Li Qiuniang smiled slightly, Qianqianyu pointed to the vase on the small coffee table next to her, and asked: "Such a vase, if it is filled with an eight-foot-tall biao-shaped man, how can he be rescued without damaging the vase?" ”

"How is that possible?! How to rescue it? All the guests were stunned at the moment, even the most indifferent Ezhou Thorn Shi Zhu Daoyu frowned when he heard this question, and he was stunned in surprise.

"What?!" When Liu Daoxu heard this question, he only felt that his head was clouded, not to mention the difficulty of rescuing this big man, even if it was even more difficult to put this big man in!

The handsome boy in the corner opened his apricot eyes slightly, and looked at the "bad guy" in the green coat and hat in the opposite corner, but saw that this guy was complacent with a glass of wine, tasted it carefully, and approached the two strong men around him from time to time, and said something with a smile in his eyebrows.

"I said, Brother Sun, do you see that my Xuanbing Divine Skill is amazing?" Wei Wu took a sip of wine, leaned closer to Sun Zhuoyi, and smiled with a smile.

Sun Zhuoyi was very surprised, but he remembered that Du Zongwu sneakily went out to buy something, attached it to Wei Wu's ear, and whispered: "Brother Wei, this kung fu of turning water into ice is unheard of and unseen!" I don't think you will, the problem must be with the bag of stuff just now! After saying that, he glared at the old man and looked at Wei Wu suspiciously.

"Haha!" Wei Wu grinned, then put the wine bottle in his hand on the table and said, "I just used this skill, but what about my trick!" ”

"Oh!" Du Zongwu scratched his head, leaned over, and asked with a smile: "Fifth brother, your Xuanbing Divine Skill is really amazing!" What's the name of that trick just now? Can you teach me? ”

"Hey, hey!" Wei Wu smiled mysteriously, and then whispered: "This trick is actually not called Xuanbing Divine Skill-" When he said this, he looked at the two of them who were excited, but he picked up the wine glass again and took a sip.

"Brother Wei! Say it quickly! Sun Zhuoyi was anxious, lifted the wine jug, filled Wei Wu's cup with wine, and urged.

Seeing that this pass was almost sold, Wei Wu beckoned, let the two of them get closer to him, and whispered: "My magic skill is called science**!" ”

"Science!?" Sun Zhuoyi frowned, meditating for a long time, but he never thought that there was such a magical kung fu in the rivers and lakes.

Du Zongwu scratched his head and whispered: "Fifth brother, I have seen someone in Huazhou who has made science **!" At that time, a crowd of people watched, it was really majestic! I also want to learn, fifth brother, can you teach me! ”

Grandma's, could it be that there are still others who know this trick of turning saltpeter into ice? Wei Wu was puzzled, and then shook his head and smiled, these things are nothing more than tricks in the rivers and lakes, deceiving some food and drink. And our Tang Dynasty is rich in resources, and we have seen many strange people and strange things, but it is not surprising that some people will use this little trick of saltpeter into ice.

Wei Wu cleared his throat, scratched his eyes mysteriously and smiled: "Hehe, it's easy to learn from Fifth Brother I'm a trick, I can only achieve a small success after ten years of hard practice, and after another thirty years of practice, I can become a big success to my level!" ”

"Huh!?" Du Zongwu opened his mouth and shouted in surprise, but he saw that Wei was five years old, where did he look like a person who had been practicing magic for forty years?

"Phew!" Sun Zhuoyi saw Wei Wu bullying the honest man, and couldn't help but stand up for him and said, "Okay, Brother Wei, don't bully him!" You Xuanbing Divine Skill, let's teach us together next time! ”

Depend on! Old Sun, I heard you right, right? Are you calling someone a fool? So what are you yourself? Could it be -- old fool? Wei Wu pursed the corners of his lips and said to the old man: "Ahem, then teach you next time!" ”

Liu Daoxu's eyes flickered, but there was no good solution, thinking that this was the last question, he didn't even have a chance if he didn't try it once, so he opened his mouth and shouted with confidence: "Miss Qiu, Xiaosheng has a way"

Li Qiuniang looked down at Liu Daoxu, but seeing that he was not sure, she pursed her lips and smiled gently, her beautiful eyes were shining, and she bowed slightly to Liu Daoxu and said, "Young Master Liu, please speak!" ”

Liu Daoxujun's face was flushed, but when he saw Miss Qiuniang's Chu Chu posture, his confidence was suddenly sufficient, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Xiaosheng's method is to pour oil into this bottle, and then let" This method has not been finished, but he himself can't say it anymore, this method must not work!

Li Qiuniang looked at him encouragingly, but when she saw that Liu Daoxu spoke several times, she was speechless, and she was slightly disappointed in her heart, and subconsciously looked at the person.

But I saw that the man in the green coat and the little hat was huddled together with the two strong men beside him muttering something, and the three of them put their heads together and laughed from time to time. It seems that he doesn't care about his third question, if he doesn't already have the answer in his mind, or he has already given up answering.

Li Qiuniang looked around again, but saw that everyone was gloomy, and she was not sure about her question.

"Ladies and gentlemen, can anyone answer this third question again?" Li Qiuniang saw that except for that person, the rest of the people were all frowning and thinking, looking dazed, and couldn't help frowning slightly, shaking her head slightly, and asking softly.

As soon as the words fell, he saw Wei Wuteng stand up, squeezed his eyebrows at Li Qiuniang, and said in a sly manner: "Alas, Miss Qiuniang, this level is still coming down-"

Wei Wu didn't finish speaking, but he saw a handsome young man suddenly stand up, and said in a hoarse voice: "Miss Qiu! Why don't you just answer it! ”

Everyone in the hall was dumbfounded, Wei Wu, who had fallen out of this strange move, stood up, as expected, but he didn't expect that at this moment, a handsome boy with a raw face would stand up and answer with him.

When everyone looked at this son, they immediately smacked their tongues, and saw that this pretty boy had picturesque eyebrows, muscles like snow, and he was very delicate. Unexpectedly, this Furong Building has invited a lot of young talents, like this son, it must be a son in Jiangsu and Zhejiang!

Nowadays, it is rumored that the men in Jiangsu and Zhejiang are as beautiful as their daughters' families, and when they see this son on the first floor, they secretly set him as the son of a big family in Jiangsu and Zhejiang. Some of the gentlemen in the hall who were fond of male style were already itching in their hearts, and they were secretly wondering how to bring this son into the room

Wei Wu turned his head to see that this person's face was suddenly white, his mouth was wide open, and he stretched out his hand to point at the "pretty boy" opposite, so shocked that he couldn't speak, and opened his mouth with a stunned face: "You, you"

Sun Zhuoyi pursed the corners of his lips and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it your brother Li Mu?" Then he rolled his eyes, twitched the corners of his mouth, and whispered to himself: "Yes! No wonder Brother Wei was so surprised, as the saying goes: A friend's wife, don't be bullied, now Brother Wei sees that his brother actually came to rob his wife with him, how can he not be surprised or annoyed? ”

I said, I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River now! Wei Wu looked at Li Muxin, who was standing not far away, panicked and tangled in his heart, coughed twice, and said with a wry smile: "Ahem, Brother Li Mu, you, you are here too!" ”

"Humph! This Furong Building won the championship, so only you are allowed to come, not me? Li Muxin frowned slightly, glanced at Wei Wu with anger and disgust, and said in a hoarse voice.

I said, I can come, fifth brother, Lao Sun can come, Zongwu can also come, but, you are a girl's family, what are you doing in Qinglou!? Wei Wu hurriedly waved his hand with a smile on his face, and said incoherently: "Ahem, it's all right, it's all right!" Anyone is welcome! ”

"Humph!" Seeing Wei Wu's embarrassed appearance of being caught in bed, Li Muxin pursed her cherry mouth and snorted softly, don't look away, and don't look at him anymore.

Li Qiuniang saw that the relationship between the two seemed to be a little special, so she glanced at Wei Wu with a smile, and then said softly: "Well, since the two sons have answered this question, but it is inconvenient to answer it publicly, why don't you ask the two sons to write down on the paper and hand it over to Qiu Niang?" ”

"Good!" Wei Wu's heart was as confused as numb, and he opened his mouth to answer casually.

Li Muxin bowed slightly, but did not answer.

The two took the pen and ink sent by the maid, Li Muxin didn't think about it, and picked up the pen and wrote on the paper.

Grandma's, what can I do? Wei Wu looked at the rice paper in front of him helplessly, and cautiously glanced sideways at Li Muxin, but saw that she was pouting, splashing ink on the paper as if she was angry, and writing with a large pen.

Grandma's, fifth brother, I've been moldy for eight lifetimes! This kind of bloody scene in a past life movie can also happen to me? Wei Wu struggled for a long time before he picked up the pen and wrote carefully on the paper.

The two delicate little maids received Li Muxin's answer and Wei Wu's "Mobao" and handed them over to Li Qiuniang.

Li Qiuniang took the answer of "handsome son", took a look, and then nodded and smiled: "Well, this son is really extraordinary!" The answer written is exactly what Qiu Niang thinks! He took Wei Wu's answer again, but saw a person, a vase, and two mouths roughly drawn on the paper, and couldn't help but look up at Wei Wu, but saw that this guy was shaking his head and waving his hand at himself with a pleading face.

"Hehe, Wei Gongzi's answer is ingenious!" Li Qiuniang held up Wei Wu's "Mobao" and showed it to the people below.

"Oh! I see! Zhu Daoyu stroked his beard, nodded, and said casually.

Liu Daoxu looked adoring, clenched his fists and sighed: "The master is really the master!" It turns out that the answer is so simple and ridiculous, we are all in this bottle! ”

Wei Wu nodded thoughtfully when he saw everyone, but he was taken aback: What the hell is going on! Could it be that I can pass the test by drawing a blind picture? Lao Tzu's clear meaning is that I am a vase, just relying on two mouths to mess around, don't let me pass! What does this mean?

Li Qiuniang blinked, smiled and said, "Wei Gongzi, do you mean this - this person was pretended by Qiu Niang by casually talking, so naturally he has to rely on talking to save him?" ”

Holy, you guys have a lot of imagination! Can you drag me to the right answer? Wei Wu glanced at Xin'er, who was glaring at him with an annoyed face, smacked his mouth twice in embarrassment, and replied inarticulately: "Uh, ah, en! ”

Li Qiuniang smiled slightly, and held up another answer, but saw a few big characters in the book on it: "You put people into a bottle just by saying it, then I will use the tool of language to take people out again." This answer is that he has no respect for others and contempt for himself, and he doesn't even have a word of invitation, which can be regarded as quite unkind.

I said, look at what this sentence is written, my Xin'er's vinegar jar has been turned over! Wei Wu saw that this tone was blunt and scary, but he was afraid that Li Muxin's heart was far more annoyed than this literally, and his heart was nervous and flustered, and he couldn't help but shudder, and peeked at her, only to see that her face was calm, but her right hand was fiercely grasping her shirt

"This son's answer is exactly what Qiu Niang thinks in her heart, and it is similar to Wei Gongzi's picture, because the two sons have passed this second level!" Li Qiuniang announced without the slightest annoyance, and then took a slight sip of cherry, a flush appeared on her cheeks, and she said softly and shyly: "This third level is carried out in Qiu Niang's boudoir."

(Ladies and gentlemen, let's collect it after reading it!) Today since one o'clock in the morning to quarrel until four o'clock, four and a half before the start of the code word is now six o'clock if there are typos in this chapter, sick sentences, etc., please point out! Thank you! )

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