"This season is the peak time for birds to lay eggs, and if you know the habits of birds, you can find eggs. Birds usually make their nests in sunny places, so we have to look for them in the sunny grass, and of course, if you are interested in climbing trees, there are also many bird nests in the trees. The man walked as he spoke, and led Fang Fang to a sunny grass.

Sure enough, as they approached the grass, many birds flew up.

Fang Fang soon found a bird's nest in the grass, and she screamed in surprise and was about to reach for the bird's eggs.

"Wait!" The man shouted in a low voice, taking Fang Fang's hand, "Slow down, don't destroy the birds' nests, they work hard to make a nest; Also, don't take all the eggs from a nest, the birds will be very sad; Finally, when taking the eggs, don't touch the eggs that you don't want to take, some birds have a strange temper, and when they smell the smell on the eggs, they will think that they are not their own eggs, and they will peck the eggs! ”

Fang Fang retracted his hand in disdain, and watched the man carefully use two fingers to pick up a bird's egg from the bird's nest, "I can't see that you are still quite loving, it's strange to know a lot!" Fang Fang said sincerely.

"That's all I have to offer!" Sure enough, the man took only half of the eggs in this nest, and then found another nest three or five paces away.

"The first is loving, the second knows more, there are not only two advantages, how can it become three?" Fang Fang asked in confusion.

The man stood up and touched his hair in the sun, "The little policeman said, in the whole world, you can be worthy of the word 'handsome', 'only the king and me'!" ”

"I see, original love is also a contagion!" Fang Fang sighed, "The speed of contagion is comparable to ** and bird flu!" ”

While talking and laughing, the two have collected dozens of bird eggs, large and small.

"Don't look for it, it's enough for us to eat!" Fang Fang shouted.

The man nodded, and returned to the original place with Fang Fang.

The man handed the bamboo tube filled with water to Fang Fang, "Take two sips, there will be no more in a while, and the rest of the water will be used to make steamed bird eggs." ”

Fang Fang took the bamboo tube and drank two sips, and handed the bamboo tube to the man.

The man first lit a small fire in the clearing, Fang Fang found dry branches and hay and added it to it, and the fire was very large and flourished.

Then, the man broke the eggs one by one and poured them into the bamboo tube, and then put a clean twig into the bamboo tube, and stirred the yolk and egg white with water. Finally, he found a long green vine, cut off a section of the bamboo tube, and hung it on the beam above the fire to barbecue.

Fang Fang threw the remaining half of the green vine into the fire and burned it, and the man hurriedly snatched it out, "Maybe I'll need it later." ”

"If the bamboo tube is burned out, won't all the eggs leak out?" Fang Fang asked worriedly.

"No, there is water in a bamboo tube, it is not easy to burn, and besides, before it burns, the eggs are ready, and the eggs are the easiest to cook."

The man raised his hand and looked at his watch.

"I noticed that you keep looking at the time these days, why?"

"Nothing, my mission is over in an hour. And, according to the time calculation, they are coming soon! ”

Fang Fang added firewood to the fire and said, "What kind of bullshit mission!" They wouldn't have climbed to the top of this deserted mountain! However, although you are a liar, you are not a bad person. ”

"It's weird, don't you keep saying I'm a robber, a bandit, and a pervert?"

"Well, a person who has reverence for the martyrs of the Japanese army, a person who loves all the birds so much, will not be a great traitor! Little traitor, little evil, I can't say! What the hell do you do? Who is trying to harm me? ”

"I used to tease you, but I was actually entrusted to protect you. My true identity is—" The man smiled, looked at Fang Fang and said word by word, "Zhongnanhai bodyguard!" ”

"Ahh Fang Fang was taken aback and jumped up, but when she saw his playful smile, she knew that she had been fooled again.

"If I don't show you my hands, you still think my mother is a vegetarian!" Fang Fang raised her leg and struck at the man's side.

The man raised his arm at will to block, but he didn't know that the strength of Fang Fang's leg was actually extremely great, the man's body shook, and he took two steps back to stabilize his figure.

Fang Fang won the momentum with one move, how could he give in, he shouted, raised his right foot high, and slashed at the man from top to bottom!

Behind the man was the fire, and it was impossible for him to retreat, so he had to lean his head to the side and raise his arms crossed, blocking Fang Fang's thunderous blow.

"What a domineering taekwondo!" The man exclaimed.

"Count you as knowledgeable, I practice taekwondo for an hour every day after work, although it can't be compared to Yan Fang's Taijiquan beating people in the air, but it's enough to repair you, surrender obediently!" After that, Fang Fang's legs were strengthened.

"Your taekwondo practice is decent, but it's not good!"

"What's wrong?"

"Well, do you like Triumph's underwear? I suggest you buy it later in the store and go to the store, the set you are wearing may be a fake! Otherwise, how could the red panties show the black threads? The man said leisurely.

Fang Fang exclaimed in surprise and retracted his legs, "Disgusting! You pervert, voyeur! ”

"Now, don't look at indecency, I know! I don't want to look at other people's underwear! But you are also wrong to spread your legs wide in front of a man! ”

"Phew! I misread you! Fang Fang said fiercely, "You scoundrel! ”

"Of course he's a badass!" A voice said from behind him.

Fang Fang turned around and saw a person standing behind him with a gun.

Little cops!

The little policeman's face was flushed, and sweat was dripping down his face, but his expression was pleasant.

"The victim stands to the left, and the suspect stands to the right!" He shouted majestically. Fang Fang moved to the left with the man.

"Suspect, I warn you not to move, or I'll shoot!" The muzzle of the little policeman was pointed at the man.

"Comrade policeman, I am the victim, you saw it, she just slashed me with her leg! She abused me! The man argued aggrievedly.

"I believe in my eyes! Even if you have been abused, you are a criminal suspect who has been abused! The little policeman said coldly, "But I feel strange, in my career, you are the most handsome and unique suspect I have ever met." If you commit a crime, you have to find a scenic peak, do you think you are filming "Smiling Proud Jianghu" or "The Legend of Sword and Fairy"? ”

Fang Fang gave a thumbs up to the little policeman and said, "Brother policeman, you really know everything!" Rack this up! Put on some tiger chairs, chili water or something, and see if he moves--or not--moves! ”

"This beauty, as a victim, your feelings can be understood, but I can tell you responsibly, we enforce the law in a civilized manner, and torture * confessions are strictly prohibited, chili water, tiger chairs or something, this is really not!" The little policeman looked at Fang Fang solemnly, "I take the liberty of asking, is his criminal status attempted or completed?" ”

Fang Fang wanted to cry and hid behind the little policeman, "Brother policeman, you came too timely, if you come three or five hours late, it is estimated that he will be done!" ”

The little policeman nodded, his left hand touched his body up and down, and the sweat on his head trickled down, "Oh no, I came out in a hurry, I forgot to bring handcuffs!" ”

"However, for an experienced old policeman, this is not a difficult problem," his gaze swept over the green vine on the ground and smiled, "There are many ways to solve the problem!" You're doing that tree down now! The victim helped and tied his hands with this green vine! ”

"Both Shengyu and He Shengliang, although the world is big, it can't accommodate two handsome guys!" The man stared at the little policeman and said with a sad face, "Are you a personal vendetta?" ”

"Nope! I'm killing my relatives with righteousness! We both have handsome looks, but two different souls! If you resist, I'll shoot directly, and this time there will be no warning shots! ”

The man reluctantly walked to the tree and sat down against the tree, and Fang Fang pulled his hands behind the tree and tied them together.

"Tie me up, you're in danger!" The man shouted to the little policeman, "They're coming right away!" ”

The little policeman sneered, "Are you threatening me?" I'm not afraid of threats, and we're in danger if I don't tie you up! ”

He took out the walkie-talkie from his butt and began to call: "Pleasant Goat call the village chief!" Pleasant Goat calls the village chief! I need support! ”

Fang Fang laughed out loud, "Let the village chief bring you a cotton coat, and when your village chief arrives, winter should come!" ”

There was a sound of "stabbing lala" on the intercom, and the little policeman reluctantly changed his position and continued to call.

"Hey, who's that, loosen the tie, it hurts! You eat my grilled fish and chicken wings, and I give you steamed birds' eggs, and you treat me like this? The man pleaded.

Fang Fang pinched the man's face, "Dare to look at my sister's underwear, if I don't give you some color, how will my sister mix in the rivers and lakes in the future!" Besides, it's so easy to meet this stunned young policeman, so I have a chance to clean you up, do you say my sister can let it go? It's called -- Murder with a knife! For the sake of the steamed bird's eggs, I will not falsely accuse you* of being satisfied, be content! ”

She saw the wig cover in the man's pocket, pulled it out, and put it on the man's head.

"It's better to look like this, so that some people don't have narcissistic attacks!" Fang Fang gloated.