"Ahh Yan Wenhou was so frightened by Wei Wu's loud shout that he shook his spirits, and before he could think about it, he opened his mouth and took out a word: "Take it off!" After saying that, he suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I, I won't take it off!" ”

"Huh? If you don't take it off, you're going to be cramped and skinned? Wei Wu raised his eyebrows and said.

When Yan Wenhou heard this, his complexion changed drastically, and then his eyes turned dark, he gritted his teeth and glared at Wei Wu, and said fiercely: "Wei Wu, aren't you afraid of offending me, there will be no good fruit to eat in the future?" ”

Wei Wu frowned and smiled disdainfully, and said, "Could it be that I haven't offended you before?" ”

Yan Wenhou was stunned for a moment, he and Wei Wu's Liangzi had already been married, how could this person be sinister and cunning, and let himself go easily? Remembering that he was slapped last time, and now his cheeks are still faintly painful, he suddenly became angry, and raised his hand viciously to point at this little guy, and shouted: "Wei Wu! You're just a shopkeeper, how can you fight me? ”

I'm fighting you? Haven't you ever heard that the soft are afraid of the hard, the hard are afraid of being stunned, and the stunned are afraid of dying? Fifth brother, I'm about to be arrested by my brother-in-law and cut off my head, are you afraid that your kid will retaliate against me?

"Hey, hey!" Wei Wu grinned and said, "How are you going to fight me now?" ”

"Flutter-" Li Qiuniang couldn't help laughing out loud when she saw Wei Wu torturing others like this, blinking her beautiful eyes and smiling silently.

"Good!" Yan Wenhou's eyes widened, he stood up with his hands on the ground, and said viciously: "Okay! Immediately, he was dizzy, raised his hand and pointed at Wei Wu, and shouted in disgust: "Okay! Wei Wu, you wait for this son! ”

"Haha, wait?" Wei Wu grinned, and then said, "Then you strip naked and run out first, I'll wait!" ”

Yan Wenhou gritted his teeth, his chest rose and fell violently, and he immediately undressed violently, and he really began to take it off!

"Phew!" Li Qiuniang's face flushed, don't look over. But I secretly wanted to laugh in my heart, this person is really a surname who is not afraid of heaven and earth, Yan Wenhou's family background is quite thick, and it is said that there are many relatives in Beijing! This person, actually, let him run naked in public?

"Ugh!" Wei Wu saw that Yan Wenhou had taken off his clothes, and he was secretly complacent, and only reacted when he heard the sound behind him--there was his wife behind! Can't let her see it! hurriedly stepped forward, blocked Li Qiuniang's sight, and said fiercely: "Take your people out with you-" and then added two words: "Take it off again!" ”

Yan Wenhou glanced back at Wei Wu with a cold gaze, and then shouted rather brilliantly: "Wu Hao, Xiao Peng!" Go, come out with me! ”

It was when drinking on a moonlit night, and many talented literati in the hall on the first floor were either singing wine and chanting poems, or tasting snacks and listening to small songs. Just as they were staggered and noisy, suddenly a terrible shout came from the second floor: "Yan Wenhou Yan Gongzi of Jinling has gone crazy-"

When everyone heard the shout, they hurriedly looked up, but saw a handsome boy with fine skin and tender flesh on his body, white and tender, pink and tender, and at this moment he was rushing downstairs with red ears and red ears. He was followed by two gray-faced servants with a ball of clothes in their arms.

"Ahh Isn't this Yan Wenhou, the son of Lord Yan of the Jinling Silk Road? I know him, and he was with me last time! A son's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly stepped forward, stopped in front and asked, "Brother Yan-I don't know."

"Get out-" Yan Wenhou was even more annoyed when he saw that there were still people who knew him, and he pushed this son away, shouting in his mouth: "You get out of here!" ”

This son was pushed and staggered, and his face was about to attack, but thinking that this Yan family was powerful, he gasped a few times fiercely and did not speak.

"Yan Gongzi is crazy, he bites when he sees a man-" Wei Wu lay down in the crack of the door, looking at the wonderful "scenery" below, and suddenly felt great joy, his eyes rolled, and he opened his mouth and shouted in an anxious and urgent voice.

"Flutter-" Li Qiuniang laughed out loud, and then moved lightly, moved closer, blushed and did not look downstairs, and said with a smile: "Wei Gongzi, if you treat him like this, aren't you afraid that he will retaliate against you in the future?"

"Don't be afraid!" Wei Wu looked out with great interest, and then turned around and laughed: "Hehe, Xiao Qiu'er, I'm the one who is about to be beheaded!" What are you afraid of him taking revenge on me? ”

Li Qiuniang's beautiful eyes sparkled slightly, but she hung her head and said nothing.

"Ahh Yan Wenhou rampage through the hall, trying to break through the crowd, but suddenly felt that his feet slipped, and suddenly his body was unstable, and he fell to the ground. When the two servants behind him saw the master's broken teeth, they were red-faced and watched by everyone, and they didn't dare to stand up, so they hurriedly picked him up and hurriedly helped him up.

Everyone on the side saw that Yan Wenhou had fallen, and they couldn't see the excitement, so they naturally surrounded him, and for a while, it was the inner and outer three layers that surrounded him in the middle.

"Giggles-" Suddenly there was a coquettish laugh, and a charmingly dressed girl pointed at Yan Wenhou, looked at the things under him with contempt, and smiled disdainfully: "Giggles, you see, Yan Gongzi's words are like those of a three-year-old baby-"

"Flutter-" A girl next to her also laughed, pointed to Yan Wenhou's lower body, and said with a smile: "Yes, sister, I have never seen such a small one."

Everyone was startled by the boy who rushed down from downstairs, where did they have time to observe the size? At this moment, I was reminded by these two girls, and I was immediately happy, some of them were not afraid of the Yan family's son-in-law, pointing at his lower body and laughing, while others were either pursed their lips and snickered, or turned around and laughed secretly.

"Haha, the bottom of Yan Gongzi is as thick as a hairpin, haha, are there five copper coins stacked to grow! I'll make a poem for it-" The boy who was pushed away by Yan Wenhou gathered in the crowd at this moment, and when he saw that Yan Wenhou didn't need to pay attention to himself, he suddenly felt revenge, and said casually with a cheap smile:

"Caterpillars in the grass,

If you look closely, it's Yan Xianggong.

The bun is as thick as a drum,

Five coins stacked up Optimus Prime. ”

"Haha-" A young man in white, who was white and chubby, clapped his hands and laughed: "Well done, well done!" ”

"Get out-" Yan Wenhou was dizzy from being ridiculed by these people, his face was red, his ears were red, and his body trembled: "Wu Hao, Xiao Peng! Call me—"

Wu Hao's face changed twice, knowing that this place was full of gentry and celebrities in Ezhou, and the bunch of people in front of him were either rich or noble, and he was a small domestic servant - where did he dare to do it easily? He glanced back at his son-in-law, gritted his teeth, walked up, and shouted, "You all disperse!" Otherwise, I'm going to beat someone—"

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, but then burst into laughter, and a clear voice came from the crowd: "Yo, isn't Gongzi Yan even afraid of our Su family?" ”

"Yes, isn't Yan Gongzi even afraid of our Ezhou Dong family?" For a while, everyone was unrestrained, and they all opened their mouths to ridicule.

Yan Wenhou's face changed, he gasped for breath, and then he blushed, gritted his teeth and walked to the front, hung his head, and arched his hand: "Brothers-"

"I didn't go crazy, but I was threatened with my life by the wicked Wei Wu, and I had no choice but to do so. Now please get out of the way, we will still be friends in the future" Speaking of this, he gritted his teeth and shouted viciously: "I don't share the sky with that Wei Wu!" ”

Wei Wu closed the door with a crack exposed, and immediately turned around and smiled: "Haha, I didn't expect these people to cooperate with me so much!" ”

Li Qiuniang's face was dizzy, and she pursed her lips and said, "You, you have offended so many people." It's just such a three-legged cat's kung fu, what can I do in the future? ”

"Ugh!" Wei Wu was slightly stunned, but then he scratched and laughed: "It's okay, I have my little Qiu'er to protect me!" ”

"Hmph-" Li Qiuniang heard his call, Xiao Qiu'er's face was dizzy at first, and then she pouted: "I'm a weak woman who doesn't have kung fu, how can I protect you?" I'm afraid you're trying to say that your Xin'er will protect you! ”

"Where, where! My Xin'er is strong in martial arts, my little Qiu'er is even more resourceful, I have the two of you - who else can help me? Wei Wuxing went over, grabbed her soft hair, and explained with a smile, but he raised his arm very rampantly, and said with a ruthless face: "Who else-who else"

"Phew! Slippery! Li Qiuniang hung her head shyly and ashamedly, and said softly: "Who is your little Qiu'er?"

Wei Wu's heart was scratched, and in a state of confusion, he hugged the slender body of the beautiful woman in front of him into his arms, only to feel the dark fragrance in his nose, and his heart suddenly became as lively as beating gongs and drums, and he laughed and said: "Xiao Qiu'er, if I am caught and cut off my head, will you think about crying every night as I think?" ”

"Phew-" Li Qiuniang's face changed, and she stretched out her hand to cover his mouth, and only then did she smile, coquettish, and chuckled: "I don't allow you to say death!" ”

Well, if this little Qiu'er is like this again, I'm afraid Lao Tzu really can't help but do it! However, this beheading looks like a matter of a day, and some things are still forgotten Wei Wu only felt that his lips were soft and slippery, and his heart was pounding, and under the charming agitation, his lower body was also ready to move. But I remembered that if I pushed Qiu Niang down today, and I was cut off my head later-wouldn't it make her feel painful?

Although this product was scolded by many ladies in peace, it was filthy and shameless Meng Lang. But the education and worldview in his previous life made him attach great importance to this kind of selfish behavior and respect for the female surname. At this moment, the warm fragrant nephrite and the beautiful woman are in their arms, and they can still restrain themselves from the precipice, and it is really painful for him to scratch the goods in his arms!

"Childe-" Wu Hao endured the severe pain in his waist, and saw his son-in-law go out to put on his clothes and leave, and immediately rushed up.

", you two useless things!" Yan Wenhou snorted coldly, and then shouted angrily: "What is Lao Tzu raising you for? Can't even beat a shopkeeper? ”

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