and he once sent a message to Zhao Yunwu that he was kind to Zhao Yunwu, so Zhao Yunwu was very happy to see him. Li Yuting heard that Zhao Yunwu was now a bandit leader, looked at Zhao Yunwu with envious eyes, and said with a smile: "Oh, Brother Yunwu has gone down the mountain?" ”

"Hahaha!" Zhao Yunwu smiled.

"Big brother, I heard that you are now developed?"

"Developed what? It's still the same! Hahaha, how? Are you still following the sea mix? ”

"Mix or not!"

"Yuting, I am enemies with Guohai! If one day, I get involved with the sea, will you help me or help the sea? ”

"If I were on your side, I wouldn't let me go, and if I stood on the side of the sea, I'd be sorry for our friendship at the beginning. Hehe, a dilemma? ”

"I'm kidding you! I have seventy or eighty guns at my disposal now, and I don't miss you a brother. If you cross the sea, if you bear you and treat you as a person, you will come and follow me, and I will slap you to welcome you. ”

"I, Li Yuting, am a gangster, I can eat, play, and I can't do anything else, let alone dry my beard. Big brother, why are you so idle today? Visiting the temple fair? ”

"How can I be in this mood? Minghuai and Huo Lianfeng, these two dogs, sell big cigarettes, and they have pitted many of my brothers, and I want to find them to nag! Let's go, let's go together, shall we? "Okay, let's have a drink later?" "Haha, let's skip drinking, let's go, go to Huo Lianfeng!"

Zhao Yunwu and others entered the temple and happened to meet Minghuai's wife coming out to pour the urinal. "Where's Minghuai?" Li Yuting asked.

"It's in the house!" Minghuai's wife replied.

A few people entered the house and saw Ming Huai and Huo Lianfeng leaning on the kang and smoking big cigarettes.

Seeing Zhao Yunwu and Li Yuting coming in, Huo Lianfeng was very surprised, immediately put down the smoking gun, and shouted: "Big brother!" Second brother! ”

This eldest brother and second brother shouted from the bottom of their hearts and shouted very sincerely.

Zhao Yunwu saw that Huo Lianfeng was still so sloppy, his face seemed to be covered with a layer of dust, and he didn't look luster at all, knowing that he was smoking a big cigarette, barefoot, and smelling of stinky feet.

Zhao Yunwu walked to the window, pushed the closed window open, and said, "This house is called the two of you, it looks like a dog kennel!" It's not a taste! ”

Huo Lianfeng and Minghuai knew that Zhao Yunwu was now the leader of the bandits, so they were even more impressed by him, and hurriedly gave up their seats to Zhao Yunwu.

Zhao Yunwu sat down, and Wang Erdan and Zhang Ergouzi stood behind Zhao Yunwu. Li Yuting sat next to each other. Ming Huai looked at Zhao Yunwu with adoring eyes, and said with a smile: "Yunwu, long time no see?" ”

Zhao Yunwu gritted his teeth and didn't speak. Ming Huai then asked, "Yunwu! Is it the gust of wind that blows you here today? ”

Zhao Yunwu was silent for a while and asked, "What's the matter?" I heard that many of our brothers often come here to buy tobacco soil? ”

Ming Huai and Huo Lianfeng were stunned, they didn't know what Zhao Yunwu meant by this?

In front of Zhao Yunwu, they didn't dare to make a mistake, in case they said something wrong, the consequences would be very serious.

"Well, our tobacco is genuine, and it's fun to smoke." Minghuai said.

Zhao Yunwu was amused in his heart, and asked, "How many goods do you still have?" ”

Minghuai thought that Zhao Yunwu had come to buy tobacco, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "The goods are all there, they are all high-quality goods." How much do you want? ”

"It's all for it, can you pick it up?"