"Lord Lu, please sit casually, you're welcome." The middle-aged man in his thirties and ordinary appearance had a very kind attitude, and personally pulled out the chair for Fat Lu and invited Fat Lu to sit down.

"Impossible, right? It can't be him, right? Although I have never felt inferior to myself, this is too coincidental and incredible, right? As soon as you enter the capital, you will ....... ”

Lu Fatzi pondered in his heart, and it wasn't until the middle-aged man repeated the words of the invitation for the second time that Lu Fatzi finally came back to his senses, and hurriedly returned the salute to the middle-aged man, and asked tentatively: "I take the liberty of asking, may I ask this honorable name?" How did you know your name and how did you know your appearance? ”

"In the lower Suoetu, blessed by my father's shadow, I now serve as a second-class guard." The middle-aged man in his early thirties was very cheerful, and said with a smile on his face: "As for how to know your honorable surname, your name and appearance--don't hide it, your lordship, you have a relationship with Kong Sizhen Sige, my lord, although you are still only a seventh-rank official, you are already a famous figure in the world...... Lord Lu, you should understand what you mean by now, right? ”

"Suo ......, Suo Etu!" Lu Fatzi's goldfish eyes almost didn't pop out of his sockets, and he said in his heart that today's things are really getting more and more evil, the famous Suo Etu actually held a banquet here to entertain me such a seven-grade county order, or is he waiting here to entertain me such a seven-grade county order, what is this called? But after thinking about it again, Fat Lu felt a little relieved, "I'm really stupid, Suo Etu is a famous name in history, and he has a lot of power, but before the fall of Aobai, this kid was still squeezed out quite down, not much stronger than me, so there is no need to make such a fuss." ”

"Lord Lu, please take a seat." Seeing that Fat Man Lu was dumbfounded and motionless, Suo Etu couldn't help but smile again, and hurriedly greeted Fat Man Lu for the third time.

"Thank you......, Xie Suo's guard." Fat Lu finally came back to his senses, tried to calm his mind, and thanked him first, and then sat down on the chair that Suo Etu had pulled out for himself. But in the end, Fat Lu couldn't help but glance at the little pockmark, and his heart became more and more suspicious.

"Master Lu, you have been looking around, is there something wrong?" Xiao Mazi suddenly spoke, his voice was sharp and ugly, and there was a kind of majesty like a toddler in his tone.

Fat Lu didn't answer, just continued to look at Xiao Mazi in a daze, Xiao Mazi frowned, and was about to have a seizure, but he never thought that Lu Fat Man would stand up again, strode towards Xiao Mazi, and the two young men behind Xiao Mazi were taken aback, and quickly stepped forward together to protect the little pockmarked man left and right. But no one would have thought that Fat Lu would bow his hand to the young man standing on the right side of Xiao Mazi, and bow deeply, with a very respectful attitude.

"Lord Lu, you are just a slave in the next family, how can you be worthy of such a big gift?" The young man asked in surprise.

"Don't blame this son, he has a little knowledge of the art of people in Xia Lu Yifeng." Lu Fatzi said very respectfully: "Guan Gongzi, you look at the wolf and listen to the jackal, it is the posture of a hero, no matter what your current identity is, the future will be limitless, so Lu Yifeng does not dare to be rude, and I specially ask Gongzi for peace." ”

"What?" The young man was dumbfounded, and when he hurriedly peeked at the little pockmark beside him, the little pockmark remained silent, as if he was deaf. The young man sweated on his forehead, and hurriedly returned the salute: "Lord Lu is too famous, the little one is just a slave in Lord Suo's mansion, how dare you be Lord Lu so evaluated?" ”

"Deserved, deserved." Lu Fatzi nodded again and again, and said solemnly: "This son, Lu Yifeng has the courage to say a word again, I hope that the prince must not care - although this eagle looks at the wolf Gu is a rich and noble appearance, but ill-gotten wealth is not desirable, and the unrighteous lord cannot be obtained, and I hope that the prince will not forget the three outlines and five constants in the future, serve the lord loyally, and don't forget that we are all courtiers of the Qing Dynasty!" ”

"Lord Lu, what the hell are you talking about? We have no grievances, how can you ...... How can it be ......? The young man was shocked, frightened and angry, if it weren't for Xiao Mazi and Suo Etu being present, the young man would have tore Lu Fatzi's heart apart - who doesn't know that Eagle Eye Wolf Gu is describing Sima Yi's great annihilator?!

"Li Xu, you step aside." Suo Etu drank back the young man Li Xu, and under the hint of the little pockmark's eyes, he pulled Lu Fatzi to the little pockmark, pointed at the little pockmark and smiled at Lu Fatty: "Lord Lu, I didn't expect you to be proficient in the art of fate, in this case, how do you look at the fate of my distant brother?" ”

"May I ask Childe's name?" Fat Lu asked.

"The surname is Long, and the name is Dehai." The little pockmark replied proudly.

"It turned out to be the dragon prince." Fat Lu saluted again and said respectfully: "Since Master Suo has an order, the lower official will not dare to disobey, with all due respect, although the face of the prince is unspeakably expensive, it is still above Master Suo Etusuo, but it is still not as good as the little brother Li Xu just now." ”

"Hey." The little pockmark laughed out loud and said with a smile: "Lord Lu is really good at laughing, I am the master, he is a servant, why is my face not as good as him?" ”

"Don't blame Childe." Lu Fatzi said politely: "Dare to ask the son, when the Hou Zhou was in the future, Chai Zongxun was the master, wasn't Zhao Kuangyin a servant?" ”

Lu Fatzi's words are simply indescribable, Zhao Kuangyin launched the Chenqiao Mutiny to rob Chai Zongxun of the throne, at that time Zhao Kuangyin relied on the identity of the general of the forbidden army similar to the guard, won Chai Rong's trust and reuse, and finally snatched the throne of the Chai family, and now Lu Fatzi compares Li Xu to Zhao Kuangyin, the notoriously cautious little pockmark can feel good in his heart? So as soon as Fat Lu said this, he couldn't help but ask for a change of color on his face and Xiao Mazi's face, and Li Xu's face was even more like ashes, and he just scolded in his heart, "Dead fatty, did I dig your ancestral grave or annihilate your sister?" We say that there is no injustice in the past, and there is no enmity in the near future, how can you pit me to death like this? ”

"Young Master Long, are you wrong?" Seeing that the little pockmarked face was not good, Lu Fatzi was a little scared, and hurriedly changed his words: "In fact, this fate is ethereal, and it is only a little superficial, and a few nonsense words are not true." If there is any offense, I hope that Long Gongzi and Master Suo will forgive their sins. ”

"Joke, joke." Suo Etu was busy playing the round, and greeted for the fourth time: "Lord Lu, don't be polite, please sit down, let's have a drink together." ”

"Thank you." Lu Fatzi thanked him, and finally sat down opposite the little pockmark honestly, wondering in his heart, "Am I doing this too much, has it reached the point where Li Linfu's predecessors are invisible?" - I should be reluctant, at least, no one knows why I want to cheat Li Xu's motives. ”

After sitting down, Suo Etu asked the two young men to pour wine, raised a glass and toasted Lu Fatzi, Lu Fatzi drank it honestly, and also toasted Suo Etu and the little pockmarked man, and both of them drank it. After three rounds of drinking, Suo Etu got a hint from Xiao Mazi's eyes, turned the conversation to the topic, smiled at Fat Lu and said, "Lord Lu, do you know why I invited you to drink today?" ”

"I don't know." Fat Lu shook his head, knowing in his heart that the main drama was about to begin.

"I can't hide it, I really admire you Lord Lu." Suo Etu said with a smile: "In the letter, Si Gege once said to the official that although you are only a seven-rank county commander and a humble position, you dare to speak up in front of Wu Sangui, the king of Pingxi, and Shang Kexi, the king of Pingnan, and the two princes at the risk of killing their heads, and persuade the two princes to ask for the withdrawal of the domain. Just now, the official and this Long Gongzi Weifu Jian from the tour, I happened to hear the news, saying that Lord Lu, you have entered the capital to face the saint, so I sent someone to invite the adult here, not for anything else, just to witness the demeanor of my Qing Dynasty minister. ”

"Lord Suo has won the award, and the lower official, as an official of the imperial court and a courtier of the Qing Dynasty, naturally has to speak up for the long-term peace and stability of the Qing Dynasty." Fat Lu shook his head and said: "The rise and fall of the country is the responsibility of the husband!" At the beginning of the Qing Dynasty, the establishment of the three feudatories, in fact, because the remnants of the former Ming Dynasty had not yet been cleared, the former dynasty Diao people refused to naturalize, so they had to do it as a last resort. And now, after the wise and wise Shengming candle shines on the Kangxi Emperor's pro-government, he has given wide grace, China has been unified, the world is peaceful, and the four seas have returned to the heart, and there is no more swords and soldiers. The three feudatories have also completed their historical mission, rather than raising tigers and leaving the tail behind, it is better to withdraw as soon as possible! ”

"It's the same thing." Lu Fatzi continued to say with a heartfelt voice: "For the three princes in the south, asking to withdraw the feudal domain is also their best choice!" Since ancient times, the founding of the new dynasty has been such as Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty and Zhu Yuanzhang of the former Ming Dynasty, or Zhao Kuangyin, the Taizu of the Song Dynasty, who released the military power with a cup of wine, or an emperor like Li Shimin, Taizong of the Tang Dynasty and Emperor Kangxi of the Tang Dynasty. If the three princes don't retreat bravely, they will ask to withdraw the feudal domain and join me in the Qing Dynasty...... Emperor Kangxi of the Shengming Dynasty shares wealth and wealth, and he is still looking forward to separating one side, and intends to separate from my Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty, do you really want to force our Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty to become the ancestor of the Han Dynasty and the Taizu of the Ming Dynasty? ! ”

"If so!" Speaking of this, Fat Lu slapped the table with his fat palm, shaking the wine glasses and chopsticks on the table, and said categorically: "The sin lies in the three feudatories!" I am not in my emperor! ”

Lu Fatzi's words are mediocre, and the quotations are not very appropriate, but the victory is impassioned and loud, and the sycophancy during the period is not too well concealed, but it is still said that Xiao Mazi and Suo Etu smiled and nodded again and again, and they have a good impression of Lu Fatzi is the one called Dasheng!

But of course, Xiao Mazi and Suo Etu will not really believe Lu Fatzi just like that, and Xiao Mazi deliberately said: "Lord Lu's words are wrong, I have Rakshasa in the north of the Qing Dynasty to loot the land and burn it, and Geldan in the west colluded with Qinghai-Tibet to establish himself as the king, needless to say in the south, Lord Lu, you all admit that the three feudatories are separated from me by Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty, and there is also Taiwan's Zheng Reverse in the east to disturb the sea frontier, surrounded by smoke on all sides, and the corners of the eight-sided painting are sad. ”

"Long Gongzi's words are ridiculous!" Fat Lu suddenly raised his voice and said loudly: "What Gongzi said is smoke on all sides, but in fact, it is just a small disease of scabies and a clown jumping off the beam!" The north of the Rakshasa offense, although the guns are sharp, but the Rakshasa thieves are only hundreds, the guns are less than a thousand, with the bravery of the soldiers of the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty, the divine martial arts of the Kangxi Emperor, it is easy to expel the Rakshasa to consolidate the frontier! In the west, Geldan clown jumped off the beam, although there was Qinghai-Tibet as his aid, but Geldan himself acted perversely, bullying the people and expropriating tyranny, can it become a big weapon? In the east, Taiwan Zheng Reverse, although known as Zhu Ming's remaining vein, is actually the Zheng family's world, the people's hearts are not attached, civil strife is frequent, long live our emperor only needs a holy decree, can be passed on! ”

"As for the southern feudatories." Speaking of this, Lu Fatzi slowed down his breath and said calmly: "May I ask Young Master Long, if the three vassal kings really plan to separate from me and Emperor Kangxi of the Great Qing Dynasty, will Lu still have the opportunity to sit and drink with you today?" Lu Yifeng dared to assert that I, the Qing Dynasty Shengming and Wise Emperor Kangxi, only need to be generous and gentle, and within a few years, the matter of the three feudatories can also be passed on! ”

"Lord Lu is easy to say, these things can be done so easily." Xiao Mazi smiled, sighed and said, "If these things are really as easy as Master Lu said, then it would be easy to live today." ”

"What can't I do?" Fat Lu's eyes widened, and he said shamelessly: "This dragon boy, you probably don't know yet, right?" Although I am still young Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty, he is an actuarial machine, calligraphy and painting, astronomy, foreign languages, politics, dredging river transportation, and is an emperor who is a scholar and martial artist who directly pursues the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty and the Song Dynasty, and is full of skills! ――With such a Kangxi Emperor of the Three Emperors of Derby on the throne, what else can't I do in the Qing Dynasty? ”

"Hahaha......." Xiao Mazi laughed and said, "Lord Lu, are you clearly filming the current emperor's ass, looking forward to bringing your words to the emperor when Lord Suo Etuso uses the guards on duty?" ”

Suo Etu and the two young men present also laughed together, sneering at Lu Fatzi's shameless praise. Lu Fatzi shook his head and said: "Young Master Long is wrong again, Lu Mou didn't want to use Lord Suo's mouth to pass these words to today's Banzai, but Lu Mou really admires and admires the current Kangxi Emperor too much!" Who has ascended to the throne at the age of eight like Banzai today? Twelve-year-old pro-government? Who else is so gifted and diligent in learning as Banzai today? And what emperor can be as diligent and loving the people as the emperor is today? ”

Saying that, Lu Fatzi had an idea, and added: "Long Gongzi may not believe it, because of his reverence and admiration for today's Kangxi, Lu Mou also specially made a song, personally composed music and lyrics, and sang in private to show respect. ”

"You also made a song for the current emperor?" Xiao Mazi was a little surprised, and said with a smile: "Then I wonder if Lord Lu can sing it out for all of us?" Let's also appreciate Master Lu's talents? ”

"This ......." Fat Lu hesitated a little and said with a wry smile: "Isn't this good?" If Lu sings, Long Gongzi, you will definitely say that Lu is planning to use Lord Suo's mouth to reach the ears of the current emperor. ”

"Master Lu, don't care, I was just making a harmless joke just now." Xiao Mazi said with a smile: "If you sing well, Lord Lu, maybe Lord Suo will really reach the emperor's ears for you, and when the time comes, Lord Lu, you will wait to be promoted and make a fortune!" ”

"If that's the case, then the lower officials have the courage to plead with Lord Suo." Fat Lu turned to Suo Etu and arched his hand and said: "Lord Suo, today's matter, please don't tell the emperor today, let alone tell the emperor about the song made by the lower officials." ”

"Why?" Suo Etu and Xiao Mazi are both the same line.

"The big husband should be bright and honest when he takes fame, he can only take it directly, not seek it in the bend!" Lu Fatzi said with a solemn face: "Lu is now an official of the imperial court, and he should be a shepherd for the emperor and his boss for the imperial court, govern the territory and the people, and exchange real political achievements for the way to promotion. ”

"This fat man is quite ambitious, right?" Xiao Mazi and Suo Etu exchanged glances with each other, and they both appreciated Lu Fatzi's words. At that moment, Suo Etu was instructed by the look in his eyes and said: "Lord Lu, since this is the case, then you can rest assured, Suo will never mention a word to the emperor about today's matter, and will never spoil Lord Lu's ambition." ”

"Thank you, Lady Suo." Fat Lu thanked him, picked up the wine jug and poured himself a glass of wine, drank it in one gulp, and then said slowly: "Young Master Long, the song that Lu made for today's saint has a name, called "Borrow from the Sky for Another 500 Years"! ”

After that, Lu Fatzi brewed his emotions, and sang the song that the mites of later generations shamelessly plagiarized from the great hero Zheng Chenggong were full of passion, "Along the ups and downs of the gentle curve of the rivers and mountains, let the horses love the north and south of the Yangtze River in the Central Plains." In the face of the amorous companionship of ice blades, snow swords, wind and rain, cherish the golden ...... given to me by the sky. ”

"I really want to live another 500 years! I really want to live another 500 years! Forgetting to sing a song, Lu Fatzi was already in tears, and shouted: "Lu is fortunate to be born in the prosperous era of Kangxi, and this life is not in vain!" I only hope that I, the Kangxi Emperor of the Qing Dynasty, can really live another 500 years! ”

"Good!" Xiao Mazi also shouted at the case, and said excitedly: "It's a good sentence to look at the iron hooves, and walk all over the rivers and mountains!" There is my invincible style of the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty! In a good sentence, I stood on the cusp of the storm and held the moon spinning! I do have the iron-blooded mind of the Qing Emperor! Suo Etu, you remember this lyric for me, and I should sing it every time! ”

"Pierce." Suo Etu agreed, but muttered in his heart, "This fat man Lu is really clever in his means of patting sycophants, and he even made up songs, and he has been coming out all over the time for a long time." ”

"Good." Xiao Mazi nodded happily, turned to Fat Lu again, personally asked Fat Lu to pour a full glass of wine, and then filled a glass to himself, and said with a smile: "Master Lu, just rush to your song "Borrow from the Sky for Another Five Hundred Years", I toast you with a glass of wine, come, let's do it." ”

"Young Master Xie Long." Fat Lu took the wine glass and touched it with Xiao Mazi, raised his head and drank. When he put down the wine glass, Fat Lu, who had a very shallow amount of alcohol, was already a little drunk, and shook his head and said: "Young Master Long, since you are the distant brother of Lord Suo Etuso, then I think you are also the nobles of the Eight Banners of the Qing Dynasty, and it will definitely be the future of entering the cabinet to worship the prime minister in the future." Na Lu is a few years older, and he dares to persuade you, you can learn from today's long-lived diligence and tirelessness, and you can also learn from today's long-lived love for the people and wisdom and courage of Tianxi. But only you can't learn ....... ”

"What can't you learn?" Xiao Mazi pricked up his ears.

Fat Lu was not in a hurry to answer, first filled himself with another glass of wine and drank it, and then said drunkly: "Only I can't learn from the current emperor's indiscriminate benevolent government and indulge in spoiling." ”

"Today's emperor is indiscriminately benevolent and indulgent?" Xiao Mazi shook his head and hurriedly said, "Please speak up, adult." ”

"The son does not say anything about the father, and the minister does not show the evil of the king." Fat Lu sighed and said: "As a courtier of the Qing Dynasty, Lu certainly doesn't dare to speak out about the emperor's mistakes. It's just that the current emperor ......, alas, Ao Zhongtang killed Sunahai, Zhu Changzuo and Wang Denglian, needless to say, and even some thieves with obvious reverses and bad intentions, the current emperor doesn't even check it, and he doesn't care about ....... ”

"Lord Lu, please speak clearly." Xiao Mazi said slowly.

"It's really inconvenient to tell you." Lu Fatzi shook his head and said: "That's it, let me give you an example, this time I went to Beijing to see His Majesty, and on the way, I often heard people say that there is a general named Yue Shenglong in the Yongtai Camp in Gansu, who is the sworn enemy of my ancestors of the Qing Dynasty, Yue Fei, and often imitates the ancestors' hostility to my Qing Dynasty. Such a person, the emperor actually let himself go, and allowed him to lead the army to fight, isn't this a legacy of tiger breeding? ”

"And such a thing?" Xiao Mazi's face changed, and she couldn't help but grit her teeth.

"Why not?" Fat Lu poured another glass of wine into his mouth and said staggeringly: "Young Master Long, think about it, Yue Fei's descendants are named Shenglong in my court, what does this mean?" Does their Yue family want to be the emperor? Is Thang Long's name so rebellious ...... casually? Young Master Long, although the current emperor loves the people and is diligent in government, he actually accommodates such a person...... Such a name, not ...... It's not overuse...... Benevolence...... Benevolence, yes...... What is it....... ”

Before he finished speaking, the fat man Lu, who had a very light amount of alcohol, had already fallen asleep, lying on the table and snoring loudly. And how serious the problem of the former Qing Dynasty is, I believe there is no need to be wordy, in short, the little pock's face was gloomy, staring at Lu Fatzi thoughtfully, after a while, Xiao Mazi stood up and instructed Suo Etu: "Send an edict to Jia Hanfu, the governor of Shaanxi, and send someone to secretly investigate whether there is a person named Yue Shenglong in Yongtai Camp in Gansu, as well as his family background, if there is really this called Yue Shenglong, it is really Yue Fei's descendants, and the whole family will not be left!" ”

"Piercing!" Suo Etu agreed, and asked cautiously: "Your Majesty, the Yongtai camp is in Gansu, this matter should be handed over to Liu Dou, the governor of Gansu, or the Gansu Governor, right?" ”

"Under their noses, this kind of thing will happen, can they still be trusted?" Xiao Mazi snorted coldly: "If it is verified that there is indeed such a matter, Liu Dou and the Governor of Gansu will also have to investigate and punish them according to the law!" ”

Suo Etu respectfully agreed again. Xiao Mazi glanced at the unconscious Fat Lu again, turned back to Suo Etu and ordered: "This Lu Yifeng I will hand it over to you, before this year's imperial financial meeting, be sure to bring him over for me, I must know Wu Sangui's military salary limit and all plans!" ”

"I did it for a long time, it turned out to be to get the bottom limit of Wu Sangui's old man's salary from my mouth." Fat Lu, who seemed to be asleep, snorted coldly in his heart, "Wait, Kang Xiaomazi, this time see how I emptied your treasury!" It's a pity, if you don't have so many guards around you, look at how Lao Tzu makes you taste the iron fist of the Chinese people! ”

"Wronged!" Tolu's fat man's blessing, not long after, in the court of Jingtai County, Gansu Province, there was a heart-rending voice of grievances. In history, he brutally killed the anti-Qing righteous Xu Zhongchen, participated in the suppression of the three feudatories and rebelled against the Qing, and even his master and banner people were extremely disdainful and sarcastic, and Yue Shenglong, the thousand general manager of the Yongtai Battalion, looked up to the sky and shouted, "It is true that I am the descendant of Yue Wumu, but I am loyal to the Qing Dynasty, and I am loyal!" I'm wronged! ”

By the way, along with Yue Shenglong, the unlucky governor of Gansu Liu Dou and the governor of Gansu, Liu Dou was demoted by three ranks for the crime of negligence, and the governor of Gansu, who personally promoted Yue Shenglong, was dismissed from his post and awaited his participation - this governor was called Daniel Zhang, who liked to sit in a palanquin and lead the army to charge.

Note: In the novel "Chen Shoubei" by He Bang, it is described that Yue Shenglong's father and son drove their subordinates crazy in order to seize the treasures of their subordinates Chen Shoubei.