Episode 294 Friends in Trouble
I once said that the ancient language system basically came from the extension of the chirping of various animals. The Humanoids of the www.biquge.info Centaurs basically speak Centaur language, and the beautiful snake and the minotaur warriors, as well as all the people who live in the "peacock orchid world", speak ancient Sanskrit; The relative exception is the elven clan, the elf clan is the darling of the phoenix, and the elf language is actually the ancient phoenix language. I don't know about other language systems yet.
In this way, it is not surprising that the fire phoenix can speak elven language, it is the phoenix language!
It must be a miracle to be able to talk to the fire phoenix, but the problem is that if there is a share of emotions between them, it will definitely make people feel broken. I saw that the stupid fork was already planning to run away, and quickly said, "Damn, I'm not your boss anymore?" You can't leave me alone! ”
The stupid fork squatted on my shoulder and was in a dilemma, and the fire phoenix was still there "grunting" and "grunting", and it turned its head and asked me: "Boss, how did you fool the tiger girl?" I'm not happy anymore: "What do you mean by fooling...... Well, it's actually very simple, that is, don't care what you think in your heart, you must not offend people with your mouth. ”
After hearing this, the stupid fork realized something, first lowered his head and thought about it, and then suddenly raised his head, and chirped at the fire phoenix, which was already impatient, and after a few words, the fire phoenix on the opposite side froze, and the gorgeous feathers swept to the branches, and it didn't notice.
I frowned and said, "Silly fork, what nonsense are you talking about?" The stupid fork tilted his head and explained to me: "I don't know, I'm learning how to speak to my girlfriend......" continued to cheer up, foaming at the mouth and talking to the fire phoenix. I put one hand on my cheek, thinking to myself that I hope those words weren't scolding my mother.
But the Fire Phoenix's face became more and more ugly, and I noticed that its neck hair was about to stand up, and the whole thing looked like a fighting ready for battle...... I quickly glanced at the stupid fork and shouted, "Shut up! Silly Fork shut up leisurely, and I was shocked to see the fire phoenix open its mouth, the muscles in its jaw trembling violently, and a few wisps of smoke erupted from its mouth...... My heart is going to be cold, I'm dizzy, the fire phoenix is about to spray a small fireball again.
The power of this small fireball is too great, Wang Yong's landline is **** down, if this is sprayed on me, where will I still be alive? But now, what else can I do to resist this effort? In a hurry, he had to tilt his head and shout: "Don't say it, stupid fork run!" "I can't run, I can't have another backpad.
At this moment, a black shadow swept over like lightning, and the girlfriend of the stupid fork chirped and fell on my shoulder, I was overjoyed to see it, and hurriedly pointed at the fire phoenix, and said: "You tell it quickly, we are not its enemies, and we don't want to be enemies with it......" Looking at the black starling bird's inexplicable eyes, and then I remembered that it can only speak Arabic and the ancient elves, and those two languages, whether it is me or the stupid fork, will not.
Fortunately, the black starling bird was not as confused as me, and chatted with the fire phoenix. I exhaled, turned my head and saw that the stupid fork was still confused, so I smiled and said, "Don't worry, the human race and the elf race have always been allies, and the fire phoenix should not be embarrassed by us." ”
Silly Fork listened noncommittally: "But why do I think the two of them seem to be arguing?" I was taken aback when I heard this: "Grass your uncle, don't scare me anymore with this kung fu, okay?" The stupid fork turned around and said affirmatively: "When the boss lady and Hu Niu'er were together, this is how they talked. ”
As soon as I heard it, I knew it was going to be bad, this is the encounter with two stupid birds that eat dry vinegar...... I'd be foolish if I was expecting to reason with them. Jealous women are unreasonable, and jealous female birds must be difficult to entangle, so it is better to run away while they are arguing.
At this time, I had recovered a little bit of strength, and while the two female birds were arguing, I looked at the terrain left and right, and felt that it was definitely not okay to stand up and run away, and I had to escape from the sight of the fire phoenix first. I rolled my eyes, thought about it, and whispered to the stupid fork: "Don't move......" I used my hands and feet at the same time, slowly and slowly moved around the roots of the tree, and took advantage of the two birds not paying attention, and suddenly hid behind the big trunk with the stupid fork.
This big tree is very huge, it is estimated that it takes more than a dozen people to hold hands to circle around the trunk, as long as you hide behind the tree, rely on the huge trunk as a cover, and then escape, the chance is much greater.
But I didn't expect there to be people behind the tree!
When Silly Fork and I flashed lightly behind the tree, one of them couldn't hold back, and I bumped into a soft body with one shoulder, and looked up in shock...... Next door to Mary, the ice-kissed alligator griffin I was riding was hiding behind the trunk of a tree and staring at us coldly, not only with tyranny in its eyes, but also with its large mouth open to reveal its fangs.
I was dizzy, and after a series of accidents, I actually forgot about my old friend. This ice-kissed alligator griffin fell with me, and I was unlucky enough to fall straight into the mud...... This guy seemed to have had even worse luck, and fell directly to the ground, seeing that one of his thigh bones was broken.
I was in a hurry all of a sudden, waved my hand to the other side of the tree, and my hands flashed with the Fire Phoenix, and then I straightened my chest and made a fearless gesture...... It means that if you are not afraid of being discovered by the fire phoenix, you can just swallow it, so Lao Tzu will not be afraid of you...... The ice-kissed alligator griffin looked at me coldly for a long time, and finally closed the bloody mouth.
I picked a thumbs up at the ice-kissed alligator griffin, praising it for its knowledge of current affairs, but the ice-kissed alligator griffin didn't like to listen, twisted his head to the side, and ignored me. I reached out and plucked a handful of feathers from the ice-kissed alligator griffin's thigh, carefully scraping the mud off the head, face, back of hands, and so on.
When I turned around, I saw the ice-kissed alligator griffin glaring at me. I didn't care, pointed to its broken leg, and gesticulated that this kind of trauma is nothing, the medicine of the human race is developed, just take it...... The ice-kissed alligator griffon's eyes showed disbelief.
I rolled up my left sleeve all the way, exposed my arm, pointed to a big bag on it, and gestured to tell the ice-kissed alligator griffin, saying that this was accidentally broken when I was a child.
Before I could finish the comparison, I fluffed and the girlfriend of the stupid fork flew in front of my eyes, and then I whewed again, and the fire phoenix also passed in front of our eyes...... For the next seven or eight minutes, two sacred birds, one black and one red, one large and one small, circled around the tree, frightening me, the silly fork, and the ice-kissed alligator griffin trembling and overwhelmed.
Luckily, neither of the two birds paid any attention to us, and continued the chase between them, and of course the three of us did not dare to move, and let them fly around us...... In the end, the stupid fork couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Boss, I'm dizzy......" I nodded with the ice-kissed alligator griffin, and we were dizzy too.
Then the surroundings fell silent all of a sudden, and neither the starling bird nor the fire phoenix knew where they had flown to.
After three minutes of stagnation, I suddenly woke up and gestured to the ice-kissed alligator griffon, saying that we had to get out of this place. The ice-kissed alligator griffin was originally toothy and wanted to bite me, I pointed to its broken leg and didn't speak, the ice-kissed alligator griffin looked at me for a long time, and I gestured to it, which means let's make a deal, you take us out of this hellish place, and then I will find a way to heal your leg injury, what do you think? The ice-kissed alligator griffin looked me up and down several times, and finally believed in our suffering.
So I quickly climbed onto the back of the ice-kissed alligator griffin, and pointed to the top of the mountain, the ice-kissed alligator griffin understood, spread its wings and flew, it did not dare to fly too high, so as not to attract the attention of the fire phoenix, only picked up the gap in the woods and flew, I don't know how many circles, and finally flew out of the forest area.
The next thing is to sweep at a low altitude, and fly out more than ten miles along the hillside in one breath before turning to the top of the mountain. I noticed that the iron cage where Sister Feng was holding the beautiful snake had been snatched away by the people in the dungeon, of course, Melina and Hu Niu'er also returned to our position safely. Everyone was surprised and delighted to see us flying back, and even the minotaur warriors applauded.
But as soon as my ice-kissed alligator griffin and I landed, the emotions of both sides became agitated again, and each of them spread their wings, as if they were about to start fighting again. I hurriedly waved my hand, first beckoned our companions to stop, and then turned back to gesturing to the minotaur warriors, to the effect that we were here to exchange prisoners of war, not to fight to the death, so why do we have to play with our lives?
Among the Minotaur warriors, a big man with an unusually burly figure stood out, making a gesture, accusing our Terran side of not being trustworthy and firing at the army of the dungeon first. I didn't have the courage to give him a big finger, saying that you surrounded us first, and we were just routinely resisting .......
As soon as I saw that he was going to quarrel endlessly, I quickly pointed to the bottom of the mountain, and gestured that the matter of the fire phoenix had not been settled yet, and maybe the fire phoenix would fly back after a while. When the guy heard this, he was stunned. I gestured to him and said that we had finished exchanging prisoners of war, so let's say goodbye, and preferably never.
The minotaur warrior didn't do anything, pointing to the beautiful snake in the cage who was being helped out, and said that this was not the person they were looking for...... I gestured and said that you can go to whoever you want, don't talk nonsense ****** Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is not obliged to run errands for you.
The minotaur warrior stared at me with a pair of bull's eyes, and wanted to rush up and hit me with a totem pole several times, but after the distance was widened, the long-range firepower on our side had an absolute advantage, and although the minotaur warrior was not convinced, he was not willing to die in vain.
A dragon knight slowly fell down and said a few words to the minotaur warrior, but the two of them quarreled about you and me, and the quarrel was quite fierce, and I fainted.
Sun Hongxu squinted at the ice-kissed crocodile griffin under my crotch, but finally came over and whispered: "Old flower, it seems that there is going to be infighting in the dungeon. I nodded, "I can see it...... But why? Sun Hongxu smiled and said, "Then you still need to ask?" Didn't you notice that the two-headed Chimera was dead? I was stunned and asked, "So what?" ”
Luan Xiaoting also walked over: "Xianggong, you are so smart, why can't you understand the mystery?" I looked at the two of them blankly, suddenly understood, and said dumbfounded: "You mean that because of the crash of the two-headed Chimera, the minotaur warriors can no longer return to the American continent?" Sun Hongxu touched his head: "Maybe the water of the Minotaur warriors is very good, and they can swim across the eastern Pacific Ocean, but it is unknown." I nodded: "I see, that Wyvern Knight wants to take the beautiful snake first......"
In fact, the situation in front of him is very obvious, after the crash of the two-headed Chimera, the Minotaur warriors are indeed unable to return to the American continent. But just throwing them on the island of Hawaii is basically equivalent to pronouncing their death sentence, although the force value of the Minotaur warriors is very shocking, but the lethality of the era of cold weapons is almost equivalent to a target for us Terran armed forces who are too lazy to use submachine guns.
Fortunately, the quarrel on the other side soon came to an end, and the Minotaur warrior and his companions stood there dejectedly, and a Minotaur warrior picked up the huge totem pole, smashed open the iron cage, and handed the Fengjie brand beauty snake to the Wyvern Knight. With a wave of his hand, the dragon knight who led the team flew away with the ice-beaked griffins.
Xu Ningqiao's voice came from the walkie-talkie in Sun Hongxu's hand: "The enemy's flight unit has taken off, and the fighter formation asks for instructions, do you want to pursue?" Sun Hongxu raised his watch and looked at it, picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Forget it, buddy, you shouldn't have much gas, don't waste it anymore." Xu Ningqiao nodded over there: "There is one more thing, Wang Yong went home...... Just now he reported to me on a walkie-talkie that there was an airfield at the foot of the mountain, but there were no warplanes, only a few civil aircraft. After Wang Yong parachuted to land, he ran over and flew back to Oahu. Sun Hongxu and I nodded together, thinking to myself that no matter what, Wang Yong is fine, this is more important than anything else, we really can't afford to lose the pilot.
The minotaur warriors on the opposite side regrouped in phalanx, each with their metal totem poles in front of them, apparently intending to act as makeshift shields for a charge attack on us. Sun Hongxu waved his hand, and the heavy machine gunners on our side have set up their heavy machine guns.
Maryna ran over and took my hand: "Old flower, don't let everyone shoot, those minotaur warriors take good care of me, if it weren't for their efforts, President Emilia of the dungeon would not agree to exchange prisoners of war with the Terrans." When I heard this, I snorted, "It's not you who they want to save, it's the ruined sister we are holding in captivity." Melina's mouth was astringent, and she couldn't speak.
As soon as Melina was dismissed, Zuo Jia came up again: "Lao Hua, I don't agree to start a war with the Minotaur warriors like this...... It's not a war, it's a massacre at all, it's a total massacre, and we can't shoot a bunch of barbarians with heavy machine guns who can only wield sticks. ”
The stupid fork squatted on my shoulder and trembled: "Boss, run, the fire phoenix will come again in a while......" I listened to my heart, and then I realized that the minotaur warriors didn't expect to kill us with their own hands, they wanted to rely on the gunfire on our side to lure the fire phoenix back.
In that case, what are you going to fight, anyway, the hostages we want to rescue have also been rescued, so don't get into trouble and hurry home. The minotaur warriors can't run away, wait for a few days when the fire phoenix is gone, and then we will send fighters to kill them, it is still necessary to cut the grass and eradicate the roots, I can't have any woman's kindness.
So I didn't dare to delay any longer, and quickly waved my hand, told the heavy machine gunners to get up, and told everyone to climb back into the plane. I myself climbed into a Chinook in embarrassment, and with a single order, we all got on the helicopter. Chen Shuipian also staggered to our helicopter, begging as he climbed: "Chief Hua, don't leave me alone......"
I kicked him back: "You go and love your Taiwan!" This guy suddenly became vigorous, turned over and pounced back, grabbed the cabin door of Chinook with one hand, held it high with the other, and swore to me: "I will never love Taiwan again......" Sun Hongxu raised his hand and gave him a big mouth: "Taiwan is the treasure island of the motherland, why don't you love Taiwan anymore?" ”
Seeing that our helicopter was about to take off, Chen Shuipian was really anxious: "I...... Am I saying the wrong thing...... Taiwan is the Taiwan of China, I love China...... I also love China's Taiwan......" I nodded: "Well, this sentence sounds very pleasant to the ear......"
Chen Shuipian was overjoyed when he heard this, and he was about to climb up the helicopter. Sun Hongxu stopped him, turned back to me and said, "Since Comrade Chen Shuipian has such a high consciousness, why don't we arrange another position for him......" I didn't understand what it meant: "What position?" Sun Hongxu smiled: "For example, the Chinese governor in Hawaii Island or something...... Look, there are so many minotaur warriors here, someone has to entertain them, right? We are a big country, and we are indispensable to be polite, so that those barbarians laugh at ......"
I nodded, turned around and asked Cao Yijing, "Do you have a kitchen knife with you?" "Those of us often go to the field to work, so Cao Yijing always carries a kitchen knife with her, most of the time it is used to cut vegetables, and occasionally it will be taken out to fight the enemy, which can be regarded as killing two birds with one stone.
Cao Yijing took out the kitchen knife and handed it to me, I directly handed the big kitchen knife to Chen Shuipian, and said very seriously: "Man, now on behalf of Brother Fuleduo, I appoint you as the governor of the island of Hawaii, please complete your own work......" Chen Shuipian held the kitchen knife in his hand: "What is my own job?" I gestured with my hand to the minotaur warriors in the distance: "Let's entertain them first." As he spoke, with a wave of his hand, our helicopter formation took off, and the four of them drove the fighter plane in front of Xu Ningqiao.
The injured ice-snouted alligator griffin didn't know what to think, but it flickered its wings and followed. (To be continued.) )