Chapter 85
Just when the inside and outside of the steamed bun shop were about to become a pot of porridge, several Chinese patrolmen wearing thick coats across the street were carrying a rubber baton and eating and drinking soy milk in another breakfast shop, they had just finished eating the broth buns and were drinking a few sips of soy milk, a patrolman with glasses looked at the situation here from afar, and a person who looked like a patrol chief stood up and waved his hand, and then calmly pointed to the bun shop in front of him: "Go, go, there's work to do!" ”
This patrol chief is only more than 1.7 meters tall, his figure is a little thin, giving people a little dry bamboo pole feeling, wearing a pair of round lenses and myopia glasses, his hands behind his back, and he walks unhurriedly. This person, nicknamed 'Hua Slender Man' and 'Glasses Hua', is an ordinary patrol chief in the Concession Patrol House, I saw him and his subordinates swaying and pacing into this morning shop, looking at the people in front of them who were struggling and opening their mouths and playing officially: "What are you doing!" It's not good to eat well in the morning to fill your belly, what a fuss!! Do you guys want to be a guest in the patrol room!! ”
Seeing that the patrol of the patrol house was coming, these Japanese ronins thought that this was easy to do, they relied on their bandit country to have the right to garrison in Shanghai, and there were many marines stationed in Shanghai and dozens of naval ships, so they thought that they were full of confidence and led a ronin pointed to the huge and burly Zhao Heng who stood proudly at the patrol captain surnamed Hua and said: "Hua Sang, you came just in time, please help me take down this person, just now he humiliated our samurai of the Great Japanese Empire!" We're going to take him back and punish him well!! We will thank you very much. ”
Yan Jiaao, who had just angrily reprimanded the Japanese, stood up again from the side and pointed at the Japanese ronin in front of him and said: "What are you talking about, it is obvious that you little Japan provoked the incident, how can you slander people!" ”
The ronins don't plan to care about Yan Jiaao's rudeness earlier, they can come to repair this guy no matter what time they want, and they can't afford to scold themselves and others for the fact that the treasure knife in their hands is garbage and humiliate their bushido guys, a short and fat guy in this group of ronins stood up and arrogantly stretched out his fist at Yan Jiaao and shouted: "Baga Yalu! There is nothing to do with you here, so quickly flash aside!! ”
As the number of onlookers increased, the crowd was very angry when they heard the words of this short and fat little Japanese, but no one dared to speak, but I don't know who said in the crowd: "Yo, just now it was like a leper dog running away with its tail between its legs, how can you suddenly be arrogant!" ”
Humpty Dumpty Japan had just been arrogant, and when he heard someone say that he was about to turn green like a leper dog, he felt like his lungs were about to explode, and he was now barking at the crowd of onlookers like a mad dog: "Baga!! What the hell is talking nonsense down there, stand up quickly, or we'll find out and have your good fruit to eat!! ”
Zhao Heng, who was picking his head, saw that no one paid attention to himself after waiting for a long time, and no one appreciated the pose he had just posed for a long time until now, so he simply opened his mouth arrogantly to the short and fat little Japanese who was barking in front of the crowd of onlookers: "I said, aren't you guys coming for me, why don't you dare, since you don't have that ability, go home and wash and sleep, don't be embarrassed outside." ”
The group of Japanese ronin, including Humpty Dumpty Japan, didn't react for a long time, what did Zhao Heng mean by telling them to go home and wash and sleep, another thin Japanese ronin pushed his big glasses at the bottom of his wine bottle and stood up and asked, "Nani?" Bandy? What do you mean? ”
Zhao Heng didn't bother to pay attention to these brainless Japanese ronins and replied casually: "Four-eyed little Japan, what Uncle Ben just said was that your mother told you to go home and sleep!" I don't understand this time. ”
After being called Four-Eyed Boy, the bespectacled Japanese ronin was angry and pointed to the ronin beside him who had not spoken since just now, and Zhao Heng, who was behaving very arrogantly, and said: "Bagayalu, Qiyuanjun, you use your family heirloom knife to teach this arrogant bastard a good lesson!" The ronin, who is only one meter seven and looks quite sturdy, pushes away the four-eyed ronin and does not wait for the ronin named Qiyuan to speak, and volunteered to point to Zhao Hengda, who is very different from himself, and said without shame: "Wojima-kun, teach a stupid big man who doesn't know anything and don't need Qiyuan-kun, I'll have a good meeting with you for a while." ”
Zhao Heng didn't even look at this ronin who jumped out by himself, but sneered: "Yo, your name is Detian Jiamo, and I thought the last two words Jiamo were Lanzhou meat sandwich buns." ”
The onlookers began to not understand what Lanzhou meat bun meant, when some people who had been to Lanzhou explained that all the people immediately understood, and all of them burst into laughter, and many people leaned back and laughed across this block: "Hahaha...... Meat sandwich bun, good image. ”
Monk Tokuda Kamo looked at the crowd of onlookers in front of him in confusion and shouted, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny. ”
Among the ronin, there are also people who understand, this four-eyed ronin nest island scolded at this embarrassing Tokuda Kamo: "Stupid, they treat you as meat sandwiched in a bun!" You idiot don't hurry up, do you want to wait until someone's meal is ready and served to you!! ”
Being scolded by his own people like this, this meat sandwich immediately understood that he had just been tricked, so the angry Tokuda Kamo took out his katana and pointed the tip of the knife at Zhao Heng and shouted: "Baga! What's your name, Hontokuda-sama doesn't kill a nameless ghost under the sword!! ”
Zhao Heng didn't seem to be able to play tricks, and he teased Tokuda Kamo again, who was stupid in front of him: "Ouch, I want to ask your grandfather's name, so I have to show some sincerity." ”
Tokuda Kamo had never received such treatment since he came to Shanghai, and at this time, his temples were bruised, and he gritted his teeth and snorted: "Bastard! Tokuda-sama is asking you what your name is now because I don't want no one to collect your body when you die!! ”
Regarding the threat on the other party's lips, Zhao Heng was very disdainful and said aloud: "You listen well, the master will not change his name, he will not change his surname." The tuba surname is Zhao! Mingheng!! The ancestor Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor is also, your grandfather, I am the hundredth and eighth generation grandson of Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor!! Now that you know the name and ancestors of your uncle, now you Oriental dog is ready to eat!! ”
It wasn't until now that Tokuda Kamo knew that the giant man in front of him turned out to be the Shina man he had always looked down on, and he felt deeply teased, and he waved his knife and said angrily: "Baga! Die!! ”
Tokuda Kamo held the knife in both hands and ran quickly towards Zhao Heng, the clogs and shoes on his feet were kicking and looking like he was about to approach the target, the cunning Tokuda suddenly jumped up and slashed down from top to bottom with a katana held high, only to hear the sound of metal colliding with the "bell", and Tokuda was shocked and flew out upside down.