Chapter 1334: Braggart Ratio
Lin Feiyang was pressed by Meng Shiqi and Sun Jing at the same time, and he was flattered by this move.
"Grandfathers, I am not as good as everyone here in terms of seniority, I am not worth mentioning in terms of military merits, and I am even more 108,000 miles away from you in terms of the capture of the country and the people. So, I'm definitely not going to do this. ”
Lin Feiyang resolutely resigned and continued to sit beside Xiao Cheng.
Seeing that they couldn't move, several old men laughed one after another.
Meng Shiqi gave him a thumbs up: "Boy, don't be arrogant or impatient, you can have this calmness at your age, I admire the old man." ”
Shangguan Li nodded: "At least we are at his age, if someone praised us like this, we would have flown into the sky a long time ago, how can we be as calm and calm as him." ”
Xiao Cheng smiled proudly: "What's the matter, I didn't brag with you, right?" Is this grandson of mine better than your juniors? Tell yourselves. ”
Wu Shan shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Old Xiao, you pressed us when we were young." No one is as ruthless as you are in war, and no one is as ruthless as you in killing devils. We finally survived until we were old, and we wanted to rely on our children and grandchildren to turn us over. It's not been two years since this special mother, and you've trampled us under your feet again, you're a bully. ”
Jiang Shang snorted coldly: "The most unlucky thing in this life is to meet this old bastard, and he can't compare to anything else." Their whole group is dead, but this old bastard survived, and we can't even compare to him in luck, I'm really angry. ”
Shangguan Li laughed: "Who said it wasn't, I attacked the White Dog's troops together with his two regiments." The machine guns swept towards us at the same time, but Lao Tzu was shot three times, and everyone around him died. The old boy didn't have anything to do, so he went to blow up the bunker with a bag of explosives. ”
Shangguan Li talked about this heartache: "If it weren't for that injury that left me bedridden, my military exploits would not be less than him." ”
Xiao Cheng looked at the five old men proudly: "This is fate, do you know?" I was born to be possessed by the god of war, so I was born to be better than you. Don't say that I will press you in this life, I will still press you in the next life. ”
Meng Shiqi snorted: "In the next life, the ghost will make friends with you, and it hurts my self-esteem." ”
The other four nodded vigorously: "Yes, if you see him in advance in the next life, break his two dog legs and make him scream." ”
Meng Shiqi turned his head to look at the five young people, and said solemnly: "Look at the five of you, you are all day long, thinking that you will soon be able to catch up with our older generation." But you look at people flying, he can the five of you with one hand, but how low-key people are, look at your cowardice. Learn more from him, don't learn from your Grandpa Xiao, when you get old, you don't have a serious character, you know how to brag than you go. ”
The five young men originally lowered their heads, but when they heard this, the juniors brought by Shangguan Li were unconvinced: "I admit that he is very good at martial arts, but at most he is a martial artist. We are all handsome talents, how can he compare with us. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the five old men suddenly burst out laughing in unison.
Wu Shan and Sun Jingxiao's stomachs hurt, Jiang Shang even laughed out of tears, and Meng Shiqi took a sip of tea and sprayed far away.
Shangguan Li pointed at his grandson and smiled bitterly: "With your little IQ, you don't even deserve to lift shoes in front of others." If you knew what he had done, you wouldn't even be qualified to talk to him. ”
His grandson was even more unconvinced: "Grandpa, you always say that he is very good, so you can tell me what he has done?" So that we can be convinced. ”
The remaining four also nodded in unison, they were all proud people who would not easily succumb to a person with no identity and no background.
Shangguan Li stopped talking, and finally sighed: "Forget it, you are not qualified to know what he did." It's not that I don't tell you, it's that you don't have the level you know. Anyway, you just keep a low profile and know that what he's doing is even better for us. ”
Meng Shiqi said to Xiao Cheng: "Your old boy is also a **** luck, and he took advantage of you in advance." If we meet first, there will be nothing to do with you. ”
Xiao Cheng smiled happily: "You can say whatever you want, I know, you are jealous of me, jealous that I am better than you in everything." ”
He turned to Lin Feiyang and said, "What's the matter, what I'm talking about isn't bragging!" Several of them are people with great military achievements, but so what, when they are old, they will still be pressed by me. ”
"Thinking about the past"
Lin Feiyang saw that he was about to brag again, so he hurriedly interrupted: "I said old man, just blow your old yellow calendar, there's no need to always take it out, I think everyone's ears are going to be calloused." ”
"Hahaha, yes, yes, there are only a few things that this old boy can bring, and we can all recite them backwards." Meng Shiqi and the others laughed.
Xiao Cheng's old face turned red, glared at Lin Feiyang and said, "Can't I blow my glorious history?" I often preach and encourage you juniors, so that you can be ashamed and move forward. ”
Lin Feiyang rolled his eyes: "As far as what you do, if I go to your era, I should do better than you." If we were the same age, you'd have to listen to me brag every day. ”
"Poof" The five old men laughed, and each gave a thumbs up to Lin Feiyang.
Xiao Cheng was angry: "Boy, I want to take a regiment back then"
"Fighting against five thousand warlords, there are only thirty or so people left in the end, and half of them are killed, isn't it?" Lin Feiyang said with a smile: "I destroyed the Fang family alone. ”
"Hahaha!" The five old men laughed louder, and what they liked to see the most was Xiao Cheng's deflated appearance.
Xiao Cheng blushed and shouted: "Later, when I went north to fight the little devils, the three wings of the devils surrounded the headquarters, and the troops that I could mobilize under my command at that time were less than a thousand. I insisted on breaking through the enemy's encirclement with 1,000 men to protect the safe evacuation of the head of the headquarters. If it hadn't been for that battle, the history of the War of Resistance might have changed. ”
Lin Feiyang shook his head: "I destroyed the Demon Sect alone, leaving them alone." ”
Xiao Cheng stood up angrily and directly: "I led a division and 30,000 devils to go around, and finally annihilated these 30,000 devils, which caused a sensation throughout the country at that time and greatly enhanced the enthusiasm of the people of the whole country to resist Japan." ”
Lin Feiyang smiled and said, "I wiped out the four clans of the Holy Church, overnight"
When the five old men heard this, their stomachs hurt from laughter, and they almost crawled under the table.
Xiao Chengqi slapped on the table: "At the time of liberation, I led an army to break the defense line of an enemy group army, like a sharp blade penetrating the enemy's heart, which laid the foundation for the victory of that battle." ”
"I'll destroy the demon kingdom that you can't even dream of." Lin Feiyang said.
Xiao Cheng's nose was smoking: "Boy, do you have to brag with me?" How do you compare your exploits to mine? ”
Lin Feiyang sneered: "Is what I did easy?" If it were easy, why couldn't you destroy the Demon Cult and the Four Templars? If it were easy, would you treat me to tea today? ”
Xiao Cheng slapped the table again, and said bitterly: "If you meet someone, you are not a lady, boy, you are a cow, Lao Tzu admits it." ”